I've got a mix of thoughts today kiddies, so we're entitling this post Hodge Podge. It'll be all over the place but my points are short, so feel free to pick and choose what you'd like to ponder. We'll start with the somewhat connection/argument about the restraining order.

We've already poked the fun at the 10 yards aspect, but in the midst of comments, I'd like to clarify a few things by comparison to another douche that was also around Tila. Raz B. In case you haven't heard, Marques Houston successfully filed an RO against him. There's again, too much drama for this mama to cover all the angles, but suffice it to say - Houston felt his life was threatened. Now, here's the fun part - Tila also claimed this against Garry. I have copies of both orders filed and some even argued that Tila was granted the RO so therefore she didn't have to pay. I present for you a comparison of the RO's. What makes this interesting is there's somewhat of a similar thread in that they knew each other, had some history, had some really psycho stuff claimed from both sides and someone felt creeped out enough to go file. Difference? You emailed, tweeted and/or PMed me how I might know what Tila did or didn't bring up during RO being issued. I could tell you all day that not only was she given 10 yards so it basically protected her physical being but not really anything of consequence, but she had to pay for it. Well, here's your proof - so to speak - about a truly threatening situation with proof and Tila's claims and the judge doing what he had to to get her to go away. (Both copies were available via Radar Online.)

Now, here are the orders, side by side. Notice the difference in yardage. Tila asked for and was denied 100 yards from the man she "claims" on the internet (but apparently not to the judge - curious no?) attempted to kill her. Houston's claim is that Raz B threatened. See the difference in severity? If reasonable information was provided, or even a slight remote bit of proof as Houston showed, Tila would have been given the full 100 yds.

The other glaring point is the filing fee. More often than not, people without proof or people who threaten lawsuits often are required to pay the filing fees upfront. Those with real issues are not required as the judge deems it necessary for safety. 'Ello - what's this?
Tila had to pay the fees to file. Houston did not. What makes that important is the judge not only felt she wasn't in enough danger to warrant a regular, run-of-the-mill RO, but made Tila pay for it. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's logiiiiiiiiiiiiiistics. (Sorry, couldn't get that out of my head and you kinda need logical thinking - aw hell, you know where I was going. :D )

What did Tila's lawyer, Alan Gutman say when Garry first filed on Tila? Well, it's quite ironic:

"Mr. Sun's filing shows that anyone can file anything in a courthouse. He will undoubtedly be held accountable by appropriate authorities for making these false allegations."

FYI, as far as I could find, not a single "authority" has charged or investigated Garry for anything. (This does not mean he hasn't, but given both people's propensity to blab....)

Next topic!
Garry's Radio Interview - while it makes for some damn good fodder for us, some insight, whatever you want to call it, Garry is beginning to leech onto the famewhoring himself. He has a strong case for a counter suit, but when you go to far... you help her. Do I think Garry should defend himself? Yes - at the right place and right time, say.... in court. But since I only care about lolz around Tila, speak away my dear, we're enjoying it! All that could come out of it, is the judge laughs and tosses them both - as it stood and I noted in a prior post of mine, Garry had a case to win. I don't believe that is the case any longer.

Next topic!
Tila buying another mansion - I've covered the failed logics in which one would not only buy Raz B a mansion, but herself a mansion, then move again a few months later, one thing dawned on me earlier today while wafting in self pity that my ice cream melted. If one had planned on a trip for months to go out of the country, hell the continent, why would you set a closing date for the times you were "supposed" to be away? Curious no?

Next topic!
Where's Rob, the New Zealander (I get that right Pix? :) ) Where's the Texas Twinz? Where is that hot girl group that "won" a singing show (Gah, the name of the group escapes me for all to hell!)? Where's that hot football star you represented? Where's that hot model you stole from Ford? We were supposed to see them by now!

Next topic!
Where's the iPhone app? Why did your dating site die after less than 6 months active? Why did your clothing line you bragged about die after a year? Where's the comic book?

Next topic!
By now, if we counted all of Tila's pregnancies and stories, in the last year, she would have 4 children, 4 more adopted (with one being Ava Johnson) and twins on the way next month. Most of them named Jayden. Most of them with 5 different baby daddies. In fact, where's the bills Tila promised her fans (and haters alike) from her medical visits, her miscarriage and her IVF?

