The other day, PopCrunch.com published this article: 15 Celebrities We've Grown To Hate Over Twitter.  Guess who made the list?


The whole thing was just aces.  Finally it seems to be becoming common knowledge that Tila fakes pregnancies, miscarriages, break-ins, etc, and that she's FUCKING INSANE and an attention whore to the max.

Honestly, I think the Rotspot & all of you play a LARGE part in that.  If we weren't here, pointing out her ridiculous bullshit on the daily (or, you know, the every-other-daily) I don't think so many people would know.

Oh, but I guess PopCrunch.com is just a bunch of "fawkin hatas," as Tila so eloquently wrote in her Facebook status the other day.  She proves every single day what an uneducated simpleton she is, why do we expect her Tila Army to be any different?

Way to fuck your career, Tila.  Thanks!

Hey guys!  I just want to post this real quick, just to make extra super sure you guys see that Tila was warned about this before she went.


As you can see, Mel here was her basic White Knight, alerting Tila (as well as a TON of Tila Army members) that this was set to happen; this was being planned.  Pretty sure Mel got this info from this post I made before the event.  See, look, we're all helpin' each other out.  Or something.

Anyway, then these people (among others) got involved in trying to warn fair princess Herpes that danger lurked around every corner at the Gathering.

Right, obviously "a hater" is to blame for this, right kids?  Just THE ONE hater of which Tila has?  Sigh.  No kids.  Unfortunately, it's pretty much general consensus that Tila is a lying, drugged up whore.  Literally, a whore.  When you kids grow up you're going to be VERY embarrassed.  But don't worry, I'm sure we'll go easy on you.  We all did dumb shit as a kid...well, except dear ol' Uncle Eddie here.  I was too busy being awesome 24/7.  You believe that, right?  *shifty ojos* Right?

So there.  Just wanted everybody to see this.  I thought it might come in handy at some point.  This was all on the 12th, the day before Tila took the stage.  She ignored all of these warnings (well, that is to say, she didn't comment on them on Twitter, but I'm sure it made the greasy, meth-coated wheels in her brain start a-turnin') and...well, you saw what happened.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled cunt-fest here at the Rotspot!  Check out Rotty's posts.  They're grrrrrrrreat!

Update! 
Just because this post was a little boring, let's liven things up with a video from Sam Ronson.  I wanna high five this bitch so bad right now!

Hey guys!  So how do you like our newest writer Seola?  Personally I like her a lot, but only because she puts out.

So if you're reading this, it means we're unlocked!  Yippee!  Hooray!  However, as I'm writing this we are STILL locked, so it's a little weird.  Anyway, in an attempt to get us to unlock early (you cheeky bastards) we were inundated with love and admiration over on twitter.  I wish I would have saved some of the tweets that abounded with #TeamRotSpot in them, because some of them were amazing.  What I did save, however, were the awesome twitpics we got!  So here you guys go, see if you can recognize your art!


This one made me lol for a long time.  This was the first.  Then came the boobies.




What's up with everyone on #TeamRotSpot having huge knockers?  I dunno but I approve.


And, not to be outdone, my boyfriend got his sweater puppies out for a good time.


Merlin knows what's up.  High five, Merlin.





Wow, Sade!  That's as close to a celebrity endorsement as we'll ever get!  I'LL TAKE IT!

Special thanks to @PKittyTrisha, @Neenahboo2, @jtkalcich, @LiquidHardCandy, @macmacmac1, @apocryphalyou, @jumsgirl and @HATERMEHHEH for their love!  <3

Update! 
Many of you have asked if you can get your own boobie pics posted here.  Absolutely.  Uncle Eddie will NEVER turn away pictures of your melons, DUH.  So just tweet 'em, or email 'em to us if you don't have twitter, and I'll get that shit a-poppin'!  (Tweeting them to me is the most sure-fire way for me to see them, don't forget to @EduardoRetardo)

Our mega-fan, and all around plethora of radness, Alabama Worley tweeted these to me today!

SHIT. YES.  <3

Update #2 
The boobies just keep pouring in!  Man, I sure love boobies.  Seriously, keep sending them in and this will be the longest, boob-filled-est post ever. 


These fabulous knockers come direct from my favorite wee Scottish lassie Claire Bear!

