So Uncle Eddie wakes up this morning, AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE UNCLE EDDIE'S DAY OFF, and everybody is freaking out and warning me that Tila is getting sue happy again. OH NOES!

Here she is going off the handle on twitter. She has already deleted this and now simply says she is speaking to a lawyer. ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T A LOLYER, TILA?


So the five have to be the three of us (she apparently doesn't know we got a new writer - Run Fatty, save yourself!), Spiked Tequila and Tila Truth. No I'm not even going to go into the obvious things that are incorrect, like SUING for a FELONY and all of that. Feel free in the comments to this post though, just like you did in the last one.

What's that, Tila? You sent out a C&D and most of them got "taken down or said they were just spoof sites?" Where, Tila? Name one fucking blog that got taken down. Go on, I'll wait.

In fact, I'm pretty sure we were the only ones lucky enough to get your C&D emailed to us. YES I SAID EMAILED. LOL. And here's how we handled it last time: KICK ROCKS TILA!

Tila I would like to direct you to my internet lawyer Jon Buchan. He is an expert at internet law and subsequent lolsuits. And since our blog updated most recently, I wonder if it was one of dear ol' Uncle Eddie's posts that set her off? OH GOD how I hope it was. Was it the Anniversary of your first faked pregnancy, Tila? Or was it the horrendous pictures of your wonky tits from last night? Oh gosh please tell me, I'm dying to know!

So on with the news. Hey you guys, more pictures of Tila from last night's event are surfacing! Here's one now!

KICK ROCKS AND EAT A DICK, TILA.