Showing posts with label publicity stunt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label publicity stunt. Show all posts
Monday, August 16

postheadericon PR stunt for sure!

6:51 AM | Posted by HottyRotty

I'm sooo sick of hearing people whining about "violence against women".  First of all, you are the same fuckers who have done nothing but talk about what a fuck up TT is and how you'd love to see the headlines of her being found in a dumpster.  So don't get all up on your fuckin' pedestal acting like you give a fuck!!  You see friends, words aren't JUST WORDS now are they?  You like to talk the shit but if something REALLY happens you get all frightened and fragile.  Fuckin' please ...  Second of all, this bitch is nowhere NEAR woman .. nearly fuckin' human.  And all of a sudden you fuckers forget that she all but congratulated Chris Brown for beatin' on Rhianna.  I recall her saying "She deserved it".  Really!?!?!?  She wanted to play with the big boys ... thinkin' she was all "hard" and shit.  And then turning around and actin' like a fuckin' victim. This all went EXACTLY the way she wanted it to.  She was taunting the fuckin' crowd.  Who in the FUCK takes off their shirt when shit doesn't go their way!?!?  Oh that's right "Tila Scarface Tequila" .. that's who!!!  Since she's only used to "performing" in strip clubs I guess this USUALLY works for her.  Not this time sweetheart!!!

Truth be known, I'm against ANY sort of violence.  Fuck if you're a "woman" or not.  You bitches whine and cry over Tila fuckin' Tequila but do you give a fuck about the kids overseas DYING for absolutely NO reason in a fucked up war right now?  That's what I thought.  Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down you media thirsty fuck ups.

If any of you bitches had a fuckin' brain you'd have realized already that this shit IS a PUBLICITY STUNT for her upcoming porn flick.  And if you HAVEN'T figured that out already then you're just as fuckin' stupid as she wants you to be. 

You see idiots, this seems to be a common practice at the Gathering.  Don't believe me?  Well, I didn't figure you would so I put together a little somethin' for ya...


Tila was warned by her fans and even others that were concerned for her going to the GOTJ.  She KNEW this would be a great publicity stunt for her.  With her up and coming role in a XXX hardcore lesbian porn flick Tila needs to get back into headlines, so that people will buy her porn.  I mean, for years no one has had to pay for jack shit since she opens her legs all over the internet for children and child creepers for FREE on her "Hotspot".  So she has to rally the troops to be interested in her yet again ... once again, to try and gain profit off of them.

This sort of thing happens at events as fuckin' mild mannered as a Justin fuckin' Bieber concert!!!


Yes kids, that's right!  A 16 year old kid gets knocked in the fuckin' head with a water bottle and brushes it off, finishing his performance.  A Justin' Bieber concert.  What's so "violent" about a kids show?  Those marching for "women's rights" because Tila POSSIBLY got hit with a plastic water bottle need to jump on this one too!  He's a minor, no!?!?!?

*rolls eyes*

And come the fuck on guys.  This is NOT the first time this cunt has CREATED and/or EMBELLISHED injuries for media publication.  She just tried shit with the whole fuckin' "Jane attacked me ... with theater makeup" "It was all a joke, theatrics like Lady GaGa" "I have issues that I'm getting professional help for" "Garry Sun cut me" act like what a month or so ago!!!  That shit didn't work for her so she found another way to try and get some fuckin' exposure.

I can't believe ANYONE, including TMZ, could or would fall for this.  All she does is make people look fuckin' stupid when they believe in her....isn't that right Garry!?!?


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Wednesday, June 16

postheadericon Anything for Attention

6:03 AM | Posted by HottyRotty

Photos:  Wenn.com

Her publicity stunt worked!  She actually got a "real" article written up about her.  It only took her faking a suicide attempt to get it!  Good job psycho!

