Addition below

Alright, you knew it was coming from me. A post on the order Tila obtained today. The conditions are a full order, 100 yards, 3 years with option to renew later. This IS standard and grants the normal distance as we have made fun of in the past with the 10 yards. But Seola, what does this all MEAN? It means nothing. Why? Because Garry showed up late to court and in the state of California (according to my research, I don't live there) when a judge is ruling on an RO, if the other party is not in court for whatever reason during the hearing, it's considered a default judgment. This is done to not waste the courts time with a trial date reset. You can't really state your case if you don't actually show up... to state your case. This is also a setback for Garry in terms of the civil suit pending, but only barely.

Some things to note as of this blog's post time: During Tila's appearance, she reiterated he was batty, but did NOT - and this is a biggie - did NOT state at any time did Garry harm her, touch her or threaten her. Her words turned into "I feel threatened", not "I was threatened".

So what is a mature 29 year old woman who is fearful for her life to do after getting out of court, getting a default judgment for the RO? (Hint: It's not like Merriman who kept his mouth shut after getting HIS $2 mill default against TILA.) She hides her antenna, pops her alien head out, declaring... "I win!". Now, this is the same woman who claimed she is soooooooooo gangsta, she could take on the Juggalos. She's afraid of some wannabe "rapper" who honestly, I could probably take. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm not claiming to be hardcore or have gangbanged out in the hood before I got a TV show for sluts. In fact, she's the only one, in his time around celebs who has even mentioned his name or had a problem with him. Aside from that fact, this is the same slut who was telling Loni Love to "bring it" when Love could have swatted her like a fly. Remember, Tila knows... well, nothing really, but she claims to know Jiu Jitsu.

Could Garry fight it? Possibly, but not worth it. 100 yards is barely enough to get out of Tila's stench of self-loathing, self-hating, wartly presence. She'll never be at any event worth a damn that Garry could cover. He'll need his moolah to defend the civil suit, because given what he said, when he said it and her saying what she said (all that's been covered here), a reasonable judge/jury would basically tell them they are both big mouths and they are responsible for their own lawyer fees.

Onto Tila's blog post, which starts with another years old re-hash of a picture of her, since she knows she ain't even close to looking decent these days.

I have the BEST NEWS for you guys today! So I just got back from the Los Angeles Superior Courthouse to testify against Garry Sun’s lies and threats against me in front of the judge, and the judge granted me a 3 year restraining order against Garry Sun and his lies! On top of that he has to stay 100 yards away from me at all times and is not allowed to make contact of any kind, nor harass me in ANY WAY! Whether it be in person, phone, blabbing and talking more Sh!t online, as he has been doing!!!!!!!!!!

Why is what Tila has to say important? Because she's digging her own hole on this one. Reasonable expectation on an RO is that the party wanting the RO must also keep their distance and cannot inflame, engage, or otherwise taunt the RO'ed party.

So during all this drama that took place, Garry Sun has been proven to be a liar over and over and over again, and the judge can see right through his lies and see’s that he is DEFINITELY an unstable person who can cause harm to me and that is why the judge granted me the 3 year restraining order this morning!!!! The best part???? Sun did NOT even show up on time and when he did finally show up, my lawyer, Alan Gutman, went straight over to Garry and served him his restraining order right then and there in the courthouse!!!!!!!!!!! BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

If the judge actually felt Garry was this dangerous, he would have ordered Garry to undergo psychiatric testing and possibly a 5150 to establish his ability to function in society. A judge can be on the hook if he allows a person he reasonably believes to be unstable to walk around and hurt someone else. But, why is the serving of the RO the best thing ever? Maybe it's because I've actually been pregnant, or been engaged, or been married, or been on several travels around the world.... but watching someone you claim to be a loser be told to stay away from you is the "best ever"?

So you see? For all those who doubted me, I really hope you guys would stop thriving off of negativity and drama. It’s not good for anyone and as you said “THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL” and it just did! I am SO HAPPY that I am now protected BY LAW from this crazy man and I just pray that he leaves me alone. I just want to move on with my life as I have been doing and I don’t want any drama. I don’t know why he continues to make up lies about me when all it will do is get him in trouble. So today is a GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!

It took me a few minutes to contemplate the idiocy of her statement in "thriving off negativity and drama". I'm still not sure how to approach this, while my body and fingers have a hard time staying still while simultaneously laughing and rolling my eyes. But remember that statement, I'll be bringing it up again shortly.

Thank you everyone for your support and my only wish now is for Garry to just please go away and leave me alone! If he doesn’t? Then he’ll face up to one year of jail time!

Ok so let’s all celebrate!!! Woohooo!!!! Gooooooooo TILA ARMY! See? He got what he deserved. Now let’s move on from all this B.S. and enjoy the finer things in life! Today is a beautiful day in LA so I’m going to go out and celebrate my victory! Garry has slandered me beyond belief and I will handle that in another case coming up for defamation and slander! You can’t just go around making up these highly serious allegations against an innocent person and think that you can get away with that! But for now…. I’m really happy!

More "I want to move on" stuff. We personally have the proof on slanderous statements Tila made (and tried to cover up). All that aside, she's so happy, she's gonna call the paps and let them know where to photograph her. But pay attention to the bolded statement. Wait wait wait - you want to move on, but now you want to go into another legal battle which will be tossed? She goes on about "highly serious allegations" but she's made an allegation against Garry for attempted murder. So Tila runs her mouth some more in the comments:

The first comment, another "moving on, but not til I try to sue him" post, with another reference to his psyche. The comments are seemingly harmless in and of themselves, but each time Tila says it, will be considered as evidence of provocation.

