Addition below

Alright, you knew it was coming from me. A post on the order Tila obtained today. The conditions are a full order, 100 yards, 3 years with option to renew later. This IS standard and grants the normal distance as we have made fun of in the past with the 10 yards. But Seola, what does this all MEAN? It means nothing. Why? Because Garry showed up late to court and in the state of California (according to my research, I don't live there) when a judge is ruling on an RO, if the other party is not in court for whatever reason during the hearing, it's considered a default judgment. This is done to not waste the courts time with a trial date reset. You can't really state your case if you don't actually show up... to state your case. This is also a setback for Garry in terms of the civil suit pending, but only barely.

Some things to note as of this blog's post time: During Tila's appearance, she reiterated he was batty, but did NOT - and this is a biggie - did NOT state at any time did Garry harm her, touch her or threaten her. Her words turned into "I feel threatened", not "I was threatened".

So what is a mature 29 year old woman who is fearful for her life to do after getting out of court, getting a default judgment for the RO? (Hint: It's not like Merriman who kept his mouth shut after getting HIS $2 mill default against TILA.) She hides her antenna, pops her alien head out, declaring... "I win!". Now, this is the same woman who claimed she is soooooooooo gangsta, she could take on the Juggalos. She's afraid of some wannabe "rapper" who honestly, I could probably take. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm not claiming to be hardcore or have gangbanged out in the hood before I got a TV show for sluts. In fact, she's the only one, in his time around celebs who has even mentioned his name or had a problem with him. Aside from that fact, this is the same slut who was telling Loni Love to "bring it" when Love could have swatted her like a fly. Remember, Tila knows... well, nothing really, but she claims to know Jiu Jitsu.

Could Garry fight it? Possibly, but not worth it. 100 yards is barely enough to get out of Tila's stench of self-loathing, self-hating, wartly presence. She'll never be at any event worth a damn that Garry could cover. He'll need his moolah to defend the civil suit, because given what he said, when he said it and her saying what she said (all that's been covered here), a reasonable judge/jury would basically tell them they are both big mouths and they are responsible for their own lawyer fees.

Onto Tila's blog post, which starts with another years old re-hash of a picture of her, since she knows she ain't even close to looking decent these days.

I have the BEST NEWS for you guys today! So I just got back from the Los Angeles Superior Courthouse to testify against Garry Sun’s lies and threats against me in front of the judge, and the judge granted me a 3 year restraining order against Garry Sun and his lies! On top of that he has to stay 100 yards away from me at all times and is not allowed to make contact of any kind, nor harass me in ANY WAY! Whether it be in person, phone, blabbing and talking more Sh!t online, as he has been doing!!!!!!!!!!

Why is what Tila has to say important? Because she's digging her own hole on this one. Reasonable expectation on an RO is that the party wanting the RO must also keep their distance and cannot inflame, engage, or otherwise taunt the RO'ed party.

So during all this drama that took place, Garry Sun has been proven to be a liar over and over and over again, and the judge can see right through his lies and see’s that he is DEFINITELY an unstable person who can cause harm to me and that is why the judge granted me the 3 year restraining order this morning!!!! The best part???? Sun did NOT even show up on time and when he did finally show up, my lawyer, Alan Gutman, went straight over to Garry and served him his restraining order right then and there in the courthouse!!!!!!!!!!! BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

If the judge actually felt Garry was this dangerous, he would have ordered Garry to undergo psychiatric testing and possibly a 5150 to establish his ability to function in society. A judge can be on the hook if he allows a person he reasonably believes to be unstable to walk around and hurt someone else. But, why is the serving of the RO the best thing ever? Maybe it's because I've actually been pregnant, or been engaged, or been married, or been on several travels around the world.... but watching someone you claim to be a loser be told to stay away from you is the "best ever"?

So you see? For all those who doubted me, I really hope you guys would stop thriving off of negativity and drama. It’s not good for anyone and as you said “THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL” and it just did! I am SO HAPPY that I am now protected BY LAW from this crazy man and I just pray that he leaves me alone. I just want to move on with my life as I have been doing and I don’t want any drama. I don’t know why he continues to make up lies about me when all it will do is get him in trouble. So today is a GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!

