My oh my, what's this I see on TMZ?


Guh-rosssss.

Check out the full article here.  And in case you're curious, she's STILL denying she made a porno.  Nevermind two.

Update! 
Tila reacts!

Here's what I love about this.
A) She has previously said she'd never make a sex tape.  

We've featured that screen cap here a million times.  She also said this once, which is super ultra mega classy:

Nice!
B) She keeps saying "whomever is leaking this..."  Does that mean she's filmed so many sex tapes that she doesn't know who could be leaking it?
HA!
And darling, we know it's not a sex tape.  It's a full on porno.  What the fuck are you going to do when it comes out?  Idiot.

Check her out, crying on Facebook and not skipping a beat to proclaim how fucking AMAZING she is by doing "so much charity work," i.e. she sat on her drugged out ass at a gala and danced with a kid who thought she was on Flavor of Love and didn't know her name (it's not like she bothered to learn his, either).


Aww, she can't stop crying!  You guys, let's all feel bad for her.  It's not like she dug her own grave or anything.  Come on, everybody!  Let's stroke her ego!

OH, POOR TILA.

I know, I'm posting up a storm today, but you guys seem to be enjoying the updates.  And anybody who isn't can obviously suck my dick.

ANYWAY.  Just a minute ago Tila tweeted

I'm going to ignore the fact that she's IN bedrest.  I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.  The "i" and the "o" are right next to each other, and she's obviously far too traumatized to type.  But COME THE FUCK ON.  She's on bedrest!?  FOR WHAT!?  The two tiny fucking cuts on her face?  Jesus Christ.  She could have turned a rough trick and had worse injuries than that!

You know, if she was just honest and said "That was really fucking scary for me and I don't want to get out of bed right now" nobody would bat an eye at her.  In fact, she'd probably garner more sympathy that way!  But no, Tila, just keep exaggerating your bullshit injuries and make us all fucking hate you more.

Oh but I was hoping one of you guys could answer this question for me.  How exactly is she traumatized since she knew this would happen?  Don't forget, she's psychic after all!  I guess seeing car accidents in the near future is MUCH different than seeing your performance go down in shit-covered flames.

HEY ROTSPOTTERS!  So as many of you know, this little ol' blog was on lock for a little while.  Obviously we weren't "down," as many people thought.  Let's just say we all needed a break.  But we're back!  Unlocked and better than ever!


Here's a screen shot of Tila being overjoyed that we were "down."  Oh, silly Tila!  You should know better than to trust internet trolls!

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT BITCHES, WE'RE BACK!

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