Source:  OK!  Magazine

THIS is the kind of publicity she wants?  I mean, I know she's going on with this hocus pocus devil shit but honey it looks like you've sold everything, soul and brain cells, to the devil to even BEGIN to think people think ANYTHING of you except what we constantly say.  The best thing for you to do is to crawl up in a hole and die somewhere.  Maybe even do it up all fancy and stuff.  Hang yourself by your pearls on Ustream?  Anything for Attention ... right?


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Tuesday, May 25

postheadericon Could Tila have taken us for a ride?

10:01 PM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson


So, Rotty and I were having a jelis girlz hater day today, you know we did each other’s makeup, had a little nakey time and got to talking about Tila (that’s the way it happens, right?). I was just showing Rotty a big poo I did. It really was a stupendous work, it’s been in the making for several days and I was quite proud of the length and girth. It was right about that time when Rotty hit her palm to her forehead and said, ‘that reminds me, I wanted to talk to you about Tila’. 

Now, when you get two hot chicks together, such as Rotty and myself, you get one of two outcomes: either a red-hot lesbo makeout session or the melding of two inferior girl brains into one gigantic mega Stephan Hawking brain, oh wait, I forgot the third option, you get asked if you want fries with that. Ok, let’s shelf that idea. What you really get is too fantastical brains thinking EXACTLY like Tila would think. It’s all kinds of awesome possum. Notice I’m even doing the Tila gimmick of the slow set up to take you to the POW big reveal? Cool, huh? Wanna see my boobies?

This is all supposition, and I’m sure there’s absolutely NO truth in any of this, but bear with me.
If you were an attention hungry slut on the verge of losing your empire which consists of nothing more than paint slapped on a bunch of empty cereal boxes, would you be desperate enough to send TMZ some ‘exclusive’ info, on the down-low of course (thanks for that little TMZ check for insiders info, btw), that you were going to be on Celebrity Rehab, knowing that the show will probably not go into production? Well, Fatty, that’s silly, you say, what’s the use of that, and why can’t you and Rotty do something more productive with your time? Well, the use of that is that then you have your reality show that you’ve been blathering about forever, and you have the demise of that show made public. That takes care of one lie. You also get a credible source saying they heard you were on the show, that takes care of you self-promoting knowing no one will believe you if you broke the story yourself. Then you have TMZ basically giving you free PR to your wretched blog, that give you the million views you still haven’t attained.

This is where it gets diabolical. Cue the music…then you start peppering your stupid celeb blog with half naked photos of yourself and other hot women. This gives your new-found viewers something to come back for. This is a perfect way for you to become a celeb and have a following again.

But Fatty, you hot hunk of burning woman love, how can you prove this? Well, dear readers, I can’t prove it, that’s why it’s called supposition, but I did make some phone calls, and though I can’t reveal the deets of those calls at this time, it leads me to believe that this scenario is entirely plausible. Just ask yourself, with a show like Celeb Rehab supposedly filming in a week or so, why haven’t any other celebs been revealed? I guarantee you, the production company is not leaking any names. Pasadena Recovery Center will not talk about who is on either. So, how does only one name get leaked? That’s easy, you leak it yourself, and if there’s really no show going down, you’re kind of in the clear because no one from either facility (the recovery center or the production company) can deny your claims because of the strict confidentiality clauses.
But why, Fatty, WHY? (damn, you people ask a lot of questions!). Well, with her career in the toilet (whatever career that may have been), with no record label that anyone has ever heard of (what happened to that whole renamed-a-symbol thing) with a fake charity that’s "expanding", with a talent management company that has had no talent, with a celebrity blog that is a self-serving publicity stunt, with a dog no one has seen for months, all of a sudden going out on photo shoots, well, you can see where desperation would take over. This could be Tila’s idea of creative marketing (note to powerful-attornies-of-which-I-have: I said ‘could be’, not ‘is’. Just want to make that clear when you send me the cease and desist.)

So, we shall see. Of course, if I’m proved right, we may find a big J/K OMG JELIS HATERS ARE SO STUPID headline on her blog, telling everyone it was all a big joke. If I’m proved wrong, we have a 9:00 meeting with a train wreck this summer.


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