Who could anticipate the shitstorm brewing on my Twitter timeline this morning? Wow. Seems everyone's talking about Biff, lol. There's a lot of controversy about just who this dude is. Folks are wondering if it's really a guy, a girl, a chick named Sky who was in the center of some other Tila controversy before I came on the scene, or just a really stupid, creepy teepee stalker dood who happens to be very naive about Tila.

I've been sitting on the Biff story for a few days prior to last night's post (heh, yeah, I know everyone knows his name, but I like the sound of 'Biff'. It's just so suitable!) because I needed to confirm if he was the real McCoy or not. It appears, from my sources, that he is. I'm going to operate on the assumption that he is a real guy and he's really dating (or was dating) Tila.

Luckily, we have someone who has been tweeting with him since he first began dating Tila, so we have these lovely screencaps of the big blowout between him and Tila last night:

Ohoh. Get out the cigars, we got ourselves another Maybe Baby Daddy!!!

You don't know if her tears are real and she wants to get married to Stalky in the space of 2 weeks? Where have we seen this scenario played out before? Oh yeah every single person she has 'dated' in the last year!

How do you not know that she was taken away on a 5150 back in June? This is odd to me because it's obvious he tweeted her that day (see last night's post) in reponse to her stupid Jane tweet, and he asked how she was. In addition, if he lived next door as he claims, every fucking neighbor would have been talking about it! I think he moved there after the 5150, around the 24th of June, when he starts tweeting Tila that he lives near her.

What the hell kind of cat does that 'friend' have? A saber tooth tiger?

So, he's saying Tila has a key he didn't know she had? 

The following screencaps are prior to last night. I don't have timestamps on these, but they're in the last week or so, as I understand:

You never saw this side of her? Even Mittiee has seen this side of her, though he does deny it's anything to worry about and we all make 'mistakes'. Dude is either flat-out lying, or Tila has really found the stupidest person to ever walk this earth.

Lovely. I'm sure she wants it out there that she was at the STD clinic being tested for the porno she's denying being a part of.

Sex tape? OOOOOooooooOOOOOh. Can you say "Spencer Pratt". Hey Tila, I hope you have a handle on this one. That Lambo lease payment is coming up next month and sounds like LoverBoy may cash in on your payday.