Oh my lovlies - oh damn... I am... trying to... catch... my bre.. phew. Another fine link first reported from LiarFaceArmy has come to us ladies via Twitter and I caught it right as I log in, read it and peed. I have come so close but this made me pee. I will be taking donations via Paypal for Depends bitches.
So Tila has spoken to yet another gossip site, now
E! online. I am a fan of quoting for spacial issues so I will stick to that. What is that? Oh, it's the $14 she sold out her Tila Army 12 for, instead of having a special "exclusive" on her site. May I point out, she's selling her stories to other rags, instead of her own site, which for those of you who run businesses know that's very, very naughty in the world of advertising. She barely had anything there, running to sell a hot story that would have driven ad dollars up for short term gain was very, very stupid. I digress.
Tila Tequila's weekend run-in with Insane Clown Posse's biggest fans sounds rather, well, insane.
The reality-TV star, who was more than booed off the stage at the annual Gathering of Juggalos festival in Chicago over the weekend, tells E! News that she needed stitches above her eye after being pelted with glass bottles, human feces and other garbage during what turned into a very brief appearance.
Okay, so we have confirmation of which injury squirted blood. It was the cut over her eye. Which was not bleeding at all in any of the pictures. It didn't bleed initially, didn't bleed during flight, was not evident in her coming home photos of any bandaging but somehow managed to squirt from an area that is quite notorious for being able to split apart and not really bleed. The lack of arteries in the area combined with the lack of actual "meet" tissue would make sustained or delayed bleeding impossible. I do like the point of the whore not wearing any makeup (something she doesn't go to bed without) for maximum "I look shitty" effect.
Though I'm new to UFC watching (I bought it for the hubs for his birthday and am hooked) I've been watching like crazy.
Google search shows many topics, none with delayed bleeding whatsoever. As a new MMA fan, I've seen some pretty nasty things both on TV and video clips online. Not once, have I ever seen major blood gush from cuts like those, and in news stories I searched out, not once have any required stitches. A few that did, were cut from one side of an eyebrow to the other.
And to top it all off, Tequila says, she had reason to suspect that something nasty was going to happen to her.
"I actually was warned by a lot of my fans online, as well as all the Juggalos telling me what they were going to do to me, prior to going," she tells E!, "so I contacted my agents and told them my concerns, and my agents contacted the people who run the event, and they swore to us that there'd be a 100 or more security guards and that nothing like that would happen. and that they needed me to go."
Now, this is the utterly dumbest, most moronic comment I've ever heard. Well, to this point because it gets better. Tila admits she had prior warning from not one but two different sources. A verbal discussion on security means absolutely squat in her contract she would have signed. There is some debate on this issue, we don't have the contract but I do have both arguments presented. A few Twitter buds felt like she signed up, got paid - that relinquishes promoters and organizers from liability. I argued that she could
say she had no prior knowledge and that performers under contract and being paid would have reasonable expectation of security while in her trailer (NOT on stage). However, my argument is moot at this point. My argument was not what I felt at the time, but rather what would stand in court. She fucked herself with this one.
When she arrived, Tequila says, things were very "unorganized" and "the atmosphere was really violent."
"And my own DJ didn't even show up. Even my bodyguard, who's been doing this for 15 years, said he's never seen anything like this."
As she waited in the artists' trailer, she tells E!, she could hear the crowd getting rowdy outside and, before she went on, "one of the staff members came running inside looking horrified and he was like, 'You guys shouldn't let her go on there. It's really dangerous out there and they're ready to throw stuff at her and hurt her.'
And then a fan ran up to her, she says, also telling her, "Please don't go up there. They're ready to just hurt you, they're not fans."
Yet again, another admission that she was intimidated, her DJ didn't show (but how would he have known the chaos if he wasn't there?), her bodyguard (just one now, so the other 8 guys on stage WERE from fest organizers), a fan (I doubt there was a real fan, probably someone with a bigger heart than I) AND a staff member had concerns for her safety. Now we have more admissions and more players in knowing the full danger before performing. And don't think for a second that Mr. Bradshaw's absence will go unnoticed by lawyers. Thanks to Tila, we have all these admissions in a nice package in one article that will most certainly be used in court if the judge doesn't toss it before then (which is the most likely).
But despite being "nervous and worried," onstage she went after staffers supposedly pleaded with her to at least do one song and say hello to the crowd.
"Everyone started booing," she describes, "and I was like, 'Alright, this is a violent and tough crowd,' so I went out there just to try and have fun...But immediately before I got up there, things were being thrown, there was so much stuff being thrown, besides just beer bottles.
