Showing posts with label carlton jordan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label carlton jordan. Show all posts
Friday, September 24
Carlton Jordan's take ...
7:10 PM | 
Posted by
HottyRotty
Hey guys and dolls. Thanks to our readers leaving comments we've come across the following post from Carlton Jordan's Blog. You know, the on again, off again, on again, off again employee/friend!?!? They've been "off" for a little while now and this is his reaction to her "new classy" look:
Source: Carlton Jordan
You know, even though he was a butthurt little bitch when we called him out for planning to "out Tila" and then went back to suck on her proverbial cock, I like this kid. His inserts were funny as fuck and had me chucklin' for awhile.
Thursday, September 16
Rinse, Repeat ...
9:16 PM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
We haven't had one of these in awhile, even though she seems to do this every month. I wonder which personality this is? When I read these I use the "Caroline" personality with the forced Brit-cent. It's much more entertaining that way. Try it!
Okay so tonight Alienface decided to try and use her slithering ways to slide into Eddie's pants, all the while Dm'ing Fatty to try and start shit between Eddie and Fatty. Retarded right? Well, I'm not going to ruin Eddie's fun as I'm sure she'll let you guys in on it ;) I will let you know though, that Tila is one dumb motherfucker to think she can fuck with any of my girls. Bring it bitch!
Anyhow, after that little twitter fun Tila posted a new dear diary blog. It's full of the same old shit ... you know, she's leaving, going to a third world country, talks about all her hardships, God, and how she's going to be the more down to earth, sweet, grown up Tila.
Yea .. remember when she got the blond bob, tried to wear "business attire", wore the red over-sized specs on her alien dome, and went on her "business trip" to NY? That's when she "officially" changed her name from Tila Tequila to Miss Tila ... because she was an "older, more classy, business mogul" Tila. On the SAME trip she "performed" at the Crazy Horse. Need a reminder of her new "classy" business attitude?
Oooooh ... there IS something NEW to come out of this "Waaah, I'm losing followers so I have to 'leave' for a bit to get attention" post from the Stripper herself. In the comments section underneath it appears that JUST LIKE Carlton Jordan, Leo Madrid, and Garry Sun, Tila has now parted ways with Mr Bradshaw (aka 9head).
So who the fuck does she have left? Bitch really needs to get her life in check. I'm sure Onyx is trying to escape as I type this. Looks like everyone is saying good fuckin' riddance to this parasite. You're irrelevant Tila ... washed up ... cracked the fuck out.
Oh and I'd love to add that if she blows businessmen and ambassadors for 50k for a weekend just imagine the money she's making for 30+ days in Africa and Egypt! So much as to where she's going to leave her "civilization" behind. However, reminder ... she'll check in from time to time when she has ice packs on her thighs while shoving her beef curtain 'meet' back into her gaping hole after the whole tribe has gang banged her fugly ass. Just sayin'....
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Sunday, August 15
Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
6:14 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
I wasn't going to post this, but frankly I think it's too funny to ignore. Here's a video of Tila, after she alerted the paparazzi as to what time her flight was arriving. Check out these fake tears. Don't you feel just TERRIBLE for her? God knows I do!
Oh wait. I don't. My bad, guys.
Enjoy!
Damn, even THEY are asking if this is a PR stunt. This is your legacy, Tila. Enjoy it!
Tuesday, May 25
A is for ...
12:10 PM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
...sound familiar!??! Admitting you have a problem, right? But ONLY if it lands you a TV deal!! That's right folks.
Image Created By: @MissTilaOMG via Twitter
Uncle Eddie brought you the EXCLUSIVE (I'm sooo fucking sick of that word btw) on Tila's NEW FANCY reality show just a couple days back following her promises of not being a user! You see, it seems that miss Airhead wants help NOW that they want to PAY her to be on TV again. Awww! As you guys are aware TMZ busted the EXCLUSIVE story on Alien Airheads step back onto reality TV! They also go on to talk about the article in her blog that NO ONE can seem to find anymore. Tila WHY do you delete shit after you put it up? I mean, you KNOW the world has already got it ... I know, I know ... it's so you can say everyone are just big jellis hatrz and all we can do is lie to make ourselves look better. (Psst, that's actually YOU darling)! I think one of your fighting personalities is trying to tell you something ;)
Don't bother going to look for her posting admitting her drug use, she's already deleted it. That's how she rolls! She's soooo slick! I mean if she takes it down what proof is there that she actually wrote it, right?!?!?!
Hahahahahaa! Okay JUST in this FIRST part of the entry there is SOOO much to LOL about. First of all, how in the FUCK do you allow someone like TMZ to break YOUR story about YOUR new TV appearance!?!?!? Oh Jeebus I just can't stop fuckin' laughin' AND peein' in my pants!!! I LOVE how she tries to be the vulnerable victim in all of this while STILL trying to prove to the world how awesome she is. We all know that she's trying to convince herself. My favorite part is the last line:
Hahahahahaaha! Here she goes on trying to tell us just how "naked" (implying vulnerability) she feels in front of the world since she's "admitting she has a problem" aka GETTING A TV DEAL yet ... it's what she does for a living, literally!!!
