So I woke up this morning to news that Tila's fail blog had finally dethroned Perez Hilton!  Wait, what's that?  Oh, my bad guys.  What I mean to say is that Tila's fail blog was running away with it's tail between it's legs!  That's right, Rotspotters.  Tila has given up the Celebrity Gossip trade!


Let me break this down for you, Uncle Eddie style.

First screen cap: Wow Tila, that's an OLD ASS picture of you.  But of course it is.  You know just as well as we do, Tila, that you presently look like something the cat dragged in.  Whoring and drugs will do that to you.  And whoever published this picture is really working overtime on the smoothing brush.  Goddamn.

She continues on that her readers just aren't interested in celebrity gossip, and that it bores the hell out of her to write about it.  Yes, Tila, that seems like an excellent career path to me, especially when you "knew NOTHING about Pop Culture."  Do I believe this?  My answer is: HELL TO THE NO!!!!!!  (See what I did there?)  And neither should you.  I believe Tila's just realizing that her blog is complete and utter fail, so in true Tila fashion, she "never liked doing it, anyway."  Right.  But I love how she goes from having "A staff member" to "tons of different staff members" in the same paragraph.  Jesus Christ, Tila. 

So she lays it out for us. 

I am going to change the ENTIRE dynamic, direction, and content of my website to target what the demographic of my reader’s seem to like! So from now on, my website’s content will be dedicated to all the “REAL” people out there and not about all the worthless celebrity news. I want to dedicate my website to all the people out there who work their asses off trying to make it in this industry. Whether you’re an upcoming Musician, Model, aspiring Actor, or for all of the people who email me for advice. I am making the changes to my website due to the high demand of what my reader’s want. I get SO many emails from people asking me for advice, or if I can help them promote their charities, music, modeling, acting, etc, etc, etc. So this is why I have decided to change the direction of my website.

God, you guys, this bitch is a real humanitarian!  She just wants to help people!

I think my favorite part of this whole thing is when she talks about the Universe guiding her to the right place.  Yeah, Tila?  Did the Universe guide you to the GOTJ?  Did the universe tell you to keep "performing" (I use that term loosely) when you were getting pelted with "poop and pee?"  When your previous face meet was exposed?  If so, I think the Universe is on our side.  High five, Universe!

Oh, then she lays it on the line.  The posts that get the most hits are the ones about her, like her dumbass "the Others" entries and her Dear Diaries.  Oh!  So what you're saying, Tila, is that your site is going to be mostly about you!  Because I've only seen you post a handful of "helping the little guy" posts, but TONS of posts are totally up your own ass! 

Hang on, I'll let you get over the shock and awe of Tila changing her fail blog to be only about her.  Deep breaths, everybody.

And really, she's so far up her own ass that even the "helping the little guy" posts she's claiming to focus on now are still all about her.  She's SO awesome, ask her for advice!  Don't go through a legit agency, send your applications to Tila!  I just vomited twice and died.

And yes, she's still going to blog about celebrity gossip.  But, ACCORDING TO TILA:

• Only if she finds it interesting for her and her readers
• Only if it's SUPER DUPER SCANDALOUS AND BREAKING NEWS

What, like this?

Yeah, I went to that post.  It's posted by "Tila Staff" and completely ripped off from The Hollywood Reporter.  So when Tila said "I'm going to change the ENTIRE dynamic, direction, and content of my website," she apparently didn't inform Tila Staff...or maybe this was super interesting and scandalous/breaking news?  I guess I'm just an asshole then, because I couldn't give a fuck how much The Situation earned this year.

I think this is the closest we're going to get to Tila admitting failure.  Soak it in, boys.  Is this just a ploy to get people to cover her useless bullshit more often?  To get Tila more attention?  OMG no, why ever would you think that!?

Lots of you saw Joel McHale causing major lolz, covering the GOTJ incident (or "face meet gate 2010") on The Soup last night.  In case you missed it, check out their blog, and here's the video!




It got kind of vicious.  We also got to see Oscar Nuñez decide against throwing poo and recommended throwing textbooks instead, namely a physics book.  Irony?

To see the entire episode, catch it replaying all weekend on E!  It's definitely worth it.

