You KNOW you've sank to the bottom of the Z list when you're clingin' to attention and fame by ridin' the coattails of Michael Lohan and Kate Major!  ... Gross!


I particularly love the middle two images.  Tila's face looks AMAZING!  With her head cocked back, lookin' like some alien troll force comin' out of a human head.  Then alongside that, we have Kate Major makin' a stank face ... I'm guessin' Tila's breath was still rank from eatin' KM's rotten crotch prior to the party or from them all playin' pass the glass dick, I hear that shit makes your breath pretty nasty too. 

I must say I'm incredibly touched by the comments on the previous post, there bar has been set high here and I can only to keep up with the gorgeous ladies of wrestling, I mean the lovely ladies of the Rotspot, and Uncle Eddie of course.


Anyway, back to the point of this post. As most of you have seen by now, the whormanitarian is now BFFs with Kate Major and Michael Lohan. Yes, the crotch kicking, daughter using, and multiple restraining order owner. So of course he tries to team up with Tila to get her scraps while Lindsay is in rehab and he can't abuse that connection. But wait a minute, Tila has written about Michael, repeatedly...







Ah, that's not flattering at all, I guess that's why she deleted it. Granted there are still plenty of negative posts about them still on her site, but she has the benefit of claiming they were written by "Tila Staff". So now, Tila has different things to say about Michael and Kate...




Awww, that's some sweet stuff. I used to think I was a warm and caring individual, but apparently my rap sheet isn't big enough to qualify. Anyone up for a crotch punch? No one? Well damn. I'm sure Michael had equally sweet things to say about Tila, right? Right?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ouch. Even with Tila saying nice things, deleting posts about him (which she never does - yeah fucking right), and inviting him over to her apartmansion for movies and popcorn, the nicest thing he says about her is that she's a "business associate". That's gotta hurt. Even those she's "proud to call her friends" won't return the statement. No Tila, there is no way he's trying to use you.

It's funny that she's so afraid of people "leeching off her fame" yet the people she chooses to hang out with are the ones who were so desperate for attention they leeched off Jon Gosselin's tubby ass. So the Has-Been, Wanna-Be, and Never-Will hit up a Halloween party in a 13,000 sq ft mansion (remember folks, you must be sure to include all the details to make yourself seem better than you really are), a party so big she actually had no names to name drop.
Anyone else think it's wrong for Michael Lohan to wear a cops uniform? Or do you get one free after 5 arrests?

But hey, there's no way this thing with Michael Lohan is going to end badly, she's just a woman who likes to accuse men of abuse, and he's a man who's been accused of hitting multiple women. I don't see a problem, do you? The big question is going to be whether when it goes down (and it most definitely will) is it just part of the big plan to get publicity? I can't help but think this is some way for Tila to get her hands on Lindsay, which is funny because as big of a fuck-up that Lindsay has been of late, at least she can say she's not Tila Tequila.

...and the world is SHOCKED.  Seriously, just SHOCKED.

So Tila blatantly stole something from The Superficial and posted it.  I know, shock and awe, right?  Except The Superficial seems to be pretty pissed about it.  Here's what they tweeted today:


Whore-hole?  Party with AIDS?  That shit is CLASSIC.  So here's the actual theft referred to in the third tweet:


This is the Superficial's pic.  Check out the file name.  Compare that to Tila's:


WOW.  Tila isn't even smart enough to change the file name!  Tila credits Splash News, but I don't think that's good enough.  Take it to the limit, Superficial!

By the way, the story Tila "broke" is that Heidi (Tila spells her name "Heidi Montage") wants bigger boobs.  Heidi actually began saying that in interviews right after her surgery months ago, and Perez posted about it on February 15, 2010.  You can read it here.   WAY TO BREAK THAT NEWS, TILA.  Fucking idiot.

And now for something really funny.  Tila actually got an exclusive!  She caught Michael Lohan uh...sitting in a car...in front of a club...just sitting there!  WHOO!  You go Tila!


And it only SLIGHTLY reeks of desperation!  (By "slightly" I mean "immensely.")  I love how she's all "omg look Lindsay!  I sent paparazzi to take pictures of your dad!  He's sitting in a car!  He didn't want his picture taken!  Please be my friend now!  I told you girl, I got your back!  Please?"  Great, so your only "exclusive" is nothing but absolute conjecture?  Wow Tila, your gossip blog is obviously changing the world.  It's allowing people to be idiots.  Great.  Way to benefit society there, meth face.

See, Tila army?  This is what you've done because you couldn't get #tilacommitsuicide trending last year.  This is all your fault.

Here's two things I'd love it if Tila could just understand for 2 seconds.
#1: Paparazzi is an Italian word.   Here is the origin:

Origin:
1965–70; < It, from the surname of such a photographer in Federico Fellini's La dolce vita (1959), after the name of a hotelkeeper in George Gissing's By the Ionian Sea (1901), read by Fellini in It trans. at the time of the movie's producton

Thus, Tila, the plural of Paparazzi is PAPARAZZI.  The singular of the word is PAPARAZZO.  One photographer is a PAPARAZZO.  Two or more are PAPARAZZI.  Not PAPARAZZIS.

#2: Your blog is seeing such high numbers because it's new.  Stop comparing yourself to TMZ and bragging that they've been around for years and you've only been around 2 days.  Besides that, people like Michael K (who you bragged about talking about your blog) think it's stupid.  I'm sorry you are too stupid to understand sarcasm, I really am.  Just wait, Tila.  Just wait and see where your numbers are once the shock of this idiot blog wears off.  We all predicted this would happen, you aren't showing anybody up.  Bad press might be press, but it's not gaining you any fans.  Sweetheart, you aren't going to like being famous when everybody hates you.  You can't handle it, you're a suicidal mess.

Ugh, I don't know why I even try.  At least I know she'll read it.  Uncle Eddie loves you, boys and girls!  Uncle Eddie does not love Tila because Tila is stupid.  Uncle Eddie doesn't love stupid.

Later bitches!