Showing posts with label blowjobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blowjobs. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 3
Which is it Tina!??!?!
6:52 AM | 
Posted by
HottyRotty
Breech of confidentiality OR defamation?!?!?!
Nobody knows 100% who/what was behind all of this ... except the person who did it *cough*Tila*cough*. My personal opinion is that her and Skylar tag teamed this situation and thought that they were going to fuck with Garry Sun. They've succeeded in one way or another. But if Garry plays his cards right, I believe he can take this bitch down. I actually believe him that there were armed men at his house. Do you guys remember the big, bad bodyguard group Twatface "hired" awhile back? Rumor on the street is he's not so credible. I wonder what he'd do for a blowjob or two from the porn muppet herself!??! Things that make you go hmmmm....
Saturday, April 10
Blog release ... April Fools!
7:22 AM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
When something doesn't go the way Tila expects it to in the month of April she desperately tries to use the excuse of "April Fools". First her romance with Casa went to shit so she tried to be clever (real clever there dumbass) and say it was just one big April Fools Hoax, like everything else in her life.
Do you remember when Tila was questioned by all those "nasty haters" about why she would launch her blog on April 1st? I specifically remember her getting a bit cocky, implicating that we would all look stupid once she actually DID launch it when we were all "hating" on her and her lies. Let me see if I can ... hang on ... digging ...
Then later that evening Tila gets on saynow to break the heart-wrenching news that *gasp* she won't be launching her blog on April 1st after all. She never mentions that it's an April Fools joke mind you, she just mentioned that due to the extremely high bookings of celebrity interviews they had to push the date back by TWO days (which would have been April 3rd for those idiots that can't count). Notice that she mentions the "green screen" twice, at least. You can tell she's never even made it small time or else she wouldn't be so fuckin' ecstatic over a $50 piece of material that people call "green screen". There is nothing elite or special about a green screen mind you. I have at least 15 friends that have one. It's nothing special, it's actually a necessity in todays photography and videography industry.
Tonight, in the wee hours of the night, she posts this outrageously over-the-top psycho-drug-induced video in front of her said "green screen" that she's so damn proud of.
SURPRISE PEOPLE! The joke is on you AGAIN! Wow!!! First the Casa joke (which is a joke on a WHOLE different level within itself) and NOW she's coming out with her version of what REALLY happened. It was all a PLANNED April Fools arrangement. Wow! *face palm* And NOW she's saying "one more week" - which will put us at 4/17/10.
After posting her video she was SO proud of it that she had to go on twitter bragging about her mad l33t robot skillz and to pow boom bish rah rah rah piggy perez blah blah blah as usual:
So which is it Tila? I mean, here's soooo many different dates we can't keep count! Better start crankin' out those $5 blowjobs because your fans are gettin' antsy!
Do you remember when Tila was questioned by all those "nasty haters" about why she would launch her blog on April 1st? I specifically remember her getting a bit cocky, implicating that we would all look stupid once she actually DID launch it when we were all "hating" on her and her lies. Let me see if I can ... hang on ... digging ...
Ah, there it is! Tila never disappoints me when it comes to proving me right. She even replied to someone asking why she picked April 1st. You know, assuming everyone would think it was a big fat April Fools joke and all:
Then later that evening Tila gets on saynow to break the heart-wrenching news that *gasp* she won't be launching her blog on April 1st after all. She never mentions that it's an April Fools joke mind you, she just mentioned that due to the extremely high bookings of celebrity interviews they had to push the date back by TWO days (which would have been April 3rd for those idiots that can't count). Notice that she mentions the "green screen" twice, at least. You can tell she's never even made it small time or else she wouldn't be so fuckin' ecstatic over a $50 piece of material that people call "green screen". There is nothing elite or special about a green screen mind you. I have at least 15 friends that have one. It's nothing special, it's actually a necessity in todays photography and videography industry.
Tonight, in the wee hours of the night, she posts this outrageously over-the-top psycho-drug-induced video in front of her said "green screen" that she's so damn proud of.
After posting her video she was SO proud of it that she had to go on twitter bragging about her mad l33t robot skillz and to pow boom bish rah rah rah piggy perez blah blah blah as usual:
I'd also like to back track just a bit. Just four days ago Tila was promising fans that her blog would be released THIS week. Well Tila, I don't know how long scum of the earth weeks last but to us humans you're about to let down your fans yet AGAIN unless you come up with something by the end of the day and we all know that it's Saturday meaning that you stayed up all night getting your beef curtains washed and pressed while gnawin' on beef jerky laced with meth so you won't be doing jack shit today.
So which is it Tila? I mean, here's soooo many different dates we can't keep count! Better start crankin' out those $5 blowjobs because your fans are gettin' antsy!
Labels:
april fools,
blog,
blowjobs,
fans,
lies,
Tila letting down her fans,
video,
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