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Saturday, June 5

postheadericon "Janes" Failure....



My my my it seems that the dirty midget has been rather busy "this morning"....or so she'd like us all to believe....

First, she makes sure to hype up her never anticipated flog postings....biding for more time to be creative I assume.....telling everyone that she's exhausted, but she can't fall asleep..and begging her fans to stick it out with her...


But what do we have?! UH OHS!! The porn muppet Tila closes her eyes for only a SPLIT second and her hoodrat "gangsta" alter ego "Jane" appears....alas, Jane fails the resistance....but don't you worry your pretty little heads, Tila comes to just in time to blog AND tweet about the entire ordeal....who needs 911 when you have the internet right?



And look at that bitches, she's setting the stage for another delusional escapade personality to make an appearance... "Little Tila"...I'm curious as to what this one has gone through...probably molestation and child trafficking...because Tila hasn't exploited either one of those things yet....


MOVING RIGHT ALONG, a little more research shows that this picture isn't current....the motherfucker was taken on 6/2....3 fucking days ago!!!


Notice the date of the original....then the modify date? It's seriously laughable to me that the dirty bitch is trying to actually make her army of tweens believe this shit!!!! You're telling me Tila, (waves and flips the bird) that while you were bleeding profusely, and "meet" was pouring out of your arms, you had time to modify the picture and add your watermark? (which is a different one than you usually post...how original of you) Are you fucking kidding me?

Also, notice the precariously placed baggies of "narcotics"? Well fuck, I know that if I was going to stage a photo op take pictures of my wounds from my cell phone that I'd sure as shit make sure I had the drugs in there....fake blood, check....baggies of wannabe drugs, check....narcissistic famewhore, check.....

It seems though, that there's been a break in the case. She's filming a video for evidence, because there were actually 2 people there!!! *gasp* Meanwhile, she's still updating her shitty blog...because well, she "perseveres".

Worry not, it seems now that "Jane" has left, and Tila locked the doors....LMAO!!! Locked the doors? God, you just couldn't make this shit up....or wait....yes you could.


And what better way to get an out pouring of sympathy from the young and perverted? You threaten and scream at them...


I can see though, how tweeting and posting pictures makes people LESS cruel than calling a doctor....Tila, at least the doctors and nurses would have to PRETEND to like you....we on the other hand...we're all pointing and laughing....I'd just like to say for next time....it's "down the river, not across the stream". *smiles politely*

It's disgusting that all of this is a shameless ploy to get hits on her blog....it is however humorous to me that she's finally realizing that she's neither popular OR creative enough to keep traffic there without some sort of "traumatic incident"....cleanup on aisle 4...I repeat, cleanup on aisle 4...


UPDATE: Listen to her very clear kind of crazy....she reminds me of the exorcist bitch...I wish we could see her face to see whether or not her heads spinning around....

video

Hey, Rotty up here. You know ... this really irritates the fuck out of me. She's making all of this shit up. I mean, this picture was taken three fuckin' days ago and she's trying to pass it off because she thinks everyone is a fuckin' idiot. And who fuckin' videos this shit? Really? She mocks everything. I can't wait until the day they find her fuckin' dead and I can mock that shit. I'm going to ride on your coattails then you fuckin' murderess tramp! I'm seriously so fuckin' disgusted that she is making kids think this is COOL. She's also posting pictures and videos all the while tweeting about this shit all over the fuckin' internet and no one is doing anything about it? I fuckin' guarantee you that if I even THREATENED to do some shit like that my local PD would be all up in my shit taking me to rehab. This is just fuckin' ridiculous. She has these kids posting shit up like this:


TEXT-A-TIP To provide anonymous tips, text CRIMES (274637) on your cell phone and begin the message with the letters LAPD.


UPDATE:
Gnome again lol...it seems she's added a pt. deux to her failed life ending attempt....


She's also claiming via her twitter that now she wants to just "go to sleep all day" and for her fans to "please not worry"....she makes me sick.


On a side note, Rotty posted an anonymous number for you all to text LAPD if you're worried about the midget....if you're concerned, use it.

