Last night when I posted those screencaps of Tila talking shit on Violent J (and the subsequent edit where she's talking shit on the juggalos themselves), I started thinking.  You know, something is really wrong when a bunch of "schizophrenic serial killer clowns" are handling this shit better than the "petite" and "caring" and "loving" and "humble" girl who got OH SO INJURED and abused.  It's a damn shame, because I've seen both Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope handling this situation with nothing but class.  This is obviously something Tila can't even fathom.

Case in point, here's an article from mtv.com.


That's right.  All she had to do was get down.  But no, Tila wanted to be the hero and stay up there.  And she probably would be a hero...if she wouldn't have cried so fucking much about it later and threatened to sue, saying she wanted to "end the Gathering."

Thankfully, according to Violent J, "There will always be Gatherings. There will always, forever, be Gatherings."

So suck it, Tila.  All you did was give us endless fodder.

And sidenote: Tila, how could you leave Chunks your baby on stage?  Don't you know how hard it was for him to scrape himself off your closet floor and come find you?




 

I know, I know.  I just updated.  But then one of the funniest people I follow on Twitter (@lolercopter69) showed me this and HOLY SHIT.  This needs to be up here because I bet she'll delete it.  Hey Violent J, should you see this, you shouldn't let this two-bit whore talk about you like this.  And guess what, Tila?  YOU JUST RUINED ANY CHANCE YOU HAVE AT SUING HIM.  Nice job, retard.


So Tila tweets


Okay, whatever.  Is it Biff?  LOL, probably.  In any case, one of her fans tweets:


Oh shit.  So Tila, who TOTALLY just could have just ignored it...well, we know Tila can't ignore a chance to put her fucking foot in her mouth.  Nevermind.  THIS IS HER REPLY.


Wow.  


Smart, Tila.  Real fucking smart.  Enjoy this, because now it's permanent.  You can delete that tweet all you want, but here the fuck it is and it's not going anywhere.  You must be hitting the pipe REAL HARD tonight.  Dumb slore.


Didn't you learn that the juggalos shouldn't be fucked with?  You know what...fuck it.  Keep poking the bear, retard.

Feel free to tweet this link to Violent J.  Another Love Song is my jam, dude.  No joke.


Update! 
This stupid bitch is still going strong.  I grabbed these tweets with my phone because I was worried she'd delete them.  


2,000 of them?  You know, Tila, even the police from Cave In Rock, Illinois said there were less than half of that number (800).  Are we to assume that the police are A) wrong by THAT MUCH or B) just lying to screw you?  Uh huh.  In fact, I'm pretty sure the 800 stands for the people at the Gathering, not just the people watching your show.  And as you all know, there were other stages & events going on at that same time - even though Tila was SUPER late.  I even heard that during the wait, the bass was extremely turned up in an attempt to drive people away.  Yet "2,000" stayed, just so they could pelt you with shit.  How does that make you feel, Tila?

Wait, what am I talking about?  Larry Flynt is the Jesus Christ of bad taste.  He's probably laughing his ass off over this.

Let me begin this post by saying I've been to the Hustler Club in Phoenix.  It's okay.  It's not great by any means, nor is it one of my favorite strip clubs here.  They have a fun Halloween night party.  I consider myself to be somewhat of a mammary ranch aficionado (if you're looking for quality, my top two clubs here are Le Girls Cabaret on Washington or Bliss Showclub on W. Deer Valley Road *plug plug*), and I would be sorely disappointed, and probably infected, if I bothered to go to the Hustler Club in Vegas after seeing these pictures.

Let's go through them, shall we?

Tila has that stupid light in a lot of these pictures.  I think it's because she's got the IQ of a 5 year old and she's entertained by shiny things.  Oh, look.  You can KIND OF see something above her eyebrow.  Call me an asshole (you already do), but the idea of her being permanently scarred from the Gathering of the Juggalos makes me feel all moist and romantic.  Speaking of which:

She was SO CAREFUL not to let her hair move.  This is the only picture with a clear shot.  So yes, you can see that something is there.  Just to be a cunt, how about I point out that it looks like cellulite?  In any case, it's probably because she left the bandages on too long, and I'm sure it's going to heal much more than that.  But, like I said, I couldn't be happier that she's scarred.  It's better than a big ol' scarlet A on her chest.  Ever seen Inglorious Basterds?  Just think of it as the juggalos were Brad Pitt and they didn't want her taking off her whore uniform to pass as a normal person.  Feel better?  God knows I do.

