Blog Archive

Saturday, February 20

postheadericon "Tila"-Life in a Crackheads minute...

Ok...so we all know that a lot can happen in anyones life in the span of 24 hours...an axis can shift, poles can reverse, babies can be born, dreams can me made or destroyed....blah blah blah....BUT if you're Tila Tequila, it only takes you 8 hours and the whole fucking solar system can practically stop orbiting the sun.....
I read through her latest round of tweets, and I swear to God I've seen a puppy with a straighter train of thought...I did my best to pull out the high points...but fuck, there was a lot of shit to cover.....

So first...we have Tila proclaiming that she's NOT going back to LA...but rather going to go live in Texas to be with her "one and only"...Keep in mind this is a woman, who by all rhyme and reason should STILL be mourning the fiance she was so madly in love with...




Next we have her asking her very YOUNG and VERY naive fan Lissy (FROM GERMANY) to come live with her...then 2 tweets later, she retracts her offer....(Just so you guys know...THIS part is actually very sad to me...I feel soooo sad for Lissy...she worships this pathetic waste of skin, and all Tila can do is take her hopes and dreams and shit on them)....




Here, we have Tila talking about her adoption again...only THIS time, she states that she's IN THE MIDDLE of adopting this Russian child, and that "the process takes about a year, so I have time..." although, if you remember correctly, she stated that she was going to go to Russia after her Australian tour, and that not only was she APPROVED, but that the adoption was almost done....



Then she states that her and her baby daddy are going to get tattoo's when she gets home....(um...newsflash gremlin, pregnant women CAN NOT get tattoos....and NO tattoo artist would even think about doing it)




This is quite possibly the best couple of tweets out of this rant that there is.....she decides she's getting married!!! (wonder who the poor sapped she conned is)....THEN she completely changes directions and proclaims to the world that she was beat up recently!!! *GASP* (since when does throwing yourself down, and hitting your stomach with a chair qualify as abuse?)




And last but not least we get to witness her having a simple little domestic discussion with her soon to be hubby....because after all, doesn't everyone argue with their significant others via twitter?



Whew....I'm honestly not sure what to do or say here.....do I offer congrats or condolences? I can't even keep track of how many times her brain switched gears....
One thing's to be said....this whore gets crazier and crazier as each hour ticks by, I'll be expecting the drug induced crash rants as soon as her plane touches down.....

UPDATE:This is the tweet where she stated she was SINGLE...about 8 hours prior to her happy engagement

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

First! - rat sniff

Anonymous said...

Goddamn I love this blog. I love it so much I want to marry all of you and make all of you my baby daddy!! Awwwww booo boooo shuckims! poo poo bears!

-EduardoRetardo

The Gnome said...

eduardo, lets make out

Anonymous said...

This is all so pathetic. There really are no words.

And Russia is far from the only country that lets single women adopt.

This ET headed vietcong hooker troll is pathetic and her "army" deserves her.

Anonymous said...

she is trying to confuse u all on purpose and create this sort or mystery about her, so either she can get a tell all book deal or high traffic to her new stupid OMG blog. shes not pregnant, no babby daddy, no new house, and shes broke as hell. she was willing to do fannatic mag cover for only $5000.

Anonymous said...

maybe that's why she's going home bc she's too broke

Anonymous said...

Oh please don't let her come back to Texas. But the blog is very interesting.

Anonymous said...

I read that her landlord was kicking her out because she's behind on the bills. That's why she has to move.

She is clearly soooo mentally ill. I really hope some person around her will finally have the decency to 5150 her ass the minute she gets off the plane. Girl needs help.

P.S. I love this blog. It's addicting. Hopefully it will aid someone in finally getting through to TT intervention style. Not holding my breath though since she's so far gone and no one around her has yet to do anything in that direction accept laugh at her or simply stare in stunned amazement at the spectacle.

Anonymous said...

But the sad fact is there is no mystery about her. Almost all the lies that she tells are verifiably untrue or she immediately tells another lie that contradicts the first one.

I for one will not generate any traffic at her "new blog" if in fact it does debut in March. We have all seen her blog style and she is terrible. I cant imagine that anyone would offer her a book deal because I dont think her last one did all that well.

So what else has she got? I mean maybe someone will give her some type of reality show, because it seems that any celeb washout can get one now a days. But what production company really wants to deal with all the bs and lies she comes up with and take a chance on being sued? Not to mention if shes really on drugs the liability that goes with that.

Frankly her best options at this point would be an episode of Intervention or Dr. Drews Rehab show.

Anonymous said...

As for the TMZ thing with Game and Ar it was part of the fridays TV broadcast. So unless someone has a tivo of the actual friday show or they recap it with the weekend edition(1hr), I hsve no idea where you can get it. They might email it to you. But it was funny, the camera guy caught them at a carwash or something and game was throwing ar under the bus and he just kept saying it wasnt his and laughing.p

Anonymous said...