70 comments:

Steven Clarke said...

You guys have her address right? Call 911 and say that she is cutting herself and posted a picture with a handful of drugs.

Blow her shit up.

Lisa said...

I just....wow. The lengths this psycho hosebeast will go to is astounding.

She is beyond help.

Rotty (TRS) said...

DO NOT GO TO HER BLOG. SHE'S GETTING MAD HITS ON THIS SO PLEASE JUST WAIT HERE. WE'LL HAVE IT ALL UP AS IT HAPPENS!

Thanks!
Rotty

apocryphalyou said...

Someone call a cop, or get a mop -- oh wait she needed a mop three days ago.

Hurry Tila, lock the doors before Jane goes out and buys another bottle of stage blood!

Mostly seriously, unless I see a video of Tila pounding a wooden stake through Jane's heart, and she turns to ash, then I'll believe in the DID, the pregnancies, her mogulishness, and all the other, ish, bullshit she dishes out.

Keep it coming! It's a great Saturday, ain't it?

jayden said...

Steven, that's exactly what needs to be done. Someone with her address and unit number needs to call LA 911. They'll either lock her up where she belongs or it will prove she's full of shit on this just like all the other lies.

And Tila, since I know you're reading this, think of how many hits your fail blog would get if you completely offed yourself?

Seagal said...

What a joke. I see no injury to her arm, only fake blood. Cracks me up that she has a baggie of supposed drugs placed strategically in place. And then she locks the doors? WTF?????

So the people that were there just stood by and watched her attack herself? LMAO This is just too funny. Why is it that almost all people that have MPD have no idea who their alternates are and what they do except for the lil hogul? I can hardly wait to se the video. This chick NEEDS to be locked up. She is such a good example for her tweentila army<--SARCASM. If my kid was a fan of hers I would take his pc away and have him deprogrammed..lol The woman is honestly a danger to impressionable kids. She makes me so pissed and sick. I just want to bitch slap her and I am the least violent person you'll ever meet. But she gets under my skin.

Alte Klatschtante said...

I especially love the part where her "arm meet is bubbling out" of the cuts. Un-fucking-believable.

brokediva said...

Video's up. Check out the empty bottle of Nyquil (conveniently the red kind) on the night stand at 13 seconds.

Oh, and that lamp was used to cut her up, where was the blood/Nyquil on it?

rockitqueen said...

*yawn* Countdown to molestation "reveal"...

chey said...

Damn it Jane, do a better job next time.

And lol @ "I locked the doors". Yeah, cause that'll keep those pesky multiple personalities out.

Polkie said...

Okay, I agree here, someone with her address needs to call the cops or nuthouse asap...a friend of mine had a similar "attention" disorder and back in the days of livejournal she did a similar stunt. Cops were called, they came to her house and needless to say she didn't pull that kind of nonsense again.

brokediva said...

Hey, I can't find it on your site (but really I'm too lazy to look that hard), but that doesn't look like her new awesome super fancy bedroom, does it?

Lisa said...

@brokediva - hahaha! I didn't notice the RED NyQuil. Fucking HELL.

I liked the box of Honey Nut Cheerios, though. Breakfast of Hoguls!

Stephi said...

She's tryin' HARD AS A MUFUCK to get on Celebrity Rehab ain't she? *lol*

What a trashy looking place anyway, even without all the destruction. Bitch got problems, and Dr. Drew is not equipped for that mess! She needs something more drastic, like... what is it, a 5150? If only to teach her a lesson about lying...

Jennifer said...

'Wah wah my arms are all cut up, blood everywhere, but wait! I can still type and blog!!!'

right, tila.

tillie said...

The effin wackjob posts a blog about Eva Longoria in the middle of her meltdown. LMAO Great job as usual, ladies. Thanks I sure don't want to give her a hit at that piece of shit.

thehorrorble said...

Multiple personality disorder: you're doing it wrong, Tila.

Clementine said...