Next topic!
We are approaching a year out from TamponGate. Will Tila mark the anniversary by shooting a tampon out of her twat in two weeks?

Next topic!
What happened to "my blog won't be about celeb stories anymore but more about ME ME ME!"? It's still an RSS feed of other stories, and quite frankly the most boring ones. All the "exclusives" that any other rag had the slightest interest in were sold to other outlets. Way to treat your fans to "you you you". You sold off all the stories AND copies of documents, instead of driving traffic to your site. Is that because you know it's failed so hard that if you didn't put it up there, no one would see it? Sorta like that tree falls in the forest scenario?

Next topic!
What happened to Tila raving over being with Kid Rock? We knew you wouldn't admit to being with an impersonator! Were you so drunk and coked out that you couldn't tell the difference? What about Franco?

Next topic!
Where's the lawsuit against ICP and the Gathering organizers? The lawsuit against Raz? Casa? Numerous blogs? In fact, where is ANY lawsuit?

Final thought:
As we enter the holiday season, expect more from her. We haven't seen the end of this paparazzo/Tila battle on the internets. It'll be tossed out of court, but she'll cry she won, then open her mouth. Prepare your screencaps kids. She did the same thing when she was ordered to keep her cum trap shut and didn't and tried to delete it faster than she typed it. As it winds down from all the fun over the next few weeks and the court case is heard, she'll be crying for more attention. Maybe I should open a pool up about what day she'll tweet how lonely she is and "this time last year, I was with my wifey" for sympathy from her mentally deranged teenage bottom dwellers.

 So, just as she did a couple months ago, and then again last month ... TT has changed up her rat's nest yet again.  Last month she left her blond bob behind, got some cheap weave, and went back to her "golden blond signature look" that no one even knew was a "signature look" for her.  But if you want to call a frizzed up mess of swamp hair a "signature look" then look no further, TT has claimed that "signature look" for herself....until today.  NOW TT is claiming that she is going "back to her roots" (which isn't as sexy and fun to her) to show the "real Tila".  I also work in the industry with lots of weave and shit and can tell you that the ONLY thing to "fix" a jacked up weave without spending a LOT of money on a new one is to dye the whole shit black.  You can't see the imperfections as much.  (Look below for a surprise about her "roots")  Also, I'd love to point out that she REALLY looks like a fuckin' Asian Escort now.  More so than ever.  There is NOTHING classy about that bitch and no matter WHAT she does she will never gain that description from anyone in the fuckin' world. 

Last night when I posted those screencaps of Tila talking shit on Violent J (and the subsequent edit where she's talking shit on the juggalos themselves), I started thinking.  You know, something is really wrong when a bunch of "schizophrenic serial killer clowns" are handling this shit better than the "petite" and "caring" and "loving" and "humble" girl who got OH SO INJURED and abused.  It's a damn shame, because I've seen both Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope handling this situation with nothing but class.  This is obviously something Tila can't even fathom.

Case in point, here's an article from mtv.com.


That's right.  All she had to do was get down.  But no, Tila wanted to be the hero and stay up there.  And she probably would be a hero...if she wouldn't have cried so fucking much about it later and threatened to sue, saying she wanted to "end the Gathering."

Thankfully, according to Violent J, "There will always be Gatherings. There will always, forever, be Gatherings."

So suck it, Tila.  All you did was give us endless fodder.

And sidenote: Tila, how could you leave Chunks your baby on stage?  Don't you know how hard it was for him to scrape himself off your closet floor and come find you?




 

Lots of you saw Joel McHale causing major lolz, covering the GOTJ incident (or "face meet gate 2010") on The Soup last night.  In case you missed it, check out their blog, and here's the video!




It got kind of vicious.  We also got to see Oscar Nuñez decide against throwing poo and recommended throwing textbooks instead, namely a physics book.  Irony?

To see the entire episode, catch it replaying all weekend on E!  It's definitely worth it.

