But is only one of them hers?

As you can see in this picture, Tila's EP consists of 3 songs:


Blue Dress, Get Me Off, and Walking on Thin Ice.

So obviously Blue Dress is a song by Depeche Mode, as much as Tila does not want this fact to be true. But What about Walking on Thin Ice? Right now I only have the 30 second preview on JunoDownload to consider...but it sounds an awful lot like the Yoko Ono song of the same name.

I can't say for sure until tomorrow. This "much awaited" and "highly anticipated" EP isn't even up for preview on iTunes yet. Just wanted you guys to know.

Go here to preview the song, then go here to listen to the Yoko Ono version on Youtube and tell me what you think.

So far...I'm thinking it is. WOW TILA YOU RELEASED ONE FUCKING ORIGINAL SONG. Good job, Princess Dumbass.

Update!! Ladies and gentlemen...we have confirmation:



Here, see for yourself:


My homeboy Shinosuke Nguyen on Facebook gets credit for this, but we're all going to start calling her EP "Welcome To Miss Tila's Shitty Karaoke Party" now. Just so you know.

UPDATE #2!!! 
MissTilaOMG over on twitter reminded me of this article:

You know, back in February (back when this album was supposed to drop in April...) she would have already known which tracks were going to be on it.  Is she really trying to say that Yoko Ono's "Walking on Thin Ice" is hers?  Tila, didn't you learn your lesson when you tried telling everybody that "Blue Dress" was yours?

Guess not.

Hi kiddies, Uncle Eddie here, bringing you the latest in fuckery from our favorite Methed-out Midget Mogul Millionaire. Time to reach on back into the vaults for some good ol' Tila history!

So yesterday Tila tweeted us with this:


Oh no! Well, that is a crime! No promotion? Wait, did she do promotion for "I Fucked the DJ?" I don't know if she did or not, but she assures us that it's doing pretty well over on iTunes:


Oh well that's good, Tila. I was worried for a second! I was really, really hoping that your horrendous single WAS "doinf quite well."

Oh wait...


This was taken TODAY, May 10. 2 stars, Tila? Still a shit-load of negative comments, Tila? You call that "doing quite well?" Oh wait, I get it. As long as Tila says it's so, most of those Army tards won't think to question it. Ah, makes sense.

So anyway, in the wake of her 2 star single, Miss Tila has an EP coming out tomorrow! And she couldn't do any publicity for it since it was SO SUDDENLY DROPPED ON HER AT THE LAST MINUTE.

You guys wanna see how long she's been talking about this EP?

Okay let's go!


This tweet came to us on April 21, 2009. Hmmm.

So around that time, she starts telling us what her stage show will be like. Seriously guys, it is LOL hilarious. You ready for it? It's fucking CRAZY.


Good Lord! I remember when I found those tweets, and I sent them to TRS, and we both just stared at them...I mean, what do you say to such obvious mental bullshit? I think at that point you just call the men in the white jackets who give Tila that special jacket so she can hug herself all the time!

Okay so around that same time she continues tweeting:


Notice she doesn't mention anybody by name? Like "the guitarist from Guns N' Roses." That's probably because if you said "I have Slash working on my new album..." (or the new guy - look, Uncle Eddie doesn't like to acknowledge the new Guns N Roses because it makes him sad, okay?) you'd have Slash laughing at you and calling you a liar, Tila. Anyway, we've gone from "Jessica Rabbit style music" to "Kill Bill style."

Um...

Okay moving on!

She says it again, in case you missed it:


She was probably on this kick because, as we all know, Tila is mega famous and does tons of movies!


HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. Oh, don't worry, I have tons of tweets like that, too, but that's for a post at a different time.

Continuing...


Uh oh, I think somebody lied about that...

Again, did you forget that Tila is super mega famous? YOU DID? Well shame on you!


How dare you forget that?!



LOL 2, Tila? HAAHAHAHA. Really now, Tila. You're such a bad liar. Too bad the Resistance wasn't really around then to call you on your bullshit. THANK GOD WE ARE NOW! *waves* HI PRINCESS DUMBASS!