Other than the lamp nothing looks broken, it just looks like she dumped crap on the floor and hasnt cleaned up in days. Also notice there is no Onyx? If I even have the tiniest booboo my dog is all up in my grill wondering whats going on.

The kind of cuts that muscle(assuming that is what she means with Meet falling out.) exposure would be so severe that she wouldnt be able to twitter, film or photograph shit. The blood loss alone would be more than a few spatters on a blanket and a wet tissue. PLUS if you look at that lamp base it is pretty thick glass the gashes from that would be wide at the very least. Also it looks like she ran water over her arm, the blood is not pooling right on her arm its been watered down, which explains why the tissue is wet.

I mean we know its fake but fucking hell put a little bit of effort into it! I just cant believe the few fans who think this is real.

As someone else said people with multiple personalities dont know about them, unless they are told about them by their doctor after a very long stay in a mental hospital. Then they would be medicated.

Shes beyond pathetic.

livvey said...

Umm, if it's your multiple personality, locking the door doesn't stop that personality from coming out.

The people that believe what she puts online are freakin' morons.

But the deeper issue is that her behavior is in no way indicative how people with multiple personality disorder behave. The way she acts is like if Saturday Night Live puts on a skit of someone having multiple personality disorder. It's over-dramatic and laughable. Hell, it would probably be the funniest SNL skit in awhile.

She is such a shameless attention whore with no talent.

ayashibaka said...

Lol at the cherrios box in the corner of the room, and a snapple on the floor

Nothing says deranged meth head than a fucked up room with munchies to spare.
Great Job Tila

Now *Mortal Combat Announcer voice* FINISH IT!

R said...

She literally makes me sick and is obviously trying to get as much attention as possible before she checks into rehab so she can make a big (public) "transformation" after. She hasn't even filmed the first show yet, but all she can talk about is her spin off.

I did LOL at "meet coming out of my arm" though.

ayashibaka said...

Also, if you notice on the night stand, there is red Nyquil red Vitamin Water and red Gatorade

hmmm. i wonder what sort of concoction would be made if you mixed together all three?

Sunshine said...

I couldn't believe my eyes when I read her first attempted murder (suicide?) tweets, this bitch is over the top.

I think it's pretty hilarious that she explains that this is what happens when you are "Bi-polar". hahahahahahaha

And yet, I can't stop watching this trainwreck. I hate myself! Well, time to sleep off this hangover - since I am "Bi-polar" I better hide the knives in case I wake up in 23 minutes and black out & try to cut myself.

Eleanor/LNR said...

She is an embarrassment to those with ACTUAL mental health problems although i am not denying that she has SERIOUS issues this is just taking the piss. What about all her staff? Surely one of them would have called an ambulance or the police... *coughs PUBLICITY STUNT coughs*
What about all her young fans? Jesus Christ WHAT ABOUT LISSY!

Eleanor/LNR said...

She is an embarrassment to those with ACTUAL mental health problems although i am not denying that she has SERIOUS issues this is just taking the piss. What about all her staff? Surely one of them would have called an ambulance or the police... *coughs PUBLICITY STUNT coughs*
What about all her young fans? Jesus Christ WHAT ABOUT LISSY!

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Ben said...

That was a tiny room for a hogul mansion.

This was my favorite tweet:

"But pls dont worry about me. Thats the last thing I want."

Don't worry about me, I just took pictures made a video and did two posts about it. Loved how she was trying to cut herself again when showing the lamp.

And she's only fucking doing Norcos, she needs to move up to Oxy like an adult.

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Sunshine said...

Maybe me blood will dry to a red-pink hue, just like Tila's.

Seagal said...

Well why is she whispering on the video? And if her arm was so cut up how can she even pick up anything? She is so full of shit. Like I have said a ton of times, she'll do anything for attention and unfortunately this last escapade is bringing her site a ton of traffic. When will ppl learn that she only does this shit when she is desperate for hits to her site? Of course, I am guilty of reading her "Dear Diary" yesterday before it was posted here. I have already *forehead slapped* myself for that. Anyhow, her room just looks like the room of a slob w/a busted lamp. And no way was she cut by that lamp. Nothing really out of the ordinary. Plus watered down blood, if that's what it is, with no discernable cuts, on her arm.