It took me a few minutes to contemplate the idiocy of her statement in "thriving off negativity and drama". I'm still not sure how to approach this, while my body and fingers have a hard time staying still while simultaneously laughing and rolling my eyes. But remember that statement, I'll be bringing it up again shortly.

Thank you everyone for your support and my only wish now is for Garry to just please go away and leave me alone! If he doesn’t? Then he’ll face up to one year of jail time!

Ok so let’s all celebrate!!! Woohooo!!!! Gooooooooo TILA ARMY! See? He got what he deserved. Now let’s move on from all this B.S. and enjoy the finer things in life! Today is a beautiful day in LA so I’m going to go out and celebrate my victory! Garry has slandered me beyond belief and I will handle that in another case coming up for defamation and slander! You can’t just go around making up these highly serious allegations against an innocent person and think that you can get away with that! But for now…. I’m really happy!

More "I want to move on" stuff. We personally have the proof on slanderous statements Tila made (and tried to cover up). All that aside, she's so happy, she's gonna call the paps and let them know where to photograph her. But pay attention to the bolded statement. Wait wait wait - you want to move on, but now you want to go into another legal battle which will be tossed? She goes on about "highly serious allegations" but she's made an allegation against Garry for attempted murder. So Tila runs her mouth some more in the comments:

The first comment, another "moving on, but not til I try to sue him" post, with another reference to his psyche. The comments are seemingly harmless in and of themselves, but each time Tila says it, will be considered as evidence of provocation.

The comic relief in this post comes from Your Mother. (I love how that sentence came out.) That's just priceless and pretty much sums up the entire debacle. Every single post Tila makes on her flog, and every single comment she makes in that section, and every single tweet on Garry (including her tweets from court during her hearing) is her digging her hole... well, when her flapjack pussy lips don't get in the way of the shovel. At this point, it's a peanut gallery spectacle for me. I'll be entertained because they both are mental, nothing will happen to either of them in the court case at this point and Garry will talk his little heart out, giving us the lolz on Tila. Being that Tila has some sort of public platform, all her comments will be used against her if Garry decides to speak. Why? Because they are enticing him to need to address himself publicly to refute Tila. See, even if you are the one holding the RO, you can't just go around saying what you want to say either.

Ya stupid hooker.

Addition:
Joann mentioned this on my last blog post:

I don't care if she got the 3 year RO because Gary don't want to be around her anyway and evidently Tila thinks she has won her case against Gary and she's innocent of everything Gary said about her. lol.

One thing this made me think of to mention is that Tila getting the RO is not a confirmation the judge believes anything she had to say, a vindication for her, nor an admission that Garry was lying. So Tila posting about how great things are, how the judge believed her, etc. is all a lie and could actually piss the courts off for implying the judge made any sort of statements about the accusations against Garry. So score one for Garry for Tila bragging...

But that isn't all, she claims that one of the MAIN reasons she wanted to move was because of *cough*someone*cough*. It's really sad that she is trying to make it seem like Garry, oh my bad, 'someone' is basically a threat to her safety.. Tila, come on, don't tell me you're trying to hide from the reporters that are seeking answers now thanks to Garry's recent interviews..

Tila ends her post with something along the lines of her 'blog' changing yet again. Is it going to be stuff about 5 year old Merch? More crap about her...charity *shivers* work, or maybe her coming clean (like THAT would ever happen). Well, whatever pointless thing it is I'm sure the RotSpot team will jump on it and give you all the deets :)

Added Note: I am so making a I support Garry Sun t-shirt and going to post it all over.

Okay so most of us have now heard Garry Sun's interview with Ghostriderradio from yesterday.  It was a very good informative interview.  You know, there is so much controversy over whether he's famewhorin' or not ... my take on it is this:  We have NO CLUE what this man is going through right now or even if he's tellin' the 100% truth.  All we can do is form opinions and please don't get all crazy on each other over opinions.  His encounters and stories are much of the time backed up with evidence, unlike Tila's.  Are any of you really skeptical that Tila could have either had something to do with Casey's death or knew about it before she "found out in Houston"!?!?!  Gnome and I have been sayin' since day one that we thought she had involvement with it.  Between different anonymous resources and checkin' into some shit myself we have found a lot of evidence that proves her stories don't really add up around that time.  In Garry's interview he mentions that Tila was on a plane that day with a very well known celebrity/socialite that she told not to tell anyone he'd seen her.  So ... we find this:


Hmmm...but it seems that Tila had already flown back from Houston on Dec 27, 2009 according to HER TWITTER: 

 And then she mentions that she's home in LA on Dec 29, 2009 via her Saynow account:






And when did Casey die!?!?