Many years ago I befriended a wonderful 81-year old lady named Connie. I'd go to her house, late at night, and we'd watch Howard Stern together. In the 1950's she was banned from her bookclub for introducing racy novels to the ladies. Absolutely the most badass little old lady I ever met.  I had to help her move her belongings when she was forced into an assisted living home. One item was her brass bed. As we took it apart she explained how her late husband was so delirious with pain from cancer, he bent the headboard rails by grabbing them and twisting. Though he was given morphine for his pain, it wasn't enough. Sadly, he died in that horrible pain. Two years after we got her settled into the assisted living home, she too succumbed to cancer, but not before begging her doctor for more morphine than he was allowed to give her. She told me at times the pain was so horrendous that she actually stopped feeling it, her mind would just take her to another place. Her doctors, she explained, felt giving her more morphine was a certain death sentence. At 83 years old, tomorrow was just as much a death sentence. It was heartbreaking knowing this dear lady had to watch her husband die from the most horrible pain imaginable, and now she was reliving the whole nightmare with her own. 

Photo courtesy of TheSuperficial.com

Aww, my heart just breaks!  Look how sad and forlorn she looks!  Her friends/staff bloggers are right.  She's a tiny, delicate little flower, and how could anybody do this to her?

Oh, that's right, because she's a lying, no talent scumfuck who doesn't give a fuck about anybody but herself.

MY BAD, GUYS.

Christ, that band-aid on the left (Tila's right) is WAY too big for the tiny-ass injury she has.  I love how she's either too stupid, or she thinks WE'RE too stupid and we'll fall for it.  Does she not realize we've all seen the close up pictures of the wound?  She sold them to TMZ herself!

But I want to point out 2 things:

1: How are her nipples that visible through two layers of clothing?  I think that one layer is a bra.  Christ, her fake tits must be SO HARD.  Reminds me of Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls.  Like when she hugs Lindsay Lohan and her fake tits are so hard that it hurts Linsday?  Or when the little dog chews rampantly on her nipple poking through her pink track suit and she has no idea? 

2: How much do you want to bet that she's wearing that scarf because the eggs and piss balloons jacked up her cheap ass weave?  IT STILL LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT WRETCHED BLOND YOU HAD, TILA.  So kudos to you!  Next time, spring for the human hair, k?

Click here to see what The Superficial has to say!  It's pretty funny, and I definitely agree about the adult sized band-aid.

Good afternoon, everybody!  So last night I got the pleasure of listening to GI Wayne's radio show.  GI Wayne has been a friend of the Rotspot for a while now, so when it came time to talk about Tila Tequila, GI Wayne knew where to go for the truth!



You can listen to his whole show, or you can fast forward to the 80:00 mark and listen to the Tila Tequila segment.  And if you like his radio show, you can go here to listen to his archives!

Thanks for all the plugs, GI Wayne!

I have to giggle so much when I deal with reading Tila's rantings by yet another "staff member" who only writes when Tila is Twitter yet again. This one comes from "TilaStaff05" and the professionalism is about on par with Tila. Why would Tila be pushing the "magic button" on articles someone else wrote?

As far as I can tell, the Rotspot is the one who first raised the questions on Tila's half circle bruising on her side. I have yet to see any major outlets pick up that information so first of all:
HI TILA!!!!

You see, Tila has posted another insane ranting along the lines of "here's a pic from one single source, that no one had heard of prior that shows no bruise before performance". Okay, I'd never heard of it and no one has ever mentioned it that I could see.

1) HERE IS A PHOTO OF MISS TILA WHEN SHE FIRST GOT ONSTAGE. HER HAIR STILL CLEAN, BUT BOTTOMS DIRTY FROM PEOPLE ALREADY THROWING STUFF AT HER ONSTAGE, AND HEY WHAT IS THAT THERE BY THE SIDE OF HER STOMACH??? *GASPS* YOU DON’T SAY?? NO BRUISES!!!! OH MY WHAT LIE WILL THE HATERS COME UP WITH NEXT??? I THOGHT THEY SAID THAT SHE GOT THE BRUISES BEFORE SHE GOT ONSTAGE?? I DON’T SEE ANY HERE!

