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Tuesday, July 20
Saturday Morning Cartoons!!!
11:39 AM | 
Posted by
HottyRotty
It seems that there is a bit of confusion about this post. Being the bitch I am, I don't understand HOW there is any confusion if you take the time to READ the pink highlighted areas. However, since you guys are confused as fuck (stop snorting Ambien you psychos) I'll explain. You see, Nikky Raney pissed me the fuck off and now I'm showing her why you don't talk shit about me. Plain and simple. I have a lot of people coming to me asking "what happened" so I decided to update the original post since some people don't even know who the fuck she is. If you have anymore questions then go back to grade school and learn to read. And I mean that with every ounce of love I have left in my heartless body!!! <3
ORIGINAL POST: 6/12/10 7:01AM
Well, not really. But I always included "Saved By the Bell" in the Saturday Morning Cartoons category so whatever! Have we mentioned how much we love the Rotspot fans? We really do! Especially when they make fun of TT like this:
Source: Zennie62
Nikky Raney is a journalist who is helping in the fight against stupidity aka Tila "the trainwreck" Tequila.
SCRATCH THAT!!
UPDATE (7/20/10):
I thought the video was amusing but I would take it down. I understand that you are 20 and have good intentions(entertainment purposes)but the video may come back to haunt you.It is not worth it.Oh this is ALL TOO TRUE. This was posted by one of the readers back when the video was first released. Nikky has since pulled it down due to all of the scrutiny. Her e-feelings get hurt real bad and she runs off crying that people are being mean to her and she's going to sue them. (Sound familiar!?!?!?!?)
It appears that "Nikky Raney" has now joined Team Tila. Yes fans it's true ... Tila emailed Nikky so now Nikky is all starstruck with the z list nobody. You see, Nikky isn't intelligent enough to get a REAL interview with anyone in her "hunt to be a journalist" career so since Tila gave her the time of day she's all over her warty va-jay-jay!!! Hence we want nothing to do with this bottom dweller. When just a week or so ago she was wanting to "kill her now"...
Nikky barely had 200 followers when BEGGING Rotspot to help her out with exposure. She even tried to entice ol' Rotty by claiming she was on TMZ's blogroll. Being as though she dislikes TMZ but she can't PUBLICLY announce that being as though she's "on their blogroll". Let me explain something, SHE isn't on it - the old dude who has a boner for her who "hired" her as a "writer" is on it. And honestly, it doesn't take much to get on it. Tila herself was even on it at one point. *yawn*
This all came down when Nikky claimed that the Rotspot isn't credible. At the same time we noticed that SHE was and still is taking credit for US breaking the 'arm meet' story.
Oh, and for the record ... for weeks I've been sick as hell of Nikky whining and crying about Tila calling her "fat". I love how she pretends she's 100 lbs and has no jello on her. To clear things up, I do not think Nikky is "fat" but I also do not think she is "thin" either. And CERTAINLY not 115lbs as she claims. I also don't think her body is "perfect" by ANY MEANS. Bitch needs to get to the gym if she's so fuckin' obsessed about being "fat". Not walking to the corner store with "daddy to buy a chocolate bar". Yes, that was a real tweet. Who cares right? I don't care if she's 500 lbs ... that is ... unless you fuck w/me. And THEN I'm going to be childish and use it against you like anyone else would, right? I've been sick of her for a little while, even still trying to be nice to her when she'd constantly DM my writers begging for us to dedicate a post to her weeks ago.
Can you teach us how to jiggle our fat by doin' that awesome "ranedance" that you do chubby? Just sayin'...
It also appears that miss Raney is telling several people in DM's that she relates to Tila being as though she ALSO has D.I.D. and that she's bi-polar. And all this time I was chalkin' it up to her being an immature celebrity wannabe.
Anyhow, you wanted an "explosive post about you" darlin' well here it is :) Enjoy it!!!
Thursday, June 17
Hot Ass Messes of the Week
10:05 AM |
Posted by
Anonymous
As we all know, Tila INSISTS that any press is good press. Okay, sure. I don't necessarily agree with that, but whatever. Whatever it takes to keep your name out there, right, Tila?
So let's see how Tila's name is out there. There's this kid, Kingsley, and this kid makes these hilarious videos for YouTube. The other day my homegirl Kat linked me to this one. Let's watch and LOL together!
I think this sums up how we feel about her suicide hoax pretty nicely. In fact, aside from her half-wit, barely literate Army of Morons, I'd say this sums up how the majority of the population feels.
Here's the link to the video on YouTube, in case you want to see Kinglsey's other videos or leave him a comment telling him how much you lolled.
Wednesday, June 16
Anything for Attention
6:03 AM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
Photos: Wenn.com
Her publicity stunt worked! She actually got a "real" article written up about her. It only took her faking a suicide attempt to get it! Good job psycho!
Source: OK! Magazine
THIS is the kind of publicity she wants? I mean, I know she's going on with this hocus pocus devil shit but honey it looks like you've sold everything, soul and brain cells, to the devil to even BEGIN to think people think ANYTHING of you except what we constantly say. The best thing for you to do is to crawl up in a hole and die somewhere. Maybe even do it up all fancy and stuff. Hang yourself by your pearls on Ustream? Anything for Attention ... right?
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Video killed the OMG Star!
