I've got a mix of thoughts today kiddies, so we're entitling this post Hodge Podge. It'll be all over the place but my points are short, so feel free to pick and choose what you'd like to ponder. We'll start with the somewhat connection/argument about the restraining order.

We've already poked the fun at the 10 yards aspect, but in the midst of comments, I'd like to clarify a few things by comparison to another douche that was also around Tila. Raz B. In case you haven't heard, Marques Houston successfully filed an RO against him. There's again, too much drama for this mama to cover all the angles, but suffice it to say - Houston felt his life was threatened. Now, here's the fun part - Tila also claimed this against Garry. I have copies of both orders filed and some even argued that Tila was granted the RO so therefore she didn't have to pay. I present for you a comparison of the RO's. What makes this interesting is there's somewhat of a similar thread in that they knew each other, had some history, had some really psycho stuff claimed from both sides and someone felt creeped out enough to go file. Difference? You emailed, tweeted and/or PMed me how I might know what Tila did or didn't bring up during RO being issued. I could tell you all day that not only was she given 10 yards so it basically protected her physical being but not really anything of consequence, but she had to pay for it. Well, here's your proof - so to speak - about a truly threatening situation with proof and Tila's claims and the judge doing what he had to to get her to go away. (Both copies were available via Radar Online.)

Now, here are the orders, side by side. Notice the difference in yardage. Tila asked for and was denied 100 yards from the man she "claims" on the internet (but apparently not to the judge - curious no?) attempted to kill her. Houston's claim is that Raz B threatened. See the difference in severity? If reasonable information was provided, or even a slight remote bit of proof as Houston showed, Tila would have been given the full 100 yds.

The other glaring point is the filing fee. More often than not, people without proof or people who threaten lawsuits often are required to pay the filing fees upfront. Those with real issues are not required as the judge deems it necessary for safety. 'Ello - what's this?
Tila had to pay the fees to file. Houston did not. What makes that important is the judge not only felt she wasn't in enough danger to warrant a regular, run-of-the-mill RO, but made Tila pay for it. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's logiiiiiiiiiiiiiistics. (Sorry, couldn't get that out of my head and you kinda need logical thinking - aw hell, you know where I was going. :D )

What did Tila's lawyer, Alan Gutman say when Garry first filed on Tila? Well, it's quite ironic:

"Mr. Sun's filing shows that anyone can file anything in a courthouse. He will undoubtedly be held accountable by appropriate authorities for making these false allegations."

FYI, as far as I could find, not a single "authority" has charged or investigated Garry for anything. (This does not mean he hasn't, but given both people's propensity to blab....)

Next topic!
Garry's Radio Interview - while it makes for some damn good fodder for us, some insight, whatever you want to call it, Garry is beginning to leech onto the famewhoring himself. He has a strong case for a counter suit, but when you go to far... you help her. Do I think Garry should defend himself? Yes - at the right place and right time, say.... in court. But since I only care about lolz around Tila, speak away my dear, we're enjoying it! All that could come out of it, is the judge laughs and tosses them both - as it stood and I noted in a prior post of mine, Garry had a case to win. I don't believe that is the case any longer.

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Tila buying another mansion - I've covered the failed logics in which one would not only buy Raz B a mansion, but herself a mansion, then move again a few months later, one thing dawned on me earlier today while wafting in self pity that my ice cream melted. If one had planned on a trip for months to go out of the country, hell the continent, why would you set a closing date for the times you were "supposed" to be away? Curious no?

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Where's Rob, the New Zealander (I get that right Pix? :) ) Where's the Texas Twinz? Where is that hot girl group that "won" a singing show (Gah, the name of the group escapes me for all to hell!)? Where's that hot football star you represented? Where's that hot model you stole from Ford? We were supposed to see them by now!

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Where's the iPhone app? Why did your dating site die after less than 6 months active? Why did your clothing line you bragged about die after a year? Where's the comic book?

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By now, if we counted all of Tila's pregnancies and stories, in the last year, she would have 4 children, 4 more adopted (with one being Ava Johnson) and twins on the way next month. Most of them named Jayden. Most of them with 5 different baby daddies. In fact, where's the bills Tila promised her fans (and haters alike) from her medical visits, her miscarriage and her IVF?

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We are approaching a year out from TamponGate. Will Tila mark the anniversary by shooting a tampon out of her twat in two weeks?

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What happened to "my blog won't be about celeb stories anymore but more about ME ME ME!"? It's still an RSS feed of other stories, and quite frankly the most boring ones. All the "exclusives" that any other rag had the slightest interest in were sold to other outlets. Way to treat your fans to "you you you". You sold off all the stories AND copies of documents, instead of driving traffic to your site. Is that because you know it's failed so hard that if you didn't put it up there, no one would see it? Sorta like that tree falls in the forest scenario?

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What happened to Tila raving over being with Kid Rock? We knew you wouldn't admit to being with an impersonator! Were you so drunk and coked out that you couldn't tell the difference? What about Franco?

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Where's the lawsuit against ICP and the Gathering organizers? The lawsuit against Raz? Casa? Numerous blogs? In fact, where is ANY lawsuit?

Final thought:
As we enter the holiday season, expect more from her. We haven't seen the end of this paparazzo/Tila battle on the internets. It'll be tossed out of court, but she'll cry she won, then open her mouth. Prepare your screencaps kids. She did the same thing when she was ordered to keep her cum trap shut and didn't and tried to delete it faster than she typed it. As it winds down from all the fun over the next few weeks and the court case is heard, she'll be crying for more attention. Maybe I should open a pool up about what day she'll tweet how lonely she is and "this time last year, I was with my wifey" for sympathy from her mentally deranged teenage bottom dwellers.