Hey guys!  Here's a picture of The Virgin Mary I mean an angel of God I mean TILA TEQUILA (phew, got it that time) performing at Strawberry Moon in London. 


Caption contest time!  Do it up, guys.
Right now my favorite is from @Seola1 on Twitter: "Hold on boys, gotta adjust the warts!"

Okay everybody, your faithful writers have been hearing whispers for a while now that Tila is, in fact, leaving for Celebrity Rehab. She finally confirmed it:


Yeah, I'm sure they'll let you blog from there, you fucking retard.  Of course, this is after she tweeted she was going to London yesterday:


(Hint: This was just slang for "my other personality, Caroline - you know, the Brit - is coming.")

ANYWAY.  This is boring.  Who cares.  Since the show is going on (since the glorious Shauna Sand decided to grace the show and give Michael K over at DListed a huge hard-on), let's make our own drinking game.

I'm expecting you to post your best ideas in our comments.  I'll give you a head start.  Take a shot every time she mentions the haters, or the word "jealous."  Also, take 3 shots if they show this blog!  Oh god you guys, how great would that be.

Yes, I'm advocating you getting drunk and possibly starting a lifelong track of alcoholism while watching a show specifically aimed at watching z-list celebrities getting camera time sober.  Uncle Eddie is a crass motherfucker like that.  Let's go, Rotspotters!  I'll post your best shit on a new entry soon.