5:04 AM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
Strap on your lingerie and jump on the bandwagon! Yummy! *smacks lips*
Last night midget mongrel decided to post a few photos with what appears to be old scraches on her arms, a bruise on her leg, and a dog piss stain on the carpet. Not to mention the array of trash and random shit laying all over the counters, floors, bed. Sounds just like a millionairess palace doesn't it?
So it appears that Tila finally woke up from her ambien stupor, slicked her greasy hair back into some pigtails and realized that in this century people are starting to "vlog". And I mean, she is/was a paid cam girl so what better way to bring in the numbers baby? Like I've said a million times already, the only thing she knows how to do is look like a skank and make "sex noises" while smackin' her meth mouth to get attention. Hey, if it works right? I mean who cares that 12 year olds aspire to be like that, right? Fuck the haters! Speaking of haters, I love how Tila uses other peoples ideas to try and promote herself. Nikky Raney recently vlog'd a parody of Tila which is obviously why Tila had to put this little bullshit "Dear Diary" post up today....and for hits. Can't forget those hits.
Oh and we can't forget the curtains made out of bedsheets that she claims she tied up with her panties because she was too short to reach the curtain rods? Didn't she claim to have paid $30k for interior designers to do everything the way she'd asked? I don't know, beats the hell outta me too. I think she just had to say "my panties" to rile up the Tila Army!
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Tuesday, June 15
GUEST POST: Addressing Tila's "Open Letter"
7:28 AM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
Tila’s claims of how angelic she is, while bashing the
haters has taken an ironic turn as she blogged about a “hater” in Iowa. Of course, it starts with
“bumfuck Iowa” – if
you’ve been to Iowa – it all is bumfuck.
Not
knocking Iowa, I come from nearly the border of Iowa in
Missouri. In fact, some people prefer
not to live in cesspools like Hollywood.
Just
because we don’t care to pack 19844 people into a 20 story
apartment complex doesn’t mean anything except we like (and can afford)
space. That said, living in a building
with sex offenders… I wasn’t aware that any one person had the ability
to kick
people out at will when you don’t own a building. Anything wrong with
apartments? Not at all.
Unless
you consider the irony that Tila herself lives in an apartment,
while bashing someone living in an apartment.
Let’s break down her stupidity, shall we?
“I Address The Haters, that Underestimate Us, then Ride Up On Em Like Escalators”
I admit it.
I do underestimate you – just when I thought
you couldn’t get any dumber or childish – you fake suicide, fake arm
scratches
then cry about it. Then tell people not
to worry. Then get busted by the
cops. I just can’t wait for the next
circus to catch you again. When your
life *might* (I say might because we did not believe you, and we were
right,
but hey, we’ll take the 1% chance) be in danger, the dumbass army begged
you to
Tweet you were okay. Except it was us jellis
haterz who sprung into action,
calling the police and recovery centers to get to you, to make sure you
were
alright. Gee Tila (obligatory wave and a
flipping the bird, fuck you), it was us who did that – not your dumbass
army,
who not only acted like they were worried, but defended your actions of
wasting
police reports and bandwidth that could have been used much better – say
by
showing some idiot in China an lolcat.
At least that would have been amusing.
As for us being like escalators – thanks for the compliment. I do have multiple heights I climb effortlessly,
and always end up on top. You however,
are a nasty piece of gum, stuck to a pipe cover in the floor of a club
that
caters to skanks, sluts and all around tunnel puss-rats.
“Look Up In The Sky, It's a Bird, It's a Plane / Hell Nah, It's "SuperWonder Tila" Runnin' Game”
Runnin’ Game eh? So you admit that you are lying to everyone
for your little game? I get it. Funny.
Really funny. (insert John
Travolta Grease laugh here… ah ha ah ha ha ha.)
“There is something that has to be said, about people, or a certain group of individuals, that have dedicated their lives to terrorize others, or to spew hatred, or some of the wickedest evilest things I have ever seen wished on a human being.”
Yes there is. It’s called Tila and her army. Tila
has spouted hatred and death threats
against the Johnsons, Hiltons, Bijou Phillips, Lohan, Perez and her
haters, to
name a few. She has, if you will,
stooped to “our level” by calling out a hater.
Because you know –it’s like it’s so nice and sunshiny to go on
about one
of her haters for several paragraphs, because she tries to say “with all
due
respect” first. I’ve seen Tila threaten
to “cut a bitch” (maybe she meant herself?), and with the irony in this
very
post, seen her bash on a “hater”. Hey
Tila, I’m a married mother of 2, soon to be 3 – with my own business,
working
on a college degree, own my house, two cars, two dogs and an IQ of 148. I qualified for MENSA before I realized how
stuck up and hoity toity the people are, that they need a club (Tila
army
much?) to praise how great they are. I
have a sex offender on my street, because the city could care less, as
long as
he doesn’t live next to a school. Maybe
it’s cool to do a lynch mob to get people to move, but in reality – 85%
of
people living in a suburban setting live within 8 blocks of a sex
offender. In fact, based on the address you are
living
at, you have not only several within spitting distance, but 17 within 5
miles. Does that define you? By
your logic, I suppose you are the nasty
skank because you live close to one? Of
course, we all know that’s not the defining reason Tila is a skank – she
is
because she’s had so much jizz inside her, the sperm bank called for a
loan.