I've got a mix of thoughts today kiddies, so we're entitling this post Hodge Podge. It'll be all over the place but my points are short, so feel free to pick and choose what you'd like to ponder. We'll start with the somewhat connection/argument about the restraining order.

We've already poked the fun at the 10 yards aspect, but in the midst of comments, I'd like to clarify a few things by comparison to another douche that was also around Tila. Raz B. In case you haven't heard, Marques Houston successfully filed an RO against him. There's again, too much drama for this mama to cover all the angles, but suffice it to say - Houston felt his life was threatened. Now, here's the fun part - Tila also claimed this against Garry. I have copies of both orders filed and some even argued that Tila was granted the RO so therefore she didn't have to pay. I present for you a comparison of the RO's. What makes this interesting is there's somewhat of a similar thread in that they knew each other, had some history, had some really psycho stuff claimed from both sides and someone felt creeped out enough to go file. Difference? You emailed, tweeted and/or PMed me how I might know what Tila did or didn't bring up during RO being issued. I could tell you all day that not only was she given 10 yards so it basically protected her physical being but not really anything of consequence, but she had to pay for it. Well, here's your proof - so to speak - about a truly threatening situation with proof and Tila's claims and the judge doing what he had to to get her to go away. (Both copies were available via Radar Online.)

Now, here are the orders, side by side. Notice the difference in yardage. Tila asked for and was denied 100 yards from the man she "claims" on the internet (but apparently not to the judge - curious no?) attempted to kill her. Houston's claim is that Raz B threatened. See the difference in severity? If reasonable information was provided, or even a slight remote bit of proof as Houston showed, Tila would have been given the full 100 yds.

The other glaring point is the filing fee. More often than not, people without proof or people who threaten lawsuits often are required to pay the filing fees upfront. Those with real issues are not required as the judge deems it necessary for safety. 'Ello - what's this?
Tila had to pay the fees to file. Houston did not. What makes that important is the judge not only felt she wasn't in enough danger to warrant a regular, run-of-the-mill RO, but made Tila pay for it. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's logiiiiiiiiiiiiiistics. (Sorry, couldn't get that out of my head and you kinda need logical thinking - aw hell, you know where I was going. :D )

What did Tila's lawyer, Alan Gutman say when Garry first filed on Tila? Well, it's quite ironic:

"Mr. Sun's filing shows that anyone can file anything in a courthouse. He will undoubtedly be held accountable by appropriate authorities for making these false allegations."

FYI, as far as I could find, not a single "authority" has charged or investigated Garry for anything. (This does not mean he hasn't, but given both people's propensity to blab....)

Next topic!
Garry's Radio Interview - while it makes for some damn good fodder for us, some insight, whatever you want to call it, Garry is beginning to leech onto the famewhoring himself. He has a strong case for a counter suit, but when you go to far... you help her. Do I think Garry should defend himself? Yes - at the right place and right time, say.... in court. But since I only care about lolz around Tila, speak away my dear, we're enjoying it! All that could come out of it, is the judge laughs and tosses them both - as it stood and I noted in a prior post of mine, Garry had a case to win. I don't believe that is the case any longer.

Next topic!
Tila buying another mansion - I've covered the failed logics in which one would not only buy Raz B a mansion, but herself a mansion, then move again a few months later, one thing dawned on me earlier today while wafting in self pity that my ice cream melted. If one had planned on a trip for months to go out of the country, hell the continent, why would you set a closing date for the times you were "supposed" to be away? Curious no?

Next topic!
Where's Rob, the New Zealander (I get that right Pix? :) ) Where's the Texas Twinz? Where is that hot girl group that "won" a singing show (Gah, the name of the group escapes me for all to hell!)? Where's that hot football star you represented? Where's that hot model you stole from Ford? We were supposed to see them by now!

