Gather 'round kiddies, got a little something for you this morning. It's not much, just a sweet little morsel of whore-goblin goodness...

Remember, Tila's site demographic, according to her is as young as 15 years old. So why would you invite your young readers to go to bed with you, wearing a teensy little half shirt with your wonky nipples struggling to break free?

Here's the re-crap between the vid and the post:

Tila can't sleep. She claims it's because she had too much candy. In the vid she pulls out a bag of Rolos, 3/4 of the way full and claims she ate too many. A quarter of a fucking bag of Rolos gets you so fucking amp'd you can't sleep for 24 hours???? Holy shit, I'd need a quarter of a vat to have any effect on me!

In the opening moments of the video she's featured in her disgusting bathroom. She apologizes for her raspy voice and says it's from not getting any sleep. Later in the vid she apologizes for her raspy voice and says it's because she hasn't had any cigarettes? Are you fucking high? Oh, wait, yeah she is. A raspy voice because you don't have cigarettes? Heh. Maybe you should have taken your next-door stalker neighbor up on his offer to get you some the other day. 

But wait, moments later...while laying amongst her crusty sheets we spy this...

Hey stalker dood, she smokes Marlboro Lights. You might want to have your friend, of which you have, leave a shitload next time he's over.

Tila then weaves this fantastical story about why she can't sleep, blaming it on chocolates and Jolly Ranchers and referring to a fridge in her room and another one upstairs. Huh. Yeah. Out of the fucking blue, she starts talking about all these fridges of which she has. Guess what Tila. We know where you live. You live in a cheap apartment. It's not even a condo. Of course there will be a fridge upstairs, it belongs to your upstairs neighbor you fucking psycho.

She then apologizes for her camera, that it's not a 'regular camera' it's a special camera that is made only for professional video. Does she think her Army is that stupid they can't recognize a Canon Point and Shoot. I have one. It's not a big deal. My kids have them. Canon doesn't make this 'special' camera that's for professional video in a point and shoot. C'mon Tila, I know you want to project that you have all this pricey expensive exclusive swag, but you're going to lie about a point and shoot? It's not even a Rebel, for gosh sake! Oh, while I'm on the subject of your expensive swag, we haven't heard you mention the "Lambo" since you got back from Santa Barbara. Can it be that you returned it to the dealership on your way home? That was a short lease. 

But the most telling thing about the video is the lack of Onyx, even though, as you see in her Flog post, she says if you want to cuddle with her you have to cuddle with Onyx. I have owned many many dogs in my lifetime. When I go to bed, and there's a dog around, either they immediately jump on the bed and give me happy kisses, or if they're already there, I have to push them aside because they're hogging the whole bed, and then I get the happy kisses. For someone "snuggling with Onyx" we don't see her on the bed. Normal people who have a dog on their bed would pan the camera to the dog if its asleep and say something like "say hi to Onyx, oh poor sleepy puppy" or some such chatter.

In closing, who goes to bed in a half shirt, tight jeans, false eyelashes and full makeup? Yeah, a whore. That's what I thought.

Well that's it kiddies. Not a big deal, but just more methed out Tila for your reading pleasure.