“There is something to be said about this new world we’re living in, where people feel that since they have anonymity behind a computer keyboard, that they can let out all of their life’s angers and frustrations on complete strangers, celebrity or otherwise.”
You know, Mr. Google told
you who we
all were. We are shaking so hard that
you know who we are.. wait – you said anonymity? So
you are saying you don’t know who we are?
Did
Mr. Google not like his blowjob or did your knees finally blow out
before he
finished and you didn’t get our names?
“There is something to be said about people who wish sssoooo bad to gain fame, that they do so by defaming my name.. In hopes I might mention their retarded blog that is nothing but knock-offs of mine. Or hoping I might mention their names or their twitter pages, so they can finally get their precious 42 followers.”
I, like most of the
jellis haterz,
have no desire for fame. We aren’t
defaming your name, you are – and it’s not even your real name. Irony defined here kids. Take
notes – “knockoff blog” – except Tila
has the exact same tags, exact same colors, exact same slogan as Perez,
and
STILL cannot get advertisers. Don’t be
jealous that the Rot Spot beats out your blog – YOU provide our
material. We just report it. And
guess what? We have exclusives! How’s
the Onion treating ya?
“There is something to be said about those who lack their own ambitions and goals, only to make their ambitions and goals to take down others.”
I have plenty of
ambitions and
goals, but we’ll not delve into that here.
What I will say, is that my other goal IS to take Tila down. You see, when a nasty skank ho like Tila (who
by the way, knows the blog is retarded apparently, even though she
claims to
never see it, or read what haters say, and is also supposed to be
receiving
that lolsuit any day now, I digress…) when a nasty skank ho like Tila
makes fun
of rape, and you’ve been raped – it pisses you off. When
you spend 4 years battling severe
endometriosis, suffer 5 real miscarriages and she makes a joke of it –
it
pisses you off. When her worst story of
childhood is having to work in a flea market and you’ve seen more
horrors than
any other human should – it pisses you off.
And now that you’ve made fun of people with Dissociative Identity
Disorder – DID - (even though Tila likes to say Multiple Personality..
they do
not use that term any longer), fake cut yourself and trash your own
place – it
pisses people off who have seriously blacked out and done things they
don’t
know about. It pisses off people who
know people who have committed suicide or have tried to.
It’s not funny. None of that shit should
EVER be used to
create press or attention for any reason whatsoever. When
you do – it pisses people off.
“Well, for all those people, since you don’t seem to know how the Soul, the Mind, and the Body works, let Mama T teach you children a little something… Now gather around boys and girls, it’s time for Kindergarten, since your parents clearly did not give you the necessary tools you need to better our world.”
Since you have shamed
your parents
so badly they refuse to have anything to do with you or care if you die,
I
really don’t think now is the time to try and play teacher of manners. Or did you want to show people how to rape a
guy, eat pizza and tweet at the same time?
Cause let me tell you something sweetie – I have great sex and
when you
have great sex – nothing else crosses your brain except your eyeballs. I’m sorry you are that bad at having sex, and
that you are not good enough that you can’t even wake up a sleeping man
with
that tunnel you call a cooch – but normal people, yeah.. we have good
sex and
once we get started, our hands are on each other (because all hands,
fingers
and mouths are in use if you do it right) and my cooch ain’t so loose
that my
man doesn’t wake up if I sit on him as if there is nothing there.
“Ya see, your soul is just like your body. If you eat double cheeseburgers every day, eventually, your heart will be attacked. There is no way around it. And in the same token, if you keep spewing out venom, from your mind, your thoughts and your words… Your soul too will be attacked.”
So THAT’S how you got to
be
souless!!! I was wondering about
that. I suppose experience does give her
a few points up to teach this to us. I
mean, her soul is so “attacked” it looks like Baghdad circa 2003. Some theories for DID (mind you, not a
doctor, just presenting thoughts) are that people feel so extreme in
their
normal reality, these additional people manifest to deal with situations
that
the main persona cannot handle. Think
Me, Myself and Irene without the dead cow, funny one liners or the
albino. The giant dong is still there though. If we follow this theory – Jane manifested to
kill Tila. So it’s really Tila that
wanted to commit suicide, but Jane manifested because Tila didn’t have
the guts
to do something Tila herself wants to do.
“In other words, all this evil that surrounds these people, guess what… They are the ones who will lose. Because Mama T is still here!! And they are still nobody.”
One remark to this. It doesn’t matter if I’m famous in Hollywood,
my children and husband think I’m a great somebody and THAT is all that
matters
in this world is family - you have none to care for you.
“As a matter of fact, you are somebody. You live in Bumfu*k Iowa, and you live in apartment buildings with registered sex offenders. You collect welfare checks and food stamps, so you can open up web pages designed to defame fair maidens. Yes, I know who you are. My people are already watching you and they know your every moves. They know who you’re talking to, they know what you say. And when the time is right, you will pay for your actions, for your terror, for your stalking of my life. This is beyond normal. This is a sign of the times we are living in, and I am afraid for our future if this is the product our children are becoming.”
You are about 2 minutes
older than
me Tila. Don’t be jealous that you haven’t
had your money machine of a child off someone famous to sit around and
collect
welfare (welfare isn’t always from the government). For
someone who has to wait around to go to
FREE rehab because she’s flat ass broke – I really don’t think you
should be
talking about anyone taking handouts.
