Showing posts with label jane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jane. Show all posts
Sunday, June 6
Jelis Haterz Care More About Tila Than Her Army: The Truth About Tila's "Suicide" Attempt
9:55 PM | 
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
What a weekend. Tila has shown her true colors in the only hue that does her justice--whore red. We all know the story by now, but what you may not know is that it appears the Jelis Haters were the only people who did anything to intervene in Tila's madness of Saturday.
I saw the Twitter/Facebook posts at 10:00 am west coast time. My initial reaction was that something horrible was going on in Mogul-Land and whether she really did cut herself (I hadn't seen the video at that point, just the still photos) in a suicide attempt or as a cry for help, I wasn't going to ignore it. I supplied LAPD with the mansion apartment address I had for her, but they were unable to find her there. Over the next 4 or 5 hours I fielded tons of calls from LAPD dispatch, on-scene officers, and fire and rescue.
I called in a welfare check. I told them what she tweeted about Jane and that she was reportedly to appear on Celeb Rehab for opiate addiction and she had tweeted the night before about taking those drugs. I told them I didn't know if she was depressed at the delay in taping the show, or had OD'd on the drugs to the point of psychosis or if she really believed someone had harmed her. We all know TILA NEVER LIES, so this time I was taking no chances. I may not like her, but I don't want her to die alone like an animal like Casey Johnson was forced to die. Had one person thought to reach out to Casey after not hearing from her, she'd likely still be alive. I wasn't going to be that one person who had Tila's blood on my hands (I know not a popular decision, lol, but hey, somewhere in this HoHo-enhanced body, I have a little sliver of a heart!).
Anyway, they found no one at the apartmansion and determined Tila didn't actually live there. No one seemed to know where she lived. They then traveled to her old place (site of the infamous Garbage Sale 2010), and found nothing. Funny, the officer on the scene who called me had been assigned to the Garbage Sale, and said something to the effect that "after the owner put the house up for sale (but wait, Tila OWNED IT, SHE NEVER LIES!), Tila was forced to move out and had a garage sale." I then fielded more calls from dispatch and fire and rescue, all of them determined to find Tila at all costs. I was asked to do whatever I could to find her contact info.
I thought to contact Pasadena Recovery Center (where Celeb Rehab is filmed), and told them the story and suggested they contact LAPD if they could help. About 2:30 pm PRC contacted me and let me know they had forwarded the info (don't know what took so long but it may have been a case of their records room being closed for the weekend and having to call in someone, I don't know for sure though).
Soon after that call, Tila went on her Twitter rant against the dumbfucks who cared enough about her health and safety and who tried to get her help. She claimed at that time that this whole charade was for our entertainment. She was also quick to point out that she wasn't mad at her Army, just the dumbfucks who thought she was serious about suicide. Evidently she was made aware of the presence of rescue personnel, and took that time to tweet her rage, before she was interviewed by law enforcement.
By this time, I was no longer in contact with any of the authorities, but heard from another jelis hater who had also been on the phone for the last 5 or 6 hours, that the police found NO INJURIES AT ALL on Tila. They did not describe the aparmansion condition, but they did tour it and felt Tila was ok to stay there on her own.
So, rather than apologize for the complete disruption of the lives of many many people, Tila chose to spew her venom at the only people who tried to help her. Her stupid Army of Morons and Halfwits did NOTHING to get her help. Many were distressed by her posts, and instead of reaching out to people who could help her, they asked Tila to reach out to them. That's a really good way of losing a life, kids. When someone's life is on the line, never EVER hesitate to get the proper authorities involved. If it's too big a problem for an adult (Tila) to handle, then it's too big of a problem for a young person with no experience in mental health/crisis issues to deal with.
It's taken me many hours to process all this crap in my brain. I spent 4 or 5 hours on the phone, searching the internet, etc, trying desperately to give the authorities information that might help Tila. The authorities visited a total of 4 different locations over that period of time, before they finally found her. My whole Saturday was wasted. No, I did not do this to get her in trouble. I felt that she was a danger to herself and the least I could do was do what I'd do for anyone in my community.
