This is a follow-up to this post.  Read it, if you haven't.  Since that post is a few days old and a little pushed down, I decided to make a new entry so you wouldn't miss this hilarious update.

Here's a little backstory.  So Nick B. (I believe that's his name) at CelebSlam.com called Tila a Saigon Whore.  She got offended, called him a "racist" and a "sexist."  So the he said:

I'd like to personally apologize to each and every one of them for using the term "cheap Saigon whore" -- "cheap Ho Chi Minh whore" would have been more appropriate, considering that Saigon was renamed Ho Chi Minh City after it fell to the communist North Vietnamese Army (NVA) in 1975. Again, apologies. Having a B.A. in History from one of the best schools in the country, this is especially embarrassing for me.

Then Tila tweeted that he publicly apologized, thanks to the Tila Army emailing him and calling him out.

No joke.

EDIT 
People want me to include this part, too:

I like how she seems real concerned there for a minute...then drops it with "whatever" and goes about her merry, whore way.

Anyway, now we're up to speed.  Tila posted a blog, calling him her "hero of the week" for publicly apologizing.  Since I'd rather shit twice in my own shoes and wear them around town, I'm not going to her fail blog and taking screencaps of it.  CelebSlam has done that for me, so I present to you, their response to Tila's blog:




I'm really surprised she didn't figure out (read: someone told her) that he wasn't apologizing.  So she still thinks he is, and that just KILLS me.  Honestly, I think she has that little respect for her Tila Army.  She knows they aren't smart enough to go read it themselves, so if she says he apologized, then GODDAMMIT it must be so!  And sadly, I've yet to see any of them even attempt to clue her in.  No one has even bothered to whisper to her "Tila, sweetie, you look kind of stupid here and the haters are having a field day with it." Nevermind, I see in the comments of her fail blog that Super Stalker Extraordinaire BeyondBettyJean tried to explain it to her, to no avail.  BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT FACELESS CUSTOMERS TO HER.  And you're too stupid to see that.

That just makes me sick to my stomach.

If you haven't yet, head on over to CelebSlam and tell him how awesome he is.

Apparently, yes.

So on the 3rd, Celebslam.com wrote this post.  It's about Tila and her lambo.  You can see the part that really grinds Tila's gears:

LOL, Saigon Whore.  Ouch.  But hey, it's nothing worse than we've ever said here, and she pretty much is a Saigon Whore.  I mean, she banks on oversexualized images of herself as an Asian.  That's the image she sells.  That's the glove that fits her.  So wtf is her problem? 

Of course, she tries to pull the race card.  Honey, you can't pull the race card when it's part of your image.  I dunno.  I mean, I guess I can see how it's a little racist...but I feel like the perception she puts out there is racist, so you can't really bitch when someone calls you out on it.  In any case, Tila FLIPPED HER SHIT:



You know, I didn't even read that, I'm not going to lie.  You can just read the title, skim the bold stuff, and there you go.

So how does CelebSlam respond?  Why, in the funniest goddamn way EVER.

You can read the full post here.  It includes emails from the Tila Army, and they're goddamn hilarious.

So he obviously doesn't apologize.  A fucking chimp could see that and understand that he's STILL insulting her.  So, by that logic, Tila is dumber than a chimp.  Check out these tweets from the mental midget herself:


No he didn't.  No, he absolutely didn't.  You fucking moron.


This is my favorite one.  As an adult?  Really, as an adult, she'd like to tell you she CAN'T FUCKING READ and is so far up her own ass that she's completely confused an insult for an apology because it contained the word "apologize."  Adults understand sarcasm, Tila.  Just sayin'.


And now she's saying she's going to write a blog about him.  There are more tweets, so check them out if you want.  I can't wait for her blog.  I bet she figures out before then that he was being a smart ass...well really, I bet someone tells her.  Then she'll pretend she knew ALL ALONG and go "innn" again.

This binge is turning out to be pretty sweet, you guys.  I wonder how it'll end?