"Hey Tila, can you show us that meth mouth?  Excellent!"  Seriously, that shit bugs me you guys.  I immediately think of Michael K. from DListed and the phrase "meemaw mouth."  I thought she had gum, but looking at it more I think it's just one of many disgusting little Tila traits.  But you be the judge.  And no, don't even ask me what's going on with those tits.  Is that a bandaid?  And what's with the tiny heart on the blond below her bigger heart?  Is that a triple nipple?  Oh god, please tell me it's a triple nipple!

Wow, Tila.  Thanks for ruining it with your hideous fucking O-Face there.  Goddamn.  I call this picture "Uncle Eddie Ruins Your Breakfast, Volume 2."  Tila just thought she was at home because of the sheets hung over the windows.  You know, mogul style.  (I can't let you forget that she also talked about hanging trash bags to keep the sun out, because that is some seriously ghetto shit and I really hope she moguls-out the leased Lambo)

Dear God in Heaven, look at those man-hands.  For fuck's sake!  Oh, and check out how entertained everybody in the background is.  I couldn't find one picture where the crowd was looking at her.  Not even a little girl-on-girl can grab attention for you, skeeze.

This is Tila's "Fuck my fake allergy, pour me another one!" face.  It's very similar to her "LOL I have an army of idiots who believe everything I say LOL" face.  You may have gotten them confused.

The look on that girl's face says it all.  You want to submit any captions?  I recommend this one.  That's a doozy.  Also, why the fuck is there an elevator?  PRO TIP: CONCERN YOURSELF WITH HIRING HOT GIRLS INSTEAD OF DECKING OUT YOUR CLUB.  Can somebody get Hustler Vegas on the phone for me?  I think we need to have a little discussion.

The previous pictures were taken from the Hustler Vegas Facebook page.  The following were sniped from x17online.com as you can obviously tell by their watermark.
It wouldn't be Tila if she didn't show us her death roll.  Fuck sanitation codes, the coffee table LIKES herpes.  And yes, that's a mic in her right hand.  There are other pictures of her singing.  Yes, that's terrible, but let's all just be happy she kept her nasty goblin tits in check.  We all remember what happened last time, don't we?
Sorry guys, I had to.  This fucking picture still haunts my dreams.  (Internet rumor: I have to sleep on plastic sheets because of that face)
And finally...this is my favorite picture of the night.
There's just so much going on, but I'd like to take the opportunity and congratulate Tila on getting the ruined weave removed.  I'm 100% sure the last weave was destroyed by eggs, shit and piss, and faygo a the Gathering, and until this past weekend she merely covered it with hats or scarves.  But now we see the absolute glory of this new one!  Tila, that color is 100x better than the blond you had (that Crazy Horse pic is a perfect example).  However!  That length is terrible on you.  I am tempted to think that's your real hair, but most noticeable are your roots (I think Stevie fucking Wonder could see those roots) and the fact that it looks like one of your tracks is slipping in the back.  That's probably from the death roll you fucking insist on doing at every one of your "appearances."  Poor Tila couldn't afford to get a dye job before this event.  SAD FACE. 

Also!  That's a Kid Rock impersonator!  HA!

You know what's funny?  I can tell she tried extra hard to look good.

Just want to share a few things with you guys.  I was just on Facebook and I nearly died when I saw this ad in the top right corner:

Yes, Facebook, you're goddamn right I like that.

So where does the ad lead?  Right here.  The video is old, obviously, as the article reads "At an Illinois music festival over the weekend..." but it leads me to two funny things.
#1: Fox News covered this whole shebang at some point, and had a banner that said "Tequila Trauma."  HA!
#2: They mention that Tila plans to sue "the owners of the juggalos."

So I was thinking.  A few days ago, Seola made a post about Tila, Method Man, and their plans to sue.  Except OH NOES!  It looks like Tila's now on her own.

Welly welly well.  Looks like Method manned up and left Tila out in the cold with her "impending" lolsuit.  Kudos to Method Man.  Now, when will Tila pull up her big girl panties and admit she's nothing but a sue-happy douche nozzle?  You know she won't.  She'll just do what she always does.  She'll drop it, move on to some other cock-eyed calamity, and leave this in the dust like so much spilled Faygo.

And hey, wanna listen to something that is goddamn HILARIOUS?  Check out Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith completely making fun of Tila and the entire GOTJ incident here.  Holy insanity is that funny!

Later, Rotspotters!

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.  We got it.  We got a video of Tila being hit in the face.



It's at about 38 seconds, for those of you who can't stomach hearing her "sing" and just want to see it slam her in the head.  I can't tell what it is.  I can't tell if it's an egg, or a cup of something, but it makes a big splash and DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN I hope it's fucking urine.  Congratulations on whoever threw it, because not only did you ruin Tila's cheap ass polyester hair, but you gained my infinite respect through lolz. 