Many years ago I befriended a wonderful 81-year old lady named Connie. I'd go to her house, late at night, and we'd watch Howard Stern together. In the 1950's she was banned from her bookclub for introducing racy novels to the ladies. Absolutely the most badass little old lady I ever met.  I had to help her move her belongings when she was forced into an assisted living home. One item was her brass bed. As we took it apart she explained how her late husband was so delirious with pain from cancer, he bent the headboard rails by grabbing them and twisting. Though he was given morphine for his pain, it wasn't enough. Sadly, he died in that horrible pain. Two years after we got her settled into the assisted living home, she too succumbed to cancer, but not before begging her doctor for more morphine than he was allowed to give her. She told me at times the pain was so horrendous that she actually stopped feeling it, her mind would just take her to another place. Her doctors, she explained, felt giving her more morphine was a certain death sentence. At 83 years old, tomorrow was just as much a death sentence. It was heartbreaking knowing this dear lady had to watch her husband die from the most horrible pain imaginable, and now she was reliving the whole nightmare with her own. 

I have to giggle so much when I deal with reading Tila's rantings by yet another "staff member" who only writes when Tila is Twitter yet again. This one comes from "TilaStaff05" and the professionalism is about on par with Tila. Why would Tila be pushing the "magic button" on articles someone else wrote?

As far as I can tell, the Rotspot is the one who first raised the questions on Tila's half circle bruising on her side. I have yet to see any major outlets pick up that information so first of all:
HI TILA!!!!

You see, Tila has posted another insane ranting along the lines of "here's a pic from one single source, that no one had heard of prior that shows no bruise before performance". Okay, I'd never heard of it and no one has ever mentioned it that I could see.

1) HERE IS A PHOTO OF MISS TILA WHEN SHE FIRST GOT ONSTAGE. HER HAIR STILL CLEAN, BUT BOTTOMS DIRTY FROM PEOPLE ALREADY THROWING STUFF AT HER ONSTAGE, AND HEY WHAT IS THAT THERE BY THE SIDE OF HER STOMACH??? *GASPS* YOU DON’T SAY?? NO BRUISES!!!! OH MY WHAT LIE WILL THE HATERS COME UP WITH NEXT??? I THOGHT THEY SAID THAT SHE GOT THE BRUISES BEFORE SHE GOT ONSTAGE?? I DON’T SEE ANY HERE!

The aforementioned photo:

(It's worth nothing, someone posted the same picture twice on her flog.) You have all seen the photos of her performing with the bruising so we'll save space and media loading. Here's a couple problems with that scenario. For one, the comparable pictures are of her with her shirt still on. That really helps to narrow our window down. She had her top on for approximately 1 song. In her "now here's my bruise" photo, she captioned it with this:

Oh look at that magical bruise!! Gee I wonder how it got there? Oh yea, some 300 pound due in clown make-up threw beer bottles at a 4

Two things, if she can describe them and we have thousands of videos and pictures everywhere now, she could identify him and go after him as well. We've also established, repeatedly, there are no beer bottles on the grounds. From my sources, they cracked down on this one pretty hard - and it's obviously for safety reasons, but I'd venture to say it's also for grounds reasons. Broken glass all over a campground is pretty tough to clean and quite costly. Those who lent the grounds out, I would bet my left toe, have a special clause on glass. In fact, when is the last time you've heard of any music fest allowing glass beer bottles in? More often than not, if people came in after this festival and got hurt somehow by broken glass, it would be the owners in trouble and they want to cover their asses. We have also seen dozens of pictures and video and not a single one shows glass beer bottles - which are easy to spot among water bottles and cans of Faygo. Additionally, based on Tila's height and the circumference of a standard beer bottle, that mark is larger than a bottle's bottom ring. I digress.

Your favorite lawlyer has moved on to get her medical degree. I researched bruising and I also asked on a medical forum about bruising. We are to expect a perfect bruise in less than 5 minutes. There are several factors that go into the strength, depth and quickness of bruising. Age - which Tila isn't even 30 yet so this will not factor towards her count. Blood thinning medication - for the drugs we know Tila has admitted to, this would not factor towards her count. Treatment for a bruise immediately after - this does factor in for Tila's count, she did not take care of it immediately. The strength of impact - this one does not factor into Tila's count. You see, with a perfect mark bruising, perfect marks are left after at least 24 hours, when trauma to the area surrounding it would start to lose the increased blood flow as the body fights the injury. When hitting hard enough for immediate bruising like Tila claims, the area within a few inches would appear red and swollen. In locations where there is bone directly next to the bruise area, such as the shin, it's a bit easier to get a perfect bruise faster because the skin trauma is pinched between bone and skin with very little fat.