You know, if you want to send me boobie pictures that you don't want posted here...for Uncle Eddie's PERSONAL collection...I fully support that, too.  Just sayin'.

I'd love to walk up and laugh right in her face!  We all knew Miss Hogul's Celebrity Rehab stunt was to TRY and get some publicity via TMZ and I'm sure it's given her a little.  Like she said herself, any press is good press ... no matter what it says about her.

Funny enough, we called all of this.  IF indeed she WAS offered a spot on CR we knew from the day the info was released via TMZ that the show could possibly be canceled.  Of course Tila said everyone was "juss jelis" and that it was just a RUMOR and that she had already been filming for it and would be leaving soon (would be tomorrow) to go do some bad acting into her recovery documented via CR. 


But alas, Mister Producer Man called gutterslut a few days back and broke the news to her.


Isn't it funny that we know what she's going to do BEFORE she does it?  I mean how worn out is this bitch that she just has to keep saying the saaaaame shit oooover and oooooover.  It seems that when she's humiliated and doesn't know what else to do she always goes into a "I'm leaving!!!" tantrum.  You know what I mean? Everyone has been in a relationship where you're faggy other half ALWAYS throws this sort of shit around in need of attention.  So would it surprise you to see THIS this morning on Skelewhore's Twitter!?!?

"... but "Celebrity Rehab" has been put on ice because they just can't find a big star with a big problem."  "Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner."

Oooooh gooodness!!!   Tila, once again, is the ONLY person that thinks she's ANYONE in Hollywood.  They blatantly say that she's a nobody!  They go on to talk about Lindsay Lohan.  It all makes sense why Tila was trying so desperately to get her attention.  She NEEDED LiLo to take on CR so that SHE could KEEP her TV deal.  Poooor Thien Thing Twat Thong just keeps trying to swim above water but everything she touches turns into quicksand and it is drowning her.  The only person she's fooling with all of these outlandish tales is herself and perhaps a few underage children who have shitty parents and need something, someone to believe in.  She COULD have been a role model and really been an inspiration to these kids that need guidance, instead she'd rather show them how awesome it is to get naked, do drugs, and constantly lie for attention.

Okay so the reviews (and by reviews I mean the people unlucky enough to be there are tweeting about it) are rolling in, and here's what we have so far.

@CheckOne2Paris over on twitter gave us this picture of "Tila rocking conga room for all 6 of us." I prefer to believe she's showing off how her armpit looks like a vagina, but whatever.


He also gave us this video, that I'm currently having trouble snagging so I'll just embed it. It's 4:30 in the morning, Uncle Eddie is tired. Suck it.



Yeah, I don't know why she's on the ground either.

@luvbrebre tweeted "wowsy, tila tequila show rung in the crowd today.a whopping 20 peeps...at conga room so far.. looks like im off early moohaha"

But the best one definitely comes from my homegirl @MissTilaOMG who twitpic'd us THIS PICTURE OMFG and wished us to point out her wonky fucking nipples. If you ever had any doubt, let this put an end to it once and for all.


Dear Lord, that's not even human! Tila should sue the doctor that gave her that hack job. She's always telling us she's from a 3rd world country...maybe she just means her tits are from a 3rd world country. I'd believe that.

So I'm sure tomorrow she's going to tell us how she was AMAZING and OMG SHE ROCKED THE PLACE and the CROWD WAS HUGE and SO MANY STARS WANTED TO FUCK HER. But I'm going to believe the people tweeting about it. Just saying.

Here's some more pictures to make you lose your breakfast:



Check out the rest of them here at OK! Magazine.

Mr. Bradshaw, who you see running out in all his effeminate V-necked glory in that video, really REALLY couldn't rip off Lady Gaga anymore, could he? This is really about as bargain bin as you can get. Jesus.

So tonight Tila tweeted and updated her Facebook, saying she was writing an "epic letter" to Lindsay Lohan.


Okay Tila, I'll bite.  I'm sure this isn't just another desperate clutch at fame and anybody more famous than you.  I mean, you've never done that before, right?