Enjoy, Rotspotters!  Also, enjoy this badass picture of Tom Green narrowly escaping a bottle of Faygo!

Thanks to our reader spnmedia for sharing the link!  It's epic!  I'm going to have great dreams tonight.

Update! 
Here's a second video.  It's pretty far away, but I want you guys to notice a few things.  One, when she gets hit, she says something like "My hair STILL looks pretty."  Ha.  Yes, Tila.  Keep fucking taunting them.  Secondly, you can really hear the reaction she's getting from the crowd.  


GODDAMMIT TILA, THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE.  IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU SPELLING "INSANE CLOWN POSSE" INCORRECTLY, AS YOU TWEETED EARLIER.  

I DOUBT MOST OF THEM KNEW ABOUT THAT, AND BY THAT TIME THEY WERE ALREADY PLANNING THIS.  THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK.  YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.  By the way, ever notice how Tila reacts like a child when things don't go her way?  "Oh yeah?  Well your event was shitty anyway and nobody would ever go to it!"  Don't make me list all of the acts that have performed there over the years, Tila.  You fucking know I will.

And another thing.  Over the past few days I've seen A LOT of stuff from the juggalos.  I've talked to them on Twitter.  I've visited their websites.  And so when I see this:

I know Tila is openly mocking them.  That's right, guys, she's STILL taunting them.  3 things.  #1: I've noticed the juggalos always refer to themselves as "fam."  Granted, they're not the only group that does this.  However, #2: I've seen them OVER AND OVER AND OVER use the phrase "whoop whoop" lately.  I don't know what it means - hopefully I can get a juggalo to tell me.  But putting that together with #3: she's obviously talking about her lolsuit when she references "#justice," and putting them all together...yeah, that's directed entirely at the juggalos.  Jesus, Tila, you're still trying to piss them off?  Do you really think that's a smart move?  Some of them want you dead, Tila, and by their own hands.  LITERALLY.  Like, when I say I want to curb stomp you with stilettos, I don't literally mean I'm going to wait outside for you and do it.  And I probably wouldn't do it if we ever ran into each other.  Probably.  But some of these people, Tila, they FOR SERIOUS want to kill you.  So keep antagonizing them, princess dumbass, and see where it gets you.

And on that note?  Go choke on a fucking cock and die, gutterslut.

Hey all my pretty bitches!!!!
So first of all, let me just give a quick holla to all you fiends, freaks and creeps out there!!! I miss your asses!!! You know who you are! *wink wink*

**Clears throat**

Now that we got that outta the way, I just want to point and laugh at a couple of things. All the badass bitches here at the Rotspot have already covered this from damn near every angle....now I get to come in and do what I do best. Be a dick.

Might I present exhibit A to the court....

As you can all clearly see, the porn muppet is oh so excited to be performing at the "Juggalo Gathering", and acknowledges that it's going to be bat shit crazy. She then attempts to hype it up by professing her love for The Family...

Moving right along, she throws a random shout out to KMK, which pisses me the fuck off that she should even dare SPEAK their name....that bitch ain't down for the crown, and that's for fucking sure. Next!

Now, might I point out that in the short little span of 12 hours, her entire tune changes dramatically. Granted, I'll give her a mulligan, because had I just been pelted in the face while attempting to perform a lack luster strip tease, I don't know that I'd still be in love with them either. HOWEVER, I'm not stupid. And I tend to acknowledge when a situation doesn't seem to be the very best for me to flash my tits, all the while taunting an increasingly agitated crowd. It's been said, but I'll say it AGAIN...the dumb bitch KNEW what she was going in to.....and on the off chance that she didn't...Well whatever, you can lead a horse to water and all that other metaphorical shit.

Do you guys like the part where she's going to "make the owners of the juggalos bankrupt". I sure do!!! And I'd just like to say, Really you fucking cunt scab? I speak for my damn self when I say not a goddamn person owns me. And I'm pretty sure that every one of those individuals at that venue can say the same. So please explain to me how you're going to sue the owners of a fan base. Did you mean you were going to sue ICP, or maybe you meant Psychopathic Records as a whole...any way you slice it, you're a fucking retard. And while we're pointing and laughing at your extra chromosome, please tell me that you're not stupid enough to believe that it was only MEN throwing things at you!!!!

Now, I'd like to present to the court exhibit B....



Awwws, her feelers got hurt so she has to post a blog explaining who and what Juggalos are. I didn't realize they were a group of underground people. You know, like cavemen I assume...but underneath the surface maybe? God, she's dumb.