I just want to know why she's whispering. Afraid Jane or Caroline might hear her? LMAO

deluwiel said...

I am laughing so hard right now - first the timestamps on the twitters, then the oh so easy to find dates on the picture and then... the piece de resistance - the dramatic video! Her weak little voice, the unsteady camera, focusing in on the jagged broken lamp...

okay, I have to go back and watch again. This stuff is golden. LOLOLOL

imoutofit said...

Bitch is trying to make some hooch out of Gatorade, Vitamin Water, and Nyquil. I can't believe she's making a mockery out of a serious mental health issue.

Thien's antics are just getting lame. I guess she's that desperate to cling on to her fifteen minutes of fame.

zuh said...

oh no, my whole room is smashed, theres glass everywhere...


.....but my laptop and video camera are intact.


.........

Mogularmy said...

Tila is such a complete fail at everything, she can't even fake a suicide without people lol'ing.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

What time is it? Who am I? What am I? Where am I? I got drunk and pass out and missed this shit as it happened? Are you fucking kidding me? Am I going to have to start doing meth to stay up and match this? No, no meth for me when I have you guys catching this. Could today be the day she dies? Back to my coffee, cigarettes, and dealing with my alcohol induced headache. It might even require a beer soon.

Ben said...

@seagal

Well she did lock the door, so the person that is inside her can't get to her.

Wait a minute, that wouldn't work.

Fatty McFatterson said...

If you follow her site meter, you'll see over the last week she had the least amount of daily hits in the last month. Her blog is losing visitors at an alarming rate. Of course she needs to do something spectacular to get her name out there in anticipation of Celebrity Rehab.

SpitFire said...

I dont know if any of you have seen this or not, but a nice little stab at Miss Rent-A-Publicity-Stunt herself. Fun!

http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-05-stds-1-concern-for-reality-producers

justmyopinion said...

she's praying someone calls 911 so there will be video of her being taken out in an ambulance - such great footage for CR to use if it ever starts

Steven Clarke said...

She could just call 911 herself if she wanted that. Shes faking it, and doesn't want an amberlamps to see the truth

deluwiel said...

'kay - I've seen the pictures, I've seen the video, I've read the gripping account... now someone (maybe Tila's sister who went to the most prestigious nursing school in the entire universe) could explain how there would be "meet" oozing out of scratches that haven't even broken the skin? Anyone? I didn't think so. It does appear that she's scratched herself with something like a pin, but these in no way shape or form are anything close to glass lacerations. Oh, and Tila? Just FYI - Bipolar is something entirely different than multiple personality disorder. Neither of which you have. Dumbshit.

Melanie said...

I texted ... not so much for her sake, but if she has kids wishing they could switch places with her, in the midst of this made up insanity, she's a danger to those kids more than anything, which is what I told them. If you agree, just text them and say that... get it so she is FORCED to keep her mouth shut.

jenna said...

This seriously makes me sick to my stomach. I know someone very close to me that has MPD and its NOT what she displays...when other personalities come out,once they "leave" the person doesnt remember anything. They have no idea and no memory of what happened during that time. She really is an embarassment to people with actual mental diseases. Also people who were raped, abused, and so on. Its not even the slightest bit amusing. I was raped and abused and have had 2 miscarriages...she has made a joke out of all of these. I know her " army" is mostly young but I dont ever remember being that stupid when I was 15/16. ok my rant is over im sorry but this really upsets me. To the rotspot....thanks for getting the truth out!

Jess said...

what happen to tila leaving to film CR, now she in her bed room bleeding and another thing who gonna sit there and bleed and be like omg i have to take pic and video of this for my fans, hmm i think not

Jen said...