Tequila says she kept tripping over things, and at one point, she "looked down and saw human poop."
So she's concerned, but rather than take all the warnings, they asked her to do one song. She admits that issues started immediately. Just was just "trying". First off, there are no beer bottles. I've seen pictures. Glass is forbidden on grounds for safety reasons. There is water bottles of which I have yet to see one hit her, Chunks made an appearance and my personal favorite is the dildos. (I still stand by the statement that feces and urine are worst than anything including stone rocks... that's just gross and not only disease Tila more, but workers and fans who had to endure what missed the stage.) She was asked for one song, we know she performed at least 3, so even longer than she was asked in the first place by the one who did want her to go on.
She tells E!, pointing to a bandage on her face, that she saw the guy who threw a big rock at her, causing the injury.
"These weren't fans or people that are like, 'Let's embarrass her and boo her off stage,' but looking at these people, or monsters, whatever they are, they looked very angry and violent," Tequila says.
So she pointed to a bandage? Hang on a second. Let me tape some gauze to my cheek. There bitches, I was hit with a brick! See? The problem with "let's boo her and embarrass her" is the fact that Tila has no shame. We do know that fans in attendance did know prior history. Some even know as much as you readers (like our awesome guest writer SailorVesta). This is a bitch who's taken money for her charity, strips for kids, finger bangs herself live, murders, "rapes", and so on. Not to mention, as I'm proudly owning (and repeating), she
started - in a crowd she was afraid of, mind you - by saying she don't give a fuck and "I'll kick everybody's ass in the room". That made me laugh like a fucking clown (pun intended). Bitch isn't hard at all. My damn 2 year old busted his nose up by running into a wooden table - he ran off laughing with blood down his face. I cleaned him up, slapped a butterfly strip on and it was over. I was smacked with a wooden oar in 6th grade right on the bridge of my nose. What was used for a gash an inch wide? A band-aid pulling my eyebrow area down to the tip of my nose. (I like sharing stories, it makes you commenters share yours too and I love it!)
But Seola - where does this silly Vampire headline come in? Oh my darlings, this is where I peed and I was saving it for last so when I pee again, I will be done and can bathe.
And now, she says, after being stitched up and told to stay out of the sun for a year, her attorney is on the case.
ROTFLMAOWTF? Stay out of the sun for a damn year??????????????? There, I just peed. Bitch got a tiny cut (regardless of how it got there) and she's advised by quite reputable doctors at Cedars-Sinai to stay out of the sun? For what? I can't even begin to come close to explaining this one, medically or bitchily remarking. That's advice given to burn victims who've had skin grafts and major scarring as far as I know (which admittedly, I'm not a doctor but come on... a YEAR for about a 3/4" cut that didn't bleed?). Seriously, how do these dumbass media outlets get away with printing her bullshit without adding all sorts of asterisks and editor notes?
"He's taking care of that and we have all of our witnesses together, and I'm hoping this is the last Juggalos gathering they'll ever have," Tequila says. "Because it's been such an underground type of concert and I'm glad that I could bring this to mainstream and expose them for what they do to people and women and that it's not OK."
What witnesses? The cops said there has been no one identified. Other than a certain performer, who defended Tila (and threw a water bottle at the crowd himself), tweeted on her then deleted before a CNN story broke about his need for anonymity for safety. Now readers, I like to read between the lines in articles, especially quotes from people directly. I don't know if you've seen what I saw with a lot of the story, but the last sentence here - I read it as: "I knew I was scared, I was told I was going to get hurt, but I was glad I got media exposure before the release of my porn. I brought these people out and am using the woman angle before anyone realizes she's the first woman it happened to." Because you know... violence against Ying Yang Twins, BubbaSparxx, Andrew W.K were fine and dandy but how dare they go after a lying ass, gutter slut who taunted them with her song, then with her words.
Hey Alan, you think you can suppress all the shit talking Tila did in video onstage? Can you suppress dozens of fan accounts? Can you suppress dozens of videos coming out today? Finally, can you suppress all the jabbering Tila has done to media, contradicting herself? At the last few seconds of the video, Tila shows the bruising on her side. We saw pictures of an already done bruise while performing, but her showing it off was dumber... because the half circle and the arrow section are two different colors, with yellowing in the half circle suggesting it was done a few days prior to the other one. The giant bruise on her leg, was not shown in redness at all in the pics sold to TMZ.
With my soggy panties, Seola out.
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