So just a bit ago my sexy girlfriend (pronounced "girlfrand,") The Gnome made this post about Tila doing drugs.  First off, if you believe that Gnome was in jail for anything, you should hit yourself in the face with a brick right now because you are a retard and of no value to society.  Secondly, you should also do this if you believe Tila does not do drugs.  If you haven't read that post yet, go do it!  Then come back and let Uncle Eddie show you what he's found!  (hint: TILA DOES DRUGS)

We good?  Okay.  So recently I've been going through lots of Tila's old tweets, looking for hilarious shit.  I don't recommend it because it gave me serious eye herpes, just let Uncle Eddie show you the awesome shit he's found.  So here's a blatant admission that Tila does drugs!


Oh but Uncle Eddie!  That's from so long ago!

...I am going to hit you in the throat.  It's not like she doesn't bring it up again.  This one is from just the other day!


I don't know if she just thinks we won't notice or...no wait, I do know.  It's because all of her fans are under the age of 15 and have no idea what she's talking about.  But here she gets a little more obvious about it:


Sure, she might be joking, but I don't think she is.  And what about this?


Well at least she's giving us a warning.  And of course, she tells us she used to be a pothead in high school:


...but Uncle Eddie can't hate on Tila for that.  Uncle Eddie was a pothead in high school too, except by "in high school" I really mean like, yesterday.  But obviously Tila doesn't only mean "in high school" either:


And really, I've only known people to do this with a crack torch:


So it looks like that's all I've got right now.  So tell me, can you really look at all of this and tell me Tila doesn't do drugs?  I dare you to tell me that.  See what Uncle Eddie does to you if you tell him that.  Uncle Eddie doesn't funk around.