I love her train of thought (I don't really, but let's pretend I do!!): She probably broke her lamp a few days ago by tripping on the cord trying to reach the cheerios in a fit of high off the top munchies. She sat for a sec and then BOOM POW PAM (you know, the cooking spray? isn't that what moguls's say??) - brainstorm idea!
"Ya Ya.... they'll never figure this one out!! And if they do..I'll tell them that they're sick for making fun of mental health problems.... YAAAA!! I GOT this!!!" - bends over to kiss poor dead Onyx who died months ago from malnurishment & lack of attention :( - She doesn't have to clean up her bedroom cause "YA! It'll look more broken into!! POM BAM BOOM!" Rubs her hands together and says to herself...I'm gonna get so many hits on my site!!" And now...la piece de resistance! imma cut myself bitch! ya bitch cause that's what all mogul's do when they need more fame! imma slice my motherfuckin arm up! BOOMDABITTYDOOMDA!
The fact that this BITCH makes fun of multiple personalities is the icing on top for me. She's made fun of rape, assult, miscarriages, etc... (all which have sadly affected my life tremendously) and now mental health. I BEG someone to call the cops in the area (I live in Montreal, Quebec... too much of a hassle) and tell them that Tila Tequila is mutilating herself & has been posting pictures of drugs. Let her learn a lesson.... I would even call TMZ to BE THERE when the cops show & try to get a report of her claiming it was all an accident.
I HATE HER. I fucking hate her. I want her dead. I don't feel like this about anyone else in the entire world and that's saying a lot. Aghhh...... put her away.
ps: Awesome Saturday posts guys!! Better than my newspaper!!

khandersuk said...

Those are self harm wounds, I've seen them many many times before in patients I see. She seems unaware that multiple personalities are firstly very rare, never mind they are only diagnosed when there are more than two DISTINCT personalities. This means if one takes over from Tila, he/she does not keep up with the blog and other things Tila would do. The associated memory loss is complete blackout, so Tila would not emerge and know exactly which one of her fake personalities had been present. And . . . most important . . . a multiple personality cannot be observed or diagnosed in a patient using any drugs, you risk confusion with a drug induced psychoses.

Seeing as she was outing her drug use only yesterday (wasn't it?), it's not surprising she's had this huge dramatic episode. It's a self defense tactic she uses when she has exposed her vulnerabilities too much, and quite manipulative.

Drexel Spivey said...

Is it just me or is it clear to everyone that she watches United states of Tara?

Isis said...

Dear Thien:

Your latest Jane bullshit needs to be taken the fuck down. Your haters are the only ones who truly care about your health, and you feed off of their attention, but this is just rock fucking bottom: the lowest you can sink from here on out is death. I should know: I've witnessed this shit 1000 times.

You know the scene in Celeb Sober House or CR or something where Dr. Drew was talking to Shifty Shellshock about how he already made his "goodbyes", and has already mourned his passing because he truly believed that no amount of help could fix him, that he would never be able to fix himself?

That is exactly how I feel about you.

goldenhum said...

i may have just notified the police..... i won't say yes or no. she'll have to wait & see. i'm sick of her shit.

Joann said...

LOL..Tila pulled this same crap on her twitter when she fell off the chair and "cracked" her head only this time she has video to go along with it.

She claims to be so cut up with blood everywhere(which we all know is fake),room thoroughly trashed(except for her computer and video camera) but she won't call 911 INSTEAD she keeps on blogging and making a video about the entire scenario.

I see from her twitter she had just enough time to "fall asleep", set up this scenario then "wake up" to let people know what Jane did to her. Too bad Jane didn't finish the job.

Good catch on the picture Gnome.

It's downright beyond pathetic that someone would go to this extent with their lies. That's pure psycho behavior.

Lisa said...

Somebody on Twitter mentioned a suspicion that this is all somehow "scripted" for CR.

If that's the case, then I seriously will never watch this show, or anything on VH1, or anything remotely associated with Drew Pinsky, ever again. Because that's fucking deplorable.

The Fight Clubber said...

If I woke up suddenly to find my house completely trashed and my arm sliced up, the first thing that I would NOT do is post pictures, write a blog, and video tape the whole ordeal. How pathetic is she really?

