I woke up and the jellis haters are going crazy over what Tila tweeted today:


Aww, Tila's in love again!  I guess it's time to recycle that lie.  But wait, here's my favorite one:



Oh, FINALLY.  You're FINALLY in love.  Snap.

You guys know why that's so fucked up?  You know what yesterday was?

Way to announce that you're FINALLY in love the day after Casey's birthday, you stupid cunt.  Jesus fucking Christ.

Remember my last Casey Johnson post?  This one?  Well, Tila wanted us to take it down.  She claimed it was defamation.

I wonder what she'll think about this one? 

I mean, she's just rubbing it in everyone's face that she didn't care about Casey.  Casey was a meal ticket, a ticket to stardom and nothing more. 

Tila, you're a disgusting fucking cunt.  And I'm still waiting on my answer about Chunks!

Damn you guys, here I am, trying to enjoy my vacation, and Tila has to get all INTERESTING again, forcing me to update this bitch!

So the other day we saw that Garry Sun got fired from the OMG staff, right?  Right.  They were both flinging shit back and forth, while most of us popped some popcorn and were thoroughly entertained.  But today it got REAL DEEP.

Earlier, this started circulating pretty heavily:
Scariest smile EVER
Old news, Radar!  We posted this rumor like last month!  Maybe even two months ago!  But, okay, Radar seems to be confirming it, right?

Then OH SHIT Tila found out.  Here's where it gets good.

She tweets:

In fact, she was PISSED.

Oh, delightful!  I then saw some retweets from people on my timeline where Tila's little fans were threatening Garry Sun's life over this, so OMG I had to go see what the commotion was about.  OH DEAR GOD.  I have to share this with you.  You'll all DIE.  Here's Tila's blog entry about it.  Check it out, I'm sure it'll be gone shortly!


I like how Tila doesn't know the difference between "for" and "from."  So you have a restraining order FROM him, Tila?  So he put one on you?  SEE HOW WORDS HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS, IDIOT?

Oh god.  Oh god oh god oh god.  Raise your hand if you believe Tila was sliced up by Garry Sun.  Go ahead, I'm going to do a head count.

Nobody?

None of you believe it?

Yeah, that's what I thought.  Also, I'm pretty sure taunting Garry online would put a serious damper on your precious little "pit bull lawyer's" court case.

So I guess we'll have to see where this goes.  If Garry stands for this, then I'll have even LESS respect for him than I already did.  This might be the most fucked up thing Tila has ever accused anyone of.  I don't even think accusing Shawne Merriman of abuse is this fucked up.  Total defamation of character.  Insanity.

Bradshaw, my dearest 9head, you're the only one left.  Watch the fuck out.

Update! 
Garry Sun is currently answering some questions you guys might have.  Here's a screen cap.
4 people?  Damn Tila.  That's serious MOGUL status.