I’m picking my nose and flinging boogers at you – can you see
that
dearie? Come on, tell me – what did I
say on June 4th, 2010 and who did I say it to?
If you are so on to us – you’ll be able to
say it right away! It’s even sadder that
people like you could possibly have a product of a child.
By the way, our children are not
products. We don’t sit on assembly
lines, getting porked on one end, being fingered by doctors as we go
down the
line to pop out something at the end.
You see, since no guy in their right mind will have a child with
you,
you don’t understand that. It takes
blood, sweat, tears, worry, love, care – things you will never
understand to
raise a child. It’s “products” like you
that corrupt them, making fun of rape and miscarriage – making false
claims of
DID and fake cuts on your arm to get pity.
You know how much easier it would be to raise children if we
didn’t have
to explain why cunts like you exist? It
would be so much nicer not to have to explain to them that some people
are just
that stupid, to pull the stunts you do and to direct them that it’s no
way to
live. That lying is plain stupid and
never gets you anywhere. The thing is,
with sluts and skanks – there are enough that even if we eradicate or
reform
one, another will be in your place. When
you fade away in the next year or two, and my son will never have heard
of you,
when he’s a teenager – there’s another one, doing famewhore stunts and I
will
be the one to tell him to RUN RUN RUN FAR FAR AWAY FROM PSYCHO
BITCHES!!! He’ll ask how I know, and I’ll tell
him… if
you knew Tila, and saw the things she did on a daily basis – then you
know what
gutter sluts look like. So I guess I
could say thank you, for giving me experience on the exact kind of women
I want
my boys to not only stay away from, but RUN FAR FAR AWAY, screaming down
the
street away from any one like you. As a
mother – you should feel really nasty and ashamed that there are women
who will
tell their sons to stay away from girls like you. No
guy wants to bring you home to Mama. As a REAL
Mama – I’d be have a Madea slap fit
if my son brought home trash like you.
And if a woman like you walked through my door, I’d make him
throw a
trash bag over your head and take you to the curb because that’s where
women
like you belong.
“Your mama would be proud.”
My mama is proud. I left a man who put his hands on me when I
was pregnant with my first child, worked as a waitress at a fast food
joint,
went back to work 2 weeks after giving birth, was on WIC and I made my
own way
to get off WIC and Medicaid. I worked
for everything I have. It wasn’t always
easy, and it wasn’t always cheap, but I never had to hide in shame from
my
family like some gutterslut famewhores I know.
Being on welfare and food stamps in this economy isn’t exactly
taboo. Millions upon millions joined in
the last 3 years – people who thought their lives were made just 5 years
ago. While at the WIC office, yeah I saw
morons with their kids wearing Gucci, diamonds and driving down in an
Escalade. I showed up for my WIC checks
in a 1994 Mercury Wagon. But I bought
that car on my own. I made my way for my
kids. And that’s certainly nothing you
are going to make me feel ashamed of or for.
“So anyhow, keep spewing forth your venom. And you will find yourself even less happy in life than you already are. Just watch. Cause in the end, I’m not the one that’s going to lose. No, No, No… I’m definitely not one that’s going to lose. The Proof is in the pudding. Where am I? And where are they? They’re just upset that they’re stuck in their dead end jobs (if they even have one) and that I am a woman of ambitions, goals, and achievement. Yes, every goal I have set for myself in life, I have achieved, and there are many more to come.”
You’ve already lost babe. You’ve lost your friends, your family, and
respect of fans who have become flabbergasted over your little stunts. You have a whopping 4 people in your little
army ready to defend you. I have more
than that living in my house! Where are
you? I’d say standing on the corner of
Skank Street and Slut Drive, whoring yourself out any way you can. Where am I?
In a loving marriage (6 years next month), wonderful kids,
beautiful
dogs, a 52” flat screen LCD, running my own business, working on my
degree
standing on Up and Coming St. and Happy Road.
Hey, don’t get all mad – you asked.
What goals have you achieved?
Hmm… killing off your fiancé, going to Australia writhing on the
floor
while supposedly bleeding profusely from a miscarriage, denting your
head at
night and cutting yourself while NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU enough to take
you to
the hospital. When you “dented your head”,
who could you call to help you? The
ambulance and a paparazzo.
“These people, can’t do anything without me. If I did not exist, they would have nothing to talk about, no website to bash me with, and no ambition for anything. The 80% of their lives that’s dedicated to hatred, towards me, would be empty and devoid. The other 20%, they eat, shi* and sleep. Take away the 80% that is me, and all they will be left with, is hanging out with their registered sex offender neighbors. I would hate me too!!!!”
No, you got your math all
wrong –
100% of my hatred goes towards you.
Because you are the one that causes it, so you deserve it. You see, while I sit her writing on a new
laptop, watching my nice TV, having my husband laugh over my shoulder at
your
stupidity – you are sitting there with some pills, a trashed bedroom
(that
given the empty bottles and trash on the floor cannot have been nice
before you
faked all this) and NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY.
You see, not everything in life is about how much you can get the
media
to talk about you. Real people care about
those they surround themselves with.