I have to give a shout out to LAPD, both officers and dispatchers, LA Fire and Rescue, the ambulance service, and the Pasadena Recovery Center. Every single person I spoke to was kind and professional and really and truly cared about finding and helping Tila. Not one person was going to give up on her. Every single person was as determined to find her as if she was one of their own. I was in awe at the amazing compassion and determination I encountered. The fact that there was probably 50 or so of these folks doing all they could to find her, not to mention all the readers, fans and haters who were worried about her safety, is testament to the goodness in these people. Ironically, the person who I now believe deserves this attention the least, is Tila. What a warped ugly cunt of a woman. I was filled with guilt all night and today, wondering what would have happened had someone else needed those services and they were denied them because of Tila's stunt. I felt horrible guilt that I set in motion a series of events that could have meant a catastrophic outcome for another person.
I called the authorities out of sincere concern for her well-being. Would I do it again? Yes. Sadly, I am enough of a compassionate person that no matter how may times you cry wolf, I can't ignore the real cry for help behind your attention seeking behavior.
As for Tila, fuck off you slimebag whore. Don't kill yourself, I'd rather watch as this drama plays out and you find that no producers or television network wants to handle your shit. I want to watch as you reap the consequences of fucking with people's lives and destroying all your little troll hands touch. You are now a huge LIABILITY. I hope Dr Drew sees your interest in Celeb Rehab as a way to further your own agenda with no thought or concern about the life or death issues of yourself or the other participants. You plan to sabatoge the recovery efforts of vulnerable people for another shot of fame. You'll never have that fame Tila. You'll never again be the sweetheart of the internet. You fucked it all up, move on with your life.
Oh, and I don't know if Tila removed her youtube video herself, or if me contacting youtube, twitter and facebook for TOS violations (graphic images and content) had anything to do with it.
Lastly, I'd like to point out that the biggest 'hater' of Tila, is Tila herself.
PS: Next time one of the Army of Morons and Halfwits ask why you're commenting on her Facebook/blog if you're such a hater, just copy and paste this reply:
I may be a hater, but at least the haters tried to get her help when she went on her suicide mission. What did you, a Tila lover, do?
That ought to shut up the smart one...the others, well, nothing will convince them that the puppetmaster is anything but a poor misunderstand sensitive girl next door.
If Tila really did succeed in hurting herself or killing herself, what do you want to bet it would be her army who would point their fingers at us haters as the cause, when they couldn't be bothered to come to her aid in her hour of need. I have yet to see ONE army member step up and say they tried to help, yet I know of at least 3 'haters' who did just that, and for all the right reasons. Makes you go hmmmmmm.
Saturday, June 5
"Janes" Failure....
8:35 AM |
Posted by
Anonymous
My my my it seems that the
First, she makes sure to hype up her never anticipated flog postings....biding for more time to be creative I assume.....telling everyone that she's exhausted, but she can't fall asleep..and begging her fans to stick it out with her...
But what do we have?! UH OHS!!
And look at that bitches, she's setting the stage for another
MOVING RIGHT ALONG, a little more research shows that this picture isn't current....the motherfucker was taken on 6/2....3 fucking days ago!!!
Notice the date of the original....then the modify date? It's seriously laughable to me that the dirty bitch is trying to actually make her army of tweens believe this shit!!!! You're telling me Tila, (waves and flips the bird) that while you were bleeding profusely, and "meet" was pouring out of your arms, you had time to modify the picture and add your watermark? (which is a different one than you usually post...how original of you) Are you fucking kidding me?
Also, notice the precariously placed baggies of "narcotics"? Well fuck, I know that if I was going to
It seems though, that there's been a break in the case. She's filming a video for evidence, because there were actually 2 people there!!! *gasp* Meanwhile, she's still updating her shitty blog...because well, she "perseveres".
Worry not, it seems now that "Jane" has left, and Tila locked the doors....LMAO!!! Locked the doors? God, you just couldn't make this shit up....or wait....yes you could.
And what better way to get an out pouring of sympathy from the young and perverted? You threaten and scream at them...
I can see though, how tweeting and posting pictures makes people LESS cruel than calling a doctor....Tila, at least the doctors and nurses would have to PRETEND to like you....we on the other hand...we're all pointing and laughing....I'd just like to say for next time....it's "down the river, not across the stream". *smiles politely*
It's disgusting that all of this is a shameless ploy to get hits on her blog....it is however humorous to me that she's finally realizing that she's neither popular OR creative enough to keep traffic there without some sort of "traumatic incident"....cleanup on aisle 4...I repeat, cleanup on aisle 4...