Next topic!
Where's the iPhone app? Why did your dating site die after less than 6 months active? Why did your clothing line you bragged about die after a year? Where's the comic book?

Next topic!
By now, if we counted all of Tila's pregnancies and stories, in the last year, she would have 4 children, 4 more adopted (with one being Ava Johnson) and twins on the way next month. Most of them named Jayden. Most of them with 5 different baby daddies. In fact, where's the bills Tila promised her fans (and haters alike) from her medical visits, her miscarriage and her IVF?

Next topic!
We are approaching a year out from TamponGate. Will Tila mark the anniversary by shooting a tampon out of her twat in two weeks?

Next topic!
What happened to "my blog won't be about celeb stories anymore but more about ME ME ME!"? It's still an RSS feed of other stories, and quite frankly the most boring ones. All the "exclusives" that any other rag had the slightest interest in were sold to other outlets. Way to treat your fans to "you you you". You sold off all the stories AND copies of documents, instead of driving traffic to your site. Is that because you know it's failed so hard that if you didn't put it up there, no one would see it? Sorta like that tree falls in the forest scenario?

Next topic!
What happened to Tila raving over being with Kid Rock? We knew you wouldn't admit to being with an impersonator! Were you so drunk and coked out that you couldn't tell the difference? What about Franco?

Next topic!
Where's the lawsuit against ICP and the Gathering organizers? The lawsuit against Raz? Casa? Numerous blogs? In fact, where is ANY lawsuit?

Final thought:
As we enter the holiday season, expect more from her. We haven't seen the end of this paparazzo/Tila battle on the internets. It'll be tossed out of court, but she'll cry she won, then open her mouth. Prepare your screencaps kids. She did the same thing when she was ordered to keep her cum trap shut and didn't and tried to delete it faster than she typed it. As it winds down from all the fun over the next few weeks and the court case is heard, she'll be crying for more attention. Maybe I should open a pool up about what day she'll tweet how lonely she is and "this time last year, I was with my wifey" for sympathy from her mentally deranged teenage bottom dwellers.

Miss Seola had a great day. A wonderful day personally. I watch the fuckery unfold tonight and it just got a smidgen better. As I pointed out in my last post - Tila filed a restraining order and won the right to 10 yards. I've seen the documents and as I stated before, he can be in the same restaurant and not get in trouble. Nowhere in the document does it actually state they cannot be at the same event.

So what does TMZ post tonight? Tila crying about not being a terrorist. We all have our theories and crazy ideas on what happened. I personally have no proof on my theories, but I believe all roads lead back to Tila and leave it at that.

Tila has gone on the attack in her legal war with a paparazzo who used to work for her named Garry Sun -- claiming she never sent hit men to kill him ... despite an allegation he made to an entertainment news website. But Tila is most pissed that Garry is insisting he and Tila had dated in the past -- because in new legal docs Tila filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, she clearly states, "[Garry] is not an ex-boyfriend." Tila is now suing Garry for defamation -- and breaching a confidentiality agreement Sun signed when he began to work for her back in May.

I can't improve on a comment on TMZ below the fold (currently as #3 in line):

Interesting.

If all Garry Sun says is a lie, then how can he have broke a confidentiality agreement? You can only break a confidentiality agreement if you tell the truth.

Even more interesting, Garry tweeted the other day that he has a birthday card that Tila sent him that's proof they were in a relationship. He has it side by side with a card Tila claims Casey Johnson sent her. The card Casey allegedly sent Tila is in the exact same handwriting as the card Garry Sun says Tila gave him for his birthday. Even the sentiments in the card are almost identical. So either Garry forged Casey's handwriting and then sent himself a bogus card, or Tila wrote both the card FROM Casey and the card TO Garry.

TMZ says Garry has only been working for Tila since May. Casey died in January. Tila posted that card 'from' Casey soon after she died, so it doesnt seem possible Garry could have written both cards, but does seem likely that Tila did.

