So the CNN "interview" (which means Tila rambling on in qualities like an iReport on Skype) has been posted up to the interwebz today. What irritates me when her stuff gets posted, is that anyone who gives the authorization to do so, doesn't fact check whatsoever. Video will be at the bottom, quotes are the direct transcript as posted. As always, sectioned out and my thoughts will follow.

Onto the CNN video:

Hi everyone! I'm Miss Tila and I'm gonna have a little chat with you guys about online privacy, so *meth smack* take some notes.

Uhh.... this statement is quite misleading. I thought it was going to be about how to show your twat to kids, put up videos that get taken down, show everyone how to fall off a chair pretending to strip, pose for paps in a tree and put up public videos and rants against every man for all being the baby daddy. I was wrong! BTW, all the (sic) in there, is her words, not typo's from me. It's exactly how she said it, even if it doesn't make sense.

CNN Montage of all the people knocking her on their respective shows.

I actually started WAY before social media was even, ya know, a thought. *giggle* I actually built my own website (Hotspot). I started it when I was 19, next thing to make a long story short - which everyone knows the story - then I got really huge on MySpace, I was actually in the Guiness Book of Records for having the most friended person on a social network.

Okay, so the first snippet, in all it's rambling incoherent glory. So she started before social media was a thought? Gee, I guess I missed the rewriting of the internet history back in the days of AOL profiles, Geocities, Friendster, etc. Okay, so she was "discovered" at 17 and has claimed her infamy as young as 18, but didn't start until she was 19 with her own site, which THEN led to MySpace? Umm... MySpace didn't start (in a very limited format) until 2003 and not a full social site with profiles until 2004. Tila was 22. She'd have then had her site for at least 3 full years, admitting it's failure apparently. She was in the GBWR for all of a minute too. I know it was in the online edition, I don't do print, but possibly for 2006 (since Tom would have been friended more than her upon MySpaces opening) maybe made it into a print edition. Dunno.

I love the claims of how "she" built her website. Considering she's about as dumb as a box of fucking rocks, and after 9 years apparently cannot create her own damn blog, which as of yet, still hasn't changed since her first saying in August, then again in early November that she was revamping it. Apparently, the "freelance" choreographer/writer/blogger/widget writer/twenty other things with no job that she has hired can't get it together.

But, ummm, I've realized is, is a lot of pros and cons to being on the internet. But I just happen to be a celebrity or whatever, but just, at the same time, ya know, a celebrity that a frie-I'm friends with everybody else, and they feel like "Oh, Tila's my friend, ya know, we're friends". And sometimes they can become *meth smack* delusional with that and then they feel like they own me, and it's just dangerous, just I- I can't trust anybody anymore.

She likes to keep calling herself a celebrity. Most sites call her a Z-lister, pseudo-celeb or flat out celebutard. Reminds me of a TV show where someone keeps repeating what they want someone to call them, so that it becomes true. Now all you bitches bow the fuck down and start calling me Princess Seola. That way, I'll become one. I wish the Tila Army 12 would see through the fucking glass window with this one. Not only has she insulted them numerous times about their stupidity, but here again, to their face, Tila is always saying "I'm cool with my Army, they love me and I love them..." and "tell me another celeb who's so cool and close with her fans that we are all friends". While she rambles on about them becoming delusional, maybe, it's because of the fact that she constantly promises them something, falsely lies about bringing them to her house or taking them shopping. These poor souls actually have no maturity to believe she's lying to them - they aren't delusional, just trusting. Too bad that 100 incidents to cause mistrust doesn't come across to them. She can't even "trust" her "delusional" fans anymore. What a sad world.

Let's say I'll tweet like "Oh, I'm gonna go eat a hot dog" and then there's a picture of me posting (sic) up eating a hamburger and they're so obsessed that they're (sic) be like "She's a patho(go)logical liar" she said "you're eating a hot dog, but there's a photo of a paparazzi who shot you eating a hamburger, you're a liar", and it's like oh my god, and it's just like, it - it's crazy and I think it's because I am too assessable (sic) and I think that I, um, need a plan to still keep in touch with my fans, but have a, you know, a-a, a line that I draw where I'm not too assessable (sic), even me I need to realize, I used to tweet all the time, like I'm heading to this and that, I'm heading to the gas station, blah blah blah and then like, people would pop up, ya know, and -and it's dangerous and so for even regular people they should be really careful about what they say or where they are going because you never know people out there, that you don't know - everything that's private to you, meaning your safety, keep that off the internet... keep that off the internet.