Miss Hogul goes on to explain to us how she's put every ounce of money into her HUGE, HIT website and how she's not going to lose EVERYTHING like Lindsay Lohan is doing. Now, I actually own this website. I actually personally own www.tilaresistance.com and I PROMISE you that it didn't take every single last dime I have in my piggy bank my grandma keeps for me in her bedroom! Sooo my advice to you Tila is to start charging more for your overseas "clients" that come for a 48 hour fuck and suck!!!
So TT, you mentioned your OWN HUGE reality show!?!? Where is that mess?!? Are you so delusional that you think "Celebrity Rehab" was invented by you!? Er ... huh?
Oooh! It makes sense now! If she does good in recovery THEN they'll give her her own show!! She sorta forgot to mention that now didn't she!?
Note to all haters: It seems as if Tila is beckoning "us" to come "say it to her face". I would LOVE to do more than just SAY some shit to your face but I'd be afraid of catching something that I couldn't wash off just by being in your unholy presence.
I also love the fact that she thinks she's giving the "news herself" despite TMZ's breaking "rumors". "TURST" her!!! I mean the LOLz get better and better don't they? I agree!! MMMM!!! Another slice of birthday cheesecake anyone? I'll be right back!!!
*Nom nom nom* Soooo ... it seems as if Miss Ambien Addict will be departing to start filming in 9 days (from yesterday) so that puts us at June 2nd. We will have a little peace and quiet for a few weeks!! I can finally stop taking uppers and sitting at my computer 24/7 and take a break!! Whew! (That's SARCASM Tila, I mean ... I have to let you think I'm what you want me to be, right?) That is ... if the show airs.
In other yet the same sort of news Radar Online released an article about Tila today that actually made me giggle a lot. And the reason is because her friend/enemy/friend/enemy Carlton Jordan, whom I suspect, leaked this story to them. Tila has used Radar Online to make herself look "credible" throughout the last year and now it seems to be biting her in the ass. We found out via some Twitter drama in the past that they will buy ANYTHING ... good or bad, truth or fiction. For that reason I refuse to link them or help get them any traffic so HERE is what THEY had to say :)
Source: The Superficial
Source: D-Listed
Source: Material Bitch
Miss Hogul goes on to explain to us how she's put every ounce of money into her HUGE, HIT website and how she's not going to lose EVERYTHING like Lindsay Lohan is doing. Now, I actually own this website. I actually personally own www.tilaresistance.com and I PROMISE you that it didn't take every single last dime I have in my piggy bank my grandma keeps for me in her bedroom! Sooo my advice to you Tila is to start charging more for your overseas "clients" that come for a 48 hour fuck and suck!!!
So TT, you mentioned your OWN HUGE reality show!?!? Where is that mess?!? Are you so delusional that you think "Celebrity Rehab" was invented by you!? Er ... huh?
Note to all haters: It seems as if Tila is beckoning "us" to come "say it to her face". I would LOVE to do more than just SAY some shit to your face but I'd be afraid of catching something that I couldn't wash off just by being in your unholy presence.
I also love the fact that she thinks she's giving the "news herself" despite TMZ's breaking "rumors". "TURST" her!!! I mean the LOLz get better and better don't they? I agree!! MMMM!!! Another slice of birthday cheesecake anyone? I'll be right back!!!
*Nom nom nom* Soooo ... it seems as if Miss Ambien Addict will be departing to start filming in 9 days (from yesterday) so that puts us at June 2nd. We will have a little peace and quiet for a few weeks!! I can finally stop taking uppers and sitting at my computer 24/7 and take a break!! Whew! (That's SARCASM Tila, I mean ... I have to let you think I'm what you want me to be, right?) That is ... if the show airs.
In other yet the same sort of news Radar Online released an article about Tila today that actually made me giggle a lot. And the reason is because her friend/enemy/friend/enemy Carlton Jordan, whom I suspect, leaked this story to them. Tila has used Radar Online to make herself look "credible" throughout the last year and now it seems to be biting her in the ass. We found out via some Twitter drama in the past that they will buy ANYTHING ... good or bad, truth or fiction. For that reason I refuse to link them or help get them any traffic so HERE is what THEY had to say :)
Oh! And do you remember Bugsy from the Crazy Horse talking to us!?!? Here's just a WEE reminder of what he had to say:
So all in all ... Rotty wins yet AGAIN! I called this months ago. Tila just stop calling me a liar because I don't lie about shit. You don't have to LIKE me but honesty is my BEST virtue. "Turst" that bitch!
UPDATES and OTHER hilarious comments/articles about Tila's rehab stunt:
EXACTLY! WELL SAID COURTENAY. DESPERATE JUNKIE, PARTY OF ONE!??!?!
To fully illustrate the depths of Tila's attention-whoring, if someone told her she could be on TV if she sprouted a penis, she'd be out back hosing her clit with Miracle-Gro faster than you could say "Why does it smell like shamrocks and teriyaki in here?" True story.
It seems Radar Online is suckin' on the wonky tits again. Have no fears!!! Courtenay Semel promises to hook us up with the truth tonight!! Stay tuned!!