Yeah, you say that only jealous people hate on others? Well you spent all this time hating on us –
how jealous are you? So jealous you
can’t see straight. So jealous, you pop
pills to make yourself feel better. So
jealous, that when people stop talking about you, you cry and make up
some fake
drama in life just so those 4 people can say they care about you. Us “little people” don’t need to be reassured
by strangers that someone cares for us.
“So with that said, I need not devote anymore energy to these filthy individuals. I pray that God bless your soul, and show you a way to true life, because life is too short to waste it on hating people you don’t know. Life is too short to think evil is a true goal. Life is too short, to think Miss Tila is going to go.”
You will always devote
energy to us
haters. Without us, you are even less
than nothing. You are a zero – with us,
you are a -17. You say life is too short
to spend hating, but you mention us haters at the rate of 10 to 1 over
your
fans. Without us, NO ONE would be
watching you. And without us, you’d have
nothing to spend your time on and realize how pathetic your life is. Without us, you’d have to step up and realize
how lonely and nasty you are, how you wish you had a tenth of what we do
in
your life. And without us, NO ONE, would
have sent cops to check up on you and catch you in your latest big drama
lie. When we do fade away, as we slowly
are because it’s fun, but real life happens – you will be left with
yourself,
your “addiction”, and a busted ass apartment, with no car, no friends,
no
family and no one to talk to. I say
that’s the biggest tragedy of them all.
“I’m still here bitches”
Yeah, and?
I’m still here too. Wait, am I?
Or am I a figment of Jane’s imagination?
Oh wait, yeah – you’ll never leave because if you leave Twitter
or your
asinine blog, you’ll have absolutely nothing left.
“Love, and only Love,”
Does best Tila voice –
“And I mean
that for you, because it doesn’t apply to me cause Imma cut these
bitches and hate
on haters.”
“Miss Tila
4 Eva”
Now dammit, last night you
said it’s
Tila Fucking Tequila – who are you today?
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Friday, June 11
MOST EPIC BIOGRAPHY EVER!!!
12:22 AM |
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
Oh my God!!!! I haven't seen this much deliciousness since the ice cream truck blew a tire in front of my house! Put down those Pepsis, I'm not responsible for your computer monitors this time!! Break open your guvment cheese and invite your pedo neighbors over, we're going to have a rollicking good time!
So, in a desperate bid to get us to shut up about the SUICIDE HOAX of last weekend, Tila figures she'll force us to feel guilty about her sad, tragic life, and perhaps we'll think twice about mocking her for all she's been through. NOT!!!! Hahahhahahahahahaa. Please bitch. Now, I honest-to-God made these screen caps of her latest blog post about her autobiography. There is NO way I could have made any of this up. I urge you not to go to her blog, you HAVE to believe me when I say this is unretouched. Get ready my little toothless friends and neighbors...here's part 1 of Tila's bio. My comments follow.
Late 1070? (hahahhahah, she just changed it to 1970's). Jesus H. Christ, how can you even remember that far back. Ok, we all make typos, so I won't quibble, but it is funny, especially when she says "it sounds like this happened centuries ago", hahahahaha, yeah 1070 certainly was centuries ago.
You're Viet-Fucking-Namese. You have no clue when the Vietnamese War ended? Well, kiddies, even though Rotty, Uncle Eddie, Gnomie and I were those big-haired, gum-smacking, off-the-shoulder-halter-top-wearing girls who sat in the back of the class and rolled our eyes and flipped our hair every 3 minutes, we did pay close attention to History class...moreso because Mr. Larsen had a HUGE package and those skin tight disco pants accentuated it to perfection.
The Vietnam War started November 1, 1955 and ended April 30, 1975. Tila was born October 24, 1981, a full 6 years AFTER the war ended. For Tila to have been in her mother's womb, it would have had to be mid-1981, unless the gestational period for moguls is 75 months. Tila has proven before that she has no clue what the gestational period for a human is, just a few months ago she claimed her baby would be born, plus or minus 10 days, on December 1, 2010, after she became pregnant in November of 2009.
Some lol quotes for you to enjoy:
So that left my Father as the “MAN OF THE HOUSE” with his 7 baby sisters, who are all my Aunt’s.Really Tila? Your aunts? Of course they're your aunts you moron, that's what happens when your dad has sisters. Guess what if your mom has sisters, they're your aunts too!!!! Funny how that works, huh?
I read some comments over at her blog and someone pointed out this one:
save the love of his life, My Mother. At that time she had my little sister already and was pregnant with me.You mom had your little sister, BEFORE she has you? Damn. That agent orange really took it's toll on biology.
little do people know or realize, I am a child of WAR.Ummmm. Stupid? Yes, that's your new name, it went from an adjective to a proper name after I read this piece of horse shit! Stupid, if your definition of 'war' is that your family was affected by war years before your birth, most of us are CHILDREN OF WAR in some fashion. My parents grew up with World War II raging around them, my father escaped to this country after the war. I have friends who have numbers tattooed on their forearms (and not because they're leading their army of idiots on a rampage of hater sites). I have family members who not only fought, but FUCKING DIED. My uncle fought in the Vietman War, he DIED so you could spin the war to bring sympathy to yourself. Stupid cunt. I won't even go into what my mother-in-law went through.
Hold on my little jelis haters, this guvment cheese ain't cutting itself, and without a tooth in my head, I need a timeout to run the blender a minute.