I wanted to break this up, but it was all a run on sentence and I couldn't get a good spot. She really and truly said this, verbatim - all the rambling, all the words that either don't exist or make sense.... Okay, so first off - no one cares about the piddly bullshit about hamburgers versus hot dogs if that were to actually happen. Let's get to semantics though - saying you are having one thing and then having something else is technically still a lie. If she can compare the callousness of the actual lies we caught her in, as being as silly as food - it really shows how little she thinks of the lives she hurts and the people caught in the cross hairs of her stupidity.

Tila isn't exactly ACCESSIBLE - yes Tila, that's the correct word. Assessable is for people in a... *light bulb and rainbows go off about Seola's head* psychiatric ward. (As in, is the patient assessable or too mentally out of it to be assessed.) Anyways, anyone who even posts or Tweets to Tila is under threat of Tila constantly saying she's going to file a lawsuit and call the cops and we are all stalkers. One poor dude (as evidenced in a blog here previously) who walked around her old neighborhood for years was even called on by Tila. When she had her garbage sale, a whole 20 people showing up, of which we know at least 5 were haters. Yeah, she was there, she was "assessable" and no one even bothered when it was free and legal to do so, let alone actually access her in any way.

Now, Tila tweeted when she did the blurb for CNN.December 7th. Oh, she's gonna be soooooo private. Oops... what's this?That would be Tila, on December 10th, tweeting where she's going! You pathogological liar! I guess us "regular people"don't need to Tweet spots we are going TO GET THE FUCKING PAPARAZZI TO SHOW UP. Especially since we weren't planning photo ops with tired ass musicians (you know, like Kid Rock...'s impersonator) who can't get paps to chase him either. Since that interview, aside from the tweet on where she's going, she put up yet another video... while still crying over privacy.




Now all that said, a tangent - I've stumbled across something - did you know Tila has a lazy eye? Yes, it's true! I've been perusing old videos of her, before she went too hardcore druggie, she had a slight lazy eye. In certain videos of this past year, it's become more noticeable and as of late, is extremely noticeable, at least to me. My hubs busted his eye on a gravestone (long story) when he was a kid, so he has one by injury (and truly no notice except when he looks extreme left). When he has taken medication for post surgery and such, his muscle control is lowered, making it insanely noticeable. All the shit Tila is on, is actually making it much more easy to tell when she's high as a muthafucking kite. Her eyes shift faster because of the drugs, but it also makes the eye exaggerated in movements. Check for yourself!

Here is Tila, right before Tampongate last year - pay attention to HER left eye, as to the viewers the eye on the right. Quite subtle, but still there.


Now, this video from a couple days ago. Pay attention to the eyes, bitch can look in two directions at once because she's soooo stoned her muscle function is impaired.


Again, evidenced somewhat in the CNN video, but obviously, she wasn't nearly as high because it was under a bit more control. What do you all think?

Tila knows which side her bread is buttered - and it ain't that lame ass clique she calls fans (and also calls stupid, sheep, etc.). You see, when Tila "banned haters" a mere week ago, she whimpered and whined and all the Tila Army 12 praised Tila for her strength. Her strength in ignoring to make it go away, I suppose.

Tila is already changing her tune. Her site traffic is down... WAY down. As in 90% down. An average "me me me" post before, garnered around 250 comments, mostly yes, from haters. I think my total comments make 3, and that was months ago or so. When she tried to block out the baddies, she actually screwed up two ways. Her average post now only gets 25 comments, the average post with those 25 comments comes from approximately 15 people. Total. (Both are averages, a couple posts with lower comments, a couple with higher and the commenters are usually the exact same 15 people.) Her second way - lost dollars to CPC advertising.

So what's a girl to do when she's failed at everything in life and tries to block out all the "baddies" that are out to get her? Why, wait a week, act like she's listening to her fans and let the haters back. Advertisers on sites like hers won't pay upfront for ad placement like they would with someone like Perez Hilton's site. They pay per click. Massively less traffic, means massively less "oopsie" clicks that generate the few dollars she needs for her fix.

So a week later, slutho tweets:You see, not a single hater in anything I can find on the whole of Twitter actually cares about not commenting. In fact, most of us think it's incredibly funny. We're not missing anything out of our lives by not being able to comment on her site what a slut she is. Though I'm sure some are missing the fun games on how to bypass her censorship, which included words (still or at some point) "lies, slut, whore, murderer, liar, skank, Juggalo, chunks, miscarriage and dozens more.

