I wasn't going to post this, but frankly I think it's too funny to ignore.  Here's a video of Tila, after she alerted the paparazzi as to what time her flight was arriving.  Check out these fake tears.  Don't you feel just TERRIBLE for her?  God knows I do!

Oh wait.  I don't.  My bad, guys.

Enjoy!


Damn, even THEY are asking if this is a PR stunt.  This is your legacy, Tila.  Enjoy it!

Your average Rotspot reader: Man, I wish Tila would get her dumb ass pulled over for pulling so many stunts in "her" lambo!

YOUR WISH IS UNCLE EDDIE'S COMMAND.

There are so many lolz in this video.  I can't quite make out what she's screaming, but MAN, can't you feel the love from the Paparazzi?  Like, when the one says he'll get $5 for this recording?  Tila must be really high up on that market then, right?  A whole 5 bucks!  Hot damn!
Hey Tila, just because they yell "We love you!" doesn't make it so, you fucking simp.

Watch out!  Shawne Merriman's behind you!

Update! 
According to TMZ (you can read their post here):

In the end, Santa Barbara police tell us Tila received one ticket for going the wrong way down a one-way street ... and another ticket because her passsenger was not wearing a seatbelt.  

But not one for blowing through that red light RIGHT AFTER they let her go.  Nice, Tila.  That's not even cute.  Aww, but according to Tila, everyone who meets her is SUPER nice to her, right?  LOL yeah right skank. 

So we got this in our inbox today:

I just wanted to let you know I happen to live near this Lambo dealership she keeps talking about.  I was out running errands anyway so I drove by and there was not ONE person there for Tila.  In fact, I have attached a photo of all the paparazzi frenzy, tsk tsk.  The place was so dead I had no trouble pulling right up in front, and Robertson is a busy street.  The real highlight was when a dude at the dealership was telling the 2 paps to get their sign in their video footage.  I didn't stick around to see if she actually drove off in the car (which is ass ugly, btw).  After they drove up in a navy blue VW Jetta with someone (Bradshaw?) hooting out the back window I just couldn't stick around.  You can use this pic, please just keep me anonymous. 

      

    Viva le resistance!

Here's the pic.


Wow.  No wonder she "took them all for rides" in her new lambo.  Some media storm there, Tila.

Nice!

Well motherfucker my favorite holiday of the year must be here ... and in June!??! Usually Halloween is in October but when you're a gutter slut whore boss bitch hogul you can change up any fuckin' holiday you want (in your head).

Tila blabs on about being possessed, shows off her "cuts", talks about snorting and shooting up, and her ... haunted house? All, once again, to get any sort of attention that she can get. Notice she has NO FRIENDS or anything with her. Just a few paparazzi (that she called I'm sure) following her and asking her questions about her spot on Celebrity Rehab. She makes references to giving them private shows at her house, producing milk/whip cream out of her disfigured nipples and makes sure to unbutton her blouse so everyone can see more of the plastic that is suffocating her sense of reality.




Oh yea, I noticed her smoking in the video too. She's on again off again. I guess this weekend she sucked enough cock to scrape up a pack or two of good ol' Marlboro. I mean spending 5 MILLION dollars in the last 10-13 years in smokes sure is a lot of smoke. I mean just think of that tasty asstray love lockin' you like she was doing in that skanky video earlier this morning! Like she was saying "Yuuuuum"!!!!

...she never lies.

...and the world is SHOCKED.  Seriously, just SHOCKED.

So Tila blatantly stole something from The Superficial and posted it.  I know, shock and awe, right?  Except The Superficial seems to be pretty pissed about it.  Here's what they tweeted today:


Whore-hole?  Party with AIDS?  That shit is CLASSIC.  So here's the actual theft referred to in the third tweet:


This is the Superficial's pic.  Check out the file name.  Compare that to Tila's:


WOW.  Tila isn't even smart enough to change the file name!  Tila credits Splash News, but I don't think that's good enough.  Take it to the limit, Superficial!

By the way, the story Tila "broke" is that Heidi (Tila spells her name "Heidi Montage") wants bigger boobs.  Heidi actually began saying that in interviews right after her surgery months ago, and Perez posted about it on February 15, 2010.  You can read it here.   WAY TO BREAK THAT NEWS, TILA.  Fucking idiot.

And now for something really funny.  Tila actually got an exclusive!  She caught Michael Lohan uh...sitting in a car...in front of a club...just sitting there!  WHOO!  You go Tila!


And it only SLIGHTLY reeks of desperation!  (By "slightly" I mean "immensely.")  I love how she's all "omg look Lindsay!  I sent paparazzi to take pictures of your dad!  He's sitting in a car!  He didn't want his picture taken!  Please be my friend now!  I told you girl, I got your back!  Please?"  Great, so your only "exclusive" is nothing but absolute conjecture?  Wow Tila, your gossip blog is obviously changing the world.  It's allowing people to be idiots.  Great.  Way to benefit society there, meth face.

See, Tila army?  This is what you've done because you couldn't get #tilacommitsuicide trending last year.  This is all your fault.

Here's two things I'd love it if Tila could just understand for 2 seconds.
#1: Paparazzi is an Italian word.   Here is the origin:

Origin:
1965–70; < It, from the surname of such a photographer in Federico Fellini's La dolce vita (1959), after the name of a hotelkeeper in George Gissing's By the Ionian Sea (1901), read by Fellini in It trans. at the time of the movie's producton

Thus, Tila, the plural of Paparazzi is PAPARAZZI.  The singular of the word is PAPARAZZO.  One photographer is a PAPARAZZO.  Two or more are PAPARAZZI.  Not PAPARAZZIS.

#2: Your blog is seeing such high numbers because it's new.  Stop comparing yourself to TMZ and bragging that they've been around for years and you've only been around 2 days.  Besides that, people like Michael K (who you bragged about talking about your blog) think it's stupid.  I'm sorry you are too stupid to understand sarcasm, I really am.  Just wait, Tila.  Just wait and see where your numbers are once the shock of this idiot blog wears off.  We all predicted this would happen, you aren't showing anybody up.  Bad press might be press, but it's not gaining you any fans.  Sweetheart, you aren't going to like being famous when everybody hates you.  You can't handle it, you're a suicidal mess.

Ugh, I don't know why I even try.  At least I know she'll read it.  Uncle Eddie loves you, boys and girls!  Uncle Eddie does not love Tila because Tila is stupid.  Uncle Eddie doesn't love stupid.

Later bitches!

... thanks for not being a pussy and allowing me to put your identity up.  I'm so glad someone else has some fuckin' balls.  Man, I'm so sick of all of the pansies floating around on twitter with all of the "top secret" bullshit.  So kudos to you my friend, I think you're quite swell.

TRS, what in the hell are you talkin' about?  Ladies and gents, do you remember Tila's classy live performance in NYC last weekend?  If not, here's a little replay!