Damn you guys, here I am, trying to enjoy my vacation, and Tila has to get all INTERESTING again, forcing me to update this bitch!

So the other day we saw that Garry Sun got fired from the OMG staff, right?  Right.  They were both flinging shit back and forth, while most of us popped some popcorn and were thoroughly entertained.  But today it got REAL DEEP.

Earlier, this started circulating pretty heavily:
Scariest smile EVER
Old news, Radar!  We posted this rumor like last month!  Maybe even two months ago!  But, okay, Radar seems to be confirming it, right?

Then OH SHIT Tila found out.  Here's where it gets good.

She tweets:

In fact, she was PISSED.

Oh, delightful!  I then saw some retweets from people on my timeline where Tila's little fans were threatening Garry Sun's life over this, so OMG I had to go see what the commotion was about.  OH DEAR GOD.  I have to share this with you.  You'll all DIE.  Here's Tila's blog entry about it.  Check it out, I'm sure it'll be gone shortly!


I like how Tila doesn't know the difference between "for" and "from."  So you have a restraining order FROM him, Tila?  So he put one on you?  SEE HOW WORDS HAVE DIFFERENT MEANINGS, IDIOT?

Oh god.  Oh god oh god oh god.  Raise your hand if you believe Tila was sliced up by Garry Sun.  Go ahead, I'm going to do a head count.

Nobody?

None of you believe it?

Yeah, that's what I thought.  Also, I'm pretty sure taunting Garry online would put a serious damper on your precious little "pit bull lawyer's" court case.

So I guess we'll have to see where this goes.  If Garry stands for this, then I'll have even LESS respect for him than I already did.  This might be the most fucked up thing Tila has ever accused anyone of.  I don't even think accusing Shawne Merriman of abuse is this fucked up.  Total defamation of character.  Insanity.

Bradshaw, my dearest 9head, you're the only one left.  Watch the fuck out.

Update! 
Garry Sun is currently answering some questions you guys might have.  Here's a screen cap.
4 people?  Damn Tila.  That's serious MOGUL status.

I like Lady Gaga.  I really do.  So tonight I saw Tila saying she didn't just have Gaga NUDES, she had a pic of Gaga that included full on penetration, and I was curious.  Instead of clicking on her link, I asked people on twitter and was QUICKLY informed that Radar had already confirmed that it wasn't Gaga.  No big surprise.  I also heard that the pic was blurry and half the face was missing, besides the fact that it looked nothing like Gaga.  Okay, whatever.

But that started a whole shebang of utter bullshit coming from Tila's twitter.


See the =P?  That probably means she's joking, right?  But then she kept going...


and going


and when people didn't believe her, she tweeted:


and when she STILL got called a liar, by the #littlemonsters (Gaga's fans on twitter), she tweeted:


and when they STILL didn't believe her, she tweeted:


Tila, always true to her pre-teen audience *cough cough* then tweeted:


So this is what is currently going on over in Tila Land.  This doesn't even include her replies to people, like the one where she talks about being a squirter.  Yeah, I thought you guys could live without that one.  And now she's off furiously masturbating.  I'm kind of depressed that I know that.

But hey, remember this?


Hey, you guys want a link to a 4 second clip of Tila's sex tape?  Okay, here it is.  There's lots of porn circulating the internet that claims to be of her (trust me, my boyfriend - who is truly evil - put it on our Apple TV without telling me so I had a lovely surprise one day) and is NOT her.  It's some other Asian porn actress who only KIND OF, IF YOU SQUINT (hahaha no pun intended you racist jackholes) looks like Tila.  Then there's her Playboy videos, and her video with Masuimi Max which can be found here in stills. 

And for good measure, since she denies that's her in the 4tube video, here she is threatening to sue over it on TMZ.

Nice job, dipshit.  Hey, remember when Tila was famous for being overly-sexualized, and not for being an overly-sexualized liar with mental issues?  Ah, memories.

Hey you guys!  Uncle Eddie here, watching the shenanigans go down on Tila's twitter!  She's riled up and ready for action tonight kids!  If you're awake, head on over there and watch the fucking BAT SHIT CRAZY go down!

No, on second thought, stay here and let us tell you wtf is going on.  Here's a sampling of the insane shit she's bustin' out with tonight:

OMG I DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH TILA, SHE'LL SAY MEAN, DUMB ASS THINGS TO ME IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS!  Seriously, Tila?  You're not even 5 feet tall.  The only thing I'm afraid of are your rock hard tits and wonky nipples touching me.  Bitch, I would love it if you came to my house (you know, all the way out in Bumfuck, Iowa, where I live with the pedophiles and collect my welfare checks, right, dumb ass?) and tried to run your stupid little mouth.  Please Tila, use your mogul money and come to my fucking house (after you buy some curtains, you broke ass ho).  I will knock your dick in the dirt.

Anyway, I also wanted to add my two cents in regarding this post here made by Fatty earlier.  Fatty, my delectably rotund comrade writes:

Well, that begs the question, what ever happened to the Texaz Twinz? A visit to their Twitter didn't give any info, but a visit to their myspace, did: texaztwinz. Lovely site, but I don't see any mention of Tila's secretly named record label or the badass symbol. They say they're unsigned and their management company is The Monster Squad. Oh wait, silly me, they've probably been on the road so much touring that they haven't had time to update their info...yep, I was right, they last were seen on myspace on June 13, 2010. Of course not updating their label status is not a priority for anyone trying to get a foothold on credibility in the music industry.

Oh ho!  But Fatty!  Little did you know that a few months ago, this appeared on the Texaz Twinz twitter, only to be retweeted by tons of people and quickly removed!
Motherfucker, you THINK you're slick, but Uncle Eddie got you!  Everybody go wish that smug little bitch Rob good luck, he's obviously going to need it!

And on that note boys and ghouls, I'm going to go spend some quality time with my boyfriend of which I have, whom I did not meet (like arm meet) at a super market.