UPDATE: Listen to her very clear kind of crazy....she reminds me of the exorcist bitch...I wish we could see her face to see whether or not her heads spinning around....
Hey, Rotty up here. You know ... this really irritates the fuck out of me. She's making all of this shit up. I mean, this picture was taken three fuckin' days ago and she's trying to pass it off because she thinks everyone is a fuckin' idiot. And who fuckin' videos this shit? Really? She mocks everything. I can't wait until the day they find her fuckin' dead and I can mock that shit. I'm going to ride on your coattails then you fuckin' murderess tramp! I'm seriously so fuckin' disgusted that she is making kids think this is COOL. She's also posting pictures and videos all the while tweeting about this shit all over the fuckin' internet and no one is doing anything about it? I fuckin' guarantee you that if I even THREATENED to do some shit like that my local PD would be all up in my shit taking me to rehab. This is just fuckin' ridiculous. She has these kids posting shit up like this:
TEXT-A-TIP To provide anonymous tips, text CRIMES (274637) on your cell phone and begin the message with the letters LAPD.
UPDATE: Gnome again lol...it seems she's added a pt. deux to her failed life ending attempt....
She's also claiming via her twitter that now she wants to just "go to sleep all day" and for her fans to "please not worry"....she makes me sick.
UPDATE: Gnome again lol...it seems she's added a pt. deux to her failed life ending attempt....
She's also claiming via her twitter that now she wants to just "go to sleep all day" and for her fans to "please not worry"....she makes me sick.
On a side note, Rotty posted an anonymous number for you all to text LAPD if you're worried about the midget....if you're concerned, use it.
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Monday, May 24
Meet Caroline...
4:25 PM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
It seems there was a sentence in my last post that perplexed many of yoooous! Remember me mentioning "Caroline coming out to play" on Saturday? Apparently many of "us" skipped right past Tila's FORMAL introduction of Caroline so Miss Rotty thought it was only proper to let you in on all of the "sides" of the grinch!
Of course NO POST starts off with anything other than how awesome her blog and life is! Wow, so humble!
Main Entry: 1hum·ble
Pronunciation: \ˈhəm-bəl also chiefly Southern ˈəm-\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hum·bler \-b(ə-)lər\; hum·blest \-b(ə-)ləst\
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin humilis low, humble, from humus earth; akin to Greek chthōn earth, chamai on the ground
Date: 13th century
1 : not proud or haughty : not arrogant or assertive
2 : reflecting, expressing, or offered in a spirit of deference or submission
3 a : ranking low in a hierarchy or scale : insignificant, unpretentious b : not costly or luxurious
.....Yeeeeeea, that sounds JUST like her!!! Hahahaahahahaa ... let me catch my breath from laughing so fuckin' hard!!
So Tila goes on to remind us all about Jane ...
And of course goes into her pity party about how fucked up her childhood was and how she was driven like a slave. I personally don't see how sitting in a chair taking peoples money for knock off "designer" purses and clothes is HARD work, even for an eleven year old.
Ooooh, but here's my favorite part!! Meet the almighty Caroline!
But wait Rotty. Haven't I seen Tila faking a Brittish accent and actin' a fool before? Well, you SURE have!! Step into my time machine and shall we go back to this extraordinary event!!
God what a fuckin' twit. I swear I've never seen such a stupid mother fucker in my whole entire life!!! She's NOT a good actress so I don't know how in the hell she thinks she can pull this off. And the most atrocious thing of all is that she thinks it makes her look "cool". You know bitch, you could have had it all. Instead you used your "fame" to act a fuckin' fool and beg for attention. You've brought all of this on yourself you dumb cunt.
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Monday, May 10
The World Weeps as Tila Continues to Assault our Ears.
2:16 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
Hi kiddies, Uncle Eddie here, bringing you the latest in fuckery from our favorite Methed-out Midget Mogul Millionaire. Time to reach on back into the vaults for some good ol' Tila history!
So yesterday Tila tweeted us with this:
Oh no! Well, that is a crime! No promotion? Wait, did she do promotion for "I Fucked the DJ?" I don't know if she did or not, but she assures us that it's doing pretty well over on iTunes:
Oh well that's good, Tila. I was worried for a second! I was really, really hoping that your horrendous single WAS "doinf quite well."
Oh wait...