*CoughcoughCaseyJohnsoncoughcough*
*CoughcoughPerezHiltoncoughcough*
*CoughcoughTheGamecoughcough*
*CoughcoughRayJcoughcough*
*CoughcoughAMILLIONOTHERPEOPLEcoughcough*

Oh, excuse me, I had a little coughing fit there.  Ahem, where was I?  Oh yeah.  I'm sure Tila really means this!  Lindsay, Tila is your only hope!  She's totally what you need to restart your career!  Align yourself with what TMZ calls a "tragic trainwreck" and who Time Magazine named one of the 100 Least Influential People of 2010!  Yes, Lilo, Tila is the savior you've been waiting for!

Hey guys, remember not too long ago when E! made the comment about Tila and Lindsay getting together, and Tila thought it was serious and ran with it on twitter?  Making a total ass of herself?

Wow, can you say DELUSIONAL?  Come on, I know that you can.  So I dunno guys, do you think the super helpful open letter Tila is writing is like those tweets?  Or do you think it's like these tweets, taken from over a year ago?


Just sayin'.  (By the way, isn't it funny that Tila's answer is basically just like The Game's response to Tila?)

Tila, stop trying to get Lindsay Lohan's attention.  It just looks pathetic now and nobody in their right mind would take advice from you, unless it was on which corner drug dealer sells the best crack in Hollywood (that would be Hollywood Court on Yucca and Wilton...I mean NO I DON'T KNOW THAT, you bitches crazy), or how to completely ruin your career and become a Hollywood pariah.  Then, Tila, your advice would come in handy.  Just shut the fuck up and go back to bragging about your gossip blog that is going to dethrone Perez Hilton and change the world as we know it.  You know, the one that leaked the other day and everybody laughed at.  The one that is the biggest waste of time and energy since...oh, I dunno, your record label?

Lindsay, you got enough crazy in your life right now.  And Tila "I'm a meth-mouthed fuck-up" Tequila is not even qualified to judge you.  Once you start faking pregnancies for the publicity, then you might condescend to look her way.

I'm out, bitches!

Yes, Tila wants you to believe that she lives the life of a mogul. I don't know which mogul exactly, because she does shit like this:



 And of course

Ugh, sick. I don't know about you guys, but that fucking hotdog picture is now my favorite picture of Tila EVER, even though it makes Uncle Eddie's gigantic phallus shrivel up and die. Hey, if The Gnome can have a giant cock, so can I!

Anyway, since her "Party with my Syphilis" tour is now over, we see what the daily life of a mogul...no, fuck that, HOGUL...is really like.

Spiked Tequila gave us a great write-up of Tila trying to get attention from Perez Hilton today, during his twitter feud with Mr. Flesh Colored Beard himself, Spencer Pratt. You can read it here. In short, Tila can't stand that Perez won't give her the time of day, even though she tries so hard to get his attention. Personally I love it. She tries so hard, look:


LOL. I hate to break it to you sweets, but he's not going to respond. He couldn't give less of a fuck about you because you are nothing. You are shit to him. He's not afraid of you, HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUX. LOL see what I did there? Also, the media outlets are saying that about your blog dethroning his because THEY'RE QUOTING YOUR FUCKING DUMB ASS IN THE INTERVIEW YOU GAVE. Jesus fucking Christ Tila, you can't possibly be this stupid, can you?

And just for kicks, let's look at a recent picture of Perez.


Why the fuck does she still call him Piggy Perez? He's obviously lost a lot of weight and looks fucking awesome. Look at him, Tila, you gonna say he's copying your "trademark" blowing a kiss pose? Ooh and he's with Lindsay Lohan - she went to his birthday party! Did she ever go to yours? No? But you tweet her so often! Just because she NEVER EVER responds...I mean...I thought you guys were friends! (LOL no I didn't. You're fucking pathetic, Tila.)

So anyway, a little later Tila can't get off this Perez kick she's on. She tells her Tila Army to vote in this poll:


And you can see her Army runs to it in DROVES. FUCKING DROVES I TELL YOU.

Wanna see how it turned out?


Note: you can STILL go vote on this poll. But oh, poor Tila. Even your army couldn't help you win this one.

And then, my personal favorite, she starts telling us all about Alexa searches.


