I must say I'm incredibly touched by the comments on the previous post, there bar has been set high here and I can only to keep up with the gorgeous ladies of wrestling, I mean the lovely ladies of the Rotspot, and Uncle Eddie of course.


Anyway, back to the point of this post. As most of you have seen by now, the whormanitarian is now BFFs with Kate Major and Michael Lohan. Yes, the crotch kicking, daughter using, and multiple restraining order owner. So of course he tries to team up with Tila to get her scraps while Lindsay is in rehab and he can't abuse that connection. But wait a minute, Tila has written about Michael, repeatedly...







Ah, that's not flattering at all, I guess that's why she deleted it. Granted there are still plenty of negative posts about them still on her site, but she has the benefit of claiming they were written by "Tila Staff". So now, Tila has different things to say about Michael and Kate...




Awww, that's some sweet stuff. I used to think I was a warm and caring individual, but apparently my rap sheet isn't big enough to qualify. Anyone up for a crotch punch? No one? Well damn. I'm sure Michael had equally sweet things to say about Tila, right? Right?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ouch. Even with Tila saying nice things, deleting posts about him (which she never does - yeah fucking right), and inviting him over to her apartmansion for movies and popcorn, the nicest thing he says about her is that she's a "business associate". That's gotta hurt. Even those she's "proud to call her friends" won't return the statement. No Tila, there is no way he's trying to use you.

It's funny that she's so afraid of people "leeching off her fame" yet the people she chooses to hang out with are the ones who were so desperate for attention they leeched off Jon Gosselin's tubby ass. So the Has-Been, Wanna-Be, and Never-Will hit up a Halloween party in a 13,000 sq ft mansion (remember folks, you must be sure to include all the details to make yourself seem better than you really are), a party so big she actually had no names to name drop.
Anyone else think it's wrong for Michael Lohan to wear a cops uniform? Or do you get one free after 5 arrests?

But hey, there's no way this thing with Michael Lohan is going to end badly, she's just a woman who likes to accuse men of abuse, and he's a man who's been accused of hitting multiple women. I don't see a problem, do you? The big question is going to be whether when it goes down (and it most definitely will) is it just part of the big plan to get publicity? I can't help but think this is some way for Tila to get her hands on Lindsay, which is funny because as big of a fuck-up that Lindsay has been of late, at least she can say she's not Tila Tequila.