This was taken TODAY, May 10. 2 stars, Tila? Still a shit-load of negative comments, Tila? You call that "doing quite well?" Oh wait, I get it. As long as Tila says it's so, most of those Army tards won't think to question it. Ah, makes sense.
So anyway, in the wake of her 2 star single, Miss Tila has an EP coming out tomorrow! And she couldn't do any publicity for it since it was SO SUDDENLY DROPPED ON HER AT THE LAST MINUTE.
You guys wanna see how long she's been talking about this EP?
Okay let's go!
This tweet came to us on April 21, 2009. Hmmm.
So around that time, she starts telling us what her stage show will be like. Seriously guys, it is LOL hilarious. You ready for it? It's fucking CRAZY.
Good Lord! I remember when I found those tweets, and I sent them to TRS, and we both just stared at them...I mean, what do you say to such obvious mental bullshit? I think at that point you just call the men in the white jackets who give Tila that special jacket so she can hug herself all the time!
Okay so around that same time she continues tweeting:
Notice she doesn't mention anybody by name? Like "the guitarist from Guns N' Roses." That's probably because if you said "I have Slash working on my new album..." (or the new guy - look, Uncle Eddie doesn't like to acknowledge the new Guns N Roses because it makes him sad, okay?) you'd have Slash laughing at you and calling you a liar, Tila. Anyway, we've gone from "Jessica Rabbit style music" to "Kill Bill style."
Um...
Okay moving on!
She says it again, in case you missed it:
She was probably on this kick because, as we all know, Tila is mega famous and does tons of movies!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. Oh, don't worry, I have tons of tweets like that, too, but that's for a post at a different time.
Continuing...
Uh oh, I think somebody lied about that...
Again, did you forget that Tila is super mega famous? YOU DID? Well shame on you!
How dare you forget that?!
LOL 2, Tila? HAAHAHAHA. Really now, Tila. You're such a bad liar. Too bad the Resistance wasn't really around then to call you on your bullshit. THANK GOD WE ARE NOW! *waves* HI PRINCESS DUMBASS!
Hey you guys see how she's talking about Blue Dress? Ugh, as if we haven't had to go over that 1,000,000 times. You guys already know it's not hers, so I won't insult you with telling you again. But Tila will!
LOL "my song" huh? Okay. It's extra funny because Tila posted the video of her
Oh and recently she's been promising to tour again. I know all of you realize she does this all the time, but here's a really old one that's FAR TOO EASY to debunk:
Yes, this was supposed to be after her EP released last summer.
Here's a fine example of what is going to be on her "album" (it goes back and forth from being an "album" to being an EP, notice that?)
Goddamn. And I thought the lyrics to "I Fucked the DJ" were bad. (hint: THEY ARE BAD. These are slightly less bad.) I like how she says she wants to credit herself as song writer. NO SHIT TILA. Who else would write such fucking TRIPE!?
Wait, you know what's missing? Tila isn't name dropping like she usually does! I mean, she's hinting at "the guitarist from Guns N Roses" and stuff, but I need some good old fashioned Tila name dropping! What about you guys?
OMG I feel so much better. It's funny how way up there at the top, in the iTunes reviews, somebody said Tila is worse than Soulja Boy. I bet that person didn't even know they used to be friends! I say "used to be" because I have no idea if they still are. Tila used to tweet him all the time. He probably eventually saw through her like everybody does and dropped her ass. Dude, that's pretty bad.
Hey guys, wanna hear from Jane?
I know, it doesn't really have anything to do with this post. But she does say "Welcome Back to the Darkside," so maybe Tila is planning on blaming this epic bomb of an album/EP on Jane? Plus, NGL, I just love Jane. If Tila were Jane all the time I would rejoice.
Wow, I've finally come to the end of my Tila History lesson! (read: I'm sick of this shit) I know, we didn't learn much today, except for the fact that Tila is obviously a huge liar. Sorry Tila, but you've obviously had time to promote this stinker since you've been talking about it since LAST YEAR. Do I think it will drop tomorrow? Um...well it'll probably drop SOON. I can't guarantee tomorrow after the atrociousness that went on with her pushing back her blog over and over again. It'll probably do as well as her single "I Fucked the DJ." Hey, when you only have 6 fans worldwide, it's hard to sell an album/EP, okay? Give her a break.
Besides, coming up soon is a very special day for Tila. I'll definitely be posting on it that day (it's the 13th, so make sure you check back Thursday!).
Love you bitches, I'm out!
