Well it took her a couple of weeks (4 to be exact) to get with the program, until she realized what we were saying about the Russian adoption agency she was claiming to use...but in typical Tila style, she had to twist it to her advantage...

And now it seems that the munchkin monster mogul is trying to snatch herself more children...she's even taken to the wonderful world of the internet to announce her plans!!! Let me actually voice my utter disgust for this freak for just a second....who the fuck goes from talking about wanting to hump their laptop to adopting a young child, and then a 14 year old in 5 tweets? FIVE!!!!


I'm convinced that in Tila's brain, she thinks adopting a child is the same as buying a new pair of shoes.....in fact, didn't she compare losing a child to a pair of Louis Vuitton's? She sure did!!!


Tila doesn't seem to understand that children aren't for publicity. They're not something you just "buy" to accessorize with.


It seems like the dirty troll has given this some thought however....she's realized that if she adopts a young adult, that she would actually have a built in baby sitter, slave and maid!! The only vision I keep seeing over and over is Tila being similar to THIS type of mother. God help those poor children.... *sad face*

Ok...so we all know that a lot can happen in anyones life in the span of 24 hours...an axis can shift, poles can reverse, babies can be born, dreams can me made or destroyed....blah blah blah....BUT if you're Tila Tequila, it only takes you 8 hours and the whole fucking solar system can practically stop orbiting the sun.....
I read through her latest round of tweets, and I swear to God I've seen a puppy with a straighter train of thought...I did my best to pull out the high points...but fuck, there was a lot of shit to cover.....

So first...we have Tila proclaiming that she's NOT going back to LA...but rather going to go live in Texas to be with her "one and only"...Keep in mind this is a woman, who by all rhyme and reason should STILL be mourning the fiance she was so madly in love with...




Next we have her asking her very YOUNG and VERY naive fan Lissy (FROM GERMANY) to come live with her...then 2 tweets later, she retracts her offer....(Just so you guys know...THIS part is actually very sad to me...I feel soooo sad for Lissy...she worships this pathetic waste of skin, and all Tila can do is take her hopes and dreams and shit on them)....




Here, we have Tila talking about her adoption again...only THIS time, she states that she's IN THE MIDDLE of adopting this Russian child, and that "the process takes about a year, so I have time..." although, if you remember correctly, she stated that she was going to go to Russia after her Australian tour, and that not only was she APPROVED, but that the adoption was almost done....



Then she states that her and her baby daddy are going to get tattoo's when she gets home....(um...newsflash gremlin, pregnant women CAN NOT get tattoos....and NO tattoo artist would even think about doing it)




This is quite possibly the best couple of tweets out of this rant that there is.....she decides she's getting married!!! (wonder who the poor sapped she conned is)....THEN she completely changes directions and proclaims to the world that she was beat up recently!!! *GASP* (since when does throwing yourself down, and hitting your stomach with a chair qualify as abuse?)




And last but not least we get to witness her having a simple little domestic discussion with her soon to be hubby....because after all, doesn't everyone argue with their significant others via twitter?



Whew....I'm honestly not sure what to do or say here.....do I offer congrats or condolences? I can't even keep track of how many times her brain switched gears....
One thing's to be said....this whore gets crazier and crazier as each hour ticks by, I'll be expecting the drug induced crash rants as soon as her plane touches down.....

UPDATE:This is the tweet where she stated she was SINGLE...about 8 hours prior to her happy engagement

Apparently her and AR debo soo woo baby daddy "baby dadda" had been arguing while she was trying to get her video to upload. Poor TT!! Have no fear, it looks like the fake baby won't be fatherless after all!

UPDATE: She has now also deleted the tweets she'd written about the adoption email/photo. Have no fear! We ALWAYS have them!!! Give it up already Tila!


UPDATE: She has ALREADY removed the picture she put up! Hahahahahaaha! Caught in your lies yet again Tila?!


Firstly, Tila recently twitpic'd the following picture. I have opened it up and print screened the original pic in which she tweeted. You see, Tila uses photoshop because she has to do SOMETHING to try and make her army believe in her ... right? I want to point out the ladies name, Denise Hubbard, is not something to be throwing around. Apparently, this woman is a vindictive manipulator like Tila. Ironic, eh?


Something someone else mentioned. Who the hell is "Jessica" that's listed in the "email"? Earlier Tila said she got off the phone with the adoption agency, now they've emailed her the news instead? And when did she change her name to Jessica? Tila, can we get some answers?

UPDATE: It has been brought to my attention that Jessica is her ex-publicist Jessica Cohen. Jessica quit working for Tila back on Jan 14, 2010 without much mention as to why. So, that means IF indeed Denise Hubbard WAS discussing adoption with Tila it was PRIOR to Jan 14th which means ... *gasp* She lied yet again. And given Denise Hubbards reputation I'd say Tila is pretty embarrassed that she even brought this up. Owned again Tila!


Go ahead, google miss Hubbard. We've found a couple interesting links based on this lady. What's YOUR opinion?!?

Denise Hubbards Qualifications

She's A Fraud

A True Story

Tila let us in that the little boy that she's adopting is sick and in an orphanage. Sick huh Tila? That's really sad. You're such a manipulating whore humanitarian!



But WAIT!! According to Russias adoption guidelines the child must be HEALTHY. Didn't you see that Tila?


Looks like you're proven to lie about something yet AGAIN. Doesn't this get old Tila?