 What is interesting in all this, is that Tila has openly (and some deleted with the proof being on this very blog) that Garry has been "friends" - something you do not call a suboordinate that works for you. She's called him several endearing names. In filing her suit, she hath openeth the canneth of worms... eth. Garry is generally cryptic. Whether it actually is anything intelligent I suppose is up for debate but aside from some stupid signs, he has not gone nearly as far as Tila. Tila has not only (after crediting several other reasons for arm-meet-gate) accused him of murder publicly, again, she's terrified now yet not for her life to file a police report when there was actual injury, but in all her rantings, has continually boasted about her filing (which so far has included all but paying filing fees on her part and nothing else) but continually bashed him, and has actually made statements directly related to his career.

Defamation cases have to prove that not only was there straight defamation, but there was a loss incurred based on the defamation. Tila has not only lied about anything and everything under the sun, but already has a documented court case based on the sex tape released in which a judge said her reputation was shit. Tila has directly addressed vocation and character AFTER her filing on Garry - which, under most judges will toss out anything related after because she's publicly bashing him, as I noted, could be considered enticement, retribution (after asking the court to intervene), entrapment and given her statements, could actually stand alone in a counter suit for defamation.

Now... we have all this - Tila makes a big deal out of Garry being served. Whoop de doo. That's the process of the law when filing the RO - whether the claim is substantiated or not. I can come file on you, yes you, you jag off! You'd get served too. I could say you threatened to stick my hamster up your ass. It takes nothing. Quite frankly, if you threatened that, I'd probably get the 100 yards... not the *snicker* 10 yards.

Now, to make this post even longer, let's assess Tila's reaction, shall we kids?

Rather than smudge her webpage, we'll quote, counterpoint in the following. Stay with me kids, lots of info here!

So last week after paparazzi, Garry Sun made tons of highly false and laughable allegations against me, saying I’m a killer, kidnapper, extortionist, etc, etc, and even after his so called “GIRLFRIEND” that I supposedly kidnapped came out saying she had NO IDEA who Garry Sun is, all of Sun’s lies kept proving to be false one after the next. You would think after being caught LYING to the EXTREME with all types of proof, Papparazzo Garry Sun would just pipe down and move on with his life and leave us all alone! Especially after Garry Sun was successfully served with my restraining order by the Sheriff to stay away from me at all costs!

We have already seen Tila and others slip up in some now deleted comments on her flog and in Facebook postings that not only did Tila speak of both of them in context, but discussing each other. Now, the catch is who was who, but from Garry's angle, based off Tila's info - one could easily reason that he actually believed in his cyber girlfriend being who she was. Incredibly, we have no proof of anything of Garry's being lies except a girl saying she didn't know him. SHE may not have herself, but someone claiming to be her COULD have been - that very someone who is known to be in cohorts with Tila. Not to mention, again, being served means the order was followed without substantiation, just til the next court date.

It could have been just left at that and we can all move on with our damn lives, which I sure have, as I have better things to do in my life than focus on all of Garry’s lies. However, he just doesn’t know when to just stop and say no and admit defeat. So now I am happy to say that not only did the judge grant me a restraining order against this crazed paparazzo, I have also filed a lawsuit against Sun for extreme defamation and slander! You know, I feel really sorry for him. He wants all this attention and even though nobody care’s who the hell he is and even though I won the cases against him, and even though other people have come out calling him a blatant liar, Garry continues to make up little stories in his head.

Oh really, could have been left at that? I was unaware giving "exclusives" to TMZ and Radar AND Tweeting AND posting on a flog is "leaving it at that" and "moving on". She speaks of getting the RO (again, a whopping 10 yards), but that she filed a lawsuit. She did this and LOST because her rep is nil with her suit to stop the sex tape (cause you know, it'd hurt her pr0n sales if it came out first). She also boasts of "won the cases against him" when an RO is NOT, I repeat NOT a case, and filing does not equal "winning". All she has done is ponied up money to file legal documents. I still sense a feeling of giggle when I see her call others liars though (Hey Tila, where's those copies of the medical documents on your miscarriage and IVF or proof of Game being deadbeat daddy - something I still don't get you can be deadbeat before a child would even be born but eh). There's posts and posts just here documenting all her lies. And that's just what we've come to know - not even following her last year much or before.