The aforementioned photo:

(It's worth nothing, someone posted the same picture twice on her flog.) You have all seen the photos of her performing with the bruising so we'll save space and media loading. Here's a couple problems with that scenario. For one, the comparable pictures are of her with her shirt still on. That really helps to narrow our window down. She had her top on for approximately 1 song. In her "now here's my bruise" photo, she captioned it with this:

Oh look at that magical bruise!! Gee I wonder how it got there? Oh yea, some 300 pound due in clown make-up threw beer bottles at a 4

Two things, if she can describe them and we have thousands of videos and pictures everywhere now, she could identify him and go after him as well. We've also established, repeatedly, there are no beer bottles on the grounds. From my sources, they cracked down on this one pretty hard - and it's obviously for safety reasons, but I'd venture to say it's also for grounds reasons. Broken glass all over a campground is pretty tough to clean and quite costly. Those who lent the grounds out, I would bet my left toe, have a special clause on glass. In fact, when is the last time you've heard of any music fest allowing glass beer bottles in? More often than not, if people came in after this festival and got hurt somehow by broken glass, it would be the owners in trouble and they want to cover their asses. We have also seen dozens of pictures and video and not a single one shows glass beer bottles - which are easy to spot among water bottles and cans of Faygo. Additionally, based on Tila's height and the circumference of a standard beer bottle, that mark is larger than a bottle's bottom ring. I digress.

Your favorite lawlyer has moved on to get her medical degree. I researched bruising and I also asked on a medical forum about bruising. We are to expect a perfect bruise in less than 5 minutes. There are several factors that go into the strength, depth and quickness of bruising. Age - which Tila isn't even 30 yet so this will not factor towards her count. Blood thinning medication - for the drugs we know Tila has admitted to, this would not factor towards her count. Treatment for a bruise immediately after - this does factor in for Tila's count, she did not take care of it immediately. The strength of impact - this one does not factor into Tila's count. You see, with a perfect mark bruising, perfect marks are left after at least 24 hours, when trauma to the area surrounding it would start to lose the increased blood flow as the body fights the injury. When hitting hard enough for immediate bruising like Tila claims, the area within a few inches would appear red and swollen. In locations where there is bone directly next to the bruise area, such as the shin, it's a bit easier to get a perfect bruise faster because the skin trauma is pinched between bone and skin with very little fat.

Not a single account, between both my question and all the research online from reputed sites such as Mayo would have instant bruising, that creates a perfect bruise, without swelling or redness around the injury site. For instant bruising, the injury would have to be severe. And not just in a "I got hit with a bottle" severe, it would mean that, more often than not, a more severe hematoma would develop from the blood in the injured area. This would create much more swelling, even quicker than bruising.

In short, from all this jibe - not a single medical resource agrees that this mark, was created in seconds, with no other damage to the area.

I'll leave you with the closing quote that SHE gave from the article:

AND IN THE WORDS OF MISS TILA: “I AIN’T GOING NOWHERE!” POW!

Ah... the sweet sounds of admission of taunting being deposed in court.

I hope you guys aren't getting sick of these videos! I know we're having some bandwidth issues, but try to stay with us. It's because there's 20 billion videos on our front page and we're only using blogspot. Also, make sure you have the latest version of Flash, which is Flash 10.

ANYWAY. My girl Tiffanie sent me this video, and I'd say it's the best quality video we have so far.


Some things to look for:

• Tila not only kicks a bottle back at the crowd, she picks one up and throws it at someone. Smart move, dipshit.
• Tila ducks a full bottle of Faygo (I'm pretty sure), it's pretty funny.
• Tila gets hit with the same stuff as the last video, says "My hair still looks pretty."
• Tila gets hit FULL ON with an egg near the end of the video, and it's GLORIOUS. 3:23 mark.

Damn, you guys, I'm LOVING this shit. If anybody makes me an animated .gif of Tila being smacked in the face with these eggs (or piss balloons, whatever they are), I'll be eternally grateful. We have the best readers in the world, so I'm sure one of you can do it!

Our very own beloved Gnome made us a .gif!

According to this blog, she and Tila have been besties for many years. Could she be the  Norway or Sweden bestie Tila was supposed to go on the Girl's-Only Weekend with. Oh wait, she took Bradshaw to that. And then last month she claimed she had no friends, that eliminates all the rest of the people. Hmmmm. Who could it be? The writing sounds familiar. If I close my eyes and it's read aloud, it sounds very very Tila. That's silly though, because Tila is asleep while Big Tits cares for her around the clock.

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.  We got it.  We got a video of Tila being hit in the face.



