Just want to share a few things with you guys.  I was just on Facebook and I nearly died when I saw this ad in the top right corner:

Yes, Facebook, you're goddamn right I like that.

So where does the ad lead?  Right here.  The video is old, obviously, as the article reads "At an Illinois music festival over the weekend..." but it leads me to two funny things.
#1: Fox News covered this whole shebang at some point, and had a banner that said "Tequila Trauma."  HA!
#2: They mention that Tila plans to sue "the owners of the juggalos."

So I was thinking.  A few days ago, Seola made a post about Tila, Method Man, and their plans to sue.  Except OH NOES!  It looks like Tila's now on her own.

Welly welly well.  Looks like Method manned up and left Tila out in the cold with her "impending" lolsuit.  Kudos to Method Man.  Now, when will Tila pull up her big girl panties and admit she's nothing but a sue-happy douche nozzle?  You know she won't.  She'll just do what she always does.  She'll drop it, move on to some other cock-eyed calamity, and leave this in the dust like so much spilled Faygo.

And hey, wanna listen to something that is goddamn HILARIOUS?  Check out Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith completely making fun of Tila and the entire GOTJ incident here.  Holy insanity is that funny!

Later, Rotspotters!

Hey all my pretty bitches!!!!
So first of all, let me just give a quick holla to all you fiends, freaks and creeps out there!!! I miss your asses!!! You know who you are! *wink wink*

**Clears throat**

Now that we got that outta the way, I just want to point and laugh at a couple of things. All the badass bitches here at the Rotspot have already covered this from damn near every angle....now I get to come in and do what I do best. Be a dick.

Might I present exhibit A to the court....

As you can all clearly see, the porn muppet is oh so excited to be performing at the "Juggalo Gathering", and acknowledges that it's going to be bat shit crazy. She then attempts to hype it up by professing her love for The Family...

Moving right along, she throws a random shout out to KMK, which pisses me the fuck off that she should even dare SPEAK their name....that bitch ain't down for the crown, and that's for fucking sure. Next!

Now, might I point out that in the short little span of 12 hours, her entire tune changes dramatically. Granted, I'll give her a mulligan, because had I just been pelted in the face while attempting to perform a lack luster strip tease, I don't know that I'd still be in love with them either. HOWEVER, I'm not stupid. And I tend to acknowledge when a situation doesn't seem to be the very best for me to flash my tits, all the while taunting an increasingly agitated crowd. It's been said, but I'll say it AGAIN...the dumb bitch KNEW what she was going in to.....and on the off chance that she didn't...Well whatever, you can lead a horse to water and all that other metaphorical shit.

Do you guys like the part where she's going to "make the owners of the juggalos bankrupt". I sure do!!! And I'd just like to say, Really you fucking cunt scab? I speak for my damn self when I say not a goddamn person owns me. And I'm pretty sure that every one of those individuals at that venue can say the same. So please explain to me how you're going to sue the owners of a fan base. Did you mean you were going to sue ICP, or maybe you meant Psychopathic Records as a whole...any way you slice it, you're a fucking retard. And while we're pointing and laughing at your extra chromosome, please tell me that you're not stupid enough to believe that it was only MEN throwing things at you!!!!

Now, I'd like to present to the court exhibit B....



Awwws, her feelers got hurt so she has to post a blog explaining who and what Juggalos are. I didn't realize they were a group of underground people. You know, like cavemen I assume...but underneath the surface maybe? God, she's dumb.

Moral of this story:
There isn't one. Well, other than Tila's a fucking idiot and willingly performed at a concert where she was threatened, taunted and made fun of for days prior to the event. For shits sake, she was warned THAT very night by members of ICP, Psychopathic Records and God knows who else, and she still tried to play the "I'm a bad ass bitch from the rough streets of Texas" card.

The prosecution rests.

Oh, but wait...let me just add...
Bitch, get the fuck off the stage of life and make room for someone people actually give a shit about!!
Gnome out!