Hey guys!  Just finished watching Betty White on SNL and if you didn't see that shit, you need to make sure you go to nbc.com first thing tomorrow and witness the funniest shit that has ever been put on TV.

ANYWAY, you know how we've been saying since Tila's fail blog launched that she checks our site constantly?  Okay, so remember when it first launched and I made this post saying exactly WHY the blog sucks?   Okay, go to #8.  It says:

So there's two things I wanted to show you guys.  First off, remember this post I made earlier today, detailing Tila's suicidal tweets from 2009?  Well I'M SURE IT'S A COINCIDENCE (yeah fucking right) but Tila talked about them today too in her Dear Diary!


Yes Tila, of course we remember them.  HI CUNT, I GUESS YOU'RE READING THIS RIGHT NOW.  Stop stealing our content!

In fact, stop stealing ANYBODY'S content.  Here's the second thing I wanted to show you!  Here's Tila's article on a cop who got arrested for smoking the crack on duty:


Wow, fascinating stuff for a celebrity gossip blog, Tila.  Gosh though, it sounds REALLY familiar...


That's from Hiphopwired.com, you can see the article here.  For God's sake Tila, you added two words to it and you call it YOUR OWN!?    And she does, too, look:


Goddamn.  We might be a "hater blog" but at least we post all our own shit, you stupid skank.

Also, NGL (that stands for "Not Gonna Lie"), Fatty McFatterson totally tipped me off to the cop thing.  SEE LOOK, I CREDIT MY SOURCES.  Fuck you, Tila.

By the way, for anybody curious, when you click on the link that is "Tila Staff," it either takes you to a page that says

http://misstilaomg.com/author/carltonjordanomg/ (as this one does)
or it might take you to one that says
http://misstilaomg.com/author/terringuyenomg

You know, Terri Nguyen.  Tila's equally trainwreck yet not as famous sister.  YES, TILA HAS HER SISTER BLOGGING FOR HER.  After all that bullshit she put Perez and Barbie through.

Update!  This doesn't really have anything to do with the article, but Katie Schumaker over on facebook just linked me to this hilarious article by terryaley.com that gives an AMAZING rundown of Tila's fail blog.  Read it for a larf.