It's at about 38 seconds, for those of you who can't stomach hearing her "sing" and just want to see it slam her in the head.  I can't tell what it is.  I can't tell if it's an egg, or a cup of something, but it makes a big splash and DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN I hope it's fucking urine.  Congratulations on whoever threw it, because not only did you ruin Tila's cheap ass polyester hair, but you gained my infinite respect through lolz. 

Enjoy, Rotspotters!  Also, enjoy this badass picture of Tom Green narrowly escaping a bottle of Faygo!

Thanks to our reader spnmedia for sharing the link!  It's epic!  I'm going to have great dreams tonight.

Update! 
Here's a second video.  It's pretty far away, but I want you guys to notice a few things.  One, when she gets hit, she says something like "My hair STILL looks pretty."  Ha.  Yes, Tila.  Keep fucking taunting them.  Secondly, you can really hear the reaction she's getting from the crowd.  


GODDAMMIT TILA, THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE.  IT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU SPELLING "INSANE CLOWN POSSE" INCORRECTLY, AS YOU TWEETED EARLIER.  

I DOUBT MOST OF THEM KNEW ABOUT THAT, AND BY THAT TIME THEY WERE ALREADY PLANNING THIS.  THEY DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK.  YOU'RE A STUPID WHORE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.  By the way, ever notice how Tila reacts like a child when things don't go her way?  "Oh yeah?  Well your event was shitty anyway and nobody would ever go to it!"  Don't make me list all of the acts that have performed there over the years, Tila.  You fucking know I will.

And another thing.  Over the past few days I've seen A LOT of stuff from the juggalos.  I've talked to them on Twitter.  I've visited their websites.  And so when I see this:

I know Tila is openly mocking them.  That's right, guys, she's STILL taunting them.  3 things.  #1: I've noticed the juggalos always refer to themselves as "fam."  Granted, they're not the only group that does this.  However, #2: I've seen them OVER AND OVER AND OVER use the phrase "whoop whoop" lately.  I don't know what it means - hopefully I can get a juggalo to tell me.  But putting that together with #3: she's obviously talking about her lolsuit when she references "#justice," and putting them all together...yeah, that's directed entirely at the juggalos.  Jesus, Tila, you're still trying to piss them off?  Do you really think that's a smart move?  Some of them want you dead, Tila, and by their own hands.  LITERALLY.  Like, when I say I want to curb stomp you with stilettos, I don't literally mean I'm going to wait outside for you and do it.  And I probably wouldn't do it if we ever ran into each other.  Probably.  But some of these people, Tila, they FOR SERIOUS want to kill you.  So keep antagonizing them, princess dumbass, and see where it gets you.

And on that note?  Go choke on a fucking cock and die, gutterslut.

I'm really getting pissed off here. Earlier when Tila tweeted about wanting letters and "stuff" mailed to her, I was stomping mad. I hate, with a passion, how she manipulates those people in her army. It appears most are young or very troubled, or both. Even some of the older ones are a little scary in their devotion to Tila. Mental illness seems to be a common theme in her "army", with their commander being the brains behind the braintrust.

OMG.

Someone actually came up with a game based on the GOTJ incident!

Click here to play!

Catch the notes while avoiding bottles of Faygo and rocks!  I love how they boo when you hit a note.

Thanks to one of our readers (Tuesday!) for pointing this out!!!

I guess I have to be more sensititive to this poor, "fiestly" little mogul. Look, she is still on opiates, for 5 days now, to counter the debilitating pain of faux stitches. I mean c'mon the most those bitsy band aids could cover would be one stitch, and we all know those superficial cuts didn't require anything more than a swab with antibiotic cream.

Remember when Tila went to New York and her giant crabs crushed the city, Godzilla style went on her media tour to promote her gossip blog?  Well during that time she stopped on over at Popeater.com.  Check out how far up Tila's ass they are:


Well, my dear Rotspotters, the times are a'changin'!  Check out this article, and what they think of Miss Tila NOW:

"As A.V. Club pointed out, "When the Juggalos attack Tila Tequila, nobody wins except the Internet."

 This is my new favorite quote ever, because it's SO TRUE.

My my my, Popeater.  You certainly seem to have changed your tune!  And wtf!?  Her record site is nothing but an ad for a free burrito!?  OMFG IT IS, CHECK IT OUT!  OH MY GOD how did we miss that before!?  That's hilarious!  Update!  It has since been changed to a rather artistic goatse.  Not kidding.  The new image for Tila Tequila Records is a giant, gaping asshole.  How you feel about that, Rob?