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Wednesday, May 5
More fun with Tila's blog!
8:14 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
So there's two things I wanted to show you guys. First off, remember this post I made earlier today, detailing Tila's suicidal tweets from 2009? Well I'M SURE IT'S A COINCIDENCE (yeah fucking right) but Tila talked about them today too in her Dear Diary!
Yes Tila, of course we remember them. HI CUNT, I GUESS YOU'RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW. Stop stealing our content!
In fact, stop stealing ANYBODY'S content. Here's the second thing I wanted to show you! Here's Tila's article on a cop who got arrested for smoking the crack on duty:
Wow, fascinating stuff for a celebrity gossip blog, Tila. Gosh though, it sounds REALLY familiar...
That's from Hiphopwired.com, you can see the article here. For God's sake Tila, you added two words to it and you call it YOUR OWN!? And she does, too, look:
Goddamn. We might be a "hater blog" but at least we post all our own shit, you stupid skank.
Also, NGL (that stands for "Not Gonna Lie"), Fatty McFatterson totally tipped me off to the cop thing. SEE LOOK, I CREDIT MY SOURCES. Fuck you, Tila.
By the way, for anybody curious, when you click on the link that is "Tila Staff," it either takes you to a page that says
http://misstilaomg.com/author/carltonjordanomg/ (as this one does)
or it might take you to one that says
http://misstilaomg.com/author/terringuyenomg
You know, Terri Nguyen. Tila's equally trainwreck yet not as famous sister. YES, TILA HAS HER SISTER BLOGGING FOR HER. After all that bullshit she put Perez and Barbie through.
Update! This doesn't really have anything to do with the article, but Katie Schumaker over on facebook just linked me to this hilarious article by terryaley.com that gives an AMAZING rundown of Tila's fail blog. Read it for a larf.
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Wednesday, April 28
Wow, what a shitty and boring gossip blog.
2:51 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
So I wake up this morning and the Resistance is abuzz with the news that Tila's gossip blog leaked. And, as we already figured, it sucks. No, really, it REALLY REALLY REALLY sucks. It's boring, it's dry, it's petty and it's stupid.
Go here to see what Spiked Tequila already said about it.
Or go here and see what our darling reader Steven Clarke had to say about it in the comments. Thank you much, Steven Clarke!
Look, it's crap. I mean, there's nothing more I can say about it. It's fucking horrible, it really is. In fact, here's a list of words that sum up Tila's gossip blog, courtesy of Thesaurus.com:
Abominable, amiss, atrocious, awful, bad news, beastly, blah, bottom out, bummer, careless, cheap, cheesy, crappy, cruddy, crummy, defective, deficient, diddly, dissatisfactory, downer, dreadful, erroneous, fallacious, faulty, garbage, godawful, grody, gross, grungy, icky, imperfect, inadequate, incorrect, inferior, junky, lousy, not good, off, poor, raunchy, rough, sad, slipshod, stinking, substandard, synthetic, the pits, unacceptable, unsatisfactory.
It's also embarrassing. Really, really embarrassing. I'm going to drive all the way to LA just to high five Perez Hilton.
Go here to see what Spiked Tequila already said about it.
Or go here and see what our darling reader Steven Clarke had to say about it in the comments. Thank you much, Steven Clarke!
Look, it's crap. I mean, there's nothing more I can say about it. It's fucking horrible, it really is. In fact, here's a list of words that sum up Tila's gossip blog, courtesy of Thesaurus.com:
Abominable, amiss, atrocious, awful, bad news, beastly, blah, bottom out, bummer, careless, cheap, cheesy, crappy, cruddy, crummy, defective, deficient, diddly, dissatisfactory, downer, dreadful, erroneous, fallacious, faulty, garbage, godawful, grody, gross, grungy, icky, imperfect, inadequate, incorrect, inferior, junky, lousy, not good, off, poor, raunchy, rough, sad, slipshod, stinking, substandard, synthetic, the pits, unacceptable, unsatisfactory.
It's also embarrassing. Really, really embarrassing. I'm going to drive all the way to LA just to high five Perez Hilton.
Monday, February 15
Carlton Jordan updates his blog ...
9:52 AM |
Posted by
Anonymous
Carlton Jordan, a gentleman that worked for/with Tila recently, has had enough of her bullshit! Last week he quit on her and promised us a blog that would blow us away by Friday. Unfortunately, he pushed it back for whatever reasons (Hey, I don't blame him! He probably had WAY MORE interesting shit to write about than the trainwreck!) However, this morning he surprises us with a little teaser. Enjoy it! He says there will be more tomorrow.
Tuesday, February 9
Carlton Jordan? Who is THIS Tila?
3:38 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
Today a gentleman by the name of "Carlton Jordan" came out of the woodworks proclaiming "I am no longer working with that dumb bitch @officialTila .. but I got some juicy stories!! She told me too much .." I've not confirmed WHO this guy is or HOW he knows her but her apparently knows her personally. He's going to be "posting a blog" concerning the whole fiasco on his personal page www.carltonjordan.com on Friday. I can't wait to hear what is going down THIS time ...
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