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- ▼ July 2010 (30)
Friday, July 2
3:37 PM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
Yeah so a lot of you saw me telling Sheriff to "fuck right off" in the last post here. Yeah yeah, I was harsh. Damn people, I always tell you guys what a dick I am, but then when I show you, you act all surprised. That's your bad, not mine! Here's what it said:
So I've gathered from the comments that these were taken in August of 2008. Thank you. Although that wasn't really the point of this post. I wanted you guys to see these pictures so you'd stop emailing them to me and asking me if I'd seen them. And anybody else who wants to leave your little bitchy comments like YOU, Sheriff, you can fuck right off. Again, I can post whatever the fuck I want here. Nobody went "searching" or "pushing" for a story. These haven't ever been featured here and I felt they should be. Christ, we love most of you, but some of you are really pissing all of us off lately.
NGL guys, I was hurt that my boyfriend/BFF Sheriff had turned on me and said meanies to me. So then on Facebook we had a big blow up, but then we made up (real talk: I had Tricky Troy the one eyed prostitute give him a BJ, and we all know Tricky Troy gives the best blowjobs around). Here's Sheriff's take on all of this:
So here I sit. Upset, disgraced, publicly humiliated with a cold compress on my mangina. I don't have any norcos left from my recent surgery cause I ate them like candy otherwise I would take them for the pain I feel inside. I've often wondered what it would feel like to be accepted by others, loved, or just well received. Apparently at the rotspot we are only here for them so don't go looking for that there. You know, like other hoguls need their minions. It has come to my attention that we all need our own blogs to express our opinions on how we feel on life, love, and what the fuck am I talking about?
Hey Eddie! How about a game of Hogul Monopoly? Only if I can be the rented car game piece.
I love you man!
Can we get back to being jelus haters now for fuck sake!
Fuck you too Eddie! Haha!
He's also asked me to put the update back up on the post, so I will. Obviously we're back to being BFFs and secret lovers, so everybody can STFU and let it rest now. Everybody congratulate Sheriff on getting a beej from TT (HAHA see what I did there?) and let's hope Tila does something soon so somebody can post on that. I know she made some kind of a post apparently "busting" us haters and belittling some poor hat. Maybe we'll post on it later. Right now I'm busy eating ice cream off of my boyfriend of which I have's chest.
And just in case you don't think this post is Tila-enough, here's something hilarious that Jesus just posted on twitter:
follow that guy because he's hilarious. Like @GaryJBusey hilarious.