A couple of days ago, while Tila was "in bedrest" a new staff blogger was introduced: Miss BigTits. Miss BigTits came out of nowhere, and seems to not only be blogging, but taking care of Tila during her very challenging recovery from two scratches 6 days ago. But who is she? Well let's take a peek at her first blog and find out, shall we?

I underlined some quick lolz: the "First of all" used twice (hehehehe I love that shit!), the 2000 people against the 4'11", 95 vulnerable big-titted girl, the proclaimation that Tila is "way too classy" to perform at the Juggalo Gathering....even though she did, so that must make her way unclassy.

You know what stuck out in my mind? The boxed paragraph:

You know I remember another time when I was with her in NYC for her press tour there and she was booked to perform in The Bronx, and her team and people who were “SCARED” of the Bronx told her that she shouldn’t perform in such a “DANGEROUS” place! But guess what? She fucking did it anyway! She’s got more guts and balls than half of you twerps here talking shit about her! You’re all just a bunch of internet gangstas when really, Tila would kick all ya’ll asses in a fucking minute in real life!

I remember this press tour, and I remember her talking about how she's so badass and how her team was so afraid for her life, but she showed them and the Bronx folks gave her mad love. Yeah, Tila's story, was almost verbatim, but this of course, isn't Tila. This is Big Tits, who was with Tila at that time. Hmmmmm. Something doesn't quite fit. As I recall there were three other people on that press tour with Tila. This was the press tour where Tila had the knock-down, drag-out fight with Casa on the airplane. Think, think, think. 

Oh, now I remember! There was Bradshaw. Garry Sun. Tila. and Leo Madrid. Ok.  We know Big Tits is not Tila, because Tila said it's not her, it's her bestie. No other females besides Tila went, which means, BigTits must be a male. It's not Bradshaw because Bradshaw only cares about fashion and if we can't trust him to dress Tila in something appropriate, how can we trust him to string a sentence together? Also, Bradshaw is such a diva he wants full bylines with his name in lights, so its not him. Leo Madrid is out because he and Tila are no longer speaking, so he wouldn't write for her. Well, that leaves Garry Sun. Oh wait, Garry Sun viciously attacked Tila's defenseless arm-meet, sexually harrassed her and was mean and inappropriate to the rest of Tila's staff (personalities). And unlike Big Tits (and Tila) he could string a few words together in a cohesive thought. That's it. Four people on the trip, and all accounted for.

This is a mystery, wrapped in a kerfluffle, stuffed in a slut!