Tila Tequila stated in an interview long ago that she was sexually abused by an 8 year old girl when she was about 4 or 5 years old.

She is even referenced in wiki on the subject of child on child sexual abuse which also includes information concerning the myriad of personality disorders and psychological problems sexual abuse creates. Here's the URL:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child-on-child_sexual_abuse

I used to live in WeHo where it was widely rumored that she was passed around and generally used. I can't imagine what kind of things she endured in "juvie" or wherever she was sent because she was an out of control girl as an adolescent.

Everything about her screams childhood sexual abuse/trauma from her hypersexuality, constant attention seeking to what appears to be an unchecked case of serious borderline personality disorder and or dissociative identity disorder. Reportedly, she is self-medicating which is the ultimate recipe for disaster.

This human being has already had a few "epic mental breakdowns" so where this is heading and why we all want to watch the inevitable is troubling to say the least. I can't look away but I want her to get help.

Anonymous said...

Just came across this article... I love this part, "She's now a singer and jetted into town for a nightclub appearance at HQ, where she found herself performing to literally tens of people.". lmao
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/confidential/tequila-trainwreck-here/story-e6fredq3-1225832637461

Anonymous said...

Never heard of Tila Tequila before the Casey Johnson tragedy. I just found this priceless rap-off from her 'Shot at Love' bisexual reality show. I'm thinking Tila should have picked Dani...cuz ya know, she's like, sane. TT somehow manages to look normal here. What an oddity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbot3rfmoMo

jess said...

that very young fan has a formspring and someone ask her, if it was true that she was gonna move in with tila and she said this. Oh boy, she just Said that! Why does everyone take everything always so Serious?!

Anonymous said...

She grasping at straws anything she can get.. She's done for! This bat shit crazy bitch has bad mouthed everybody and makes completly no sense at all. She's done for.. Hollywood has blacklisted this crazy bitch. She's getting kicked out of her place. There's to many fucking lies this meth head come's up with every 2 second's to list.
All this chick has left is maybe working in porn and of course her drugs. Karma,,
WOW. This chick will ruin anyone that goes near her....

Anonymous said...

she said god set her free about the shawn case maybe she was refering to him again

Anonymous said...

Someone posted the lyrics to Tila's "I fucked the DJ" and it got me to thinking. In her own lyrics she makes a reference to "shorty" which I believe is her nickname in Hollyweird as a groupie type that's passed around.

Here's the part of her song I'm referring to:

'in my middle like an oreo
i just wanna rock ride cock like a rodeo
drop like ? you can check my portfolio
make my pussy pop like i done with e-44
dudes on my jock like hey where shorty go
she over there in the booth u know how it go'


Then I came across this song performed by T-Pain and J-Shin called "Send Me an Email." Tila is in the video and she is referred to as "shorty."

Maybe Tila is just another Superhead which would explain her seemingly strange relationship with The Game and Avante Rose. She's just another groupie in their world. Soooo Woooo.

Or whatever.

Sickening.

Anonymous said...

Linkage:

TILA TEQUILA, T-Pain, J-Shin "Send Me an Email"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jL7bYdA7WI

Anonymous said...

whatever happened to her supposed garage sale "for charity"? anyone going to that?

Anonymous said...

Maybe she can't enter her home because the repo guy loves auctions because that's how his boss gets paid.

I'm hoping that Onyx is hanging chill in some kind of cool doggy pad and not abandoned.

Doggy love shout-out to the big O! We love you man.

Birdie said...

That photo of her new "house" she posted was such a joke.

In her words:
"I told my interior decorator to design my new house to make it look like the penthouse of the VENETIAN HOTEL in Las Vegas! Very 5 Star home! "

"It's a 2 story house, beautiful living room upstairs with new hardwood floors, very bright, dining room, fire place & separate door intrance "

"& down stairs I have 2 master bedrooms. Both rooms has its own balcony, lots of privacy, restroom 2 balconies & another secret door entrance "

And then she posts this pic:
http://twitpic.com/14d94p

But then when people start calling her out on the photo. In a now deleted comment, a girl called her out saying that the tiny kitchen was set up like an alcove, the way they are in apartments and that big room was the dining/living room.

After this, Tila started backpedaling saying that it's just a small cozy temporary spot for her to stay at while her real house gets redecorated because it's just to burdensome to live there with the memory of Casey all over the place.

And then she immediately tried distract her followers with the made-up marriage story.

Sorry for the book as a comment. I just stumbled upon this trainwreck and haven't been able to look away. I hope she gets help. I second the person who says she should go on Celebrity Rehab.

Good job with the blog.

WendyLou said...

Thank you for plowing through her twitter feed so I don't have to. Mwah!

The Gnome said...

mwah back sugar

There was an error in this gadget