Random Tila sigh-ting:
September 4th, Tila will be hosting the grand opening of Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas.  At least, this is what I'm finding online.  I thought there already was a Hustler Club in Vegas? 

In any case, make sure you watch for all sorts of flying objects!  Better yet, go see Ton Loc and Young MC, who are also performing in Vegas that night.

So she wants to be known as "Miss Tila" because it's classier...but, I mean, who EXACTLY in the strip club circuit is she trying to impress?  Does she think this will up sales of her porno?  And isn't this sort of like shooting fish in a barrel?  She's going to brag about all of the people who showed up for her, but let me tell you something.  Dear old Uncle Eddie here LOVES strippers.  Loves them.  And I especially love going to see them in Vegas.  Those Spearmint Rhino & Glitter Gulch girls have a special place in my heart.  And in Vegas you get a lot of patrons, ESPECIALLY when one is opening. 

Those girls better bleach the hell out of anything she slides her snail trail along, or they'll all end up looking like a blue waffle sooner or later.

If you don't know what a blue waffle is, don't google it.  If you do google it, don't blame me.