The comic relief in this post comes from Your Mother. (I love how that sentence came out.) That's just priceless and pretty much sums up the entire debacle. Every single post Tila makes on her flog, and every single comment she makes in that section, and every single tweet on Garry (including her tweets from court during her hearing) is her digging her hole... well, when her flapjack pussy lips don't get in the way of the shovel. At this point, it's a peanut gallery spectacle for me. I'll be entertained because they both are mental, nothing will happen to either of them in the court case at this point and Garry will talk his little heart out, giving us the lolz on Tila. Being that Tila has some sort of public platform, all her comments will be used against her if Garry decides to speak. Why? Because they are enticing him to need to address himself publicly to refute Tila. See, even if you are the one holding the RO, you can't just go around saying what you want to say either.

Ya stupid hooker.

Addition:
Joann mentioned this on my last blog post:

I don't care if she got the 3 year RO because Gary don't want to be around her anyway and evidently Tila thinks she has won her case against Gary and she's innocent of everything Gary said about her. lol.

One thing this made me think of to mention is that Tila getting the RO is not a confirmation the judge believes anything she had to say, a vindication for her, nor an admission that Garry was lying. So Tila posting about how great things are, how the judge believed her, etc. is all a lie and could actually piss the courts off for implying the judge made any sort of statements about the accusations against Garry. So score one for Garry for Tila bragging...

• Pulling down her bikini bottoms because her demon snatch needed to breathe
  
• Shoving her hand down into her undies to close the gateway to hell
• Sucking on her fingers like she had just eaten some Doritos
• Rubbing her crotch so the genie would come out and grant her three wishes

I love fashion!  I do, I do, I do!!!  And REAL fashion.  I even love the fact that some celebrities even talk about not wearing the best of the best.  We ALWAYS seem to find that the alien and 9head (aka Bradshaw) have to lie about where the outfits came from.  So, remember the awesomesauceness of dress that 9head and Meth Mouth went on and on about back in April?

Yes, Tila wants you to believe that she lives the life of a mogul. I don't know which mogul exactly, because she does shit like this:



 And of course

Ugh, sick. I don't know about you guys, but that fucking hotdog picture is now my favorite picture of Tila EVER, even though it makes Uncle Eddie's gigantic phallus shrivel up and die. Hey, if The Gnome can have a giant cock, so can I!

Anyway, since her "Party with my Syphilis" tour is now over, we see what the daily life of a mogul...no, fuck that, HOGUL...is really like.

Spiked Tequila gave us a great write-up of Tila trying to get attention from Perez Hilton today, during his twitter feud with Mr. Flesh Colored Beard himself, Spencer Pratt. You can read it here. In short, Tila can't stand that Perez won't give her the time of day, even though she tries so hard to get his attention. Personally I love it. She tries so hard, look:


LOL. I hate to break it to you sweets, but he's not going to respond. He couldn't give less of a fuck about you because you are nothing. You are shit to him. He's not afraid of you, HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUX. LOL see what I did there? Also, the media outlets are saying that about your blog dethroning his because THEY'RE QUOTING YOUR FUCKING DUMB ASS IN THE INTERVIEW YOU GAVE. Jesus fucking Christ Tila, you can't possibly be this stupid, can you?

And just for kicks, let's look at a recent picture of Perez.


Why the fuck does she still call him Piggy Perez? He's obviously lost a lot of weight and looks fucking awesome. Look at him, Tila, you gonna say he's copying your "trademark" blowing a kiss pose? Ooh and he's with Lindsay Lohan - she went to his birthday party! Did she ever go to yours? No? But you tweet her so often! Just because she NEVER EVER responds...I mean...I thought you guys were friends! (LOL no I didn't. You're fucking pathetic, Tila.)

So anyway, a little later Tila can't get off this Perez kick she's on. She tells her Tila Army to vote in this poll:


And you can see her Army runs to it in DROVES. FUCKING DROVES I TELL YOU.

Wanna see how it turned out?


Note: you can STILL go vote on this poll. But oh, poor Tila. Even your army couldn't help you win this one.

And then, my personal favorite, she starts telling us all about Alexa searches.


I did one of my own - I compared Tila's new yet-to-be-launched gossip blog to Perezhilton.com. Here's what I got:


LOL you can hardly even see Tila's gossip blog WAY down there at the bottom! The stats on the right, like where it says "up 70%" are the stats for Tila's gossip blog. Yes, in the past month, when you've been out spouting your meth-crazy word vomit all over the place, the hits for your blog have gone up 70%. Too bad they're going and seeing that it's not launched yet. But you still see how the numbers are REALLY REALLY LOW? Does that show you how successful your PR pantyshot tour was?

And you better believe if the gossip blog actually ever launches we'll be keeping an eye on it, just to see if you ever really do beat Perez. (Hint: DOUBTFUL)

And thus, kiddies, is the real life day of a hogul. Everybody golf clap for Tila!

This is a good one for LOL's. VLADtv captured the things that we love to laugh about. Have you noticed that every single interview she's done is basically the same mother fuckin' thing? "Bla bla bla", "Snap", "This and That", "Smack", "Hogul Laugh", rinse and repeat. She smacks her lips a lot in this. Ah, the remnants of powder in your nose/throat and the drainage...YUM TILA!