This isn't the first time that the self proclaimed paparazzo has had a fall out with the Porn Muppet. Don't you guys remember when Tina eluded to the fact that Mr. Sun was in fact the one responsible for arm-meetgate 2010? No? Hmmm...let me dig...ah yes, there she is...Here is that little diddy for your reading pleasure. You see though, Herpes Queen deleted her blog post shortly after she wrote it. But why Tina, why delete if it's true? *shrugs* Nothing is EVER lost in the land of the interwebz folks...please DO remember that.

Anyway, so here on one hand we have Garry selling his soul story to TMZ. Which sent the twitterverse buzzing, and it took just a smidge over 3 hours for this story to be vehemently denied, again TMZ has the story.


What?! You mean Garry wasn't dating Shyla Jennings the porn star?! And she was NEVER kidnapped?! *scoots to edge of seat* And you mean to tell me that Shyla Jennings the porn star has NO idea who Garry Sun even is?! *snickers* Uh oh...but wait...Tila says that Shyla warned her about Garry's plans BEFORE now. Cue eerie stalker music....


It seems someones been taken for a ride. But wait....Garry wants us to know something!!! Something IMPORTANT!!! Now, before I post this...I want to go back a smidget....remember when I said nothing is ever lost on the internet? Well these next 2 videos are a primo example of that. The sneaky bastards over at Hollywood TV tried deleting these videos....Lucky for all of you, I'ma mothafuckin magician, and snagged 'em up!


Hmmm....I dunno Garry, I'm still not convinced. I do especially love how you acts like a chickenhead though. And the fact that the video is taken in front of the Sheriffs office sign means it has to be legit right? Wait, what's that? You have more "PROOF"?! *gasp*
Oh yes, I see....right there...the facebook page. "She likes it on your couch"? I'm going to ruin the fun for everyone....THAT, right there...is for Breast Cancer Awareness. You see, Garry (and all the other men who were confused as to wtf women were talking about), that was a game. It was a sly little message we received in our facebook inboxes, telling us to put a status message saying where we like to place our purses. Purses, Garry. Purses. Also, allow me to just elaborate on something right here....you see in the bottom left hand corner, "Skyylar Voss Photography".



WHA?! *DING DING DING DING* Shouldn't that be a big red flag? Well...I guess maybe not for Garry, or some of the other poor souls who have NO idea who this freakshow is. I'm not going to go into a whole lot of details, but you guys can go read the blog on TilaTruths site...



I don't have a problem with Garry. Even after he called me a dick because I was merely asking for proof. I have on occasion, been known, to in fact be a dick.


I'll just wrap this up as saying....I, along with the rest of the world really REALLY wanted this to be true. The thought of Tina being whisked away in handcuffs for something other than a shitty photoshoot had me giddy with anticipation. Sadly, this is like finding out Santa doesn't exist. Truth be known, I don't think the troll has the mental capacity to even think up a ploy like this, but I'm sure she's somehow involved. Troll-faced attention whore sure. Troll-faced SMART attention whore, not so much. Besides, Tila's been known to cry abuse talent suicide pregnancy miscarriage baby daddy engagement rape wolf on several occasions...if she is in fact involved, why should this be any different?

Psst...Here's a hint....click on those links in red to read about some of the past scandals *wink wink*

Gnomie, over and out.