Showing posts with label scars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scars. Show all posts
Sunday, November 28
Scurrrrrt ... Scarred!?!??!
6:25 AM | 
Posted by
HottyRotty
That's right, put that shit on hold! Readin' through comments someone threw me a gem. Since I totally have no life except Tila I totally forgot that she had a "scar" on her face from those mean ol' Juggalo's back in September. A lovely commenter here at Rotspot mentioned that in her newest photo op on the 21st of the month it appears that her newest "beauty mark" trademark is missing. Nothin' new for "Miss Tila". Seems she always comes up missing on shit she's used to claim a second or two of fame ...
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Sunday, September 19
Asian Hooker to Wannabe Chola!?!?!
8:46 AM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
So, just as she did a couple months ago, and then again last month ... TT has changed up her rat's nest yet again. Last month she left her blond bob behind, got some cheap weave, and went back to her "golden blond signature look" that no one even knew was a "signature look" for her. But if you want to call a frizzed up mess of swamp hair a "signature look" then look no further, TT has claimed that "signature look" for herself....until today. NOW TT is claiming that she is going "back to her roots" (which isn't as sexy and fun to her) to show the "real Tila". I also work in the industry with lots of weave and shit and can tell you that the ONLY thing to "fix" a jacked up weave without spending a LOT of money on a new one is to dye the whole shit black. You can't see the imperfections as much. (Look below for a surprise about her "roots") Also, I'd love to point out that she REALLY looks like a fuckin' Asian Escort now. More so than ever. There is NOTHING classy about that bitch and no matter WHAT she does she will never gain that description from anyone in the fuckin' world.
Honey, you can change your hair all you want ... it will never reverse all of the fuckin' nasty whorific (yea I made that word up bitches) shit you've done and we all know will continue to do. I really wish you'd shut the fuck up about your "scarred" face. Bitch your shit has always been jacked up, you just put a fuckin' inch of makeup on that shit. You're fuckin' lucky someone didn't put their boot in your grill and knock all of your teeth down your cumguzzler.
That shit was even more horrible than usual. My favorite parts: her pretending to know how to actually play something on piano besides banging on the keys, her bob flyin' around while her cheap weave limply hangs down, the screeching that she thinks is singing, and her constant attempt at trying to be seductive and sexy. She's OBVIOUSLY on something because you can hear the slurring, how she keeps fucking up and trying to make out with the webcam.
Put down the sharpie (those eyebrows are HORRIBLE) and stop inviting everyone to your fuckin' pity party. We get it, you're lonely and have no friends. You put yourself there cunt. You have to lie in the bed you've made. Comfortable?
UPDATE: This JUST in!
It appears that TT is such a fuckin' liar and narcissist that she actually went in and mirrored the image to look like the "non beauty marked" side of her face. Why would she do that? I guess because she REALLY liked the pic and then realized her "scar" didn't show up in it like she'd like so she mirrored it to look like it was the "non flawed" side of her alien fuckin' face. I thought she didn't care about looks anymore? Pathetic. Truly patfuckinthetic!!!
Photo credit and lead by: Lolercopter69
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