Tila, for the love of GOD, get the hint.  Ok?  If you get the hint I'll even start being nice to you.  Pinky swear!  Just shut the fuck up and go away.  It's what everybody wants.  Actually wait, I take that back.  Do porn.  Seriously.  You'll be a fucking star (no pun intended, thanks).  God knows I'll watch it.  I really think that's your calling, Tila.  You're FAR too over-sexualized for anything else.  There's no shame in porn, Tila.  I have a very close friend from high school who does it.  She's also on the PTA and lives a fairly quiet home life with her husband and son.  And you know what?  She loves what she does.  Who knows, Tila, maybe someday I'll see you at the AVNs and she can introduce us and we can be life long friends!

Don't count on it.

Thanks to @americastrong for showing me this article!

We've mostly been leaving alone the many news stories and posts because it's redundant, but this is deserving of it's own post. ICP has released their official statement on the Tila Tequila incident as follows:

Although what happened to Tila Tequila at the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos is extremely unfortunate, Juggalo Gathering, LLC and Insane Clown Posse are not responsible. Ms. Tequila was made aware, in advance, of her unpopularity with many Juggalos at the Gathering, but she insisted on performing. She was even paid in full before her performance, and was told that she did not have to perform, but if she did decide to perform, she could leave the stage the minute that she felt uncomfortable. Gathering's head of security told her that it was unsafe to go on stage, and recommended that she leave the Gathering grounds. Despite warnings and already being paid without being required to perform, Ms. Tequila made the decision to go onto the stage and perform. As soon as her show started the crowd began to boo heavily and throw garbage. It was immediately obvious that she was not welcome. Her injuries were only sustained because of her refusal to leave the stage. After several minutes, she even removed her top, exposing herself, which seemed to mock and further antagonize the crowd. Finally, Gathering security pulled her off of the stage. Soon after, she was escorted to her car, and was driven safely off of the Gathering grounds.

Most of this we know, but we have an official statement showing she had to be pulled offstage - not of her own account, she was so terrified she wouldn't leave. We all know she's a dramatic bitch, but to hear specifically that during the time of her "assault" she still did not want to leave just shows to me that she knew the longer she stayed the more drama she'd get and hope E! would make it into a THS.

This, along with some other accounts, coincides with Tila having been paid already. Tila stated (stupidly) that she was told she would be paid but she went on anyways. Ironically, between Method Man and Tila both, the classiest and clearest statement came from 40 year old dudes who wear clown makeup.

Well, so much for Method Man being hardcore. He pulled the same dumb move as Tila, staying out after he got his face cut but we thought hey, he took his lumps, was a man about it and is moving on.

WRONG!

He's suing now too.

Method man hasn't really been relevant for some time in the media. Seeing all the press Tila was getting, he decided to do some famewhoring of his own and let TMZ know he plans to sue!

TMZ spoke with Meth -- who didn't specify exactly who he intends to sue ... but insisted that he's not messing around.

Meth -- who continued to perform even after blood was dripping down his face -- also told us, "It's not OK ... I don't condone throwing things at the talent while they're performing."

As for why he kept going after he got hit, Meth said, "It takes a lot of heart and balls to continue performing after you've been hit in the face" and noted that continuing his show was the "right thing to do."

As we previously reported, Tila Tequila has also threatened legal action after she was nailed with some unidentified flying objects at the festival -- thrown by fans of the Insane Clown Posse -- just a couple nights earlier.

I made this point days ago and it's caught on and you guys see it too. A damn 15 year old kid named Bieber that looks like a girl took a bottle to the head. It wasn't even publicized! We found out about it 9 months later. What's the world coming to that a 15 year old almost girl is more manly than a hardcore rapper?

Looks like another famewhore in rapper's clothing wants a piece of the pie. Of course, Method Man was arraigned last year for not paying 3-4 years worth of taxes, so maybe he needs the moolah. His own site hasn't even been updated in 3 years.

I still maintain that with all the shit that went on, ICP knew what would happen and the huge amount of press they would get.

Let me remind you of the timeline here, the "gory and horrific attack" took place almost 4 full days ago. Ninety-two hours ago. Three and 3/4 days to be more exact. She claims she received stitches for tiny little cuts that were easily hidden by band-aids with pads only 3/8" in diameter. I will bet my life savings on the fact she did not get stitches. There was nothing to stitch. 