Not a single account, between both my question and all the research online from reputed sites such as Mayo would have instant bruising, that creates a perfect bruise, without swelling or redness around the injury site. For instant bruising, the injury would have to be severe. And not just in a "I got hit with a bottle" severe, it would mean that, more often than not, a more severe hematoma would develop from the blood in the injured area. This would create much more swelling, even quicker than bruising.

In short, from all this jibe - not a single medical resource agrees that this mark, was created in seconds, with no other damage to the area.

I'll leave you with the closing quote that SHE gave from the article:

AND IN THE WORDS OF MISS TILA: “I AIN’T GOING NOWHERE!” POW!

Ah... the sweet sounds of admission of taunting being deposed in court.

I hope you guys aren't getting sick of these videos! I know we're having some bandwidth issues, but try to stay with us. It's because there's 20 billion videos on our front page and we're only using blogspot. Also, make sure you have the latest version of Flash, which is Flash 10.

ANYWAY. My girl Tiffanie sent me this video, and I'd say it's the best quality video we have so far.


Some things to look for:

• Tila not only kicks a bottle back at the crowd, she picks one up and throws it at someone. Smart move, dipshit.
• Tila ducks a full bottle of Faygo (I'm pretty sure), it's pretty funny.
• Tila gets hit with the same stuff as the last video, says "My hair still looks pretty."
• Tila gets hit FULL ON with an egg near the end of the video, and it's GLORIOUS. 3:23 mark.

Damn, you guys, I'm LOVING this shit. If anybody makes me an animated .gif of Tila being smacked in the face with these eggs (or piss balloons, whatever they are), I'll be eternally grateful. We have the best readers in the world, so I'm sure one of you can do it!

Our very own beloved Gnome made us a .gif!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.  We got it.  We got a video of Tila being hit in the face.



It's at about 38 seconds, for those of you who can't stomach hearing her "sing" and just want to see it slam her in the head.  I can't tell what it is.  I can't tell if it's an egg, or a cup of something, but it makes a big splash and DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN I hope it's fucking urine.  Congratulations on whoever threw it, because not only did you ruin Tila's cheap ass polyester hair, but you gained my infinite respect through lolz. 

Enjoy, Rotspotters!  Also, enjoy this badass picture of Tom Green narrowly escaping a bottle of Faygo!

Thanks to our reader spnmedia for sharing the link!  It's epic!  I'm going to have great dreams tonight.

Update! 
Here's a second video.  It's pretty far away, but I want you guys to notice a few things.  One, when she gets hit, she says something like "My hair STILL looks pretty."  Ha.  Yes, Tila.  Keep fucking taunting them.  Secondly, you can really hear the reaction she's getting from the crowd.  


GODDAMMIT TILA, THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE.  IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU SPELLING "INSANE CLOWN POSSE" INCORRECTLY, AS YOU TWEETED EARLIER.  

I DOUBT MOST OF THEM KNEW ABOUT THAT, AND BY THAT TIME THEY WERE ALREADY PLANNING THIS.  THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK.  YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.  By the way, ever notice how Tila reacts like a child when things don't go her way?  "Oh yeah?  Well your event was shitty anyway and nobody would ever go to it!"  Don't make me list all of the acts that have performed there over the years, Tila.  You fucking know I will.

And another thing.  Over the past few days I've seen A LOT of stuff from the juggalos.  I've talked to them on Twitter.  I've visited their websites.  And so when I see this:

I know Tila is openly mocking them.  That's right, guys, she's STILL taunting them.  3 things.  #1: I've noticed the juggalos always refer to themselves as "fam."  Granted, they're not the only group that does this.  However, #2: I've seen them OVER AND OVER AND OVER use the phrase "whoop whoop" lately.  I don't know what it means - hopefully I can get a juggalo to tell me.  But putting that together with #3: she's obviously talking about her lolsuit when she references "#justice," and putting them all together...yeah, that's directed entirely at the juggalos.  Jesus, Tila, you're still trying to piss them off?  Do you really think that's a smart move?  Some of them want you dead, Tila, and by their own hands.  LITERALLY.  Like, when I say I want to curb stomp you with stilettos, I don't literally mean I'm going to wait outside for you and do it.  And I probably wouldn't do it if we ever ran into each other.  Probably.  But some of these people, Tila, they FOR SERIOUS want to kill you.  So keep antagonizing them, princess dumbass, and see where it gets you.