This is getting completely out of control and frustrating. There's nothing left to do except wait for her next "big publicity" stunt and see where it goes from there. What's absolutely maddening is that she has no empathy to realize how insulting her actions are. It's as if she believes the world revolves around her and her twitter account.

Any way, I have a link here that describes what she probably has (Borderline Personality Disorder with a touch of drug addiction). She really does not fit the criteria of MPD.

http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/borderline-personality-disorder-fact-sheet/index.shtml

Sheriff Gauncent said...

My favorite part is not the exif data from the picture taken from a couple days ago proving this was staged, it is the few minutes that passed from blogging to falling asleep and waking up to her mess. It takes me longer than 23 minutes to fall asleep. I'm predicting that by next Saturday 06-12-10 she will either be dead (hip hip, hooray!) or in a hospital somewhere. I'm calling the LAPD today if I can get her address.

MissSunshine said...

WOW!!! she is fucking nuts and needs locking up!!!

Ben said...

Well she's going batshit crazy on twitter right now. Homophobic slurs, etc. Turns out she wasn't sleeping, she was reading the comments on her website. But who didn't see that coming.

Speaking of "seeing it coming" here's a tweet promise that she's going to break

"Calm the fuck down! I aint trying to commit no suicide you dumbfucks! Well that's the last time I will EVER share somethin w/u idiots!"

If only she wouldn't share stuff with us anymore. We can only wish.

RNB007 said...

Oh no Tila is on one hell of a rant!
Police show up for a "welfare check" just maybe ;)?

RNB007 said...

BTW anyone looking for her address, its around! ;)

Tilatakedown said...

omg this just proves the bitch is out of her mind. she did all that for what?! regardless weather it was a split personality or not...that shit is fcuking crazy
I REPEAT EVERYONE CALL LAPD..
CALL NOW AN CALL FAST! BITCH NEEDS TO GET LOCKED UP!!!! this is what is influencing minors....
this has finally got out of hand

Ade said...

LMAO, At first I was in shock, but then I realized, She has been watching United States of Tara on showtime.

Joann said...

Hey guys, if you look at the video again where she is talking about the lamp being broken then holds it up, you can see a reflection in the lamp base. It's at the .35 to .38 mark. Who the hell is that?

The Gnome said...

joann, that's her

Joann said...

Thanks Gnome.

boytoy said...

Someone call a cop, or get a mop -- oh wait she needed a mop three days ago.

LOLOL

josephgein said...

6-12-10:
I think you may be proven correct, Sheriff. Although I give it as early as Sunday night. Personally, I will openly celebrate her demise The world is immediately a much better place THE SECOND she ceases to be. C'mon, Tila. Don't let me down...

ImSoLa said...

What a joke this bitch is! Gosh someone please shoot her in the face for me please please please. She is such a waste of oxygen. I cant believe there are people out there that actually thinks she's legit. Idiots. Calling people 'homo' isn't cool when you claimed to be a homo yourself. Also, there are people who multiple personality disorder. This bitch is just a lunatic.

mishy said...

at first from the pic i thought this shit was real, but after watching the video, it's obvious that it isn't. also, if she has "slits all over arms, legs, etc." then how come she's just showing her left arm in this video? you know damn well she would be showing everything if this was real.

kellymae said...

what we need here kids, is someone to weigh in who specialises in mpd. My understanding is that most of the personalities don't know the others exist. I mean we all know she's so full of shit her eyes are brown, but it'd be nice to have a professional say it don't ya think? I'mma work on that I think.

starfish said...

there is a site i go to "psuedo occult media" google it...please. it explains how split personalities are made through trauma and programming. yes it is real. i think tila read about it and she is trying to be like britney spears or rihanna. but MPD does not work that way...tila.

Lori "poison"

NoHo Wino said...

It seems someone has been watching United States of Tara. It's a great show! I can see where she got this idea.

OMGtotallii said...

ok, seriously, who would wake up covered in cuts and blood and take pics/make a video?? ugh what a loser.

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