I did one of my own - I compared Tila's new yet-to-be-launched gossip blog to Perezhilton.com. Here's what I got:


LOL you can hardly even see Tila's gossip blog WAY down there at the bottom! The stats on the right, like where it says "up 70%" are the stats for Tila's gossip blog. Yes, in the past month, when you've been out spouting your meth-crazy word vomit all over the place, the hits for your blog have gone up 70%. Too bad they're going and seeing that it's not launched yet. But you still see how the numbers are REALLY REALLY LOW? Does that show you how successful your PR pantyshot tour was?

And you better believe if the gossip blog actually ever launches we'll be keeping an eye on it, just to see if you ever really do beat Perez. (Hint: DOUBTFUL)

And thus, kiddies, is the real life day of a hogul. Everybody golf clap for Tila!

For a long while, people made the assumption that Tila hated Perez due to the "mean and inappropriate things he said to her" around the time of Casey Johnson's death. Tila was making Casey's death all about herself (nothing unusual, I know) and Perez simply stated that Tila was acting nothing like a mourning "wifey". She does (by the end of the tweet fight) mention the gossip blog.

And let's not forget him mentioning her tampon Ustream escapade which she says is a lie. Really Tila? Because these pictures and the words from your OWN fingertips on Myspace say a bit different, no?


Tila even goes onto her own journal at her cheap hooker site when she deleted twitter for the 2309480948th time and still continued to go on about Perez. 


So Tila ... WHY all of the negativity towards Perez? I mean, YOU'RE the one that says you don't ever talk negative about ANYONE and that you just "pray" for all of "us haters".

... rape!  Surprise fuckin' surprise, eh?  Hahahaha, oh I can't wait for someone to release this story.  How fuckin' disgusting.  Apparently Tila is sending emails to Casa giving him one week to do "something" (I haven't figured out what the "something" is yet) or else I'm gettin' the vibe that she's going to file rape and/or domestic violence charges according to Casa.


 Last I checked wasn't Tila writing all sorts of shit about raping HIM on her Twitter a week or so back?  Wasn't she stating that she was raping him while hoggin' down on some greasy pizza and shovin' her raunchy snatch in his face while he was away in dreamland?

You wanna know where Tila's gonna be while she's in NYC? Here's her schedule:






We love you readers. For serious, we do! For those of you interested in sending your opinions via Twitter to those supporting Tila Tequila's New York press tour, please contact them at the following accounts...

(In order of her appearance)

Monday April 12th...

• @BetterTVshow
• @JillDobson
• @FNstrategyroom

Tuesday April 13th...

• @popeater
• @ABC_News_NOW
• @outmagazine

Wednesday April 14th...

• @GlobalGrind
• @BET

Friday April 16th...

• @TheSourceMag

(Extra special thanks to markl17 for compiling these for us!)

Literally....

There's so much that could be said here...yet no amount of apologies would be enough for what I am about to subject you all to.

I'm trying to figure out the thought process behind her drug induced rants tweets, but I honestly can't come up with one that makes sense. What I can't for the life of me understand, is why the porn muppet Tila insists on subjecting everyone to thoughts about her mangled orifices...

I'm hesitant to even write about this shit, because I know that she's only doing it to actually GET written about. (she loves our blog)

But you guys have requested to be kept up to date with her shenanigans, so here you go...blame yourselves.
I'll cliff notes version this shit for you in case you don't want to ruin your own retinas....I'm willing to take one for the team, because I'm awesome like that....

In true Tila fashion, she never misses an opportunity to attempt to make herself seem more relevant than she really is....She talks about her "appearance" on The Cleveland Show. (The entire thing consisted of 18 words and 40 seconds) She insists that they weren't making fun of her, and that it was "her real voice"...view it for yourselves...what I think is the BEST part, is that she's too fucking stupid to realize that they used her own voice TO make fun of her...


Next she goes on to state that anyone given the opportunity would fuck her....I don't know about the rest of you...but:



Here we have the irritating twat the ever classy Tila telling everyone how horny she is, and how she's going to film her anal sexcapades.... *gag*




And last but certainly not least...we have Tila announcing to the world that she will be calling the paparazzi herself for a failed photo-op going to the grocery store to "shop" in her lingerie....



Fuck you all.

UPDATE: TMZ apparently thought the same thing! Great minds DO think alike!