And on that note?  Go choke on a fucking cock and die, gutterslut.

OMG.

Someone actually came up with a game based on the GOTJ incident!

Click here to play!

Catch the notes while avoiding bottles of Faygo and rocks!  I love how they boo when you hit a note.

Thanks to one of our readers (Tuesday!) for pointing this out!!!

Remember when Tila went to New York and her giant crabs crushed the city, Godzilla style went on her media tour to promote her gossip blog?  Well during that time she stopped on over at Popeater.com.  Check out how far up Tila's ass they are:


Well, my dear Rotspotters, the times are a'changin'!  Check out this article, and what they think of Miss Tila NOW:

"As A.V. Club pointed out, "When the Juggalos attack Tila Tequila, nobody wins except the Internet."

 This is my new favorite quote ever, because it's SO TRUE.

My my my, Popeater.  You certainly seem to have changed your tune!  And wtf!?  Her record site is nothing but an ad for a free burrito!?  OMFG IT IS, CHECK IT OUT!  OH MY GOD how did we miss that before!?  That's hilarious!  Update!  It has since been changed to a rather artistic goatse.  Not kidding.  The new image for Tila Tequila Records is a giant, gaping asshole.  How you feel about that, Rob?

Tila, for the love of GOD, get the hint.  Ok?  If you get the hint I'll even start being nice to you.  Pinky swear!  Just shut the fuck up and go away.  It's what everybody wants.  Actually wait, I take that back.  Do porn.  Seriously.  You'll be a fucking star (no pun intended, thanks).  God knows I'll watch it.  I really think that's your calling, Tila.  You're FAR too over-sexualized for anything else.  There's no shame in porn, Tila.  I have a very close friend from high school who does it.  She's also on the PTA and lives a fairly quiet home life with her husband and son.  And you know what?  She loves what she does.  Who knows, Tila, maybe someday I'll see you at the AVNs and she can introduce us and we can be life long friends!

Don't count on it.

Thanks to @americastrong for showing me this article!

I know, I'm posting up a storm today, but you guys seem to be enjoying the updates.  And anybody who isn't can obviously suck my dick.

ANYWAY.  Just a minute ago Tila tweeted

I'm going to ignore the fact that she's IN bedrest.  I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.  The "i" and the "o" are right next to each other, and she's obviously far too traumatized to type.  But COME THE FUCK ON.  She's on bedrest!?  FOR WHAT!?  The two tiny fucking cuts on her face?  Jesus Christ.  She could have turned a rough trick and had worse injuries than that!

You know, if she was just honest and said "That was really fucking scary for me and I don't want to get out of bed right now" nobody would bat an eye at her.  In fact, she'd probably garner more sympathy that way!  But no, Tila, just keep exaggerating your bullshit injuries and make us all fucking hate you more.

Oh but I was hoping one of you guys could answer this question for me.  How exactly is she traumatized since she knew this would happen?  Don't forget, she's psychic after all!  I guess seeing car accidents in the near future is MUCH different than seeing your performance go down in shit-covered flames.

Hey all my pretty bitches!!!!
So first of all, let me just give a quick holla to all you fiends, freaks and creeps out there!!! I miss your asses!!! You know who you are! *wink wink*

**Clears throat**

Now that we got that outta the way, I just want to point and laugh at a couple of things. All the badass bitches here at the Rotspot have already covered this from damn near every angle....now I get to come in and do what I do best. Be a dick.

Might I present exhibit A to the court....

As you can all clearly see, the porn muppet is oh so excited to be performing at the "Juggalo Gathering", and acknowledges that it's going to be bat shit crazy. She then attempts to hype it up by professing her love for The Family...

Moving right along, she throws a random shout out to KMK, which pisses me the fuck off that she should even dare SPEAK their name....that bitch ain't down for the crown, and that's for fucking sure. Next!

Now, might I point out that in the short little span of 12 hours, her entire tune changes dramatically. Granted, I'll give her a mulligan, because had I just been pelted in the face while attempting to perform a lack luster strip tease, I don't know that I'd still be in love with them either. HOWEVER, I'm not stupid. And I tend to acknowledge when a situation doesn't seem to be the very best for me to flash my tits, all the while taunting an increasingly agitated crowd. It's been said, but I'll say it AGAIN...the dumb bitch KNEW what she was going in to.....and on the off chance that she didn't...Well whatever, you can lead a horse to water and all that other metaphorical shit.