Hey you guys see how she's talking about Blue Dress? Ugh, as if we haven't had to go over that 1,000,000 times. You guys already know it's not hers, so I won't insult you with telling you again. But Tila will!


LOL "my song" huh? Okay. It's extra funny because Tila posted the video of her screeching like a cat in heat oh wait, I mean SINGING Blue Dress today!

Oh and recently she's been promising to tour again. I know all of you realize she does this all the time, but here's a really old one that's FAR TOO EASY to debunk:


Yes, this was supposed to be after her EP released last summer.

Here's a fine example of what is going to be on her "album" (it goes back and forth from being an "album" to being an EP, notice that?)


Goddamn. And I thought the lyrics to "I Fucked the DJ" were bad. (hint: THEY ARE BAD. These are slightly less bad.) I like how she says she wants to credit herself as song writer. NO SHIT TILA. Who else would write such fucking TRIPE!?

Wait, you know what's missing? Tila isn't name dropping like she usually does! I mean, she's hinting at "the guitarist from Guns N Roses" and stuff, but I need some good old fashioned Tila name dropping! What about you guys?


OMG I feel so much better. It's funny how way up there at the top, in the iTunes reviews, somebody said Tila is worse than Soulja Boy. I bet that person didn't even know they used to be friends! I say "used to be" because I have no idea if they still are. Tila used to tweet him all the time. He probably eventually saw through her like everybody does and dropped her ass. Dude, that's pretty bad.

Hey guys, wanna hear from Jane?


I know, it doesn't really have anything to do with this post. But she does say "Welcome Back to the Darkside," so maybe Tila is planning on blaming this epic bomb of an album/EP on Jane? Plus, NGL, I just love Jane. If Tila were Jane all the time I would rejoice.

Wow, I've finally come to the end of my Tila History lesson! (read: I'm sick of this shit) I know, we didn't learn much today, except for the fact that Tila is obviously a huge liar. Sorry Tila, but you've obviously had time to promote this stinker since you've been talking about it since LAST YEAR. Do I think it will drop tomorrow? Um...well it'll probably drop SOON. I can't guarantee tomorrow after the atrociousness that went on with her pushing back her blog over and over again. It'll probably do as well as her single "I Fucked the DJ." Hey, when you only have 6 fans worldwide, it's hard to sell an album/EP, okay? Give her a break.

Besides, coming up soon is a very special day for Tila. I'll definitely be posting on it that day (it's the 13th, so make sure you check back Thursday!).

Love you bitches, I'm out!

Update!!! 
Our loyal reader Isis commented with a link to Tila's EP on Junodownloads.  Here's the screencap!  3 WHOLE SONGS, ONE OF WHICH IS BLUE DRESS!!  LOL!!

God, you guys! You ruined the surprise! We've been working on the PR.com interview since yesterday but NOOOOO you guys had to leave it in the comments and ruin it for everybody! GEEZ!

Just playin' y'all. You know we love you! But you gotta trust us that we're on top of this shit. Who run this motherfucker? That's right, Rotspot. Now sit on Uncle Eddie's lap and listen to a story about a little delusional blond gnome.

A long, long time ago, in a forest far, far away...










I took it upon myself to underline all the parts that made me LOL. But let's discuss it a little bit, shall we?

So the first thing I underlined is that it calls her a Vietnamese immigrant. I'm sorry, but don't you actually have to immigrate from Vietnam to be called a Vietnamese immigrant? Say, like, your parents immigrate from Vietnam before you're born and you're born in Singapore, does that really make you a Vietnamese immigrant? *Credit goes to STFUtilaOMG for pointing this out to me!* Example:


Yes, I know, Wikipedia isn't the most TRUSTED of sources. But go ahead, look for yourself. See if you can find any different information. I couldn't. I did find this though, and it made me lol for hours:


.....Anyway! Let's continue with Tila's PR.com interview.

