I'm apologizing in advance for this post. There are few times you'll read something from me that doesn't contain snarky, bitchy commentary...hell, you can even call it jelis hater talk. I'm so appalled and disgusted, and yes, I guess you can say, concerned, about recent Tila events, that I'm just going to be straightforward and report the facts. If this means my Jelis Hater decoder ring and spanky-time with Uncle Eddie has to end...well, life is full of regrets, and Uncle Eddie is easily woo'd back with Kool-Aid and Ripple.

Last night two items caught my eye on the internet: the first was the Yahoo news ticker which reported 13 Los Angeles area people, including 8 children were feared dead in a cult suicide bid, led by  their 'leader', Reyna Marisol Chicas. Read about it here.

The second item caught my eye immediately afterwards when I checked out Tila's flog. It's not so much this particular post that's troublesome, but the fact that Tila's lies and manipulations and distortions of the truth are as active as ever, and her Army still drinks it all in without regard to logic or facts thrown in their faces by Jelis Haters: 

Many of us here at the Rotspot, both writers and commenters, have likened Tila's "Army" to a cult, and have expressed grave concern that Tila's influence and manipulations may someday have devastating consequences, for her and/or the Army. Personally, I think that day is fast approaching. 

Tila continues to blog about how 'real' she is to her fans, yet she also says no one knows the 'real' her, and so she posts blog after blog and vlog after vlog to convince her readers that she is a 'tomboy', 'girl-next-door', 'sensitive', 'vulnerable', 'strong', and lately, 'grown up'. Her actions outside of those posts continue to defy her words. Of course her Army validate her, and it's that continued validation of Tila's own lies that I fear the most, because it gives her carte blanche to say or do anything and have a captive audience who will support her, no matter what.

As I read the comments, I was struck by this exchange:

Despite ICP's public statement that they offered Tila the money out-right, and all the video and witness accounts that report Tila not only refused to leave the stage, and full-on provoked the crowd, Tila would have you believe ICP's statement was false (I think they did offer her an out. They have no reason to want to take on the liability of her injuries, or that of the audience, because if anyone knows Juggalos, it's the folks who are the focus of the following, and they would know exactly what Tila could expect if she followed through and provoked them!) and that her provocation and insults were innocent fun.

With that blog (and the accompanying vlog of her HORRID piano playing and caterwauling singing) she posted several photos of her new black  wig  hair. This one in particular is the cause of my alarm:

Notice the huge gash on her cheek? That is a substantial injury from what it looked like 6 weeks ago, when the hospital thought the smallest band-aid in their arsenal would adequately cover it:

How does that superficial cut go from the second picture to the top picture within 6 weeks? Well, I guess the same way a bandaid goes from a tiny dot typically used for zits and the like, to the 1" behemoth we saw plastered on her cheek, long after its dutiful life was spent...Tila did it herself.

And, if that's a real scar, and I think it could be, there is no way she had stitches as she claimed. That divot has not been stitched, because it would have been much narrower, and if the wound really started out that large, facial reconstructive surgeons would have attended to it. No way the ER would stitch a wound of that magnitude on a Hollywood 'model/star/mogul'. 

Why do I think she might be faking the scar? First of all she references throughout the blog and the vlog that she 'hopes it will go away'. Scars don't go away, and one of that size and depth wouldn't fade into obsurity, but it seems she's fore-shadowing when she no longer has access to makeup/or prosthetics. Also, while she proudly showed extreme closeups of the initial wound, she refuses to zoom in on that one. Tila, being the biggest attention-whore who has ever walked the planet (yeah, there's proof to back that claim, lol) would jump on the chance to flaunt such a compelling injury.

But if the scar is for real, it means Tila gouged her own face for attention and sympathy. Her Army of course, serves both to her on a silver platter. There are several people who claim to be 'Army' who are a concern to me. I won't name names, but anyone who reads the Flog comments or follows some of these folks on Twitter, know who I'm talking about. If ever there was a cult mentality, it's aptly displayed in regards to Tila. Some of the comments/tweets I've read make me believe that mental illness is rampant in the Army. When people say things like 'if anything ever happened to Tila I would kill myself. I just couldn't go on' and offers to avenge the wrongs perpetrated by any and all who have hurt Tila, that tells me that if Tila isn't careful, she could have people acting irrationally on her behalf. 

My advice to Tila is run. Run far away from Hollywood. You're not meant for Hollywood by your own admission. Hollywood has never been interested in 'tomboys' or 'sensitive' or 'strong' or any of the myriad of adjectives that you use to describe the 'real' you. Hollywood is primarily interested in the salacious, the desperate and anyone who willingly sells their soul for camera time. "Tomboy" doesn't sell. Degrading yourself and your name does.

Oh, the black hair looks horrible. It totally ages her and with her current makeup, makes her look washed out and sickly. 

I shit you negative. It seems that talking about a escort (hooker) behind her back is okay but once you start waggling your Jelis Hater finger in a hoe's face well then they just offer you money. WTF? Now I can finally finish that underground bunker in the Scandinavian mountains. Twitter's been down so hogul-hooker's been replying to Jelis Haters on her site. Peep the grab for her $500k offer.



You know if we are going to get that money we're going to have to get hogul 20 more visits with Japanese businessmen and Saudi royalty at $25k a day. If we can't get the upscale clientele well then we're just going to have to stop at every truck stop, Waffle House, and wooded area all across these United States, because I reckon she'd be good for $5-20$ a trick.