So, let's continue..... damn, wait another sec. I have to fetch a glass of Kool-Aid for Rotty, she's sitting up there on the washing machine on the side porch, banging her heels against the rusty sides, not able to get her fat ass off by herself.
For instance for the African Americans. The Slave law was lifted long long ago, but for me, I am still 2nd generation from the Vietnam War!
There are many MANY 2nd generation African Americans whose parents did not enjoy the freedoms they fought for their own offspring. Again, Tila, big fail points in trying to make yourself some tragic historical hero. You, yourself, lived in a southern state, tell me, how's those equal rights doing down there? Yeah, I thought so.
My mother was an extremely BEAUTIFUL woman when she was younger. Before the War, she was actually a beautiful Model in Vietnam and was about to star in a big Movie there… that is until the WAR happened.
Hold on. I'm sorry. The junkyard dogs we have sleeping under the porch just woke up and I gotta throw them some neck bones and side meat. Tila, your beautiful mother of which you have had to have been a beautiful model back in 1955, because that's when the war started. I guess we can all see being a big liar whore-pants runs in the family. Doesn't skip a generation, does it? And she was up for a movie part? Damn, you and momma have quite the parallel lives don't you? I didn't know they had Whore Rehab back in those days. Did she have record label and a fashion line as well?
Oh what a beautiful story and there is a LOT more to come…. because once on the boat coming to America, A LOT of strange things happened and my Mother almost lost me in a miscarriage because there was no clean water, nor food. So you see, even BEFORE I was Born, I had to fight for my life, to stay a live even as a baby in my mother’s Womb…….. and then one day…………….If you're on a boat to America, your mom must have pulled the little string to ding the bell for the next stop in Singapore, cause that's where Tila claims to have been born.
And, there we see, in black and white the mischairage forshadowing because that poor 75 month old fetus, Tila, almost DIED in utero.
Also, you claim your heritage is French and Vietnamese. You have a Vietnamese surname, so that tells me your mom was French. Why couldn't she just fly out with her babies? No one would have stopped her, she didn't have to escape from anything.
Oh. So, so tragic. Hold on, I'm crying. I mean big huge old tears, so many tears I had to get Uncle Eddie to run down to the Shell station on the corner to get me some toilet paper from our second bathroom. If you could see Gnomie now, sobbing her little heart out on the shoulder of one of the pedos, you would realize that we're not all bad. We do have hearts. We wish we could erase this horrific story from Tila's memory. That poor dear, no wonder she has so many problems. The burdens of this horror have laid upon her shoulders all these years. I'm sorry Tila, this is the most heartbreaking fairy tale biography I have ever read. You should write out the whole book, and go on Oprah to talk about it. Oprah only takes on legitimate authors, and your black history angle, will have her hooked. I hear that A Million Little Pieces book flew off the shelves after the author presented it on Oprah.
Who wants to bet that the next cracked out idea in that stupid mogul brain is that she's going to write her memoirs?
Thursday, June 10
For Your Entertainment..
12:54 PM |
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I bring you 9Head aka Bradshaw all geeked up and actin' a fool in public! Just a quick LOL for the afternoon!!! You know, I actually like him. I feel pretty bad that he's allowing Tila to bring him down. On the other hand, he's a pretty good enabler for our co-dependent attention whore! Enjoy the video!
Tila's "Wigging" Out!!
12:39 PM |
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Today the bobbleheaded mutt is so "subtly" trying to bait you mean ol' haters into calling the police on her again.
Now, I KNOW you all are SO EXCITED to see the "picture" she's talking about, right?! The BEST part of this picture is that she actually thinks that she's going to pass this picture off as a "current" picture. Notice the fucked up wig. Someone like Tila loves to post pictures of herself and when people love who they are they love nothing more than to post the most recent and up to date photos ... that is ... IF they look good. You see, Tila has no real recent photos and the most recent ones that she DOES have we've picked apart and talked about how meth-face and strung out she looks. So what does she do? She goes and finds the ones of her with the platinum wig so that she can try and pass it off as something current. Cute ... really, it is. Check out the date on that bitch:
Here Tila, I figured you might want some recent photos posted being as that it seems you're a bit shy about how you look right now. It's okay, your army will love you no matter how you look, right?
Courtesy: MissTilaOMG
I'm sure her "lawl-yer" keeps giving her this mind-blowing advice to keep baiting everyone that she claims to be so fearful of. If so, she should
Listen up Tila's Army and other supporters!
11:15 AM |
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To any and all who question our motives for 'giving Tila attention, even if it's negative' or 'hurting her bitsy little feelers', I'll tell ya: We are trying to get Tila to take ACCOUNTABILITY for her words and actions. Will we succeed? Probably not. But, as long as there are innocent people out there who are hurt, if not CRUSHED, by Tila's lies and controversy, then I will be here, in a chain gang with my gals Rotty, Uncle Eddie and Gnomie at my side.
This blog has only been in existence for less than 4 and 1/2 months. Tila's shenanigans went on long before that. I think this blog and the others in the Big 3, have actually put a damper on her shit. Look where she was going with her lies in the months previous: Shawn Merriman accused of beating up the skank. I think she set him up. Way to ruin a hardworking man's career.
The Game accused of being a DEADBEAT DAD, and cheating on his girlfriend, and the bitch was not even pregnant, nor had ever met him. Can you imagine what his girlfriend and family thought and how hurt and embarrassed they may have been until that mess was cleared up?