She talks a lot about her new gossip blog, which begs the question WHAT NEW GOSSIP BLOG? I don't see one, do you? Why is she doing all this press for something she couldn't get released on time and STILL isn't up? Kind of reminds me when she did all that press for being pregnant, and we know where that turned up...

"I'm so smart that I think I'm an alien sometimes."

 LOL just sayin'. Anyway, lots of us think you're an alien sometimes too, Tila,but that doesn't have to do with how smart you are. It has to do with the shape of your head. See?

Okay moving on. Blah blah blah, Ambassador. Ugh, I'm so sick of this one. Seriously Tila, there are so many nude pictures and fucking softcore porn videos of you out there that you will NEVER EVER EVER BECOME AN AMBASSADOR. Go here to see what it takes to become an ambassador.

Also, she's so humble, isn't she? Talking about how her video got deleted off of Facebook because girls are jealous, and how she's so pretty and smart AND INTELLIGENT all at the same time! How exactly is one smart AND intelligent at the same time? Nice.

So then we get to the video of her shoplifting from CVS. I don't know if Allison Kugel is retarded or just playing into Tila's ego, but nobody on earth took that shit seriously. Tila is a horrible actress and should stick to Skinemax if she ever tries acting seriously. (Yes I know she had a 2 minute scene in 'Chuck and Larry' where she plays a fucking Hooters girl, I'm talking SERIOUS acting, and you know it's only a matter of time until she tries that shit again.) Click here if you haven't seen the CVS video and want a good laugh.
I lolled extra hard when she talks about how sweet she is with people, and in relationships. I mean, really Tila? Are you sure about that?


Oh shit, my bad y'all. Tila is sweet as fucking pie. I just forgot.

Okay, you guys see where she says "I know I will dethrone his site in less than a month?" Okay, keep that in mind. Don't think we won't be checking stats.

Oh, here we go. The crotch shots. Really Tila? There's never been a picture like that of you? I want you guys to go to the Hotspot. I know, you shouldn't because she gets paid when you go. But I want you to see how sneaky Tila is. When she gave this interview she (or her people, who knows) deleted the crotch shot pictures from her Paparazzi photo album. I'll make it easy for you. Here's her photo page. Click on Paparazzi. Notice a certain one is missing? Gosh, Tila, you're too smart for us. You really must be 10 steps ahead! Because nobody was quick enough to save those before you deleted them!

Oh shit, wait.


I love how she labels them "crotch shot" just to make it easier for us. Tila, this makes you look bad, as usual, but this makes Allison Kugel look REALLY BAD. LOL. Good. That's what you get for being a hack journalist, Allison.

Moving on, isn't Blue Dress on her new album? Is she saying she wrote that AGAIN? Lord have mercy. I...I can't even be bothered. You all know it's a Depeche Mode song. I can't do it.

LOL she gets to the Tila Tequila name again. This time she gives both lies, that she got it in 8th grade and that it was just a screen name. Ugh, so here, I can't be bothered to out this shit again. Just read what I said the first time.

I can't believe she combined the two. And poor Carlos gets left out in the cold AGAIN.

Oh, and I feel like we need to make this clear. Tila? We are most certainly laughing at you. Don't believe me?


How was that? Got it now? Okay good, let's move on.

Ugh, really I'm so bored with this slut by now. Aren't you? I mean, it's the same old bullshit over and over and over. "I'm adopting, I was pregnant, I fucked a DJ" OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Goddammit Tila, you're boring me!

Just for funsies, I included Allison's info, in case any of you want to drop her a line and tell her she's a fucking sham. I already did. Hell, link her here. Tell her to stop being a fucking pussy and get the real story. DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH, ALLISON, AND MAYBE YOU'D RETAIN SOME FUCKING CREDIBILITY. Just sayin'.

Later, asswads, I'm out!

Tila claims in this video taken over the weekend that SHE wrote "Blue Dress" which was ACTUALLY WRITTEN by Depeche Mode.





When will she fuckin' learn? JHC!!!!







UPDATE: Here is Tila stating back in OCTOBER 2009 that SHE wrote Blue Dress

*Special thanks to our beloved Eduardo Retardo for the heads up on this*