Now taking an average of tricks from hand jobs to crazy Jane beat downs for the masochist's (technically that would be anyone at all whose willing to pay for play with Tila) she would need to turn 71,428 tricks. No one ever said $ just fell from this sky. Well in this case it might. But don't touch it without gloves. Alright everybody, if we want the dough we have to pimp this hoe.

Just a little post to show all those stupid Tila Army members who Tila really loves!!!

Question.  Is she flipping off 9Head? 'Cause she hasn't credited the picture to any particular person, and she's watermarked it as her own. Properties show it as coming from celebutopia. Poor celebutopia. They first had to endure Tila gyrating on the ground with her labia drooping out, then they had to hear that racket she calls a song, and then they take this lovely photo for us Jelis Haters, and Tila doesn't have the decency to credit them. 

Gotta love some of the comments on the Flog. My favorite was "nice onesie" bwahahahahhaaha.

The Tila fans, Army or Tila herself, can only come up with these superficial attributes that one can possibly be jealous of. No one ever says 'you're jelis of Tila because she's an honorable woman who gives of herself to benefit her community'. No, they say we're jelis because Tila could afford a botched surgery and end up with Picasso tits with nipples pointing in all directions like a compass all out of wack.

So, I decided that I would list all these attributes we could be jelis of and test y'all to see if you're really just jelis of Tila, and have no lives.

These are true or false questions. Sharpen up your number 2's, and no fair peeking:

1. I am jelis because Tila drives a nice expensive car

2. I am jelis because Tila is married to a wonderful man who showers her with love and respect.

3. I am jelis because Tila has raised up her children to be happy and productive members of society.

4. I am jelis because Tila has a gorgeous house and to-die-for furnishings

5. I am jelis because Tila hangs out with all the top A-list celebs and is considered a friend and confidante to many

6. I am jelis because Tila flies first class all over the world

7. I am jelis because Tila has a top notch blog that is read and respected by the upper echelon in media journalism

8. I am jelis because Tila owns a world renown record label showcasing the talents of some of our top musical prodigies

9. I'm jelis because Tila sits at the helm of one of the world's top fashion design firms.

10. I am jelis because Tila has a successful reality show on tv that follows her and her wacky antics

11. I am jelis because Tila's charity, Jayden's Angels has made significant contributions to deprived children

12. I am jelis because I can't wear a couple of belts strapped across my surgically enhanced wonky nipples in public

13. I am jelis because Tila is a leader of the brain trust known as Tila's Army, who reach out to others in a loving, positive supportive environment which teaches acceptance and giving back 

14. I am jelis because Tila needs me more than I need her. Without fans and critics, she's just like me. I can live with being me, she can not.

15. I am jelis because Tila can afford all the illegal street drugs that I can not.

16. I am jelis because Tila is always interviewing interesting celebs and has fun contests on her blog, including flying winners out to LA for shopping sprees and being treated like a celeb for the day.

Okay, kiddies, pencils down. How'd you do? Please tell me at least some of you answered TRUE to all those questions, cause I'd hate to make a liar out of the BrainTrust.

1. Do you check Tila's Twitter account several times a day to keep abreast of the news?

2. Do you check Tila's Facebook account several times a day to keep abreast of the news?

3. Do you read a couple of blogs devoted to Tila-talk, on a daily basis?

If you answered all three questions with a resounding YES, then you are a Tila fan or Army member. BOOOOOOO!!!!

If you answered all three questions with a resounding YES, then you are a Jelis Hater. YAY!!!!!!!

Whoaaa, hold the train there Fatty. How can this be? Is this one of Zeno's Paradoxes (or is that Paradoxen?)?

There has to be SOMETHING that separates the run-of-the-mill Fans and Jelis Haters from the true-blood STALKERS (cue Wilhelm Scream!) Oh, wait, there was one last question:

4. If Tila posts a photo of her bloody arm, and a graphic and disturbing account of how her arm meet is hanging out and she is sure an alternate personality is out to kill her and she is cowering in fear in her toilet (geez, that's taking fear a little too far, I might have just hid in the bathroom), and a disturbing video where she speaks in a hushed-scared voice and pans the thrashed room, the bloody towels, the bags of pills and broken glass, and you're concerned enough to think 'wow, this may have gone too far, I should call in a welfare check to make sure she's ok". Do you actually make the call?

If you answered YES to that question, then you are a dyed in the wool STALKER (cue Wilhelm Scream again, heck just put it on continuous loop, you'll need it!) So the fans who called and the jelis haters who called, well, we're all a part of one new little sub-family---THE STALKERS MWAHAHHAHAHHHAA!

But Fatty, if the video and the pictures and the blog were all a fake, and the authorities determined independently that Tila was a danger to herself and the fact they caught up with her and were able to get her treatment, doesn't that mean that you did the right thing after all? NO YOU STUPID FART-KNOCKERS, IT DOES NOT! It means Tila's lawyers of which she has will be contacting my lawyers of which I have and I will be going to jail for a very long time.

Jail. For me. Oh my God, those jail jumpsuit stripes will make me look fat fatter. Of course, now that the jailhouse currency is no longer cigarettes, I'll have to stock up on Cup A Soup. I heard that 10 soups will get my hair braided and for 50 soups I can have a man killed on the outside! How many soups do I need to erase the taint of my shame? 

I am sorry my dear RotSpotters. There is a stalker in your midst, and I am it.

Does this make me a jail-is hater? HA!!! At least I can see the funny in my tragic future. Pray for me.