You KNOW you've sank to the bottom of the Z list when you're clingin' to attention and fame by ridin' the coattails of Michael Lohan and Kate Major!  ... Gross!


I particularly love the middle two images.  Tila's face looks AMAZING!  With her head cocked back, lookin' like some alien troll force comin' out of a human head.  Then alongside that, we have Kate Major makin' a stank face ... I'm guessin' Tila's breath was still rank from eatin' KM's rotten crotch prior to the party or from them all playin' pass the glass dick, I hear that shit makes your breath pretty nasty too. 

Well looky here, boys and girls.  As pointed out in the comments to the previous post, Tila decided to show us exactly how one proves to be too crazy for a show that featured the crazy antics of Gary Busey!

I'm sorry, but every time I hear (I guess technically "read") her saying "I don't like telling people..." I flash back to when she claimed to be psychic and said "if you tell people your powers diminish!" or whatever it was she dribbled out.

This shouldn't come as a surprise to any of you!  This isn't the first time Tila has talked about being "abducted."  Remember this entry we made a while ago?  In that post are screen caps of Tila talking about the aliens coming to visit her, as well as the vortex to another dimension she believed was in her bedroom.

And don't forget my favorite screen cap of all time:
Aliens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That shit just makes me laugh and laugh!

Good night, lovies!

Aliens ... er wait ... that was another post. Maybe Allergic to Alcohol!?!? Nope, done that one too. Er hmm, yea yet ANOTHER post. A is for Abortion it's ... no wait! Fuck, that's been done too! Ahem, let's try this again! A is for Adoption i ... I meant, A is for Ambassador it's go...well fuck, it looks like TT has used the whole goddamned dictionary of "A" words to make up stories about her non life! Now, if she could only get on the A-List of celebrities that she's so desperately trying to do.

So back to my song ... *clears throat*

So as you guys know by now, our favorite Meth-Mouthed Midget Mogul moved from her old "mansion" into her new "mansion" a few months ago, and recently the address of said "mansion" was leaked on the internets. Oh, you crazy internets and the wonders you behold. And, as we all previously knew, it's the swankiest mansion in all of Hollywood!

Oh wait, it's not? It's just an apartment complex?


Oh. Damn. I believed Tila this time! Okay real talk, no I didn't. Nobody did. Because we all saw the pictures she posted and we aren't idiots. I mean really, is anybody surprised at this revelation? I'm more surprised that Tila was dumb enough to have her actual name on her bills, which is supposedly how somebody found her. And I love that Mr. Forehead himself (Bradshaw for those of you who haven't been introduced to his massive dome yet) was dumb enough to have geo tracking on his tweets. Nice job, you fabulous trendsetter, you!

Okay so what do we know about Tila's apartmansion? Well a simple google search of the address (which Uncle Eddie is not going to post here. It's not hard to find and if any of the other FINE ladies of the Rotspot want to update this post and put it up, go right ahead. After you send Uncle Eddie pictures of your boobs, that is. Yes, again. Uncle Eddie needs fresh pics!) reveals something hilarious:


 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Uncle Eddie doesn't exactly trust this report. It's funny and all, and maybe I'm just a big fat pessimist...

Oh fuck it, let's laugh that Tila's apartmansion has bed bugs!

So why did she move? Well, it's taken us a long time to find out why. There's been tons of speculation. Was she evicted? Was it really filled with too many memories of her cash cow Casey?

NEITHER!

Here it is, exactly WHY Tila moved!


 OMG Tila, I have an open mind! Tell me more!


...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jesus fucking Christ.

Okay let's be serious here. Which is scarier, bed bugs or aliens? That's a tough one. I mean, choosing between little bugs that nibble on you while you're sleeping and an OBVIOUSLY CRAZY DRUG PSYCHOSIS. That's a tough one. Tila, which one do you think is scarier?


No doubt.