Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthday. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 26

postheadericon I have a present for you Rotspot Readers!!!!



LOOK!!! A NEW POST!!!!!


I'd like to take a quick second just to wave and blow a kiss to Tila The Cumstain and her Lolyers....look cunts, still here. *smiles and curtsies*

Now, while I've been busy having NO LIFE for 75 hours a week, it seems that the half black, half white, half vietnamese, half french, straight lesbian with bad implants from the mean streets of a gated community in Texas has a whole bunch of NEW news to tell the world!!! Or does she?

First things first....The Princess of Syphilis had a birthday. I know, I know, who fucking gives a shit. She's another year older, and it sure does show. HOWEVER, while she was out selling her vagina to transients for coke celebrating her birthday, someone was dead set on letting the whole world in on what seem to be quite a few skeletons in her STD riddled closet. I'll let you guys use your own intelligent brains to figure this one out...to me, well I'm thinking for once it's not just Tila's snatch that smells fishy.




*Points and laughs* BAHAHAHA!!!! Tila a kidnapper? Could she really be that stupid? Never mind, that's rhetorical....BUT....BAHAHAHA...we here at the Rotspot have our own opinions on the validity of this sad, albeit hilarious ploy for attention.

Seriously though, can you guys picture her all thugged out in a black ski mask with her ridiculous blue contacts and midget frame wielding an air soft gun? "I wasn't kidnapping anyone officer, I was only offering them candy out of my windowless van with no license plates." *bats eyelashes*

Whether it is, or it isn't is completely NOT the point here people....
Tila, pay attention...I know you're reading this and frothing at the corners of your overly made up lips...do you SEE how completely irrelevant you are? No? Here...let me show you...

HAHA!!! He called you Tina...but surely your next victims fan site would know your name right? I mean after all, YOU are Tila-Mutha-Fuggin-Ugly-Tequila!!! Not to mention the fact that they crushed your entire tiny make believe world by letting you in on the real secret...James Franco doesn't even know YOU exist you disturbed little troll.

Ah, for shits and giggles, let's just take a look at SOME of Tilas fails that The Rotspot has helped to call the gremlin out on....

  • suicide
  • miscarriage
  • apartmentcondomansion
  • suicide
  • domestic violence
  • pregnancy
  • multiple pregnancies in a 9 month period
  • suicide
  • personality disorder
  • drug addiction
  • manager
  • charity
  • adoption
  • "recording artist" (I use the term artist here very VERY loosely)
  • garage sale/swap meet
  • suicide
  • porn star
  • life

The list could literally fill pages, but my attention span isn't that great...and really we all know she's a fucktard. The bottom line is this Tila, at the end of the day all you have to offer anyone is a used up vagina and two rock hard crooked implants.....the difference between you and a hooker in Vega....oh wait.... *snickers*

This is Gnome, over and out.


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