I know, I'm posting up a storm today, but you guys seem to be enjoying the updates.  And anybody who isn't can obviously suck my dick.

ANYWAY.  Just a minute ago Tila tweeted

I'm going to ignore the fact that she's IN bedrest.  I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.  The "i" and the "o" are right next to each other, and she's obviously far too traumatized to type.  But COME THE FUCK ON.  She's on bedrest!?  FOR WHAT!?  The two tiny fucking cuts on her face?  Jesus Christ.  She could have turned a rough trick and had worse injuries than that!

You know, if she was just honest and said "That was really fucking scary for me and I don't want to get out of bed right now" nobody would bat an eye at her.  In fact, she'd probably garner more sympathy that way!  But no, Tila, just keep exaggerating your bullshit injuries and make us all fucking hate you more.

Oh but I was hoping one of you guys could answer this question for me.  How exactly is she traumatized since she knew this would happen?  Don't forget, she's psychic after all!  I guess seeing car accidents in the near future is MUCH different than seeing your performance go down in shit-covered flames.

Hey all my pretty bitches!!!!
So first of all, let me just give a quick holla to all you fiends, freaks and creeps out there!!! I miss your asses!!! You know who you are! *wink wink*

**Clears throat**

Now that we got that outta the way, I just want to point and laugh at a couple of things. All the badass bitches here at the Rotspot have already covered this from damn near every angle....now I get to come in and do what I do best. Be a dick.

Might I present exhibit A to the court....

As you can all clearly see, the porn muppet is oh so excited to be performing at the "Juggalo Gathering", and acknowledges that it's going to be bat shit crazy. She then attempts to hype it up by professing her love for The Family...

Moving right along, she throws a random shout out to KMK, which pisses me the fuck off that she should even dare SPEAK their name....that bitch ain't down for the crown, and that's for fucking sure. Next!

Now, might I point out that in the short little span of 12 hours, her entire tune changes dramatically. Granted, I'll give her a mulligan, because had I just been pelted in the face while attempting to perform a lack luster strip tease, I don't know that I'd still be in love with them either. HOWEVER, I'm not stupid. And I tend to acknowledge when a situation doesn't seem to be the very best for me to flash my tits, all the while taunting an increasingly agitated crowd. It's been said, but I'll say it AGAIN...the dumb bitch KNEW what she was going in to.....and on the off chance that she didn't...Well whatever, you can lead a horse to water and all that other metaphorical shit.

Do you guys like the part where she's going to "make the owners of the juggalos bankrupt". I sure do!!! And I'd just like to say, Really you fucking cunt scab? I speak for my damn self when I say not a goddamn person owns me. And I'm pretty sure that every one of those individuals at that venue can say the same. So please explain to me how you're going to sue the owners of a fan base. Did you mean you were going to sue ICP, or maybe you meant Psychopathic Records as a whole...any way you slice it, you're a fucking retard. And while we're pointing and laughing at your extra chromosome, please tell me that you're not stupid enough to believe that it was only MEN throwing things at you!!!!

Now, I'd like to present to the court exhibit B....



Awwws, her feelers got hurt so she has to post a blog explaining who and what Juggalos are. I didn't realize they were a group of underground people. You know, like cavemen I assume...but underneath the surface maybe? God, she's dumb.

Moral of this story:
There isn't one. Well, other than Tila's a fucking idiot and willingly performed at a concert where she was threatened, taunted and made fun of for days prior to the event. For shits sake, she was warned THAT very night by members of ICP, Psychopathic Records and God knows who else, and she still tried to play the "I'm a bad ass bitch from the rough streets of Texas" card.

The prosecution rests.

Oh, but wait...let me just add...
Bitch, get the fuck off the stage of life and make room for someone people actually give a shit about!!
Gnome out!

That Noel Gallagher part made me LOL so hard.

I know I just posted about the Tom Green video, but one of our readers sent us these pics in our comment section and I thought they deserved their own post.  We've been going back and forth about whether or not there really were firecrackers thrown at Tila, and this proves that there WERE:




I have to say, you guys, that's really dangerous.  Cheap weaves go up real quick.  You could have hurt somebody important!  Oh, and probably hurt Tila, too, but whatever.

Update! 
Here's the video!  You can see the firecrackers whiz right by her head.  None of them actually made contact.