In the whole 6 people that directly responded to Tila, none of them supported allowing haters back. Tila will still do it because she desperately needs the money from advertising, and she desperately needs validation that her fuckery and stupidity are actually reaching someone somewhere. Right now, she's screaming at her computer, shaking heavily, crying, rambling and wondering if anyone is paying attention to her, because without hater comments, she has no idea whether her shit-for-brains schemes are grabbing enough attention - because according to Tila, all press is good press, or all attention is good attention. She NEEDS this validation.

She created a web of lies and deceit in which no one, not even her own family wants anything to do with her. She blows off friends after they've passed their usefulness to her or they catch on to her antics and tell her to "shove it ya dumb cunt". She has no one because she's a loser - the kind of person that without the internet, would be in a cardboard box somewhere, begging for quarters to buy her next fix. She's living off other people (each time she moves, someone else has to pay up, when she lost all her friends at the time, she got booted from her last house) and is now living again, with some dude and a friend paying her way for her. Her dumbass blew through her porn earnings by leasing a car she can't even drive.

Now, she's missing that validation again. Her beef curtain blow hole is drying up without the attention. Probably why she's been seen walking even more funny, as of late.

So check this out - Tila makes a big announcement on Veteran's Day. Now - we all know Tila's extensive USO tour takes so much time out of her schedule, but at least SHE could be the one to post the thanks for our troops, right? Because like, POW! Soldiers are like, awesome, and they've begged her to come over.... riiiiiiight? Nope - because it's "Tila Staff" who takes the time out of their busy day.
But alas, Tila was working on yet another post of "look at ME, look at ME". As usual for my posts, I'll paste the quotes, add my thoughts and save screen shots for the day she eats more of her words... ya know, as opposed to just pills, Cup'O'Noodles and meth.

We already know Tila has claimed to want to switch the format of her site. It didn't happen. However, I want to refresh your memory before I go to today's post. October 21st, exactly 3 weeks to the day prior:

Yes, in 6 short months, she's managed to... do nothing. See, her fans are just so unhappy with this format that has been "so successful". I just like the second paragraph because Tila has claimed to spend $30k on her site (pay herself?) and have a staff of 20-30, of which, none are currently declared under any registered businesses affiliated with Tila. She also makes fun of Perez and how she has soooo many more readers - her case is based upon "comments", so that means the Rotspot actually outdoes her AND Perez! Don't you feel lucky to be reading about our thoughts on skankwhores? I mean really!!! You are sooooooooooo special! Oh Em Gee!

Now, moving onto today (we'll revisit the 21st in a moment), I posted this November 5th:

Next topic!
What happened to "my blog won't be about celeb stories anymore but more about ME ME ME!"? It's still an RSS feed of other stories, and quite frankly the most boring ones. All the "exclusives" that any other rag had the slightest interest in were sold to other outlets. Way to treat your fans to "you you you". You sold off all the stories AND copies of documents, instead of driving traffic to your site. Is that because you know it's failed so hard that if you didn't put it up there, no one would see it? Sorta like that tree falls in the forest scenario?

Hmmm... curious at best, but my point remains the same, here's what Tila has to say.

I just wanted to stop in really quick to let you in on what’s been going on in my busy world these days! There is A LOT going on, but I’m going to try to make this as short as possible so you don’t have to end up reading a book in this blog! haha! Ok so first big news is that I have decided that I no longer want to blog about celebrity gossip. I liked it better when I had my OWN official website, where it’s just all about me. So that it’s easier for my fans to keep up on my life and what I’m doing next and where I’ll be next…etc. Just like how my other official website www.TilaResistance.com (domain changed because she's a whore) used to be! I realized that with this Celebrity Gossip Blog, a lot of my fans get confused because they actually come to my website just for me, and not to read about everyone else! Supply and demand! I noticed that this is what my reader’s want, by the traffic I get each time I post something. So, that’s one big news I am really excited about!

Let's just start by saying Tila's "really quick" is only in the mind of a meth fueled rant. So we are back... again... to the "I'm going to post about ME!" bullshit. I, as a great reader-between-the-liner, see this whole paragraph as "no one cares to read my RSS feed and it's not all about ME ME ME, so I'm going to make it all about ME ME ME to feed my ego!". Alas, we move to her "realization" that "fans" don't come to her site for the INTENDED PURPOSE she started out with. I like her admitting failure. That and that her fans are too stupid to know which posts are about her and which are about celebs, apparently. Why don't they come there for celebs? Because they get their celeb news from actual sites. She concluded this by her traffic, when clearly, her traffic on her own posts are due to the lolz we get from her retardedness.

