Showing posts with label Caroline. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Caroline. Show all posts
Thursday, September 16
Rinse, Repeat ...
9:16 PM | 
Posted by
HottyRotty
We haven't had one of these in awhile, even though she seems to do this every month. I wonder which personality this is? When I read these I use the "Caroline" personality with the forced Brit-cent. It's much more entertaining that way. Try it!
Okay so tonight Alienface decided to try and use her slithering ways to slide into Eddie's pants, all the while Dm'ing Fatty to try and start shit between Eddie and Fatty. Retarded right? Well, I'm not going to ruin Eddie's fun as I'm sure she'll let you guys in on it ;) I will let you know though, that Tila is one dumb motherfucker to think she can fuck with any of my girls. Bring it bitch!
Anyhow, after that little twitter fun Tila posted a new dear diary blog. It's full of the same old shit ... you know, she's leaving, going to a third world country, talks about all her hardships, God, and how she's going to be the more down to earth, sweet, grown up Tila.
Yea .. remember when she got the blond bob, tried to wear "business attire", wore the red over-sized specs on her alien dome, and went on her "business trip" to NY? That's when she "officially" changed her name from Tila Tequila to Miss Tila ... because she was an "older, more classy, business mogul" Tila. On the SAME trip she "performed" at the Crazy Horse. Need a reminder of her new "classy" business attitude?
Oooooh ... there IS something NEW to come out of this "Waaah, I'm losing followers so I have to 'leave' for a bit to get attention" post from the Stripper herself. In the comments section underneath it appears that JUST LIKE Carlton Jordan, Leo Madrid, and Garry Sun, Tila has now parted ways with Mr Bradshaw (aka 9head).
So who the fuck does she have left? Bitch really needs to get her life in check. I'm sure Onyx is trying to escape as I type this. Looks like everyone is saying good fuckin' riddance to this parasite. You're irrelevant Tila ... washed up ... cracked the fuck out.
Oh and I'd love to add that if she blows businessmen and ambassadors for 50k for a weekend just imagine the money she's making for 30+ days in Africa and Egypt! So much as to where she's going to leave her "civilization" behind. However, reminder ... she'll check in from time to time when she has ice packs on her thighs while shoving her beef curtain 'meet' back into her gaping hole after the whole tribe has gang banged her fugly ass. Just sayin'....
Labels:
bradshaw,
carlton jordan,
Caroline,
dear diary,
escort,
garry sun,
leaving,
leo madrid,
onyx,
prostitution
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Monday, May 24
Meet Caroline...
4:25 PM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
It seems there was a sentence in my last post that perplexed many of yoooous! Remember me mentioning "Caroline coming out to play" on Saturday? Apparently many of "us" skipped right past Tila's FORMAL introduction of Caroline so Miss Rotty thought it was only proper to let you in on all of the "sides" of the grinch!
Of course NO POST starts off with anything other than how awesome her blog and life is! Wow, so humble!
Main Entry: 1hum·ble
Pronunciation: \ˈhəm-bəl also chiefly Southern ˈəm-\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hum·bler \-b(ə-)lər\; hum·blest \-b(ə-)ləst\
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin humilis low, humble, from humus earth; akin to Greek chthōn earth, chamai on the ground
Date: 13th century
1 : not proud or haughty : not arrogant or assertive
2 : reflecting, expressing, or offered in a spirit of deference or submission
3 a : ranking low in a hierarchy or scale : insignificant, unpretentious b : not costly or luxurious
.....Yeeeeeea, that sounds JUST like her!!! Hahahaahahahaa ... let me catch my breath from laughing so fuckin' hard!!
So Tila goes on to remind us all about Jane ...
And of course goes into her pity party about how fucked up her childhood was and how she was driven like a slave. I personally don't see how sitting in a chair taking peoples money for knock off "designer" purses and clothes is HARD work, even for an eleven year old.
Ooooh, but here's my favorite part!! Meet the almighty Caroline!
But wait Rotty. Haven't I seen Tila faking a Brittish accent and actin' a fool before? Well, you SURE have!! Step into my time machine and shall we go back to this extraordinary event!!
God what a fuckin' twit. I swear I've never seen such a stupid mother fucker in my whole entire life!!! She's NOT a good actress so I don't know how in the hell she thinks she can pull this off. And the most atrocious thing of all is that she thinks it makes her look "cool". You know bitch, you could have had it all. Instead you used your "fame" to act a fuckin' fool and beg for attention. You've brought all of this on yourself you dumb cunt.
Labels:
blog,
Caroline,
childhood,
dating video,
dear diary,
jane,
miss tila,
tila tequila
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