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Friday, May 21

postheadericon Dear Diary, Tila takes a hostage!!

9:10 AM | Posted by Anonymous

First off, let me just start this post off with....

Curious and Curiouser....
Now...Moving right along.

Last night, the porn muppet decided she would reveal to the world, what it looks like when a guy is basically blowing you off blushing bashfully.

Really, you just have to watch the video to see how into the dirty bitch he is. My personal favorite is where she's desperately clutching onto him like he's the last cheeseburger before a nuclear war.



Now come on guys, clearly you can see how he's tripping over himself to get the hell away from her in her crusty pants.

And honestly, how could this mug not turn the masses into stone on?



While I'm being completely honest (that's how I do fuckers)...I feel the urge to say that this bitches face is scarier than Medusa's...and that broad had snakes coming out of her skull....FUCKIN' SNAKES!!!!

Tila goes on to claim how they swapped numbers, but then immediately asks her army of tweens and perverts whether or not homie is married and/or dating anyone....



UPDATE: Hey Tila, just a heads up...it seems Mark Salling already is dating someone else---his talented & beautiful co-star Naya Rivera. **Special thanks to Peter for the 411...**

I also really enjoy the part where she doesn't know who he is...and if I could, I'd mushroom stamp the ho for even USING the name Leonardo DiCaprio...I've stabbed people I like more, for less....

Here's the gremlin and her latest victim. I suggest that Mr. Glee take himself home and dip himself in bleach and iodine...QUICKLY!!!



Ah the epitome of class.


P.S.- Here's the entire blog entry to spare you from having to go to the dirty leprechauns blog. Why? Because I heart you bitches.



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