Do you guys like the part where she's going to "make the owners of the juggalos bankrupt". I sure do!!! And I'd just like to say, Really you fucking cunt scab? I speak for my damn self when I say not a goddamn person owns me. And I'm pretty sure that every one of those individuals at that venue can say the same. So please explain to me how you're going to sue the owners of a fan base. Did you mean you were going to sue ICP, or maybe you meant Psychopathic Records as a whole...any way you slice it, you're a fucking retard. And while we're pointing and laughing at your extra chromosome, please tell me that you're not stupid enough to believe that it was only MEN throwing things at you!!!!

Now, I'd like to present to the court exhibit B....



Awwws, her feelers got hurt so she has to post a blog explaining who and what Juggalos are. I didn't realize they were a group of underground people. You know, like cavemen I assume...but underneath the surface maybe? God, she's dumb.

Moral of this story:
There isn't one. Well, other than Tila's a fucking idiot and willingly performed at a concert where she was threatened, taunted and made fun of for days prior to the event. For shits sake, she was warned THAT very night by members of ICP, Psychopathic Records and God knows who else, and she still tried to play the "I'm a bad ass bitch from the rough streets of Texas" card.

The prosecution rests.

Oh, but wait...let me just add...
Bitch, get the fuck off the stage of life and make room for someone people actually give a shit about!!
Gnome out!

That Noel Gallagher part made me LOL so hard.

I know I just posted about the Tom Green video, but one of our readers sent us these pics in our comment section and I thought they deserved their own post.  We've been going back and forth about whether or not there really were firecrackers thrown at Tila, and this proves that there WERE:




I have to say, you guys, that's really dangerous.  Cheap weaves go up real quick.  You could have hurt somebody important!  Oh, and probably hurt Tila, too, but whatever.

Update! 
Here's the video!  You can see the firecrackers whiz right by her head.  None of them actually made contact.

Hey guys!  Tom Green posted a really long video today, but only the first few minutes were about Tila, so I've trimmed it and present it for you, here.  This video is courtesy of TomGreen.com


Be cautioned though, there is an unadulterated look at her wonky ass nipples in this video.  You might vomit for life.

There isn't much to say that hasn't already been said.  Obviously, when you're in OMG FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE, you don't get your fucking gross, hard plastic, cockeyed tits out and chant "I'm still here baby, I'm still here."  We all know Tila has no legal recourse here, so I don't even want to address it, because that's what she wants.  Of course she's going to say she's filing.  What is she going to say?  You can't expect her to say "the haters were right, everybody hates me because I'm a lying, talentless, desperate whore goblin.  I'm just going to go away for a while."  Even if that's how she feels.  She'd never give us the satisfaction.

Unfortunately, Tila, there are way more people happy this happened to you than unhappy.  And I'm sure somewhere in your drug addled brain you realize that.  You got out easy.  Your wounds will heal.  Just shut the fuck up and go away now. 

Update Below

I have to eat my words a little bit here - we had at one point lots of stories of blood but no pictures of Tila bleeding. I remained skeptical. I wanted to see it. Well folks, I have. Several new and well taken photos from Radar Online has surfaced showing Tila bleeding.
Here we have another confirmation of an old bruise on the side.
Here we have Tila bleeding. I blew up her face (oh the wishes) here, as much as I could without too much distortion.
She is bleeding from both spots. What's curious here to me, now that we have confirmation - she wiped the blood off her eyebrow which stopped bleeding for pics. We see blood smears on her right cheek, consistent with fan reports she was holding something to her head. What gets curious is the fact that in the pictures she sent to TMZ, the blood color is not the same, she had cleaned up the blood on her face, then left two streaks of blood in two different directions. Dramatic effect, me thinks.
This photo shows her own bodyguard walking 7 paces BEHIND Tila and 4 event security escorting her. What we don't see? 2000 fans mobbing her. It looks like most everyone in this photo is just taking pictures of her. I see no debris around her as if she is getting assaulted still. She was pretty much flanked by Chubs in front, two security on her side and her own bodyguard not protecting her ass. The crowd looks more like a peanut gallery rather than a violent mob.

