Remember when Tila went to New York and her giant crabs crushed the city, Godzilla style went on her media tour to promote her gossip blog?  Well during that time she stopped on over at Popeater.com.  Check out how far up Tila's ass they are:


Well, my dear Rotspotters, the times are a'changin'!  Check out this article, and what they think of Miss Tila NOW:

"As A.V. Club pointed out, "When the Juggalos attack Tila Tequila, nobody wins except the Internet."

 This is my new favorite quote ever, because it's SO TRUE.

My my my, Popeater.  You certainly seem to have changed your tune!  And wtf!?  Her record site is nothing but an ad for a free burrito!?  OMFG IT IS, CHECK IT OUT!  OH MY GOD how did we miss that before!?  That's hilarious!  Update!  It has since been changed to a rather artistic goatse.  Not kidding.  The new image for Tila Tequila Records is a giant, gaping asshole.  How you feel about that, Rob?

Tila, for the love of GOD, get the hint.  Ok?  If you get the hint I'll even start being nice to you.  Pinky swear!  Just shut the fuck up and go away.  It's what everybody wants.  Actually wait, I take that back.  Do porn.  Seriously.  You'll be a fucking star (no pun intended, thanks).  God knows I'll watch it.  I really think that's your calling, Tila.  You're FAR too over-sexualized for anything else.  There's no shame in porn, Tila.  I have a very close friend from high school who does it.  She's also on the PTA and lives a fairly quiet home life with her husband and son.  And you know what?  She loves what she does.  Who knows, Tila, maybe someday I'll see you at the AVNs and she can introduce us and we can be life long friends!

Don't count on it.

Thanks to @americastrong for showing me this article!