I don’t know why he is doing this but all I know is that I feel really sorry for him. He must be a very lonely paparazzi who, after stalking celebrities for so long, and trying to be a part of the Hollywood scene, I think it’s all finally got to him so now he wants a piece of his 15 minutes of fame by slandering my name. Everyone I know who works in Hollywood has been asking me why has he gone so crazy? (we all know each other through the blogging world and paparazzi world) and to be honest? I have NO IDEA what he’s been doing or what is causing him to behave this way.

Anyone able to tell me what jumps out from this statement first? Yes, the "lonely paparazzi after stalking celebs so long" - if it was that long, why did Tila hire him? If she thought he was scum before and is soooooo aware of people riding her coattails wouldn't this guy have SCREAMED creepy BEFORE she hired him? She claimed to have lured people away for her flog to work for her - this would mean he was working, and doing it well, before she hired him. But "everyone I know" is regulated to a whole two people who will come near the herps - who are herps themselves - Kate and Michael - you know, those loser assholes that she claimed them to be? And what is the "blogging world"? I know of several major that refuse to have anything to do with her, several more that have her on ban. And frankly, Garry has not been hit by a celeb car, given a ticket, caused a car accident, found outside celeb kids schools, had his license taken or any other of the creepy ass paparazzi scandals as of late. So he's certainly not the worst of the crop.

All I know is that I am just as shocked as anyone else out there (people who know Garry Sun) on why he is acting SO CRAZY? That, I don’t have a question for. All I can do is file my restraining order to protect my safety from him, and next up is a lawsuit for him slandering my name as well as defamation for those highly serious allegations that have proven to be UNTRUE! Sun has gotten himself in A LOT of trouble, over what? I don’t know, but I really hope he gets the help that he truly needs right now. I pray that his health and mental state will be in a better place, but for now, I’m happy that the legal system has granted me protection from his dangerous antics as well as my lawsuit against him. He will pay for the hurtful lies that he is going around yapping to people. I even feel bad for the girl he “CLAIMED” is his girlfriend, because he has no idea who he is, and the fact that he’s dragging her into his crazy escapades, he should apologize to her as well for throwing her name into something he made up.

Huh? This was a lot of ramble. She's shocked, yet the paragraph before she says he's been a loser for a while? I'd think a "highly serious allegation" of attempted murder that Tila did on him, before shit even hit the fan is far worse than someone calling her an alien and kidnapper. Here's what IS interesting in this paragraph - she mocks his health and mental state. I.E. - she's acting like she has inside knowledge that he is not well in the head. Can anyone tell me the plea that is the most common for reduced sentencing and/or case dismissal? Mental grounds - good one Tila, you just admitted you think he isn't sane. So when are you going to apologize to the Johnsons? Hiltons? Game? Avante? P. Diddy? Raz what's his face (how's that lawsuit btw and where's that Aussie guy?)? And so on and so on.

At this point, I’m not even angry or upset at this paparazzo. I just feel very sorry for him. He seems like a lost and lonely soul who has nothing better to do in his life.

You can read about my lawsuit updated on TMZ today Here.

Anyway…. I’m not focusing or playing into Garry’s fairytale world anymore. I have a real life to tend to and I will just let my lawyer’s deal with Sun and let the judge handle everything. I am excited about my new house and I love my friends….. so the rest is history! However, Garry WILL have to pay for the damage that he’s done, and he will. Thanks again everyone for your support. I mean seriously, how would you feel if someone made up these lies about you??? What would YOU do to this person??? Let me know!

If you aren't angry and you feel bad for them - you recommend mental health, not file a civil suit. If you don't feel anything for them negative and just sorry for them, you don't spend hours writing blogs on him, Tweets on him and calling every pap and blog you can that will come near you to give "exclusives". Nice plug on TMZ though - why can't you host and show your own documents? *snicker* Don't lie Tila, your "real life" consists of snorts, tokes and swallows (take that one as you will - considering we still haven't seen a lawsuit filed for breaking the story she was doing Japanese biz men). More importantly though, if Garry was such a loser before, no one would work with him before, and she only paid him barely AND he isn't working because "everyone knows he's" this, that and the other - what money is she suing him for? There shouldn't be any!