So starting on November 15th, that will be the LAST DAY you guys will be reading about celebrity gossip on my site! After November 15th, I will either temporarily shut down this site and put up a splash page while I work with my web team to come up with a new design and layout for my BRAND NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE..or the second option is to keep the site open, so this way you guys won’t have to miss me too much and i can just blog when there’s an announcement I need to make about my life, where I’ll be next, new projects, or simply because I want to keept in touch with you guys..etc. So right now I’m debating on which way I should go….. So I need your help on that! Should I keep my website up so that I can still keep in touch with you guys, or is it better to just put up a splash page while me and my web team work on the new layout for my brand new official website? Me, personally, I wanted some time off to lay low and just let everyone forget about me for a while and just put up a splash page, while I’m working on the new site. That’s what I initially had in mind, but since I love my Tila Army and my reader’s, I want you guys to help me decide on whether or not I should keep this website open or put up the splash page while I work on my new website design. Leave comments and let me know what I should do!

More "TELL ME YOU LOVE ME - I NEED VALIDATION!@!#!$@$%" crap. A few things jump out here: one being that she has no idea how to run a test site, because she can't function without taking it all down. Two being that a web "team" (that she already paid thousands for) can't bring a site within a week or so, assuming she's already been working with them? I can redesign a site from scratch in 2 days, graphics and all. And let me tel you kids, I'm not the best out there. Me, personally - I prefer she goes away for everyone to forget about her - just letting you know Tila. And stay that way!

Regardless, I’m really excited to turn this website back into my OFFICIAL WEBSITE! No more celeb trash gossip! Although my site has been doing really well with that stuff, I just felt like it was interfering with MY OWN announcements and news! So again, starting on November 15th, you will no longer be reading about celebrity gossip on this website! YAY! It’s time for a change and new beginnings and I am doing JUST THAT!

Turn it back? It never was, it's not even good enough for a has been! But you see, 3 weeks ago, it was soooo successful and everyone just like, OMG, LOVED it - that Tila is calling it celeb trash gossip. And the purpose of her site to begin with, as she stated over and over and over - was "interfering" with her ME ME ME ME ME ME LOOK AT ME bullshit.

As for my NEW WEBSITE, it’s going to be even better than this one! My team is already working on the new layout with me as we speak! I hope it’s not going to take TOOOOO long, but if anything, I still have this site so if they don’t finish in time for when I want my big re-launch, I can still always use this site to blog for now. So yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy get ready for a super duper dope MISS TILA OFFICIAL FAN SITE!!!!!! This new website will be all about me, my life, tons of photo galleries, my tour dates, new tv shows, magazine shoots, etc etc… Everything Miss Tila! So I’m super excited about my new website! I have had a lot of fun with this site being a celebrity gossip site, but then after a while, I just felt like I was no longer passionate about it. Plus half of these celebs are my friends and I don’t wanna have to keep telling my staff who they can and cannot blog about. It’s a pain in the ass! So that’s it! www.tilaresistance.com will now turn into a MISS TILA OFFICIAL FAN SITE!

"I hope it's not going to take too long" actually means "I hope I can down enough meth and pills to stay awake!!!". We see here, if she were to be totally honest, if it's all about the things she mentioned, it will be two posts of drama, "plans" that never come to pass, FAKING "charity work", FAKING pregnancy and adoption" and lying about things in the works (a la App, comic book, two TV shows, book, USO tour, 130 city world tour, going to -insert foreign country here- to do work) that we get to point and laugh about. Half the celebs are her friends though, doncha know? Even though most of them don't realize she exists and those who do, think of her as a punchline. Even her latest "LOOK AT ME" stunts ended with two declarations "not friends, just business" and "I don't even know Tina Tequila".

Now onto her "works in progress":

1) Shooting my new music video for “WALKING ON THIN ICE” this weekend! Going to be extremely amazing! Can’t wait to show you guys the finished product!

2) I just did some more work with “MTV” I can’t tell you what exactly it is yet, but let’s just say for now that you’ll be seeing me back on TV very soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOHOOO!

Does that video come with the porn, or is it a separate soundtrack? Who did you steal the song from? How many Powershot clips will you turn into one?

"MTV" isn't the MTV we know, it's for a new network called Moneyhungry Trash Viewing. I think we are on our 7th or 8th "I'll be back on TV soon". Still hasn't happened, thank GOD!

