Happy Valentines Day lovlies! I wish that I could report to you that Tila was found chopped up into little bits but unfortunately I have no such news. This morning Tila is handing out a "Valentine Gift" for all of her loyal fans! However, she can only keep the link up for five minutes so everyone had to HURRY! Tila, why only five minutes? The reason being is that the song she is promoting and handing out she ripped off the instrumental part of "I love rock and roll" by Joan Jett. Since she can get into some serious trouble for not having permission to use the song, she has to hurry and try and get it out there to her brainwashed tweens. She THEN deleted the posts to clear herself from any obligations on having to pay for using Miss Jett's song. However, it didn't erase it from my blackberry timeline and I plan on having her tweets sent to Blackheart Records. I particularly LOVE how she starts YELLING at her fans telling them to "FUCKING JUST HURRY UP AND DOWNLOAD THIS HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!" Scared Tila? Scared you got busted? Happy Valentines Day Tila :) Here's hoping that you'll have to pay a big fat chunk of change to Blackheart Records!

Well Tila, apparently you forgot that you had to have permission to use someone else's song. According to Blackheart Records you have NOT been authorized to use Joan Jett's "I love rock and roll" to your advantage. For the Tila Army, that means she ripped off a song and tried to make you all believe its hers just like she did "Blue Dress". Thanks to @liarfacetequila for getting an answer from the recording label.


POW!