Last note: On the house thing - I wanted to examine this quickly. She supposedly bought a new home 6 months ago. We all know better because of the shitty background areas in her photos and videos and locations used when she was "in danger". But if we were to take her at her word, like the Army would, let's play this out. She bought a home 6 months ago - this week, moves out - we should see her current home up for sale right? We should also see her take a huge loss since the areas she's been in have lost about 8% in housing market, so her prior 3 floor with a pool mansion would not only be up for sale, but worth about $100,000 less based on her brags. Not only all this, but she's closed escrow on ANOTHER mansion, while not having the prior one with mortgage sold (since she paid cash for Raz's house, remember?) in less than a week. It takes longer than that for an inspection and appraisal to go through along with filing for a change of ownership. (P.S. In my own research, which is limited, not entire, there are no houses that were up for sale with the specs she listed in that area.)

You now have a novel from Miss Seola. It's long, but there was so much lolz in my mind tonight, it was worth it!

He's so butthurt and honestly I can't blame him.  Buuuut, I'm PRETTY SURE we warned him and he told us to get fucked.  Anyhow, he's goin' on about how he's gotta clear his name because she's paid off Shyla (yes he still thinks he's involved with her I guess) but he's pullin' skeletons out of her closet ... but they are basically the same ones we've been pullin' out.  However, he did leave us a nice little present:

Lordy Lordy Lordy it has certainly been a busy couple of days in the land of the internet.

For those of you who haven't followed the drama, let me break it down for you...don't you worry your pretty little faces though, I've included lots of pictures and videos in this here post to keep the masses entertained.

A few days ago, there was a mysterious man holding signs calling Tina all kinds of "names" while she was conveniently showing up 2 hours late for her own birthday.

Who the fuck else is sick of her talking about "Piggy Perez"?  Usually the ONLY thing she has to talk about is how she's going take over suckin all hollywood cock his "Queen of all Media" title.

"Nonetheless, Santa Monica Criminal Defense Attorney Steve Cron said that it is unlikely that Hilton would even be charged over the incident, let alone be served the maximum penalty."

"For the issue to be taken any further, prosecutors would need to launch an inquest through the local District Attorney or US Attorney’s office, or Cyrus would have to report it to a police agency. "

... thanks for not being a pussy and allowing me to put your identity up.  I'm so glad someone else has some fuckin' balls.  Man, I'm so sick of all of the pansies floating around on twitter with all of the "top secret" bullshit.  So kudos to you my friend, I think you're quite swell.

TRS, what in the hell are you talkin' about?  Ladies and gents, do you remember Tila's classy live performance in NYC last weekend?  If not, here's a little replay!

Well, forget the mess I said about the "poor schmuck" not knowing what he's getting himself into.  Perhaps he's using her for publicity just like every other "nikka" (her words, not mine) she brings into her bedroom.  Remember how her and Casey Johnson started all of the home video bullshit to entice young teenagers announce their engagement?  Remember the bubble bath?  Well, it's all starting over ... again.  This seems to be the thing Tila does right after she lies about babies, miscarriages, abortions, rape, bi-sexuality, charities, and the like.


We also found a few pics of the new "couple".

• Does Mr. Wonderful knows that when he met her in Ralphs she had an assful of semen that couldn't have been more than an hour old?
• Does Mr. Wonderful know that 6 weeks ago Tila proposed to another guy and they were getting married for sure when she got back to the States from Australia?
• Does Mr. Wonderful know Tila is pregnant with multiple children, with multiple conception and due dates?
• Does Mr. Wonderful know that within the next week Tila will not only publically accuse him of using her for fame, but that she will systematically tear him apart and any credibility he has right now will be flushed down the toilet that is Tila?
• Does Mr. Wonderful know that hooking up with a slut wearing trashy lingerie he met in a Ralph's in the middle of the night means he really needs to cross those T's, and make sure she's been to a clinic to rule out/treat like a thousand STD's?

Now, we know we haven't verified 100% WHERE they met.  Once again, I'll remind you guys that we like to make fun of Tila so it's fun to assume that's where they met.  A few people have pointed out that Garry, the Cupid match maker, introduced them.  Which is quite possible and I would HOPE closer to the reality than them randomly meeting in a supermarket after she had tons of semen falling out of her ass into that thong.  Just sayin'.  Either way, he's surely proud of it!