3) Miss Tila in Italian “VOGUE” magazine……….. yes. VOGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! yessssirrrr! This is another dream come true that I can check off of my checklist! more info coming soon! Miss Tila going HIGH FASHION now! What better way to do it, than be in “VOGUE?” damn that’s HOT!

Probably in an ad for hoochie pants. Frankly, I think the only person who actually made any deal about any overseas Vogue was Janice Dickenson (great company there). My million dollar guess is an ad, if it actually happens. Tila's head alone wouldn't allow for a cover. If you are a believer in Vogue (a desperately falling mag in these times), feel free to write them a message.

4) MIss Tila Merch line as well as Miss Tila Iphone App is almost done!!!! I’m trying to push them to get it launched by December!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are going to LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE all of my new merch, clothing line, and Iphone app! I have been working extensively on these projects and put a LOT of my time into it, and that’s why you guys will understand why it’s been taking so long once you see the finished products! They are super top notch quality and you can tell that I put a lot of time and effort into building all of this!!!!!! So get ready for some SUPER AMAZING “TILA MERCH/CLOTHING LINE” and “MISS TILA IPHONE APP” coming out hopefully by this DECEMBER!!!!

Okay, so.... I posted "Next topic! Where's the iPhone app? Why did your dating site die after less than 6 months active? Why did your clothing line you bragged about die after a year? Where's the comic book?" in the same post. The reason I posted it, we know she failed at merch several years ago when she was actually somewhat popular. She's been talking about the merch site for more than a year and the earliest note I have on hand says she was launching the iPhone app as early as June 2009. Each time a fan asked about it, she ignored them or said "that's why I've been too busy to chat with fans".

5) I have been laying low for a while, and will continue to lay low because I have been working on something HUUUUUUGE behind the scenes that’s been taking up all of my time! I can’t tell you guys yet what it is, but just KNOW that by 2012, you will be seeing a LOT more of Miss Tila on the big screen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POW!

Anyone else just think it's absolutely stupid for a 29 year old "woman" to be saying POW!? Okay, that aside, we've also been hearing about big screen this and that for more than a year. IMDB is pretty accurate and on top of the game for things even announced, Tila has no acting credits or projects other than a slutty Hooters chick in a 4 year old movie. She portrayed herself, a very degrading part in fact on Cleveland Show, which was actually quite tame to her.

So, backtrack to 3 weeks ago.

O HOOOORAY for our 6 month anniversary!!!!!!!! I remember when I first launched it, hater’s kept telling me that I was going to “fail” at doing this…. but hey… look who’s still blogging and look who’s still coming back here everyday to read about what’s new?? I’m looking at you, haters! I’m really happy that I decided not to throw in the towel.. ...I hope that in another 6 months, It will continue to grow, which I have no doubt that it will! I will continue to dedicate my time to update you guys on the latest news and continue to interact with all of my reader’s here.

EPIC fail. Just EPIC. You failed, you gave up and you aren't still blogging!!! This whore don't even remember what she said! Though, we never did get those green screen, goofs, any celeb interviews that were coming weekly with those "big names" you already lined up and "hottie of the week" that wasn't YOU. You couldn't even keep up with Tila Army member of the week - you already profiled the two!

As a side note, one of her biggest fans, who everyone knows, and must be a dingbat to boot is incredibly sick. Tila didn't address her at all, the very girl who was an "Army Member of the Week" and gave Tila a birthday present. She does address another one though, talking about ME ME ME. Way to address a very sick fan but go with another and talk about YOU YOU YOU!

Ya dumb slut.

My oh my, what's this I see on TMZ?


Guh-rosssss.

Check out the full article here.  And in case you're curious, she's STILL denying she made a porno.  Nevermind two.

Update! 
Tila reacts!

Here's what I love about this.
A) She has previously said she'd never make a sex tape.  

We've featured that screen cap here a million times.  She also said this once, which is super ultra mega classy:

Nice!
B) She keeps saying "whomever is leaking this..."  Does that mean she's filmed so many sex tapes that she doesn't know who could be leaking it?
HA!
And darling, we know it's not a sex tape.  It's a full on porno.  What the fuck are you going to do when it comes out?  Idiot.

Check her out, crying on Facebook and not skipping a beat to proclaim how fucking AMAZING she is by doing "so much charity work," i.e. she sat on her drugged out ass at a gala and danced with a kid who thought she was on Flavor of Love and didn't know her name (it's not like she bothered to learn his, either).


Aww, she can't stop crying!  You guys, let's all feel bad for her.  It's not like she dug her own grave or anything.  Come on, everybody!  Let's stroke her ego!

OH, POOR TILA.