UPDATE:
This link to photos came via TilaTruth. There are dozens of links and photos out there, I'm weeding through for the best and/or new information. But these are just freaking huge! There are 6 pictures, couple seemed redundant so I'm posting two here via wwtdd.com.

TMZ has a few new articles on the whole situation and both had me smiling. Our first up to the plate is ICP and their words to TMZ on the situation.

Tila Tequila should have known that the crowd at the Gathering of the Juggalos was going to pelt her with objects ... because according to a member of the Insane Clown Posse, she got a fair warning before the show.

Not only should she know - she DID know.

TMZ spoke with ICP member Violent J -- who claims the group informed Tila about a rumor circulating within the Juggalo community that Tila was going to be a target when she performed on Friday night.

Violent J tells us, "We told her about the rumor and she didn’t care" ... noting that Tila informed the group that she wouldn't back out of the performance because she's "not a bitch like that."
Violent J continued, "We paid her before the show and assured her that even if things got out of hand, she could keep the money if she had to leave the stage."

So we have a corroboration of sorts in Tila saying someone from the show informed her and Violent J confirming she was told. She was going to get paid regardless. Under this information, she cannot claim she would not have received her payday or travel costs - her going out there was all on her. The ironic statement is her saying she's not a bitch, but comes out taunting the crowd like a full blown bitch. He also says mentions if she had to leave the stage, she didn't. She kept going like a dumbass.

Obviously things did get out of control -- and Tila took a few shots to the face when the crowd began firing objects at the stage.

J tells us Tila's people have already informed the group that a "lawsuit is underway" -- but ICP insists, "We're not gonna sit back and give her our money.”

Still, Violent J tells us he thinks it's "f*cked up" that the crowd got violent ... saying, "I wish they didn’t throw stuff at her.”

A to the fucking men. We know from this statement they will not just sit back and pay her to make it go away. They are going to fight it out to make sure Tila's lies are exposed for all to see. I'm hoping they'll put lots of information on the table, making these Tila-cocksucking media reports to shame. I do have to wonder the motivation with Violent J in his wishes, the informal Q&A long before the show had a mixed message. Honestly, it would be remiss to say he truly wished they didn't. ICP is now at the forefront of a lot of entertainment readers minds, their hits on YouTube videos have soared. We'll see about record sales later.

The Gathering, by many fan accounts was very small this year (but I firmly believe it was the lineup... a lot of them don't really care to be transported back to the late 90's - though I'm still depressed one of my comedic icons was there, such a sad state for someone who made so much money). When this comes around next year, and I'm betting they are already getting calls to go from some of the harder core bands, the media will say "Gathering Goes On Despite Last Year's Tragedy" or some bullshit. Whether fans want to admit it or not, they see dollar signs.

We now have Method Man also showing a facial injury as well.
Hmm.. dark red, not orange blood. He took a shot to the face, kept on going even after Redman told him to get himself cleaned up, he's not bitching and crying about suing and shutting down the fest. See, he's a rapper, he's been to rowdy concerts before. He knows the down low on this shit.

According to an eyewitness, Method Man and Redman were performing at the festival Sunday night when someone in the audience threw what looked like "a full beer can" at MM's face -- resulting in a pretty nasty eye wound.

In our video, shot moments after the incident, Redman throws expletives at the crowd before telling Method, "Your face is cut, go take care of that."

But MM refuses to stop the show -- bloody eye and all -- and yells out, "Start the music we're continuing the show, let's f**k these motherf**kers up."
So far, no word from the people behind the concert.

Seems like they know they are shouting at the crowd and knows what happens when you rile up people.

Whoever said it's like Christmas time over here at the Rotspot is right.  Goddamn!  We're all having the best time with this!  Fatty and Rotty have smeared themselves with chocolate.  It's like that scene in Heavyweights when the fat kids get to pig out again.  You know what I mean. Yes, this is exactly what it's like right now at the Rotspot office!

And it just keeps getting better and better!  Today someone posted this hilarious picture on Tila's fail blog:

And by the way, don't bother clicking her link that says something like "Tila talks for the first time about her horrific experience!"  Yeah, that's bullshit.  It's merely the E! clip we brought you in the previous entry.  Nothing more.  No commentary, nothing to laugh at.

