LOOK!!! A NEW POST!!!!!

I'd like to take a quick second just to wave and blow a kiss to Tila The Cumstain and her Lolyers....look cunts, still here. *smiles and curtsies*

Now, while I've been busy having NO LIFE for 75 hours a week, it seems that the half black, half white, half vietnamese, half french, straight lesbian with bad implants from the mean streets of a gated community in Texas has a whole bunch of NEW news to tell the world!!! Or does she?

First things first....The Princess of Syphilis had a birthday. I know, I know, who fucking gives a shit. She's another year older, and it sure does show. HOWEVER, while she was out selling her vagina to transients for coke celebrating her birthday, someone was dead set on letting the whole world in on what seem to be quite a few skeletons in her STD riddled closet. I'll let you guys use your own intelligent brains to figure this one out...to me, well I'm thinking for once it's not just Tila's snatch that smells fishy.



*Points and laughs* BAHAHAHA!!!! Tila a kidnapper? Could she really be that stupid? Never mind, that's rhetorical....BUT....BAHAHAHA...we here at the Rotspot have our own opinions on the validity of this sad, albeit hilarious ploy for attention.

Seriously though, can you guys picture her all thugged out in a black ski mask with her ridiculous blue contacts and midget frame wielding an air soft gun? "I wasn't kidnapping anyone officer, I was only offering them candy out of my windowless van with no license plates." *bats eyelashes*

Whether it is, or it isn't is completely NOT the point here people....
Tila, pay attention...I know you're reading this and frothing at the corners of your overly made up lips...do you SEE how completely irrelevant you are? No? Here...let me show you...

HAHA!!! He called you Tina...but surely your next victims fan site would know your name right? I mean after all, YOU are Tila-Mutha-Fuggin-Ugly-Tequila!!! Not to mention the fact that they crushed your entire tiny make believe world by letting you in on the real secret...James Franco doesn't even know YOU exist you disturbed little troll.

Ah, for shits and giggles, let's just take a look at SOME of Tilas fails that The Rotspot has helped to call the gremlin out on....

• suicide
• miscarriage
• apartmentcondomansion
• suicide
• domestic violence
• pregnancy
• multiple pregnancies in a 9 month period
• suicide
• personality disorder
• drug addiction
• manager
• charity
• adoption
• "recording artist" (I use the term artist here very VERY loosely)
• garage sale/swap meet
• suicide
• porn star
• life

The list could literally fill pages, but my attention span isn't that great...and really we all know she's a fucktard. The bottom line is this Tila, at the end of the day all you have to offer anyone is a used up vagina and two rock hard crooked implants.....the difference between you and a hooker in Vega....oh wait.... *snickers*

This is Gnome, over and out.

Holla my sexy bitches and hoes!!!
First of all, I'd just like to say sorry that I've been M.I.A--Shit's been poppin' as of late....still though, that's no excuse to neglect all of my wubbies.

I want to touch on a couple of things that have pissed me off in the past, and are now coming to light again. "Lucy, you gots some 'splainins to do"....

First of all, I want to say thank you to all of you wonderful readers who continue to drop in day by day...you all are truly beautiful! *wipes a tear* (bows AND curtsies because I'm wicked awesome like that)...
Next I want to acknowledge the fucktards who think they're entitled to some sort of explanation as to what and when it's posted here. You're not. It's that simple. We are all different, and as such we write what we want, when we want.
Now, it's been said I'm bias...you're goddamn right I am. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who comes on the comment section of this blog to try and engage the writers in some sort of debate or chat fight. Fuck you, take it somewhere else. Your comments will NOT be approved if you're just being a cumstain. Don't like it? Tough shit. Just because we don't write what exactly someone wants at any given time of any given day, oh fucking well. Can't please everyone all the time.

If you disagree with something that is posted here, why the fuck are you here trying to argue in the comments? I mean that sincerely. Why are you here? Trying to matter? Trying to convince yourself that you're some caped crusader out to do good by Tila? Trying to prove you can outsmart the writers of this blog? Maybe you'd be better off starting your own blog. Hell, call it "Gnome is a Douchebag Asshole", or whatever gives you a boner. Do NOT come on here and say you think a post is irrelevant, or boring, or blah blah. We don't give a shit. No really, we don't. You'll notice we have never once pulled a post down, so check yourselves before you wreck yourselves! (look at me, that's hood style bitches lol) Some fuckers have even dared go so far as to compare us to Tila when we argue back in a comment of our own...Really? Wow, you ballsy little shits, how dare you compare us to Tila. I can speak for ALL of us when I say, not a single soul that writes here, would ever be caught dead behaving the way that dirty whore does. Bottom line is this....

This blog was created 5 months ago to point, laugh and expose the many MANY lies and contradictions of Tila Tequila. That is STILL what we're doing. But no one can argue that the hogul has been increasingly calm lately. Good or bad, it is what it is. We all know it's a matter of time until the porn muppet is back to her old antics and self imploding. But for now, let's enjoy the calm and quiet of the e-verse....let's engage each other in a friendly game of scattergories or some shit. Or, OR we could do a treasure hunt!!! Quick, first person to find me a hot redhead carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels AND a pizza wins a prize!! *winks*

Gnome out <3
*drops the mic*

Let's take a small, teensy tiny break from being snarky assholes, to wish one of our favorite fellow snarky assholes a Get Well Soon.


Get Well Soon Sheriff Gauncent!  Sorry a drunk prostitute bit off your left testicle.  Get a tetanus shot and suck it up!


Alright alright, that's enough.  STFU, it's back to Tila-hatin'.  All this mushy bullshit gives me crotch burn (hint: really it was the quality time I spent with Gnome last night).