One of our readers (who is also my twitter friend) sent this in tonight.


NO JOKE.  TILA LET SOMEONE SAY THAT SHIT ABOUT CASEY, HER ONE TRUE LOVE, AND THAT WAS HER RESPONSE.  NO JOKE.

I mean, we all knew Casey was nothing but a meal ticket to Tila.  This was evident when Casey died and Tila posed for the paparazzi in a tree, or with a flower between her breasts.  Not to mention that BIG SMILE on her face.


But this?  She couldn't even PRETEND to still "love" Casey.  I mean...just...goddamn.

This reminds me of all that crazy shit that Tila spewed after Casey died, like the one that said something like "God got angry at us because angels aren't supposed to love each other, so He took my angel away."

Oh wait, I found it in my archives:


Hey Tila, go fuck yourself.

Update! 
Hey, Tila!  Thanks for confirming that you read the Rotspot!


Update 2! 
Okay, here's the rest of the conversation.  You can see that Tila is an idiot, which I'm sure comes as a HUGE shock.


I don't think it really matters if we read your comment again, you stupid whore.  For Christ's sake.  Then she gets all defensive and threatens to ban her fan there.  From my source:
"She and her friend sent some music to Tila and were also made spotlight of the week on Tila's crap blog."

Nice job, dipshit.  Alienate ALL of your idiot fans.

This is a follow-up to this post.  Read it, if you haven't.  Since that post is a few days old and a little pushed down, I decided to make a new entry so you wouldn't miss this hilarious update.

Here's a little backstory.  So Nick B. (I believe that's his name) at CelebSlam.com called Tila a Saigon Whore.  She got offended, called him a "racist" and a "sexist."  So the he said:

I'd like to personally apologize to each and every one of them for using the term "cheap Saigon whore" -- "cheap Ho Chi Minh whore" would have been more appropriate, considering that Saigon was renamed Ho Chi Minh City after it fell to the communist North Vietnamese Army (NVA) in 1975. Again, apologies. Having a B.A. in History from one of the best schools in the country, this is especially embarrassing for me.

Then Tila tweeted that he publicly apologized, thanks to the Tila Army emailing him and calling him out.

No joke.

EDIT 
People want me to include this part, too:

I like how she seems real concerned there for a minute...then drops it with "whatever" and goes about her merry, whore way.

Anyway, now we're up to speed.  Tila posted a blog, calling him her "hero of the week" for publicly apologizing.  Since I'd rather shit twice in my own shoes and wear them around town, I'm not going to her fail blog and taking screencaps of it.  CelebSlam has done that for me, so I present to you, their response to Tila's blog:




I'm really surprised she didn't figure out (read: someone told her) that he wasn't apologizing.  So she still thinks he is, and that just KILLS me.  Honestly, I think she has that little respect for her Tila Army.  She knows they aren't smart enough to go read it themselves, so if she says he apologized, then GODDAMMIT it must be so!  And sadly, I've yet to see any of them even attempt to clue her in.  No one has even bothered to whisper to her "Tila, sweetie, you look kind of stupid here and the haters are having a field day with it." Nevermind, I see in the comments of her fail blog that Super Stalker Extraordinaire BeyondBettyJean tried to explain it to her, to no avail.  BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT FACELESS CUSTOMERS TO HER.  And you're too stupid to see that.

That just makes me sick to my stomach.

If you haven't yet, head on over to CelebSlam and tell him how awesome he is.

Apparently, yes.

So on the 3rd, Celebslam.com wrote this post.  It's about Tila and her lambo.  You can see the part that really grinds Tila's gears:

LOL, Saigon Whore.  Ouch.  But hey, it's nothing worse than we've ever said here, and she pretty much is a Saigon Whore.  I mean, she banks on oversexualized images of herself as an Asian.  That's the image she sells.  That's the glove that fits her.  So wtf is her problem? 

Of course, she tries to pull the race card.  Honey, you can't pull the race card when it's part of your image.  I dunno.  I mean, I guess I can see how it's a little racist...but I feel like the perception she puts out there is racist, so you can't really bitch when someone calls you out on it.  In any case, Tila FLIPPED HER SHIT:



You know, I didn't even read that, I'm not going to lie.  You can just read the title, skim the bold stuff, and there you go.

So how does CelebSlam respond?  Why, in the funniest goddamn way EVER.

You can read the full post here.  It includes emails from the Tila Army, and they're goddamn hilarious.