Update!!!
Our loyal reader Isis commented with a link to Tila's EP on Junodownloads. Here's the screencap! 3 WHOLE SONGS, ONE OF WHICH IS BLUE DRESS!! LOL!!
Monday, April 12
BaBa Booey, Howard Stern's Penis!
3:19 PM |
Posted by
Anonymous
Dear Howard Stern,
You have a billion fans worldwide, and we here at the Rotspot are no exception! We see that tomorrow, April 13th, you are going to interview none other than Tila Tequila. Well, since we specialize in all things related to the midgethogul MOGUL, we would like to assist you! Here are some topics to discuss:
Her lovelife
As you may know, at the end of last year Tila became engaged to Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson empire.
Tila made goddamn sure that we all knew Casey was a billionaire. Casey bought her that 17 karat diamond ring. Did we mention she's a billionaire? Even though the rest of the world was reporting differently, Tila made sure we all knew that. Then, tragedy struck. Casey Johnson was found dead. Tila mourned.
Tila's Pregnancies and Subsequent Miscarriages
On December 19th, Tila tells the world she's pregnant:
The entire world laughs at her. It quickly changed from being a baby for her brother, to being one just for her. In fact, she got pregnant FOR CASEY.
The world continues to laugh at her. You may wonder why the world laughed? Well, Howard, this whole pregnancy thing is nothing new to Tila. You see, last year she claimed to be pregnant:
And, as you know, NOTHING CAME OF THAT ONE EITHER. So we basically waited with baited breath for the miscarriage announcement. In February, she falls and dents her head. No, seriously. Ask her. She'll tell you that bullshit lie, too. If you're lucky, she'll tell you that's what caused her miscarriage. If she doesn't tell you, here's a few of the tweets she made about it on Feb. 13:
So then, just two days later, Tila tweets that she feels great pain in her stomach but she doesn't want to go to the doctor because of the paparazzi.
Later, Tila would tell us that she had a miscarriage when she dented her head. That's the lie she's going with as of late, so I'm sure she'll tell you guys that, too. Keep in mind that she got on a 24 hour flight two days later and performed in Australia at 3 shitty clubs. Because they'll totally let you do that right after a miscarriage! AND SHE DID IT IN WHITE TIGHTS!
So now Tila claims a miscarriage, just as we said she would. Was there ever a baby? HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. Anyway, she then claimed to be pregnant AGAIN, this time via IVF:
But then she basically stopped talking about it. Here's a random miscarriage admission, but now she's pregnant again because God blessed her:
Ugh, anyway, the pregnancy shit gets real boring real fast. Is she pregnant? Sometimes? WHO GIVES A FUCK. This bitch is crazy, Howard. Anyway, the funny thing about the pregnancy/miscarriage shit is how UPSET she gets when you mention it. Because it sucks being caught in a lie. But funny, she has no problem joking around about it on twitter, when she can delete it real quick. Good thing for everybody I'm quicker.
Here's a picture from bauergriffinonline.com
Cute, huh? Here's what she tweeted about it:
Wow, for somebody who recently went through a miscarriage, she sure is fucking JOVIAL about it!!
Tila's Music
It sucks. Go ahead, listen to it. She mainly rips off other artists. She has this one song, Blue Dress:
Oh, except it's really Depeche Mode's song. Yeah, after she got busted lying about it, she now says she covered it.
Here's a full list of music Tila has ripped off.
Howard, we're counting on you not to be overtaken by Tila's prostitute-like appearance and focus on the real issues. Like the fact that she thinks she's going to become the ambassador to Vietnam in a few years:
When she has videos like this around. Yes, that's her masturbating.
Oh, and maybe if you're lucky you'll get to talk to Jane! Jane is Tila's other personality. She is WAY more fun than Tila. Just watch:
Basically you guys over there are going to feel like this by the end of the interview:
Just stare at Tila's tits. Yes, as you can see, girl has a serious hack job. You're a connoisseur of sweater puppies, Howard. Are nipples SUPPOSED to be cock-eyed like that?
Sincerely yours,
The girls at the Rotspot
<3 <3 <3 P.S. This is the Tila we know. Everything in this cartoon is true.
You have a billion fans worldwide, and we here at the Rotspot are no exception! We see that tomorrow, April 13th, you are going to interview none other than Tila Tequila. Well, since we specialize in all things related to the midget
Her lovelife
As you may know, at the end of last year Tila became engaged to Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson empire.