TMZ discussed it both on their TMZ Live segment today and on their TV show.  Here's the clip from the TMZ Live segment.  Uncle Eddie is in the middle of moving and won't have cable until tomorrow, so hopefully I can get you the TV clip then.

But I think my favorite thing has to be this article I found while looking for the TMZ TV clip:

"Tila Tequila assaulted with sex toys by clowns."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Holy shit!

Anyway, we'll keep bringing you the info as we get it!  And thanks to my awesome friend @The_Danger_Zone for teaching me how to snag videos!  I know, I'm not perfect at it yet...but I'm learning.  Hooray!  Celebrate, bitches!  Drink some Grape Faygo!

Oh my lovlies - oh damn... I am... trying to... catch... my bre.. phew. Another fine link first reported from LiarFaceArmy has come to us ladies via Twitter and I caught it right as I log in, read it and peed. I have come so close but this made me pee. I will be taking donations via Paypal for Depends bitches.




So Tila has spoken to yet another gossip site, now E! online. I am a fan of quoting for spacial issues so I will stick to that. What is that? Oh, it's the $14 she sold out her Tila Army 12 for, instead of having a special "exclusive" on her site. May I point out, she's selling her stories to other rags, instead of her own site, which for those of you who run businesses know that's very, very naughty in the world of advertising. She barely had anything there, running to sell a hot story that would have driven ad dollars up for short term gain was very, very stupid. I digress.

Tila Tequila's weekend run-in with Insane Clown Posse's biggest fans sounds rather, well, insane.
The reality-TV star, who was more than booed off the stage at the annual Gathering of Juggalos festival in Chicago over the weekend, tells E! News that she needed stitches above her eye after being pelted with glass bottles, human feces and other garbage during what turned into a very brief appearance.

Okay, so we have confirmation of which injury squirted blood. It was the cut over her eye. Which was not bleeding at all in any of the pictures. It didn't bleed initially, didn't bleed during flight, was not evident in her coming home photos of any bandaging but somehow managed to squirt from an area that is quite notorious for being able to split apart and not really bleed. The lack of arteries in the area combined with the lack of actual "meet" tissue would make sustained or delayed bleeding impossible. I do like the point of the whore not wearing any makeup (something she doesn't go to bed without) for maximum "I look shitty" effect.
Though I'm new to UFC watching (I bought it for the hubs for his birthday and am hooked) I've been watching like crazy. Google search shows many topics, none with delayed bleeding whatsoever. As a new MMA fan, I've seen some pretty nasty things both on TV and video clips online. Not once, have I ever seen major blood gush from cuts like those, and in news stories I searched out, not once have any required stitches. A few that did, were cut from one side of an eyebrow to the other.

And to top it all off, Tequila says, she had reason to suspect that something nasty was going to happen to her.
"I actually was warned by a lot of my fans online, as well as all the Juggalos telling me what they were going to do to me, prior to going," she tells E!, "so I contacted my agents and told them my concerns, and my agents contacted the people who run the event, and they swore to us that there'd be a 100 or more security guards and that nothing like that would happen. and that they needed me to go."

Now, this is the utterly dumbest, most moronic comment I've ever heard. Well, to this point because it gets better. Tila admits she had prior warning from not one but two different sources. A verbal discussion on security means absolutely squat in her contract she would have signed. There is some debate on this issue, we don't have the contract but I do have both arguments presented. A few Twitter buds felt like she signed up, got paid - that relinquishes promoters and organizers from liability. I argued that she could say she had no prior knowledge and that performers under contract and being paid would have reasonable expectation of security while in her trailer (NOT on stage). However, my argument is moot at this point. My argument was not what I felt at the time, but rather what would stand in court. She fucked herself with this one.

When she arrived, Tequila says, things were very "unorganized" and "the atmosphere was really violent."
"And my own DJ didn't even show up. Even my bodyguard, who's been doing this for 15 years, said he's never seen anything like this."
As she waited in the artists' trailer, she tells E!, she could hear the crowd getting rowdy outside and, before she went on, "one of the staff members came running inside looking horrified and he was like, 'You guys shouldn't let her go on there. It's really dangerous out there and they're ready to throw stuff at her and hurt her.'
And then a fan ran up to her, she says, also telling her, "Please don't go up there. They're ready to just hurt you, they're not fans."