So he obviously doesn't apologize.  A fucking chimp could see that and understand that he's STILL insulting her.  So, by that logic, Tila is dumber than a chimp.  Check out these tweets from the mental midget herself:


No he didn't.  No, he absolutely didn't.  You fucking moron.


This is my favorite one.  As an adult?  Really, as an adult, she'd like to tell you she CAN'T FUCKING READ and is so far up her own ass that she's completely confused an insult for an apology because it contained the word "apologize."  Adults understand sarcasm, Tila.  Just sayin'.


And now she's saying she's going to write a blog about him.  There are more tweets, so check them out if you want.  I can't wait for her blog.  I bet she figures out before then that he was being a smart ass...well really, I bet someone tells her.  Then she'll pretend she knew ALL ALONG and go "innn" again.

This binge is turning out to be pretty sweet, you guys.  I wonder how it'll end?

So unless you live under a rock, you HAD to hear about James Lee holding people hostage at the Discovery Center building today because he was pissed off at the Gosselins and the Duggar family (sort of).  Anyway, I'm not even going to click on her fucking link, but I wanted to share this with you guys because I thought it was hilarious.


This is a shot from her celebritytweets page.  I have to look at this when I'm on my phone instead of her actual twitter because she has me blocked.  Anyway, I took this especially so you could see the time stamp at the top of the pic.  7:01 PM.  And, aside from the new post about THE OTHERS *cue spooky music* that she posted - which will probably be up here soon - you can see that her gossip blog posted about the hostage situation at approximately 6 PM. 

Now, I'm in the same time zone as Tila.  That shit ended here around 2 PM.  I remember that specifically because Maryland is on the east coast, 3 hours ahead, and they gave a press conference at 5:00 PM east coast time saying it was over.

That means Tila's fucking fail blog posted on that shit 4 hours late, saying it was happening "RIGHT NOW!"

Way to go, Ti-Lun.

Oh and speaking of that fucking batshit stupid post.  Yes, we've seen it.  And we're all scratching our heads as to how to write it up here.  IT'S JUST. SO. STUPID.  What do you say about such flagrant retardation?

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So I woke up this morning to news that Tila's fail blog had finally dethroned Perez Hilton!  Wait, what's that?  Oh, my bad guys.  What I mean to say is that Tila's fail blog was running away with it's tail between it's legs!  That's right, Rotspotters.  Tila has given up the Celebrity Gossip trade!


Let me break this down for you, Uncle Eddie style.

First screen cap: Wow Tila, that's an OLD ASS picture of you.  But of course it is.  You know just as well as we do, Tila, that you presently look like something the cat dragged in.  Whoring and drugs will do that to you.  And whoever published this picture is really working overtime on the smoothing brush.  Goddamn.

She continues on that her readers just aren't interested in celebrity gossip, and that it bores the hell out of her to write about it.  Yes, Tila, that seems like an excellent career path to me, especially when you "knew NOTHING about Pop Culture."  Do I believe this?  My answer is: HELL TO THE NO!!!!!!  (See what I did there?)  And neither should you.  I believe Tila's just realizing that her blog is complete and utter fail, so in true Tila fashion, she "never liked doing it, anyway."  Right.  But I love how she goes from having "A staff member" to "tons of different staff members" in the same paragraph.  Jesus Christ, Tila. 

So she lays it out for us. 

I am going to change the ENTIRE dynamic, direction, and content of my website to target what the demographic of my reader’s seem to like! So from now on, my website’s content will be dedicated to all the “REAL” people out there and not about all the worthless celebrity news. I want to dedicate my website to all the people out there who work their asses off trying to make it in this industry. Whether you’re an upcoming Musician, Model, aspiring Actor, or for all of the people who email me for advice. I am making the changes to my website due to the high demand of what my reader’s want. I get SO many emails from people asking me for advice, or if I can help them promote their charities, music, modeling, acting, etc, etc, etc. So this is why I have decided to change the direction of my website.

God, you guys, this bitch is a real humanitarian!  She just wants to help people!

I think my favorite part of this whole thing is when she talks about the Universe guiding her to the right place.  Yeah, Tila?  Did the Universe guide you to the GOTJ?  Did the universe tell you to keep "performing" (I use that term loosely) when you were getting pelted with "poop and pee?"  When your previous face meet was exposed?  If so, I think the Universe is on our side.  High five, Universe!

Oh, then she lays it on the line.  The posts that get the most hits are the ones about her, like her dumbass "the Others" entries and her Dear Diaries.  Oh!  So what you're saying, Tila, is that your site is going to be mostly about you!  Because I've only seen you post a handful of "helping the little guy" posts, but TONS of posts are totally up your own ass! 

