Get off my nuts fuckers!  A lot of shit went down over the weekend.  Our twitter homies helped us break outta this joint (yay) but shortly thereafter Uncle Eddie and I were chased down by a huge Yetti that we had to destroy.  I'll link you up to that story in a day or so.  Ahhh, it was a BUSY weekend.


By "TONS of responses" she means none, including her "personal email" which is why she has to try and use the same shit for attention - again.  Notice right off the bat she tries to entice people to come back on "Monday" to check for the newest post on the spooky Illuninati!  Hopefully they'll tie her up, practice "vudu" on her, and sacrifice her to the dark lord of Hollywood - all on her flog too!  Talk about the hits!!!  She doesn't care, she'll be a martyr for any sort of attention she can get the good of mankind! 

Hey it's Uncle Eddie's computer time here in jail.  Rotty is currently in yard-time, thinking up a post for you little heathens, but I wanted to stop in and share some LOLZ with you.

So you may have seen Tila calling her army of artards to battle:

Well attack they did!  OMG!  I woke up this morning to DROVES AND DROVES of them tweeting me!

No I'm not even kidding, that's all I got.  THAT'S ALL I GOT.  You can see that's only 4 people, and as one was so eager to point out, she merely RT'd what another had said.  So here's a few questions I had:

1: What kind of army consists of 4 fucking people?
2: Why the fuck does the one think they've talked to me before?  I have no idea who they are.
3: AGAIN, WHAT KIND OF ARMY CONSISTS OF 4 FUCKING PEOPLE????
4: Why is #NOH8 tagged in these posts?  NOH8 is against Prop 8, which I am also firmly against, but that would make this a gay issue.  This is not a gay issue.  This is a retard issue.  Gay does not equal retard.
5: FOUR FUCKING PEOPLE AND THEY CALL THIS WAR!?!?!?

And LOL, the best they had was calling us bitchy and telling us we "can SUCK IT!"

You poor, poor little children.  But hey, look, now you get to be famous!

Oh shit, computer time is over for Uncle Eddie.  I'm probably going to end up in the hole again.  I'm perfecting this amazing toilet moonshine for the rest of us "jeliz haterz" in lock up.  Plus I had to shank a bitch earlier for giving me the stink eye.  I can't wait to get out and show you guys the gorgeous tear drop tattoo I got in here!   Then I can go back home to my apartment complex in Bumfuck, Iowa, where I can collect my welfare check and hang out with my pedo neighbors.  I miss them!

Oh and also:


Bring it, whore goblin.