The poor 'stalker' outside her last building, who turned out to be a well-known and well-liked 'special' guy in the neighborhood who was doing what he had always been doing, sitting in front of Tila's house, never threatening her, never harassing her. Tila had the media and police come down on this poor guy. Can you imagine how scared he was? Can you imagine how his family may have felt because of her unfounded and unwarranted actions?
What about the minors she invited to her ustream parties where she undressed and spoke provocatively? You want your kid to witness that?
And what about this phony charity that she 'started' and then advertised on her site, pleading with her army to donate in memory of a heavy menstrual period.
And then look at the Casey Johnson controversy ,probably the single most heartless situation ever perpetrated by one person. This poor woman died ALONE. I don't know Tila's contribution, if any, to that death, but I do know her contribution to the clusterfuck that followed and it was one of the most horrifying displays of selfishness and downright meanness anyone could muster, to stab her family in the heart in their most vulnerable and gutwrenching times. The fact that bitch still has the audacity to speak Casey's name out of her herpetic mouth and continues to lie about her relationship with her, is one of the biggest travesties I know. Can you imagine if someone you cherished died a horrific, tragic death,and then would forever after be linked to Tila Tequila in such a vile and ugly manner?
My question to those who question our motives or methods is this: Why the hell don't you support a group of people who raise their voices against such insults against humanity and community? Why do you sit back and pass judgement on those of us who put ourselves on the front line (ooooooh, now I'm talking military terms like Tila!) and cull through her stories and pull the bullshit so you can make your own determination, based on truth, about whether this person is worthy of being on your child's Facebook account. You know what, I'm a snarky ass bitch. I don't apologize for it. I own my bitchiness and if that bitchiness comes out when I report on Tila's lies, then so be it. I can be truthful and bitchy all at the same time. They're not mutually exclusive.
Do I care if I hurt Tila's feeling in the process of exposing her shit? Nope. She's not the delicate little lotus blossom she'll have you believe. She's cold, calculating and manipulative. In Tila's world this equals POW MOGUL. In my world it equals very dangerous human being to all who cross her path.
Does she get off on our attention? Undoubtedly. Does this attention keep some of her more bizarre and harmful actions in check because she realizes we'll call her on it? I'm pretty damn sure we've succeeded there. You think she's going to have any more visits from Jane or suicide hoaxes in the near future? I'd say probably not.
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Wednesday, June 9
Why don't Tila's Ads Load Properly?
10:55 PM |
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Hmm. Here I am, watching the Real World/Road Rules Challenge (fuck you, I like it) and talking about Human Centipede on twitter, when suddenly this bomb drops all over the place.
According to this article on DaveTesh.com:
Is it true? I don't know, but GODDAMN do I want it to be! I don't go to her stupid fail blog (so what does that mean for her theory that we're all ONE hater with the same IP? Hmmm...) but I've been hearing rumors that her ads are fucked. Either way, that's a funny GD article.
Just trying to keep you all abreast of the situation. LOL I said abreast. Yes, I'm 10 years old. Shut up. Your mom is 10 years old. (Oooooh! Burn!)
If anybody hears anything, don't hesitate to post it in the comments.
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YAY!!!! She FINALLY hit 1 million visits!!
10:11 PM |
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Fatty McFatterson
Three and a half weeks ago Tila told us she hit the 1 million visits mark on her blog. The next week, it was 2 million visits. The third week it was 3 million visits. Last week, on the 4th week, she claimed she was at 2 million visits (how she lost a million visits in a week, I don't know, must have been that new-age mogul math). But now, I can say she's got the 1 million visits she bragged about oh so long ago!
Congratulations Tila!! You said you never lie, and gosh darn it, you don't. Sure it takes a while for the truth to catch up to your stories, but as this non-RealTime site meter, attached to YOUR blog shows, yep, you got your million. I just know that getting a million visits in one day is just around the corner, because everyone knows that you'll need at least that many to even think about dethrowning Perez. I'm sure he's shaking right now. Poor dear.
Good thing you had that suicide hoax thing, that certainly brought your numbers up a notch. Hell it could have been another two weeks before you hit that milestone!!!
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I'm confused....
9:32 PM |
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Fatty McFatterson
Tila posted about 2 hours ago that she just got off the phone with her powerful lawyer of which she has:
Two hours ago California time would have been about 7:30 pm. Glad to know Tila's powerful lawyer of which she has is keeping her updated on this all important 'case' after normal business hours. This case must be the highlight of his or her career to put so much effort into the case. Hope he's not charging Tila double-time to tell her that all us jail-us haters are getting in trouble soon. Wasn't she told that yesterday?
I am not a lawyer of which I have. I can't say I know the law, but can any of you smart types tell me how a crime in California is always treated as a federal offense, when the state has their own laws (both criminal and civil) and punishments on the books? It wouldn't be a California law with federal repercussions, it would be a federal law with federal repercussions. Right?
Now there are federal stalking laws on the books, but I struggle to understand how any of these scenarios fits the jelis-haters. Anyone want to figure it out for me?