Hang on, I'll let you get over the shock and awe of Tila changing her fail blog to be only about her.  Deep breaths, everybody.

And really, she's so far up her own ass that even the "helping the little guy" posts she's claiming to focus on now are still all about her.  She's SO awesome, ask her for advice!  Don't go through a legit agency, send your applications to Tila!  I just vomited twice and died.

And yes, she's still going to blog about celebrity gossip.  But, ACCORDING TO TILA:

• Only if she finds it interesting for her and her readers
• Only if it's SUPER DUPER SCANDALOUS AND BREAKING NEWS

What, like this?

Yeah, I went to that post.  It's posted by "Tila Staff" and completely ripped off from The Hollywood Reporter.  So when Tila said "I'm going to change the ENTIRE dynamic, direction, and content of my website," she apparently didn't inform Tila Staff...or maybe this was super interesting and scandalous/breaking news?  I guess I'm just an asshole then, because I couldn't give a fuck how much The Situation earned this year.

I think this is the closest we're going to get to Tila admitting failure.  Soak it in, boys.  Is this just a ploy to get people to cover her useless bullshit more often?  To get Tila more attention?  OMG no, why ever would you think that!?

Whoever said it's like Christmas time over here at the Rotspot is right.  Goddamn!  We're all having the best time with this!  Fatty and Rotty have smeared themselves with chocolate.  It's like that scene in Heavyweights when the fat kids get to pig out again.  You know what I mean. Yes, this is exactly what it's like right now at the Rotspot office!

And it just keeps getting better and better!  Today someone posted this hilarious picture on Tila's fail blog:

And by the way, don't bother clicking her link that says something like "Tila talks for the first time about her horrific experience!"  Yeah, that's bullshit.  It's merely the E! clip we brought you in the previous entry.  Nothing more.  No commentary, nothing to laugh at.

TMZ discussed it both on their TMZ Live segment today and on their TV show.  Here's the clip from the TMZ Live segment.  Uncle Eddie is in the middle of moving and won't have cable until tomorrow, so hopefully I can get you the TV clip then.

But I think my favorite thing has to be this article I found while looking for the TMZ TV clip:

"Tila Tequila assaulted with sex toys by clowns."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Holy shit!

Anyway, we'll keep bringing you the info as we get it!  And thanks to my awesome friend @The_Danger_Zone for teaching me how to snag videos!  I know, I'm not perfect at it yet...but I'm learning.  Hooray!  Celebrate, bitches!  Drink some Grape Faygo!

Damn you guys, here I am, trying to enjoy my vacation, and Tila has to get all INTERESTING again, forcing me to update this bitch!

So the other day we saw that Garry Sun got fired from the OMG staff, right?  Right.  They were both flinging shit back and forth, while most of us popped some popcorn and were thoroughly entertained.  But today it got REAL DEEP.

Earlier, this started circulating pretty heavily:
Scariest smile EVER
Old news, Radar!  We posted this rumor like last month!  Maybe even two months ago!  But, okay, Radar seems to be confirming it, right?

Then OH SHIT Tila found out.  Here's where it gets good.

She tweets:

In fact, she was PISSED.

Oh, delightful!  I then saw some retweets from people on my timeline where Tila's little fans were threatening Garry Sun's life over this, so OMG I had to go see what the commotion was about.  OH DEAR GOD.  I have to share this with you.  You'll all DIE.  Here's Tila's blog entry about it.  Check it out, I'm sure it'll be gone shortly!


I like how Tila doesn't know the difference between "for" and "from."  So you have a restraining order FROM him, Tila?  So he put one on you?  SEE HOW WORDS HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS, IDIOT?

Oh god.  Oh god oh god oh god.  Raise your hand if you believe Tila was sliced up by Garry Sun.  Go ahead, I'm going to do a head count.

Nobody?

None of you believe it?

Yeah, that's what I thought.  Also, I'm pretty sure taunting Garry online would put a serious damper on your precious little "pit bull lawyer's" court case.

So I guess we'll have to see where this goes.  If Garry stands for this, then I'll have even LESS respect for him than I already did.  This might be the most fucked up thing Tila has ever accused anyone of.  I don't even think accusing Shawne Merriman of abuse is this fucked up.  Total defamation of character.  Insanity.

Bradshaw, my dearest 9head, you're the only one left.  Watch the fuck out.

Update! 
Garry Sun is currently answering some questions you guys might have.  Here's a screen cap.
4 people?  Damn Tila.  That's serious MOGUL status.