Hey guys!  So how do you like our newest writer Seola?  Personally I like her a lot, but only because she puts out.

So if you're reading this, it means we're unlocked!  Yippee!  Hooray!  However, as I'm writing this we are STILL locked, so it's a little weird.  Anyway, in an attempt to get us to unlock early (you cheeky bastards) we were inundated with love and admiration over on twitter.  I wish I would have saved some of the tweets that abounded with #TeamRotSpot in them, because some of them were amazing.  What I did save, however, were the awesome twitpics we got!  So here you guys go, see if you can recognize your art!


This one made me lol for a long time.  This was the first.  Then came the boobies.




What's up with everyone on #TeamRotSpot having huge knockers?  I dunno but I approve.


And, not to be outdone, my boyfriend got his sweater puppies out for a good time.


Merlin knows what's up.  High five, Merlin.





Wow, Sade!  That's as close to a celebrity endorsement as we'll ever get!  I'LL TAKE IT!

Special thanks to @PKittyTrisha, @Neenahboo2, @jtkalcich, @LiquidHardCandy, @macmacmac1, @apocryphalyou, @jumsgirl and @HATERMEHHEH for their love!  <3

Update! 
Many of you have asked if you can get your own boobie pics posted here.  Absolutely.  Uncle Eddie will NEVER turn away pictures of your melons, DUH.  So just tweet 'em, or email 'em to us if you don't have twitter, and I'll get that shit a-poppin'!  (Tweeting them to me is the most sure-fire way for me to see them, don't forget to @EduardoRetardo)

Our mega-fan, and all around plethora of radness, Alabama Worley tweeted these to me today!

SHIT. YES.  <3

Update #2 
The boobies just keep pouring in!  Man, I sure love boobies.  Seriously, keep sending them in and this will be the longest, boob-filled-est post ever. 


These fabulous knockers come direct from my favorite wee Scottish lassie Claire Bear!

You know, if you want to send me boobie pictures that you don't want posted here...for Uncle Eddie's PERSONAL collection...I fully support that, too.  Just sayin'.

HEY ROTSPOTTERS!  So as many of you know, this little ol' blog was on lock for a little while.  Obviously we weren't "down," as many people thought.  Let's just say we all needed a break.  But we're back!  Unlocked and better than ever!


Here's a screen shot of Tila being overjoyed that we were "down."  Oh, silly Tila!  You should know better than to trust internet trolls!

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT BITCHES, WE'RE BACK!

<3

Holla my sexy bitches and hoes!!!
First of all, I'd just like to say sorry that I've been M.I.A--Shit's been poppin' as of late....still though, that's no excuse to neglect all of my wubbies.

I want to touch on a couple of things that have pissed me off in the past, and are now coming to light again. "Lucy, you gots some 'splainins to do"....

First of all, I want to say thank you to all of you wonderful readers who continue to drop in day by day...you all are truly beautiful! *wipes a tear* (bows AND curtsies because I'm wicked awesome like that)...
Next I want to acknowledge the fucktards who think they're entitled to some sort of explanation as to what and when it's posted here. You're not. It's that simple. We are all different, and as such we write what we want, when we want.
Now, it's been said I'm bias...you're goddamn right I am. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who comes on the comment section of this blog to try and engage the writers in some sort of debate or chat fight. Fuck you, take it somewhere else. Your comments will NOT be approved if you're just being a cumstain. Don't like it? Tough shit. Just because we don't write what exactly someone wants at any given time of any given day, oh fucking well. Can't please everyone all the time.

If you disagree with something that is posted here, why the fuck are you here trying to argue in the comments? I mean that sincerely. Why are you here? Trying to matter? Trying to convince yourself that you're some caped crusader out to do good by Tila? Trying to prove you can outsmart the writers of this blog? Maybe you'd be better off starting your own blog. Hell, call it "Gnome is a Douchebag Asshole", or whatever gives you a boner. Do NOT come on here and say you think a post is irrelevant, or boring, or blah blah. We don't give a shit. No really, we don't. You'll notice we have never once pulled a post down, so check yourselves before you wreck yourselves! (look at me, that's hood style bitches lol) Some fuckers have even dared go so far as to compare us to Tila when we argue back in a comment of our own...Really? Wow, you ballsy little shits, how dare you compare us to Tila. I can speak for ALL of us when I say, not a single soul that writes here, would ever be caught dead behaving the way that dirty whore does. Bottom line is this....

This blog was created 5 months ago to point, laugh and expose the many MANY lies and contradictions of Tila Tequila. That is STILL what we're doing. But no one can argue that the hogul has been increasingly calm lately. Good or bad, it is what it is. We all know it's a matter of time until the porn muppet is back to her old antics and self imploding. But for now, let's enjoy the calm and quiet of the e-verse....let's engage each other in a friendly game of scattergories or some shit. Or, OR we could do a treasure hunt!!! Quick, first person to find me a hot redhead carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels AND a pizza wins a prize!! *winks*

Gnome out <3
*drops the mic*

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