Every day, somebody sends good ol' Uncle Eddie a picture they've made of the psychic midget mogul monster.  They're usually pretty good but today I got two that made me LOL so hard I thought I was going to die!  I just had to share them with you guys, our loyal readers and fellow "haters."  These are by my homie "Onethousand BabyDaddies" on Facebook.  Enjoy!


I AM IN LOVE WITH THESE PICTURES.  The quickest way to my heart is to display Bradshaw's epic 9head.  And the best part is that Tila gives us an endless amount of pictures to do this to!  Wanna see how a mogul acts in Vegas?
Here we have Miss Tila, showing us where fake babies come from     showing off her crab farm     showing off where Charlie is hiding (lol Vietcong joke)     showing us where it burns ACTING LIKE A MOGUL while performing at the Luxor in Vegas.  They later had to burn these couches because Tila's snail trail never washes off.

Ew I grossed myself out.

Update!  Okay by popular demand, here is another HIGH-LARIOUS picture of Tila on her Luxor Mogul tour.  

 LOL omfg.  Her face is hideous, the crowd absolutely ISN'T paying attention...

Oh and you wanna see something funny?  This is how she tried to spin it to everybody:


I dunno, maybe it's a different crowd?  That crowd is certainly not wowed.  That crowd is BORED.  And I love how she's all "oh I totally wowed the crowd but I can't post pics because...uh...oh my computer crashed!  Yeah, that's it!  My computer crashed!"  Sure Tila.  It's not because you're the skankiest of trainwrecks in Vegas.  

Dude, can you imagine?  Being the biggest skank in a town KNOWN for skanks?  I bet every time she went up to her hotel room the security guards thought she was one of those escorts advertised on those little cards.