Hello darlings! Boy does Uncle Eddie have some stuff for you tonight!

First off, I was alerted in a comment that Tila no longer allows the words Rotspot, SpikedTequila, or TilaTruth in the comments to her blog. 2 of my homies, Daria and Jon Buchan (yes my internets lolyer) tried and BEHOLD! It is true! This was basically the best thing I've heard all night. Somebody could have said "Hey Uncle Eddie, here's a million dollars!" and this news still would have...okay wait that's a lie. But still. That's hot shit.

So a little earlier than that, Tila made a blog post about how she made out with Amber Rose, therefore ruining Amber Rose for the rest of the planet. Now Amber Rose is like a spoiled banana, and instead of staring at her magnificent ass I'm always going to see Tila's grubby little paws all over her.

Here's the post. I bet it's only a matter of time before it gets taken down.


Oh wait, that's not the post! That's ANOTHER post in which Tila calls Amber Rose fat and says she should star in Precious 2 or go on Celebrity Fit Club! Isn't funny how quickly Tila changes her tune when she's actually face to face with these people? Okay here's the real post. Fair warning: Tila says some downright unsavory things in this, which you should be used to, because she's a downright unsavory whore.


Okay so I included all of the pictures there so you can see that no pictures of them actually making out exist. And seriously, you expect me to believe Tila STOPPED when the paparazzi got there? Hahaha yeah fucking right. And I dunno about you guys, but to me Amber Rose looks like she's terribly uncomfortable. And let's not ignore Amber Rose's relationship to Rihanna. That just makes this creepy. Tila is obviously obsessed with Rihanna - even down to copying her haircut. I don't believe Tila's rendition of anything that went on this evening, I really don't. I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens.

Oh but you see how Tila says that once she makes a promise to the Tila Army, she never breaks that promise? LOL keep that in mind. Uncle Eddie has something up his sleeve.

*Thanks to @MissTilaOMG for the cap of Tila calling Amber Rose fat*

Update!!  Tila added THIS disclaimer apparently right after this post came up:
 So, as it turns out, Miss Tila really did lie to her Tila Army this whole time.  She's been teasing them with "OMG can you guess who I made out with!?" ever since her performance at the Staples Center Conga Room.  Looks like Tila is a secret fan of the Rotspot!

Oh and I bet Amber Rose would have been super pissed had she not added this.  I mean, how would YOU feel if Tila told people you made out?  Ew.