Moral of this story:
There isn't one. Well, other than Tila's a fucking idiot and willingly performed at a concert where she was threatened, taunted and made fun of for days prior to the event. For shits sake, she was warned THAT very night by members of ICP, Psychopathic Records and God knows who else, and she still tried to play the "I'm a bad ass bitch from the rough streets of Texas" card.

The prosecution rests.

Oh, but wait...let me just add...
Bitch, get the fuck off the stage of life and make room for someone people actually give a shit about!!
Gnome out!

I wasn't going to post this, but frankly I think it's too funny to ignore.  Here's a video of Tila, after she alerted the paparazzi as to what time her flight was arriving.  Check out these fake tears.  Don't you feel just TERRIBLE for her?  God knows I do!

Oh wait.  I don't.  My bad, guys.

Enjoy!


Damn, even THEY are asking if this is a PR stunt.  This is your legacy, Tila.  Enjoy it!

So Tila just finished her "set" at the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.  I personally stayed awake because I wanted to be around when reviews first started rolling in.  So let me give you a little bit of info first.

Tila went on stage sometime around 2:45 am.  Here's the schedule for the Gathering.  I've circled Tila's show for you, in case you might miss it.

See it?

Anyway, we've been hearing for weeks that the Juggalos had brilliant plans for her.  See, Tila, you actually have a rather large number of "haters," even though you don't want to admit it.  Oh, but wait, I'm sure they all come from the same IP address on your fail blog, don't they?  LOL!  So the Tila Army, the white knights that they are, all try to warn their fair Queen (*cough cough*) that turmoil and terror surely await her!  What does Tila do?  Same thing she always does, she ignores it.

Tonight she posts these two tweets:


That first one pisses me off especially, and I don't even like ICP.  It just seems so flagrantly insulting to me that she doesn't even know the band who hosts this festival.  For fuck's sake.  Anyway, the second one was just fucking funny.  YOU'RE going to spray the crowd, Tila?  You might as well just get up on stage and scream "Who wants cake!?"

Wait, hold up a second.  Maybe you're unfamiliar with the people referred to as "Juggalos."  Let's take a moment and look at some pictures, shall we?


Not kidding.  Okay, back to it.

All grew quiet on Twitter as we awaited news.  Had the Juggalos fulfilled their promises of pelting her with piss and shit?  Had they been entranced by her wonky-ass nipples?  Did she have a new baby daddy with a painted face?

Then oh God.  Oh god oh god oh god.

Could it be?
Dare I dream!?
Oh dear God!  Please, let it be true!  I hesitated in believing it, because these were the only tweets I could find.  I warned everyone (because I'm fucking Debbie Downer like that) to not get too excited just yet.  After all, this is how rumors are started.  Slowly though, more tweets have begun to trickle in...

And we get a little update from Brock


And more from random festival patrons:

We here at the Rotspot will be sure to keep you updated!  Hopefully we'll have a video or some photos to go with this story in a few days!  Stay tuned!

As more tweets come in (while I'm still awake) I'll just add them here, to the bottom.

Oh but we did tell her.  Even her precious Army told her. 


She's another act, right?  So that's pretty much confirmation then.  Hey Tila?  Suck my dick.  Juggalos?  Way to fucking go.  I owe you motherfuckers some Faygo.

Update!!
Okay, so TMZ is reporting on the incident last night.  Complete with photos that make my heart grow three sizes, just like The Grinch!


Remember when Tila rubbed in our faces that anybody she ever met on the street was absolutely PEACHES AND PIE to her, because she was omg so fucking sweet and you just couldn't help but fall in love with her?  Hi, welcome to the Truth.

Aaaaand cue the pity party.

PS:

HA!

Oh, and here's a picture of the stage, post-Tila:

HEY JUGGALOS!  It's almost time for the Gathering!  I know you motherfuckers are excited, and frankly, I'm a little jealous I'm not going.  There's going to be some awesome bands performing.

But there's also going to be a skank performing.

I know you know by now that Tila Tequila is performing for Ladies Night.  And I know quite a few of you have "special surprises" planned.  Oh, you evil people!  We love it!

Anyway!  To our dear readers and any juggalos who happen upon this site, we already have one person who plans on filming this disastrous encounter - it's my homegirl Sailor Vesta, and GODDAMN does she have a doozy in mind - but we're always looking for more!  If you get any great pictures/videos of Tila and what should happen during her performance, please share them!  You can hit me up on twitter (@EduardoRetardo) or you can send your stuff directly to this website: FukUTila@hotmail.com!

We look forward to seeing your stuff!  Have a fucking GREAT time guys!  And be careful...Tila's crabs are known to jump 20 feet.