I read up on the California stalking laws, and though she may have a case in regards to some people, (she could claim harassment if you say bad things about her and cause other people to attack her online or physically), but with her calling out her 'army', it's more likely a judge would say it was she who was harassing jelis-haters. Coupled with the fact that she continues to egg on her army and get them to do her dirty work (typical Tila) it could also be said that she is encouraging the kind of behavior and attention that she claims she doesn't want.
You know why she had that big suicide hoax drama the other day? Because she wasn't getting enough attention from the jelis haters. She wanted to get them talking and blogging about her, she just didn't expect she'd get them talking to the police about her.
Last year Tila claimed someone broke into her house, tweeted that Tila was dead, and Tila came home to find Onyx in the trunk and her house thrashed. But, she never ever called the police. They claim they never received a call describing those events. Seems odd to me she wouldn't call them at that time, but would call them when a harmless man was sitting across the street from her house, as he had done everyday, and who was known around the neighborhood for liking to sit there.
Sounds like another Tila hoax to me. I hope not though.
I've got a message for you Tila. If I read ANYTHING on your blog, on your Twitter or on your Facebook that legitimately appears that you are in danger, please know I will do all I can to get you the help you need. I will call the authorities and tell them you are in danger. You need to show your army that it's not ok for people to fuck with you in that way and they should never be afraid of calling for help. They don't have to be victims.
Remember back in October you tweeted those suicidal thoughts of yours, and then later sought out therapy and went public with the depression you were going through? Remember last April where you posted suicidal thoughts? Well, that tells me you have a pattern of thinking of self-harm, and that you can't be trusted to seek help on your own when those feelings overwhelm you.
If you fake this shit, that's on you. I hope now that you know you'll be held accountable for your words and actions in that regard, you'll seek out appropriate help, rather than publicly asking for help (which is what you do whenever you post the shit you post). 'Cause when you raise a fire alarm in a crowded theater, don't be surprised when people trample each other to save themselves.
Whore Paint
4:51 PM |
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HottyRotty
Leading the pack the attention whore is rallying up her team of 12 year olds to put on their
Okay ... I am STILL laughing that that stupid bitch had to make her OWN FAN CLUB and give it the name "Tila Army". I can't even believe she admitted that shit. I wonder how much ambien she snorted before writing this? She's still alive so obviously not enough :(
Wednesday, May 19
Perez Hilton Buyout Negotiations?!
1:15 PM |
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HottyRotty
Source: Celebrity-Gossip.Net
Usually I wouldn't care much about any of the Perez bullshit. Although I don't hate him I don't really care either way. However, I am VERY excited to bring to
$204!!?!?! Hahahahaahaha, Seriously ... mogul!!?!?!?! Oh gawd I can't stop laughing!!! But Rotty that's just the "misstila" one. Well, I know that silly billy! BUT since it IS her "new name" and all I figured it would be the one she pimped the most, no? Ok, ok, ok ... unlike Tila, I show the FULL truth of the matter. Not JUST what makes me look good!
Well ooooh my! I should be sooo impressed no? Around 11k!?! COMBINED they don't even reach $12,000.00!! Hahahaahahaha! Just a fyi, Tila makes 50k for 48 hours of blowing rich dudes so I think it's pretty pathetic that in the YEAR that she's been pimping this shit that's all she's got? I'd be pretty damn embarrassed. You know what people do when they are embarrassed? They go on rants about how they're going to sue everyone and scream "liar liar pants on fire" when there is nothing else that they can say. Backed into a corner princess wonky tits? I know you are and I just keep giggling like the catty fuckin' cunt that I am.
Now I'm SURE the niggarich (that means a few g's in hand) hogul is going to take claim to the "buyout". Which would be even FUNNIER because that would show just how desperate she REALLY is. Oh goodness crab crotch, you can never win can you? And for those of you "racist" fanatics just substitute "trailer trash tax refund day" in the place of "niggarich".
Oh, and before ANYONE gives me lip about the Perez thing being from a "credible" source...it's ALL over the fuckin' internet. Pick your favorite source :) I just grabbed the first off of google. I mean, google is working with ME in giving me all of the most precise information available on THIS issue!!! Mister Google called me this morning just to laugh about what a fuckin' fail Twatla is!!! Sooo, if I wanted any lip from you I'd unzip my pants. (Thanks @YAR for that analogy the other day! It's become one of my favorites!)
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Rotty (TRS)
Just in!!!
Well, just in for ME that is!!! Sorry, runnin' on very little time right now kiddies! Anyhow, it seems that Perez has helped create a new star! Isn't this what Crabby Cunt has been trying to do FOREVER now? Man, he just keeps slappin' her in the face in every single aspect of her life. Let's seeeee ...
Yes, it looks as though Perez has achieved EVERYTHING Crater Face Meth Mouth is trying to do. I mean, when does the embarrassment stop!?!??!?!
Well, just in for ME that is!!! Sorry, runnin' on very little time right now kiddies! Anyhow, it seems that Perez has helped create a new star! Isn't this what Crabby Cunt has been trying to do FOREVER now? Man, he just keeps slappin' her in the face in every single aspect of her life. Let's seeeee ...
- Gossip Blog Success - CHECK!
- Coming out for real, not pretend - CHECK!
- Being an A-list celebrity from nothing - CHECK!
- Being a REAL millionaire - CHECK!
- Having REAL own record label - CHECK!
- Helping artists REALLY become stars - CHECK!
Source: Billboard.com
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