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Let's take a small, teensy tiny break from being snarky assholes, to wish one of our favorite fellow snarky assholes a Get Well Soon.


Get Well Soon Sheriff Gauncent!  Sorry a drunk prostitute bit off your left testicle.  Get a tetanus shot and suck it up!


Alright alright, that's enough.  STFU, it's back to Tila-hatin'.  All this mushy bullshit gives me crotch burn (hint: really it was the quality time I spent with Gnome last night).