Tila made goddamn sure that we all knew Casey was a billionaire. Casey bought her that 17 karat diamond ring. Did we mention she's a billionaire? Even though the rest of the world was reporting differently, Tila made sure we all knew that. Then, tragedy struck. Casey Johnson was found dead. Tila mourned.
Tila's Pregnancies and Subsequent Miscarriages
On December 19th, Tila tells the world she's pregnant:
The entire world laughs at her. It quickly changed from being a baby for her brother, to being one just for her. In fact, she got pregnant FOR CASEY.
The world continues to laugh at her. You may wonder why the world laughed? Well, Howard, this whole pregnancy thing is nothing new to Tila. You see, last year she claimed to be pregnant:
And, as you know, NOTHING CAME OF THAT ONE EITHER. So we basically waited with baited breath for the miscarriage announcement. In February, she falls and dents her head. No, seriously. Ask her. She'll tell you that bullshit lie, too. If you're lucky, she'll tell you that's what caused her miscarriage. If she doesn't tell you, here's a few of the tweets she made about it on Feb. 13:
So then, just two days later, Tila tweets that she feels great pain in her stomach but she doesn't want to go to the doctor because of the paparazzi.
Later, Tila would tell us that she had a miscarriage when she dented her head. That's the lie she's going with as of late, so I'm sure she'll tell you guys that, too. Keep in mind that she got on a 24 hour flight two days later and performed in Australia at 3 shitty clubs. Because they'll totally let you do that right after a miscarriage! AND SHE DID IT IN WHITE TIGHTS!
So now Tila claims a miscarriage, just as we said she would. Was there ever a baby? HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. Anyway, she then claimed to be pregnant AGAIN, this time via IVF:
But then she basically stopped talking about it. Here's a random miscarriage admission, but now she's pregnant again because God blessed her:
Ugh, anyway, the pregnancy shit gets real boring real fast. Is she pregnant? Sometimes? WHO GIVES A FUCK. This bitch is crazy, Howard. Anyway, the funny thing about the pregnancy/miscarriage shit is how UPSET she gets when you mention it. Because it sucks being caught in a lie. But funny, she has no problem joking around about it on twitter, when she can delete it real quick. Good thing for everybody I'm quicker.
Here's a picture from bauergriffinonline.com
Cute, huh? Here's what she tweeted about it:
Wow, for somebody who recently went through a miscarriage, she sure is fucking JOVIAL about it!!
Tila's Music
It sucks. Go ahead, listen to it. She mainly rips off other artists. She has this one song, Blue Dress:
Oh, except it's really Depeche Mode's song. Yeah, after she got busted lying about it, she now says she covered it.
Here's a full list of music Tila has ripped off.
Howard, we're counting on you not to be overtaken by Tila's prostitute-like appearance and focus on the real issues. Like the fact that she thinks she's going to become the ambassador to Vietnam in a few years:
When she has videos like this around. Yes, that's her masturbating.
Oh, and maybe if you're lucky you'll get to talk to Jane! Jane is Tila's other personality. She is WAY more fun than Tila. Just watch:
Basically you guys over there are going to feel like this by the end of the interview:
Just stare at Tila's tits. Yes, as you can see, girl has a serious hack job. You're a connoisseur of sweater puppies, Howard. Are nipples SUPPOSED to be cock-eyed like that?
Sincerely yours,
The girls at the Rotspot
<3 <3 <3 P.S. This is the Tila we know. Everything in this cartoon is true.
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Thursday, March 11
Tweet Much!?
3:11 PM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
Remember back on the last day of February Tila left Twitter? Well, we do!!!
Well, as you all figured, she's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. And from her very own mouth. I know, I couldn't believe she did this AGAIN. However, it's from the horsesass mouth, not mine!
And if you didn't get the point there she made SURE to let us know that she would NEVER get back on Twitter again, even if they PAID her. We all know she'll do anything for money. "Five dolla sucky sucky!!" And with those tremendous beef curtains nothing is "too buku".
Well, as you all figured, she's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. And from her very own mouth. I know, I couldn't believe she did this AGAIN. However, it's from the horses
Doesn't it get old? I mean, all of the lies? I'm getting sick and tired of the skank. Too bad "Jane" didn't pull the trigger to the altered air/pellet/bb gun that night...
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